User:Purple Wrench/Strong Bad's Greetings
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- This article is about Strong Bad saying something other than what the sender wrote in a Strong Bad Email greeting. For a list of what is actually written, see Strong Bad Email By Greeting.
Usually when Strong Bad receives an email, he reads the greeting exactly as it is; sometimes, however, he changes it up a little. This page lists all of the different ways he reads (or doesn't read) the greeting.
NOTE: A greeting will only show up in this list if something is added, removed, changed, pronounced or stressed differently from what is written. For example, "mur" in place of "Mister" will show up because the expected pronunciation is "Mister" for "Mr", but "akk-ka" in place of "aka" will not show up because the expected spelling is "A.K.A." In addition, "Dear Strong Bad" will show up if Strong Bad stresses it differently.
[edit] Strong Bad's Greetings
| Number | Greeting | |
|---|---|---|
| 4 | homestar hair | Okay, let's see what we got here... Home...star...Hair...? What the... |
| 33 | gimmicks | Diggity-dear Strong Bad... |
| 44 | lures & jigs | Dear Strong Bad... Dear Strong Bad. Dear {mumbling}-- Hmm, I'll go with that one. Dear Strong Bad... |
| 46 | your friends | WASS-UP. |
| 50 | 50 emails (Homestar's second email) | {Homestar does not say the greeting} |
| 57 | japanese cartoon | Ding dong dear Strong Bad... |
| 63 | fingers | A-dear a-Strong a-Bad... |
| 64 | english paper | Dear Strong Bad... Ahh. Never get tired of how that sounds... |
| 65 | unused emails | "Hey Strong Bad." ...Hey! |
| 69 | personal favorites | Hey! Strong Bad! |
| 70 | big white face | {singing} Dear Strong Baaad! |
| 73 | mascot | So what do we got here... {mumbling} Dear Strong Bad... |
| 74 | privileges | Dear {very fast} Strongbad... |
| 75 | funny | All right, so... Dear Strong Bad... |
| 78 | anything | HOMESTAR RUNNER: Lesson one: "Hi Strong Bad." Um, I do believe I just told you my name is Homestar Runner. But I'll let it slide this time. |
| 82 | impression | {matter-of-factly} Dear. Strong Bad. |
| 83 | labor day | Shang-a-lang-a-dear Strong Bad... |
| 85 | 2 years | {stressed like "Dear..."} Strong, Bad... |
| 103 | haircut | Da da da dear Strong Bad... |
| 104 | theme park | {in a Teen Girl Squad voice} Dear Strong Bad, you are the coolest... {Strong Bad stops reading and clears his throat.} Oh! Excuse me. Dear Strong Bad... |
| 109 | crying | "Yo yo Strong Bad. Hey Strong Bad, I--" Well, which is it? "Yo yo" or "Hey" Strong Bad? I mean, the outcome of the rest of this whole email hinges on the decision made-- |
| 110 | for kids | Coolest guy ever, henna henna henna, Strong Bad... Whoa! Three hennas! Must be an important one! |
| 111 | other days | Again with the dear Strong Bad. |
| 112 | old comics | Hey, Suub! |
| 114 | the facts | {stressed as "Dear Strong Bad"} Dah Sto Bo... |
| 124 | secret recipes | {stressed as "Dear Strong Bad"} The usual... |
| 129 | garage sale | {fast} HEY STRONG BAD! |
| 131 | boring (really) | Dear Strobah... |
| 135 | lady...ing | Dear {fast and rhythmical} Strongest of the Bads... |
| 138 | space program | Da-da-da-da-dear Strong Bad... |
| 139 | portrait | {singing} Da-doot doot doot Dear, Dear Strong Bad, oh I was wondering—{stops singing} Ahhh, I can't keep this up. Dear Strong Bad... |
| 140 | highschool | {stretched out} Hey! Strong Bad! |
| 141 | death metal | Ding dong, string strong, bing bong... |
| 145 | myths & legends | Hey, {stressed as "Strong Bad"} two words, two different words, that are not one word, that... are "Strong" and "Bad"... |
| 149 | candy product | {as one clause} Dear Strong Bad I was wondering... |
| 151 | senior prom | -rong Bad... {"Dear Str-" is in the Easter Egg at the end.} |
| 153 | redesign | Dear Strong Bad... {"-rong Bad" echoes} |
| 156 | road trip | Dear I've-actually-lost-two-pounds-in-the-last-nine-months-thank-you-very-much Bad... |
| 159b | retirement | Double dear Strong Bad... |
| 160 | coloring | "Dear awesome..." Oh! Somebody finally got it right! |
| 162a | the chair | Duh to the ear Strong Bad... |
| 163 | what I want | {singing} Ding-ding-dong, ding-ding-dong, ding-ding-dear Strong Bad... |
| 164 | looking old | Didgeri—dear Strong Bad... |
| 171 | underlings | Dear, Strong, Bad... |
| 172 | more armies | "Mere Strong Bad..." Hey, I am no mere Strong Bad, okay?! |
| 174 | mini-golf | Hell-la-la-la-la-looooo Strong Bad! |
| 177 | original | Hails and Horns, Strong Bad! {high-pitched} RAAAAUGH! |
| 180 | slumber party | Hah! Aw... Dear Strong Bad... |
| 183 | yes, wrestling | Dear awesome Strong Bad. Period. That's the best sentence ever written! |
| 185 | nightlife | Hey mur S to the B... |
| 194 | specially marked | Hey! Ho! Strong-bad! |
| 195 | love poems | Dear Mister Strong. Bad. |
| 197 | your edge | Hey Strong Bad minus... |
| 198 | magic trick | Hey. {pause} |
| 200 | email thunder | Duh-duh-duh-Dear HOMESTAR!? W.T.C.? |
| 201 | hremail3184 | Dear Strong Bad... Strong Bad... Strong Bad... {pretending to echo} |
| 202 | imaginary | Dear... Streer... Beer. |
| 207 | too cool | Dear Sss— {gags} —sbuh— {gags again}... |
[edit] Greetings for DVD Emails
| Number | Greeting | |
|---|---|---|
| 6 | Comic Book Movie | Grrrrreetings from a kindred soul. Kindred soul? You sound like a religious metal band. You know, the kind that try and offset their religiousness with evil fonts and drippy graphics! {A death metal band sings "Alive as ooone!"} |
[edit] Greetings for Emails Appearing in Other Toons
| Toon | Greeting |
|---|---|
| The Next April Fools Thing | Dingle Dongle Dear Stringle Bongle... |
