2 Part Episode: Part 2

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The sequel to 2 Part Episode: Part 1.

Cast (in order of appearance): Gunhaver, Crackotage, Silent Rip, Subtlefuge, Dryghost, Swampslash, Fudgeclank, Flashfight, Fightgar, Firebert, Blue Laser Commander, Reynold, Ripberger, Green Helmets, Reinforcements, Taranchula (Easter Egg)

Places (in order of appearance): Topplegangers' Hideout, Cheat Commandos HQ, Reynold's Office

Date: Monday, June 8, 2009

Running Time: 5:10

Page Title: You know dang well!



{Open to a view of Gunhaver, Crackotage, Silent Rip walking in a swamp. The title "Two Part Episode: Part Two" appears, with "written on the john by A. Chimendez". The three start walking out the swamp and on to the Topplegangers' Hideout.}

SILENT RIP: You sure this is where the Topplegangers' Hideout is?

GUNHAVER: I hope so. If not, we're surrounded by an entirely different rag-tag band of mercenaries.

{Danger Music plays, four Topplegangers appear (silhouetted) from the bushes.}

GUNHAVER: All together now boys.

ALL: {groans} Gulp!

{Subtlefuge walks out of the bushes}

SUBTLEFUGE: Well, if it isn't my good twin brother, Crapotage. And a couple of Cheat Commandos. {pronounced co-mon-dos}

{Cut to Crackotage next to Silent Rip}

CRACKOTAGE: Not anymore, Subtlefuge. We're on our own.

SILENT RIP: And we need your help to break into the Headquarters Playset and free Blue Laser.

SUBTLEFUGE: And how do we know this isn't a trap?

{Cut to Gunhaver melting with his boxers full of lips on it showing.}

GUNHAVER: I've been wearing these same boxers for three {Crackotage and Silent Rip get disturbed expressions} days!

{Cut back to Subtlefuge}

SUBTLEFUGE: Eeeenngghh. I'm convinced. You might as well meet the rest of the Topplegangers.

{Cut to a scene with one of the Topplegangers, the Toppleganger is wearing glasses, also has a mustache, and has a gray skin color, wearing a pink shirt saying "BAD GUY", with a German helmet with a skull on it.}


{Cut to another scene with another Toppleganger, who has 2 scars, a green mohawk, a blue skin color, a chain around his chest, and a black coat.}

SUBTLEFUGE: Swampslash.

{Cut to another scene with just trees, then a Toppleganger comes out of Hammerspace, the Toppleganger has colorful clown hair, has a normal Cheat skin color, all his Cheat spots have many colors, and paint around his eyes, cheeks, and mouth, and is wearing a grenade belt with four grenades on it.}

SUBTLEFUGE: Fudgeclank.

FUDGECLANK: {laughs as a clown}

{The Topplegangers all walk up into a group.}

SUBTLEFUGE: Each is sold separately with rifle and gear.

{The "Cheap as Free" logo appears in the bottom left corner, cut to another scene at the outside of the Cheat Commandos HQ, zooming in to the inside.}

FLASHFIGHT: And then we all reverse flank, drop trou, and the insurgents should surrender! Any questions?

{Cut to Fightgar and Firebert.}

FIGHTGAR: Yeah, can we let Blue Laser out so maybe we can have some fun for once?

{Fightgar and Firebert start laughing.}

FLASHFIGHT: Uh-uh! Don't make me have to fire YOU, Firebert. I'd hate to waste such an exquisite commando name!

FIREBERT: {Sad The Cheat noises}

{Cut to Reynold and Blue Laser Commander in Reynold's office}

REYNOLD: And I'd like to submit a formal request for you to shut your face whenever it's convenient for you, and if not, then no problem!

BLUE LASER COMMANDER: Aw, come on! Really let 'er rip!

REYNOLD: I'll tear off your face! I'll tear it right off! I'll tear your face off and wear it to town!

BLUE LASER COMMANDER: Whoa! Struck a nerve there, eh, little Scrawnjob?

REYNOLD: Mmmm, Scrawnjob! I like the sound of that.

{Cut to Subtlefuge and the ex-Cheat Commandos}

SUBTLEFUGE: Here are the plans!

SILENT RIP: Where did you get those?!

DRYGHOST: We've had 'em for a while. I got the headquarters playset for my Bar Mitzvah.

SWAMPSLASH: It looks like this rear battery cover leads to the holding cell.

GUNHAVER: Then that's our way in!

SUBTLEFUGE: We'll take the Ramshanckle!

{Cut to the Topplegangers and former Commandos in a beat up boat with a cannon on top.}

SINGERS: It's the Ramshanckle, and you know dang well, it's made out of old vehicles that we couldn't sell!

{Cut to Flashfight and the Cheat Commandos.}

FLASHFIGHT: Since you've all been working so hard, I have a little surprise for you. Non-Violent Dressage Mishaps Volume 4!


