User:Bad Bad Guy

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Strong Bad is a bad guy, etc. Marshie is a bad guy, etc, Trogdor is a bad bad guy!

(Formerly All of Marzipan's Friends) I started watching Homestar Runner in 2004, when my sister showed me Teen Girl Squad issues 1-5. The first toon I watched to focus on major Homestar characters was Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon. Not counting Sick Day or the sample in Homestarrunner.com PAY PLUS!, the first Strong Bad Email I watched in its entirety was theme park, and that was in mid-2006. Here is my YouTube channel. My birthday is January 12. My favorite toons include Bug in Mouth Disease, Experimental Film, and Pumpkin Carve-nival. Among my favorite emails are vacation, caper, and hiding. My favorite toons in the minor categories are Dangeresque Puppet Squad, New Boots, Teen Girl Squad Issue 11, and Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0. My favorite SBCG4AP episode is Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective, but I do appreciate the epic scale of 8-Bit is Enough.

[edit] Articles I wrote

My first article attempted to note times Strong Badia was mistaken for Free Country, but it was put up for deletion within the second day of its existence. Since the only reason I made it was to see if others felt its existence was necessary, I gave them permision to remove it. The closest remain is Strong Badia#Emails involving Strong Badia, which briefly mentions people mistaking Strong Badia for Free Country.

HRWiki:Userboxes

This user uses a Mac.

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

WK	This user is also on Channel Awesome Wiki.

This user is also on YouTube.

FRM	This user also contributes to the Wiki Forum.

This user has downloaded Strong Bad Emails on his iPod.

This user plays SBCG4AP on the Wii.

This user got Maximum Awesomeness in Homestar Ruiner.

This user got Maximum Awesomeness in Strong Badia the Free.

This user got Maximum Awesomeness in Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective.

This user is playing better video games.

[edit] Fun Facts

I don't like to count copying and pasting content from one article (like Lack of Visible Arms) into another (Lack of Visible Body Parts in this case) as writing an article.
"Taranchula Black Metal Detector" was my first article to survive a deletion discussion.
When I wrote "Around the Field", it was just a section of Homestar Ruiner. Credit for giving the video its own article goes to Green Helmet.

[edit] Subpages

[edit] The Best Images I Uploaded

More Armies Explosion	Regal Rampage	Slimed Marzipan	The Cheat is to the limit
Secret Collect Cartoon	Strong Bad Upside Down	Homestar with towel	Homestar Will Be Right Back
Spraypainting Marzipan	Strawberry Quik Homestar	Agent Chimendez	Hremail

For other images, see this log.

[edit] Characters and Quotes

I rank the Homestar characters, from best to worst, in a way similar to this:

[edit] Bubs

I believe Free Country's entrepreneur and trademark dancer has done too many hilarious things for me to name.

[edit] Strong Bad

I find him amusing enough to host the fan mail show, but I think sometimes he can get carried away with insanity.

[edit] Strong Sad

He didn't reach this high until I watched Experimental Film.

[edit] Pom Pom

He fell right in the middle because he doesn't get enough appearances, but what he does get is enjoyable.

That time he beat up Strong Bad and the video game stuff appeared

[edit] Marzipan

I especially like her when she acts crazy and/or tough.

Oh yeah, oh yeah, and I really don't like him at all.

[edit] Homsar

I like him for a crazy clone.

That's a real popular song! Who wants to hear of it 50 times more?

[edit] Coach Z

He used to be my least favorite because it felt like all his gags revolved around his accent, but his other gags are pretty cute.

Check it out! I'm hot girl #37!

[edit] The King of Town

The times I liked him the most were when he wallowed in self-pity like when he tried to check his e-mail.

Each year, thousands of families suffer from not fried turkeys.

[edit] The Poopsmith

His prescence dumbs down the humor, but his obscure pop culture references are still interesting..

He's pretty hilarious a few times, and they got me to pity him in that one scene from Where's The Cheat?, but it feels like all his gags involve screaming, and it started to get very tiring after a few years.

[edit] Emails I sent homestarrunner.com

I must note that the wording might not have been exactly like this, and I did not actually sign any with asterisks.

[edit] (no subject)

Dear Strong Bad,
If Free County (sic) held elections, what would the commercials be like?
J***
M********, WI

[edit] Subject: my idea for the 200th email

Dear Strong Bad,
Did you guys ever attempt to journey to Internet's end?
J***
M********, WI

[edit] Subject: switch bodies

Dear Strong Bad,
What would you and Strong Sad do if you woke up in each others' bodies and the earliest you could switch back was a week?
N*******
M********, WI

[edit] Subject: The End

Is Strong Bad Email over?

