Most in the Graveyard
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The citizens of Free Country, USA visit the graveyard.
Cast (in order of appearance): Bubs, Coach Z, Homestar Runner,Marzipan, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat, The King of Town, The Poopsmith, Strong Sad, Pom Pom, Homsar (Easter egg), Carnivorous Undead Sheep, The Goblin
See Most in the Graveyard Costumes for more information on what everyone was wearing.
Places: The King of Town's Castle, Graveyard
Date: Thursday, October 30, 2008
Running Time: 6:25
Page Title: Ketchup Fountain SOUL'd Separately!
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Transcript
STRONG BAD: Ooh man, you guys! I can't believe we actually came to the King of Town's crappy Halloween Party!
THE KING OF TOWN: You boys having a good time? Try the Ketchup fountain yet?
STRONG BAD: This party sucks, old man! This is Halloween! Where's the decaying flesh? The rotting corpses? The stink of death!
{The Poopsmith comes into the frame holding a rotting skull on his shovel}
STRONG BAD: Uhh... not exactly what I was talking about.
THE KING OF TOWN: Well, fine! If stinky dead people is all you want, why don't you go hang out in that 200-acre cemetery that's been behind my castle all this time?
STRONG BAD: Uh-jig-ga-ma-WHAT?
{Opening credits}
STRONG BAD: We have a cemetery? This is awesome! How come nobody ever told me about this place?
STRONG SAD: You didn't know about this place? Man, if it weren't for the library, I'd spend—
STRONG BAD: We have a Who Cares?
STRONG SAD: Yeah! It still uses Dewey Decimal and everything! ...ooh. I hate it when you do that.
STRONG BAD: Ah ha ha ha ha! C'mon guys, let's go find a suitable stiff to exhume and reanimate.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh... man, Pom Pom. This is going to be so great. First we'll hit Space Mountain, then we'll go to Mr. Toad's, then Tom Sawyer's Island, and don't forget: we parked in the Goofy Lot.
THE KING OF TOWN: You think I should have told them about that carnivorous undead sheep that prowls the graveyard?
STRONG SAD: Alright now Marzipan, remember: we have to hold our breath in front of the dead. Ready? Go! {tries to hold his breath, but immediately exhales and starts gasping} Okay, nevermind! Sorry, the Dead!
MARZIPAN: This place is perfect for my Intro to Photography class. I've already hit the railroad tracks, and an abandoned factory. This will complete the amateur trifecta!
STRONG SAD: Hold on, I think I got it! {tries to hold his breath again, and again immediately fails}
BUBS: Hey, look! There's my great-great-grandpappy's Cousin Harold! He discovered the "Bait and Switch!" Ooh, and this is his brother Mort! He invented "No Money Down."
COACH Z: All your dead relatives are making wanna start one of them horror-gore rap groups. I could pull on a hockey mask and call myself "Coach Zgor Mortizzz!" {a CD case pops up reading "THE GRAVEYARDIGANZ — Featuring COACH ZGOR MORTIZZ" with three Coach Z heads wearing hockey masks pictured}
BUBS: Hey, man! Show some respect! {points to a third tombstone reading "ZGOR — another relative of Bubs"}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay, Pom Pom, now that I know that we're not in a themepark, I say we try and find that Green Goblin. I heard that if you find him right at midnight, he'll spin all your Halloween candy into gold! Instead of doing that old, tubic dance. {imitates the Green Goblin's dance}
POM POM: {bubbles}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey, that's a great place to start looking! I wonder why they call it "Snarling Hungry Sheep Hill."
STRONG BAD: I mean, look at some of these names! Jim-Nealiss Hog-jigger? Heaby Screbby? Is there some secret period in history when hobos ruled the Earth that I'm unaware of?
STRONG MAD: YOU SAID WE GOT A ZOMBIE SLAVE!
STRONG BAD: Don't worry, Thwomp-man. We will. We just gotta find somebody with a cool name. Let's keep looking.
MARZIPAN: Almost... a little less murk, and a little more skulk.
STRONG SAD: Like... this?
MARZIPAN: There we go. {she photographs him. The Polaroid develops, but Strong Sad is missing from the picture.} You're not showing up in these pictures. {she pulls up several other photographs where Strong Sad is absent} Strong Sad, is there somethign you need to tell me? Are you dead?
STRONG SAD: {jubilantly} Woo, maybe I am! I finally willed myself to death! This is great!
COACH Z: Hey Bubs! Check it out! You're not the only one with relatives here. My great good-aunt is buried right under our feet!
BUBS: Naw, you come over here and look at this! I want you to see my great-great granduncle. He invented "No Payments until 2010!"
COACH Z: Hi there.
{Bubs looks to the left. Apparently he and Coach Z were referring to the same grave.}
BUBS: Hold on a second! Are you telling me my uncle is your aunt?