FIGHTGAR: I wanted to watch ponies... fightin'.

{Cut to the others outside the battery cover.}

CRACKOTAGE: There's the battery cover, but how will we ever get it open?

SUBTLEFUGE: Leave that to Swampslash, our master of disguise. He speaks three different languages, and can blend in anywhere.

SWAMPSLASH: {dressed as a battery} Uh... Charge. Positive. Negative. Rabbit. Um... Lick?

{The cover bursts open and everyone starts coughing.}

SILENT RIP: No wonder the electronic lights and sounds stopped working. These batteries haven't been changed since Donnie's twelfth birthday!

{Cut to Reynold's office}

GUNHAVER: Sorry Blue Laser, you've stayed in jail for the last time!

BLUE LASER COMMANDER: Can I get a "bo-nus"?!

GUNHAVER: Bonus! Now get out there and make with the evil schemes!

BLUE LASER COMMANDER: "Evil scheme" is quite literally my middle name! Its Slovetian!

GUNHAVER: Ha! This terlet has green water in it! A-cool!

{Cut to outside battery cover}

SUBTLEFUGE: {As Subtlefuge speaks, Blue Laser Commander walks by smiling.} Now, there's the little matter of our, um, let me think of it, how do say, you, um, payments.

SILENT RIP: {looking surprised} Oh! Uh... right. How do you feel about defaulted, unpaid, triple mortgages on restaurant spaces?

SUBTLEFUGE: It's as good as gold!

{Cut to Flashfight's share of the Cheat Commandos}

ANNOUNCER: And, once again...


ANNOUNCER: ...absolutely nothing happened.


{Blue Laser Commander appears on screen.}

BLUE LASER COMMANDER: Attention Cheat Commandos!

ALL: {gasp}

FLASHFIGHT: How did he get out?!

BLUE LASER COMMANDER: We're all ready to fight! We've flooded all the country's amusement parks with counterfeit Skee-Ball tickets, causing all the kids' Skee-Ball prizes to sky-rocket!

ALL: {gasp}

FLASHFIGHT: Why should the military be concerned about this?

FIGHTGAR: You'll never get away with it, Blue Laser!

BLUE LASER COMMANDER: Oh, it wasn't my idea. Meet Blue Laser's newest evil mastermind, Scrawnjob!

{Danger Music plays, Reynold/Scrawnjob shows up on screen.}

REYNOLD/SCRAWNJOB: That's right, Cheat ComannDON'TS! Say goodbye to those oversized novelty sunglasses! And that boom box was never attainable!

FLASHFIGHT: So, you've made a game for eight-year-olds slightly more off a rip-off. I still don't see how this should affect global security.

{Cut to Gunhaver, Silent Rip and Crackotage, who are now in the room.}

GUNHAVER: Don't you see, Admiral? Without eight-year-olds crap to win prizes, kids will have no recourse but to join criminal groups! The world will be overrun with lasers of all colors!

BLUE LASER COMMANDER: {halfheartedly} Oh no, Gunhaver did his job, rendering me useless through the TV! Bested again by my old nemesis.

ALL: Yay!

FLASHFIGHT: Oh well. I suppose you two have been ridiculous enough to justify the others existence. Here, Gunhaver, you can... have gun. {gives Gunhaver's gun back to him}

GUNHAVER: Thanks! {shoots Flashfight}

ALL: {gasp}

GUNHAVER: No, its cool. He's wearin' that bullet-proof vest from earlier.

{Reinforcements comes in, wearing the bullet-proof vest.}


{Gunhaver looks at Reinforcements with shock.}

{Quick cut to the theme song ending screen.}

SINGERS: -ets and toys!!

Easter Eggs

  • Click on "playsets" at the end to see Crackotage rhyming.
{Cut to a scene with Crackotage at the left and some other Cheat Commandos at the right}
CRACKOTAGE: And now that I'm back as part of the team, I can get back into my old rhyme scheme. Laughity laugh laugh!
  • Click on "toys" at the end to see a Taranchula clip. See the visuals.
{music} That's what happens when you down with the Fudgeclank!!!

Fun Facts


  • When Gunhaver bursts into Reynold's Office, the wall he breaks through had a drawing of him on it. He has the same pose and expression as the drawing for a moment.


  • Dressage is a style of horse competition, emphasizing the movement and grace of horse and rider.
  • A Bar Mitzvah is a Jewish coming of age ceremony.


  • When the melting Gunhaver moves his arm, it covers a wrinkle in his shirt, even though it should create another.
  • When the Cheat Commandos gasp at the shooting of Flashfight, Fightgar's face and left arm do not move with his body.

Inside References

Real World References

  • Swampslash mentioning a rabbit while dressed like a battery is a reference to the mascot for Energizer batteries.
  • The line "Each is sold separately with rifle and gear" is a reference to an 80's A-Team toy commercial. In that commercial, they say the same exact line about the A-Team action figures.

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