[edit] Subject: Teen Girl Squad

Dear Homestar,

For years I have wondered what Teen Girl Squad would be like if one of the other characters tried to write it. Could you try to make a comic about the Squad?

J***
M********, WI

[edit] Forum Signatures

Introducing the spicy crispy chicken melt. Because you people stopped buying the crispy chicken melt.
I'm about to win! Aww. I'm about to win! Aww. I'm seriously about to win! Again with the aww.
I can't believe I'm still being eaten! This is taking so much longer than I expected!
This is our new TV! Cathode ray tubes, y'all!
Blah, Strong Bad, blah! I'm a crappy stuntman!
R is for raisins. They give me bad gas. Z is too hard, so on this one, I'll pass. I is for Inchiladas.
I can't decide between the sandwich with the gumball in the center, or the one shaped like there's a bite taken out of it.
Hey, I was thinking that right here would be a great place for a casino or a dinosaur to happen!
Homestar Ruiner had too many good quotes for me to choose from, so this signature will merely preserve the main page message accompanying the release:
wii/pc game out today!
I gotta stop having those nightmares where I'm trapped in an elevator with Milkmaid Homestar.
Turns out that wasn't ketchup in the ketchup fountain!
Oh, it's a beautiful day to be on the sun...
Say it with me, The Cheat.

Licensed video games are never good.

Thank God I didn't take bets that the end of Homestar Runner is near.
You mean the whole last season was a dream?! They shoulda just had babies, and then the babies shoulda gotten married.
You couldn't kick your way out of lookin' at a thing in a bag!
Oh, The Cheat, where you goin' to?

And once you get there, what you think you gonna do?

This thing's top of the line! It's got two contrast knobs!
Making sense is not part of my mission plan, soldier!
Are you suggesting my hat is inside my hat?
You're gonna have to share a bafroom with some kid from Alabama that kinda sucks.

The financial aid office is closed on Tuesdays and steer clear of the beef stroganoff at the dining hall!

Edgy and angry, so deadly and jangly!

There's new demographics/When nobody asked for it!

Nothing crams Decemberween cheer like the annual lighting of the lights attached to a pole in a tree-shaped fashion.

[edit] Unused Signatures

Have you seen my toenail clippings? I left them right on top of your toothbrush.
Please phrase your pumpkin in the form of no paint daubs!

