User:Thy Not Dennis/QotW Archive Project

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2009

Date	Download	Head	Quote	Source
110 Apr 2009	download	Homestar Runner	Homestar Runner: "Doodle doodle loot doot doot doot doodoo. Boodle oodle oot doot doo! And so forth." {Inspector Gadget theme continues}	Donut Unto Others extended take
202 Apr 2009	download (mirror)	Strong Sad	Strong Sad: "The beige malaise can last for days."	Kick-A-Ball extended take
326 Mar 2009	download (mirror)	Homestar Runner	Homestar Runner: "Don't you remember? That's how you got Darryl Strawbry on your team back then."	Kick-A-Ball outtake
412 Mar 2009	download (mirror)	Homestar Runner	Homestar Runner: "I know how 'em duckie goes! Wack wack."	Quote of the Week exclusive
1000005 Mar 2009	download (mirror)	Strong Sad	Strong Sad: "Aw, this is bad even for my diet. I mean, bulgarless bulgar? How much xanthan gum can a fella take?!"	Quote of the Week exclusive
10001 26 Feb 2009	download (mirror)	Marzipan	Marzipan: "That's so crazy!!! I'VE always wanted to see Ira Glass and Ira Flatow wrestle too!!"	Date Nite
1000219 Feb 2009	download (mirror)	Cheerleader	{A boy: "Uh, what does 'YNCBIINAR2TMTSAYHAOBTHACTCM this summer' mean?"} Cheerleader: "You're Not Cute But If I Need A Ride To The Mall This Summer And You Have An Older Brother That Has A Car Then Call Me!!"	Teen Girl Squad Issue 14 outtake
1000312 Feb 2009	download (mirror)	Strong Sad	Strong Sad: "Boy did I pick the wrong hemisphere for this year's Float N' Bloat."	Best Caper Ever outtake
1000405 Feb 2009	download (mirror)	Old-Timey Strong Bad	Old-Timey Strong Bad: "What manner of uncivilized ribcage is this anyways?"	Sickly Sam's Big Outing
1000529 Jan 2009	download (mirror)	Homestar Runner	Homestar Runner: "Roundy here is from back when I was known as the Popcorn Lumpou." {Without his usual speech impediment} "Lumper." