| Date | Download | Head | Quote | Source
|
| 1000011 Dec 2008
| download (mirror)
| Schenkel McDoo
| Taranchula: "Mired on the moor. Swamped in the sludge. Dying on the floor. Drown in the trudge. Drown in the trudgemank! and so forth..." {The rest of the Trudgemank song plays in place of "and so forth...".}
| Trudgemank
|
| 1000120 Nov 2008
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad
| Strong Bad: "Aw, what's the use! Forget this reanimating crap. The Cheat! Why don't you do some of your regular animating crap."
| Most in the Graveyard outtake
|
| 100026 Nov 2008
| download (mirror)
| Bubs
| Bubs: "You stay away from my sister!"
| Most in the Graveyard outtake
|
| 1000316 Oct 2008
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad
| Strong Bad: "Oh STEVEN! I think this may finally be it you guys! After 200 hundred {actually says "two hundred"} emails, I'm finally gonna get to make out with da-da-da DEAR HOMESTAR?!"
| email thunder outtake
|
| 1000426 Sept 2008
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad
| Strong Bad: "There's a crazy world of emails in this crazy world. Checkin em down, checkin em down..." {entire email song}
| alternate universe
|
| 1000518 Sept 2008
| download (mirror)
| Homestar Runner
| (Matt:) "Try and sound like Homestar too." (Mike:) "I'll do it. *BURP!*" (Matt:) "Sounds like a moth comin' out!"
| hygiene outtake
|
| 1000611 Sept 2008
| download (mirror)
| Bubs
| Bubs: "Oh you know him mo - ooaaaaAAHH Everybody knows how to talk like Bubs!"
| Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective blooper
|
| 1000704 Sept 2008
| download (mirror)
| Homestar Runner
| Homestar Runner: "We are just talkin' about Bubs with a piece of paper stapled to his face, right?" {He laughs a little as he says "right".}
| Happy Dethemberween outtake
|
| 1000828 Aug 2008
| download (mirror)
| Senor Cardgage
| Senor Cardgage: "You bet, small girl! How bout I hit you on the slant!"
| Senorial Day outtake
|
| 1000914 Aug 2008
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad
| Strong Bad: "And I'm like, 'You just jingled a bunch of jangle in my face and called it magic!'"
| magic trick outtake
|
| 1001007 Aug 2008
| download (mirror)
| Gunhaver
| Crack Stuntman: "Don't blow this for me, Chimendez!"
| The Next Epi-Snowed
|
| 1001131 Jul 2008
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad
| Strong Bad: "Some would say, 'pocket,' I say, 'in my pants.'"
| your edge
|
| 1001210 Jul 2008
| download (mirror)
| Bubs
| Bubs: "Yes, 'shaped,' in quotes, like there's a bite taken out of it. There isn't. There IS one! It's a real bite taken out if {actually says "out of it"}, Homestar! I ate it!
| The Baloneyman outtake
|
| 1001326 Jun 2008
| download (mirror)
| Coach Z
| Coach Z: "You don't need no consummate V's to be my bride."
| Trogday 08 Easter egg
|
| 1001419 Jun 2008
| download (mirror)
| Strong Sad
| Strong Sad: "Sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said..."
| Somber Vacation Easter egg
|
| 1001505 Jun 2008
| download (mirror)
| Homestar Runner
| Homestar Runner: "No, HERE'S my grocery list: Amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing."
| love poems
|
| 1001622 May 2008
| download (mirror)
| The Homestar Runner
| (Singers:) "Polymascot foamalate! (The Homestar Runner:) Feed it to the babies. (Singers:) Polymascot foamalate! (Old-Timey Strong Bad:) Or as a topping on soured cream!"
| 4 branches
|
| 1001716 May 2008
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad
| Strong Bad: "It's over! And you're walking into a parking lot with the hot guy. It's over! And they all made fun of you but they got stuff dumped on top of them. It's OVER!" {entire end credits song}
| Teen Girl Squad Issue 14
|
| 100188 May 2008
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad
| Strong Bad: "Verify our range to target! Flood tubes three and four! Hunt for Red October!"