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-[[Image:BBG Mii.jpg|thumb|Mii]]
+[[Image:Mpstrongbadia.PNG|thumb|[[Strong Bad is a bad guy]], etc.  Marshie is a bad guy, etc, Trogdor is a bad bad guy!]]
-(Formerly All of Marzipan's Friends) I started watching Homestar Runner in 2004, when my sister showed me [[HR:tgsmenu.html|Teen Girl Squad]] issues 1-5.  The first toon I watched to focus on major Homestar characters was [[HR:jailcartoon.html|Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]].  Not counting [[HR:sickday.html|Sick Day]] or the sample in [[HR:payplus.html|Homestarrunner.com PAY PLUS!]], the first [[HR:sbemail.html|Strong Bad Email]] I watched in its entirety was [[HR:sbemail104.html|theme park]], and that was in mid-2006.  Here is my [http://www.youtube.com/dsneybuf YouTube channel]. My birthday is January 12. My favorite toons include [[HR:buginmouth.html|Bug in Mouth Disease]], [[HR:expfilm.html|Experimental Film]], and [[HR:halloween2002.html|Pumpkin Carve-nival]].  Among my favorite emails are [[HR:sbemail40.html|vacation]], [[HR:sbemail68.html|caper]], and [[HR:sbemail134.html|record book]].  My favorite toons in the minor categories are [[HR:dangeresquePS1.html|Dangeresque Puppet Squad]], [[HR:newboots.html|New Boots]], [[HR:tgs14.html|Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]], and [[HR:answer6.html|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0]].
+(Formerly All of Marzipan's Friends) I started watching ''Homestar Runner'' in 2004, when my sister showed me [[HR:tgsmenu.html|Teen Girl Squad]] issues 1-5.  The first toon I watched to focus on major ''Homestar'' characters was [[HR:jailcartoon.html|Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]].  Not counting [[HR:sickday.html|Sick Day]] or the sample in [[HR:payplus.html|Homestarrunner.com PAY PLUS!]], the first [[HR:sbemail.html|Strong Bad Email]] I watched in its entirety was [[HR:sbemail104.html|theme park]], and that was in mid-2006.  Here is my [http://www.youtube.com/dsneybuf YouTube channel]. My birthday is January 12. My favorite toons include [[HR:buginmouth.html|Bug in Mouth Disease]], [[HR:expfilm.html|Experimental Film]], and [[HR:halloween2002.html|Pumpkin Carve-nival]].  Among my favorite emails are [[HR:sbemail40.html|vacation]], [[HR:sbemail68.html|caper]], and [[HR:sbemail196.html|hiding]].  My favorite toons in the minor categories are [[HR:dangeresquePS1.html|Dangeresque Puppet Squad]], [[HR:newboots.html|New Boots]], [[HR:tgs11.html|Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]], and [[HR:answer6.html|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0]]. My favorite [[SBCG4AP:|SBCG4AP]] episode is [[Telltale:strongbad/dangeresque3|Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]], but I do appreciate the epic scale of [[Telltale:strongbad/8bitisenough|8-Bit is Enough]].
 ==Articles I wrote==
 *My first article attempted to note times Strong Badia was mistaken for Free Country, but it was put up for deletion within the second day of its existence.  Since the only reason I made it was to see if others felt its existence was necessary, I gave them permision to remove it.  The closest remain is [[Strong Badia#Emails involving Strong Badia]], which briefly mentions people mistaking Strong Badia for Free Country.
 <table width="100%">
 <autocolumn cols="5" width="15%">
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 *[[Homestar Runner and The Cheat's Relationship]]
 *[[Dr. Seuss]]
-*[[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]] (my 1st article to survive a deletion discussion)
+*[[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]]
 *[[Strong Bad Losing His Pants]]
 *[[Looney Tunes]]
 *[[Ow! My X!]]
 *[[Back to the Future]]
-*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Greetings]]
+*[[Marzipan's outgoing messages]]
 *[[Homestar Runner and Strong Sad's Relationship]]
 *[[Alfred Hitchcock]]
+*[[Around the Field]]
 *[[SBCG4AP Tech Demo]]
 *[[Strong Badia the Free Gameplay Trailer]]
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 *[[Strong Sad and Coach Z's Relationship]]
 *[[Strong Sad and The King of Town's Relationship]]
+*[[Where U Goin' 2?]]
+*[[SBCG4AP Collector's DVD]]
+*[[Kitchen Commandos]]
+*[[Awesome]]
 </autocolumn>
 </table>
+{{userboxtop}}
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+{{userbox | border=black | mainbkgd=red | codebkgd=white | code=[[File:PBTC Wii.png|45px]] | msg= This user plays '''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People|SBCG4AP]]''' on the Wii.}}
+{{userbox | border=black | mainbkgd=red | codebkgd=white | code=[[Image:HomestarRuinerIcon.png|45px]] | msg= This user got '''Maximum Awesomeness''' in [[Homestar Ruiner]].}}
+{{userbox | border=black | mainbkgd=red | codebkgd=white | code=[[Image:StrongBadiaTheFreeIcon.png|45px]] | msg= This user got '''Maximum Awesomeness''' in [[Strong Badia the Free]].}}
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+|}
+===Fun Facts===