COACH Z: Seems that way! Bubs! This is great news! This means we're brothers! I always knew it!
BUBS: Or it means you're a liar! Besides, even if it were true, we'd only be sixths-fourths-seconds-fifths cousins, thrice removed!
COACH Z: Oh, whew. So your sister and I can— {Bubs punches him, he screams and is knocked to the ground}
{Cut to a tombstone reading "Here Lies Plutis"}
STRONG BAD: {offscreen}"Plutis?!" What is wrong with you dead people?! I don't want to reanimate a corpse named Plutis doing my bidding! Doesn't any dead body with a good name around here want to be reanimated with these jumbo cables and pickled monkey fingers?
STRONG MAD: ZGOR! I WANT ZGOR!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: All right, Pom Pom. It's almost midnight. Ready with the Halloween candy? Man, I can't wait to try out gold what-cha-ma-call-its. Oh yes, Snickers. AHH!! The Cheat's got rabies again!
COACH Z: What was that?
MARZIPAN: Oh my goodness!
STRONG BAD: The Cheat, you got rabies again?
'THE KING OF TOWN: Uh oh. Let's beat it, Poopsmith!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, seriously, Pom Pom! I'm about to pee my pants!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: The Goblin! You saved us! Now are you going to turn all of our One-Hundred Grant into One-Hundred Grand? {The Goblin shakes his head} But I thought at midnight you— () Oh, man!
STRONG BAD: Whoa, check out that awesome dead undead sheep!
THE KING OF TOWN: Some say it's an escaped laboratory test animal. They call it "Subject X."
STRONG BAD: That's the coolest name I've ever had of! The Cheat! Grab the jumbo cables and— hey! Where'd the pickled monkey fingers go?
THE KING OF TOWN: I don't know!
POM POM: {bubbles}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: You said it, old buddy! Happy Carousel of Progress, Pom Pom. I mean, Halloween, Pom Pom.
Easter Eggs
- Click on The Poopsmith during the scene with The King of Town and him right at the entrance of the Graveyard to see a clip of Homsar right after it:
- HOMSAR: I'm the Captain Caveman of the graveyard train!
- At the end, click on The King of Town:
- STRONG BAD: King of Town, would you like to justify your dressing up as Hello Kitty this year?
- THE KING OF TOWN: Sure, I dressed up as my favorite candy.
- STRONG BAD: Umm, I'm pretty sure those were erasers.
- At the end, click on The Poopsmith:
- THE KING OF TOWN: Good news, everyone! It wasn't ketchup in the ketchup fountain!
- At the end, click on Bubs:
- BUBS: Grab them cakes!
- COACH Z: Ooowwww, is that all you do?
- At the end, click on Coach Z:
- COACH Z: Yooooooooooo garble garble!
- At the end, click on Strong Bad:
- STRONG SAD: Hey, Strong Bad, what's the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?
- STRONG BAD: Uh, I don't know. I just saw this saucy planet on the cover of one of your stupid books and thought it looked cool.
- STRONG SAD: Say it, say it! Oh, ohhh!
- At the end, click on Homestar Runner:
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey, Homestar! I really like your Carrot Top costume. {Homestar turns his head around} I'm not Carrot Top! I'm Crocodile Dundee!
- At the end, click on Marzipan:
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ah, my little pride and joy. It's really starting to concern me that you keep dressing up as dudes.
Fun Facts
Goofs
- When you click on Strong Bad at the end, his lips don't move when he says, "Uh, I don't know."
- The bubble containing Homsar's description appears on top of Bubs' body but under his head.
Inside References
- The page title has an 'd.
- This is another reference to Strong Sad's Death.
- Homsar's Easter egg is a reference to his character video.
- Homestar's line, "Seriously, Pom Pom, I'm about to pee my pants", is the same line he said in A Jumping Jack Contest.
Real World References
- Space Mountain, Mr. Toad's, and Tom Sawyer's Island are all attractions at Disneyland. Carousel of Progress is an attraction formerly at Disneyland, now at Disney World.
- Homestar's line "he'll spin all your Halloween candy into gold" is a reference to the fairy tale Rumpelstiltskin, where the title character had the ability to spin straw into gold.
- The King of Town's line when clicking on the Poopsmith at the end refers to Professor Farnsworth's catchphrase, another character on Futurama.
- Homestar's line when clicking on Marzipan at the end refers to Pride and Joy, a song of Stevie Ray Vaughan's from his 1983 album Texas Flood.
- Strong Bad's line "Is there some secret period in history when hobos ruled the Earth that I'm unaware of?" could possibly refer to John Hodgman's book "The Areas of My Expertise", which features a non-factual factual account of such an era as a major section of the book.
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