| Date Nite
|
| 100192 May 2008
| download (mirror)
| The Homestar Runner
| The Homestar Runner: "Double S here's about to go on his first date with a member of the opposite per-suasion."
| Sickly Sam's Big Outing
|
| 1002024 Apr 2008
| download (mirror)
| The King of Town
| The King of Town: "I rule the school!"
| Revenge of the King
|
| 1002117 Apr 2008
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad
| Strong Bad: "A-can I get a reSTRIC-TED?!"
| rated
|
| 1002229 Mar 2008
| download (mirror)
| Sickly Sam
| Sickly Sam: "I do believe you've spic'd my span."
| Sickly Sam's Big Outing
|
| 1002320 Mar 2008
| download (mirror)
| Marshie
| Marshie: "Bomb Capacity Increased!"
| Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up
|
| 1002413 Mar 2008
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad
| Strong Bad: "Thar she blows the Cheat! Aim for the blow hole!"
| Blubb-O's Commercial
|
| 1002507 Mar 2008
| download (mirror)
| Schenkel McDoo
| Schenkel McDoo: "Yah guys! Maybe find some coin!"
| buried
|
| 1002628 Feb 2008
| download (mirror)
| Bubs
| Bubs: "Oh. Uh... I'm a public flasher!"
| licensed
|
| 1002714 Feb 2008
| download (mirror)
| Cheerleader
| Cheerleader: "As I was saying, Vamlumtimes Day is serious times. If I don't get cards from enough boys, I could lose all my Mindy cred!"
| Teen Girl Squad Issue 12
|
| 1002807 Feb 2008
| download (mirror)
| Old-Timey Strong Bad
| Old-Timey Strong Bad: "Alright, The Sneak, watch me toss these creepity crawlities through the window like I was Edgardo J. Sportsman himself!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive
|
| 1002931 Jan 2008
| download (mirror)
| Senor Cardgage
| Senor Cardgage: "Carageenan, Monteljohn. Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?"
| fan club
|
| 1003024 Jan 2008
| download (mirror)
| Marshie
| Gel-arshie: "I'M AN ABOMINATION! And I'm comin' to your house after school."
| winter pool
|
| 1003117 Jan 2008
| download (mirror)
| Coach Z
| Coach Z: "Mmmmm! Drink in that bun!"
| environment
|
| 1003210 Jan 2008
| download (mirror)
| Marzipan
| Marzipan: "I'm pretty sure that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bob's conces-- Bob's...{Missy briefly laughs and inhales} {I'm pretty sure} that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bubs' constesh-- constession stand."
| Fall Float Parade blooper
|
| Date | Download | Head | Quote | Source
|
| 1000013 Dec 2007
| download (mirror)
| DJ Teh Cheat
| Singers: "Smart drinks. These are smart drinks. (These are definitely not smart drinks.) Have another round. (Don't.)" {entire song: "Smart drinks. (These are not smart drinks.) These are smart drinks. (These are definitely not smart drinks.) These are smart drinks. (Definitely not.) Have another round. (Don't.) {quickly} Have another round! (Don't.)"}
| nightlife
|
| 1000106 Dec 2007
| download (mirror)
| Homestar Runner
| Homestar Runner: "Ohh! And you think Poodonkis did it."
| Jibblies 2 outtake
|
| 1000229 Nov 2007
| download (mirror)
| Coach Z
| Coach Z: "Coach Z, R-A-P. Accidentally featuring Peacey P..." {entire "Rap Song"}
| Rap Song
|
| 1000315 Nov 2007
| download (mirror)
| Coach Z
| Coach Z: "I feel like that school child on the first day of Christmas!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive
|
| 1000401 Nov 2007
| download (mirror)
| Marzipan
| Marzipan: "Jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie. Does that sound frantic?" {Matt can be heard saying "Yeah, keep going" faintly}
| Jibblies 2 outtake
|
| 1000525 Oct 2007
| download (mirror)
| Strong Mad
| Strong Mad: "I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!"