+*I don't like to count copying and pasting content from one article (like [[Lack of Visible Arms]]) into another ([[Lack of Visible Body Parts]] in this case) as writing an article.
+*"Taranchula Black Metal Detector" was my first article to survive a deletion discussion.
+*When I wrote "Around the Field", it was just a section of [[Homestar Ruiner]].  Credit for giving the video its own article goes to {{User:GreenHelmet/sig}}.
 ===Subpages===
 *[[User:Bad Bad Guy/In Memoriam of Trey56]]
 *[[User:Bad Bad Guy/Personal Images]]
 *[[User:Bad Bad Guy/SBCG4AP Tables]]
+*[[User:Bad Bad Guy/Toons of the Year Archive]]
 ==The Best Images I Uploaded==
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 For other images, see [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=upload&user=Bad+Bad+Guy&page= this log].
-==Best Toons of the Year==
-[[Image:Mpstrongbadia.PNG|thumb|[[Strong Bad is a bad guy]], etc.  Marshie is a bad guy, etc, Trogdor is a bad bad guy!]]
-Best Big Toon: [[HR:kickball.html|Kick-a-ball]]<br>
-Best Short: [[HR:4gregs.html|4 Gregs]]<br>
-Best New Stuff: [[HR:Sbemailiarized.html|Sbemailiarized!]]<br>
-Worst Big Toon: [[HR:careerday.html|Career Day]]<br>
-Worst Short: [[HR:bestcaper.html|Best Caper Ever]]<br>
-Worst New Stuff: [[HR:hremail62.html|Hremail 62]]
-{{clear}}
 ==Characters and Quotes==
-I currently rank the Homestar characters, from best to worst, in a way similar to this:
+I rank the Homestar characters, from best to worst, in a way similar to this:
 ===[[Bubs]]===
 I believe Free Country's entrepreneur and trademark dancer has done too many hilarious things for me to name.
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 *[[Senorial Day|We're holding up a novelty rubber chicken and playing a cartoony sound effect of savings!]]
 *[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|They're free, but you gotta earn 'em!]]
-*[[Ever and More!|I haven't been able to fit into my lucky pants for almost ten years!]]
+*[[Ever and More|I haven't been able to fit into my lucky pants for almost ten years!]]
 ===[[Homestar Runner]]===
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 ===[[Strong Bad]]===
 I find him amusing enough to host the fan mail show, but I think sometimes he can get carried away with insanity.
-*[[helium|Welcome to the high voice crew!  I hope you have a high voice, too!]]
+*[[local news|They're as different as night and day. Don't you think that night and day are different? What's wrong with you?]]
-*[[kids' book|Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster.  Hilary's legs are being digested.]]
+*[[virus|Computer over?  Virus equals very yes?  That's not a good prize!]]
 *[[lady...ing|The Cheat's playin' something on a laserdisc!  Everything's better on laserdisc!  Whatever happened to the laserdisc?  Laserdisc!]]
 *[[senior prom|You people are a sweet delight! Just one big almond paste filled sweet delight!]]
-*[[unnatural|It's a giant Bubs from outer space!  Or, mutated by radiation!  Or, from the depths of the ocean!  Or, flushed down the toilet!]]
+*[[pizza joint|Let a lil' Email into your heart, and it'll clog your arteries!]]
 ===[[The Cheat]]===
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 ===[[Strong Sad]]===
 He didn't reach this high until I watched Experimental Film.
-*[[1 step ahead|I'm blind!  My prayers have finally been answered.]]
+*[[caffeine|I can't remember my legs.]]
 *[[business trip|Welcome to "Reducing Your Business's Carbon Footprint Is ''Not'' A Matter of Buying Everyone Smaller Shoes."]]
 *[[Hremail 62|Oh, yellow crayon.  Only you know what really happened.]]
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 *[[Image:qod 6 - marzipan.PNG|20px]]You mean the whole last season was a dream?! They shoulda just had babies, and then the babies shoulda gotten married.
 *[[IMage:qod 1 - homestar.PNG|20px]]You couldn't kick your way out of lookin' at a thing in a bag!
+*[[Image:qod 6 - marzipan.PNG|20px]]Oh, The Cheat, where you goin' to?
+:[[IMage:qod 1 - homestar.PNG|20px]]And once you get there, what you think you gonna do?
+*[[Image:qod 2 - strong bad.PNG|20px]]This thing's top of the line! It's got two contrast knobs!
+*[[Image:qod 18 - gunhaver.PNG|20px]]Making sense is not part of my mission plan, soldier!
+*[[IMage:qod 1 - homestar.PNG|20px]]Are you suggesting my hat is inside my hat?
+*[[IMage:qod 1 - homestar.PNG|20px]]You're gonna have to share a bafroom with some kid from Alabama that kinda sucks.
+:The financial aid office is closed on Tuesdays and steer clear of the beef stroganoff at the dining hall!
+*[[File:h.star-xeriouxly-head-icon.png|20px]]Edgy and angry, so deadly and jangly!
+:There's new demographics/When nobody asked for it!
+*[[IMage:qod 1 - homestar.PNG|20px]]Nothing crams Decemberween cheer like the annual lighting of the lights attached to a pole in a tree-shaped fashion.
+===Unused Signatures===
+*[[IMage:qod 1 - homestar.PNG|20px]]Have you seen my toenail clippings? I left them right on top of your toothbrush.
+*[[IMage:qod 1 - homestar.PNG|20px]]Please phrase your pumpkin in the form of no paint daubs!