| haircut
|
| 1000625 Oct 2007
| download (mirror)
| Sickly Sam
| Sickly Sam: "Can you spare any mush for me?"
| Parsnips A-Plenty
|
| 1000718 Oct 2007
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad
| Strong Bad: "Oh, way to impress, Spirit of St. Loolis. The peanut brittle coulda swam better than that."
| business trip (first sentence an outtake)
|
| 1000812 Oct 2007
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad
| Strong Bad: "Borgorroth of Coolswordorroth shimmies for no man!"
| web comics
|
| 1000904 Oct 2007
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad
| Strong Bad: "Oh and one more thing, if your jim-jams happen to be a pair of takelongs..." {Matt can be heard laughing faintly}
| slumber party outtake
|
| 1001027 Sept 2007
| download (mirror)
| Strong Mad
| Strong Mad: "Did you just say polychaete worms?"
| caffeine outtake
|
| 1001120 Sept 2007
| download (mirror)
| Coach Z
| Coach Z: "Oh. I guess I forgort to port. Oh! I guess I forgat to prat! OH! Gorka fa pork!"
| mini-golf
|
| 1001213 Sept 2007
| download (mirror)
| The Sad Kids
| The Sad Kids: "Frosty? Flurry."
| Quote of the Week exclusive
|
| 1001306 Sept 2007
| download (mirror)
| Senor Cardgage
| Senor Cardgage: "Oh. I should eat a pony."
| original
|
| 1001430 Aug 2007
| download (mirror)
| sloshy
| sloshy: "We don't really even care about you. Get out of my backyard or maybe don't. Cause I'm about to watch a movie movie movie oh!" {entire "We Don't Even Really Care About You" song}
| concert extended song
|
| 1001523 Aug 2007
| download (mirror)
| Strong Sad
| Strong Sad: "Yeah, I don't think sloshy could arpeggiate a diminished 7th if their philosophy degrees depended on it."
| concert outtake
|
| 1001616 Aug 2007
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad
| Strong Bad: "I'm gonna be so far under par, I'm gonna be over par!" {The Cheat: {The Cheat noises} Strong Bad: "Oh, well then, I'll just be really far under par, then."}
| mini-golf outtake
|
| 1001709 Aug 2007
| download (mirror)
| Bubs
| Bubs: "That would be a sweet deal I couldn't resist! N-E-S-T-L-E-S!"
| Ever and More! outtake
|
| 1001821 Jun 2007
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad
| Strong Bad: "Garbage disposal: what a way to go! Garbage disposal, meet So and So."
| Teen Girl Squad Issue 13
|
| 1001914 Jun 2007
| download (mirror)
| That Ugly One
| The Ugly One: "I love longitudes." Cheerleader: "Not me, I'm a latitude snob."
| Teen Girl Squad Issue 11 outtake (see also Sketchbook)
|
| 1002007 Jun 2007
| download (mirror)
| Homestar Runner
| Homestar Runner: "So what are you saying? That you -GULP- want his bod?"
| Date Nite
|
| 1002124 May 2007
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad
| Strong Bad: "Do not attempt to adjust those trucker caps you're all wearing. Or wait, in fact, DO adjust them. Everybody turn your trucker caps sidewise!"
| Field Day Intro
|
| 1002217 May 2007
| download (mirror)
| Marzipan
| Marzipan: "There was this little worm and I brought him inside because he seemed like he would fit into a little jar. And I gave him the name of Fat Albert."
| Homestarloween Party extended clip
|
| 1002311 May 2007
| download (mirror)
| Strong Mad
| Strong Mad: "Did you just say parakeet?"
| caffeine
|
| 1002403 May 2007
| download (mirror)
| Stinkoman
| Stinkoman: "We deserve a break! Everyone grab a spoon and take a break with pudding."
| Under Construction outtake
|
| 1002526 Apr 2007
| download (mirror)
| Homestar Runner
| Homestar Runner: "Oh, hello guys! This is my talk and mouth move. Great times!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive recorded for the Georgia Tech Talk
|
| 1002619 Apr 2007
| download (mirror)
| Homestar Runner
| Homestar Runner: "Drinko some Malinko! Malinko flavored water! Crystal clear like domestic beer!"
| rough copy (second phrase an outtake)
|
| 1002712 Apr 2007
| download (mirror)
| Blue Laser Commander
| Blue Laser Commander: "These hardly qualify as PANTS!"
| An Important Rap Song outtake
|
| 1002805 Apr 2007
| download (mirror)
| Drive-Thru Whale
| Drive-Thru Whale: "Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day."
| Drive-Thru
|
| 1002922 Mar 2007
| download (mirror)
| Taranchula
| Taranchula: "Ooh hoo ha ha haaa. Brother in a jar. Brother in a jar. Brotherinajar!" {entire "Brother in a Jar" song}
| your funeral
|
| 1003015 Mar 2007
| download (mirror)
| Gunhaver
| Crack Stuntman: "I've had it up to HERE with your shinoligans! {pronounces "shinoligans" like "SHY-knowligans"} If you could see me you'd see that I'm holding my hand up to my chin. And I'm pretty tall!"
| Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2 outtake
|
| 1003108 Mar 2007
| download (mirror)
| The King of Town
| The King of Town: "Woo! What is that reek? The Poopsmith, you smell like a Crapsmith."
| KOT's VOQPCS!
|
| 1003201 Mar 2007
| download (mirror)
| Homestar Runner
| Homestar Runner: "I wonder how you spell tabasco. TABASCOooo!"
| the movies
|
| 1003322 Feb 2007
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad
| Singers: You and me, babe, livin for dreams, lifin' for love, drinkin' for free. Sittin' on top of an old robot, sharin' and carin' it out. The memory's scrubbin' you down!
| theme song
|
| 1003415 Feb 2007
| download (mirror)
| Cheerleader
| Teen Girl Squad: "2-3-4. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What we gone get? Several boys! How we gonna get em? Uh...um...er..."
| Teen Girl Squad Issue 12
|
| 1003508 Feb 2007
| download (mirror)
| King Bubsgonzola Supreme
| Singers: "King Bubsgonzola King-King Bubsgonzola Supreme"
| unnatural
|
| 1003601 Feb 2007
| download (mirror)
| Marzipan
| Marzipan: "Word booty!"
| looking old
|
| 1003718 Jan 2007
| download (mirror)
| Strong Sad
| Strong Sad: "I can't remember cereal, I can't remember TV. Is it football season yet? I don't even watch football. I hate football but I'll play football. Run you over in football..." {quote continues: "Run you down the field like a clown!"}
| caffeine, though under Strong Bad's voiceover
|
| 1003811 Jan 2007
| download (mirror)
| Bubs
| Bubs: "Crabadonk. Crabadonk! CRABADONK!"
| the chair multiple takes
|
| Date | Download | Head | Quote | Source
|
| 1000021 Dec 2006
| download (mirror)
| Homestar Runner
| Homestar Runner: "A-listen to me now. Cheer up, Coach Z. It doesn't have to be creepy and depressing all the time..." {entire "Cheer Up, Coach Z" song}
| Decemberween Short Shorts
|
| 1000114 Dec 2006
| download (mirror)
| Strong Sad
| Strong Sad: "Strong Bad, did you put {Matt laughs a little while still maintaining his Strong Sad voice} Montelbon pheremones..?"
| what I want blooper
|
| 1000207 Dec 2006
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad
| Strong Bad: "Whoa, it's been upgraded to stank. Just last week it was only stink. Stonk can't be far away."
| the chair outtake
|
| 1000330 Nov 2006
| download (mirror)
| The Homestar Runner
| The Homestar Runner: "Well, folks, you know what that means... Now I'll do a dance."
| 20X6 vs. 1936
|
| 1000417 Nov 2006
| download (mirror)
| Videlectrix Guys
| Videlectrix Guys: "What did I say?! Good gr- To make good- What did I tell you to do?! To make good graphics. GOOD GRAPHICS!" {quote continues: "I COME TO WORK AND I HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS MESS! I can make good graphics. I—YOU BETTER MAKE GOOD GRAPHICS! I'M SUPPOSED TO RELEASE A VIDEO COMPUTER GAME ON TV WITHOUT THIS GRAPHIC! What? YOU HEARD ME!"}
| Peasant's Quest Preview Easter egg
|
| 1000509 Nov 2006
| download (mirror)
| What's Her Face
| What's Her Face: "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation."
| Teen Girl Squad Issue 4
|
| 1000603 Nov 2006
| download (mirror)
| Marzipan
| Singer: "Want some bread and butter pickles. Ooo-ahh! Give me that bread and butter pickle, bread and butter pickle. You are."
| Happy Hallow-day music from Marzipan's song with lyrics
|
| 1000727 Oct 2006
| download (mirror)
| Marzipan
| Marzipan: "Oh yes, folks, there's no better way to be brutally honest with someone than to construct a hate float and put it in a televised parade."
| Fall Float Parade outtake
|
| 1000820 Oct 2006
| download (mirror)
| Marshie
| Marshie: "Take a trip to the mountains!"
| retirement
|
| 1000912 Oct 2006
| download (mirror)
| Homestar Runner
| Homestar Runner: "Doo doot. Tch. Doo doo dit. Tch. Doot doo doot. Tch. It's the hold music..." {quote continues: "...do doot. Tch. Pa doo doot. Tch. Boodoo doo doot. Tch. Hold music!"}
| isp
|
| 1001025 Sep 2006
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad
| Strong Bad: "Naw it's a moon computer. Y'know, the kind the planets use to do their taxes."
| A Decemberween Pageant
|
| 1001118 Sep 2006
| download (mirror)
| Strong Sad
| Strong Sad: "Tonight is my night to play Caaardinal Sins."
| Where's The Cheat?
|
| 1001207 Sep 2006
| download (mirror)
| Melt Shake
| Singers: "And now we're jammin. Jammin tunes, jammin tunes. Now we're jammin. jumbo/LARGE!"
| road trip
|
| 1001331 Aug 2006
| download (mirror)
| Blue Laser Commander
| Blue Laser Commander: "Awesome! Just...AWESOME!"
| Quote of the Week exclusive
|
| 1001418 Aug 2006
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad
| Strong Bad: "When email comes to town you know, you know it's like a rainstorm in your browser.When email comes to town I know, I know it's like a netscape hurricane"
| theme song email intro extended version, with background music from the end of the email
|
| 1001511 Aug 2006
| download (mirror)
| Homestar Runner
| Homestar Runner: "Hey guys! H'whatcha teekenbot?"
| Strong Bad is a Bad Guy
|
| 1001603 Aug 2006
| download (mirror)
| What's Her Face
| What's Her Face and The Ugly One: "And the chumbly wumbly bear came a tumblin down! Did he sell beans? Lord no! Did he sell eggs? Lord no! But he couldn't...so he stapled it down!" {entire chumbly wumbly bear song}
| Teen Girl Squad Issue 11
|
| 1001727 Jul 2006
| download (mirror)
| Lazor Larry
| Lazor Larry: "She was only 2017-She was a low res beauty queen-She was a brain sister-Texas Instruments all day-She remembers how they used to duet-Tha'll think you know what I mean." {entire "Brain Sister" song}
| Summer Short Shorts
|
| 1001820 Jul 2006
| download (mirror)
| Science Fiction Greg
| Science Fiction Greg: "Oh, I can take my shirt off."
| Teen Girl Squad Issue 11
|
| 1001913 Jul 2006
| download (mirror)
| The King of Town
| The King of Town: "Let the KOT have some!"
| senior prom outtake
|
| 1002006 Jul 2006
| download (mirror)
| Marzipan
| Marzipan: "We are the Cool Tapes. We make some phat papes. Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.(x3) {Strong Mad: DOLEY-O! The Cheat: (The Cheat noises)} Stop creepin' at me."
| Weclome Back outtake
|
| 1002129 Jun 2006
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad
| Strong Bad: "You will note the artist's attention to fine wines, his masterful use of shadow...stevens. Circle gets the square."
| portrait outtake
|
| 1002218 May 2006
| download (mirror)
| Small Mouth Strong Mad
| Small Mouth Strong Mad: "I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!!"
| isp outtake
|
| 1002311 May 2006
| download (mirror)
| Marzipan
| Marzipan: "Hey! Watch those hands David Coppafeel!"
| senior prom outtake
|
| 1002404 May 2006
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad
| Strong Bad: "Alright I gotta get out of here. I'm meetin Delelilia for some vietma- viamatese tunuffins!"
| senior prom outtake
|
| 1002527 Apr 2006
| download (mirror)
| Senor Cardgage
| Senor Cardgage: "Oh...I live a hard life." {faint laughter from Mike can be heard at end}
| Quote of the Week exclusive
|
| 1002606 Apr 2006
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad
| Strong Bad: "You got the munch, the crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out alright..." {entire SBLOUNSKCHED! jingle}
| candy product
|
| 1002730 Mar 2006
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad
| Strong Bad: "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S! ...scalawag."
| local news
|
| 1002824 Mar 2006
| download (mirror)
| Strong Sad
| Strong Sad: "Your computer room is now my tai chi space. And it doubles as my chai tea space, too!"
| Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon outtake
|
| 1002916 Mar 2006
| download (mirror)
| Homestar Runner
| Homestar Runner: "You're doing great! Now shoulders down! One and two! Feel the burn and go to bed! Make some breakfast, talk to me!"
| lady fan
|
| 1003010 Mar 2006
| download (mirror)
| The King of Town
| The King of Town: Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by DJ Teh Cheat)
| Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2
|
| 1003102 Mar 2006
| download (mirror)
| Strong Sad
| Strong Sad: "Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?!"
| Teen Girl Squad Issue 10
|
| 1003223 Feb 2006
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad
| Strong Bad: "What?! Under Siege 2?? You got me this for like the last 3 years, man!"
| The Best Decemberween Ever outtake
|
| 1003316 Feb 2006
| download (mirror)
| Bubs
| Bubs as Dr. Christmas: "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread."
| A Decemberween Pageant outtake
|
| 1003409 Feb 2006
| download (mirror)
| The Jolly Dumple
| Special Fanstuff Quote of the Day!! High school band actually playing the CGNU Fight Song! {entire instrumental fight song with opening and closing comments}
| Quote of the Week exclusive; references the emails mascot (song) and mile (beginning and end)
|
| 1003502 Feb 2006
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad
| Strong Bad: "The Cheatbot! Do you use that same mouth to kiss your... motherboard."
| technology outtake
|
| 1003626 Jan 2006
| download (mirror)
| Strong Bad
| Strong Bad: "They flew on a sweet, sweet mushroom bridge to the...baseball...game."
| flashback outtake
|
| 1003719 Jan 2006
| download (mirror)
| Cheerleader
| Cheerleader: "I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas."
| death metal Easter egg
|
| 1003812 Jan 2006
| download (mirror)
| Bubs
| Bubs: "Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, 'Hey!' No, no, just--Tell her I said, 'Bananas!' Tell her I said, 'A bluh-buncha bananas.'"
| Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0
|
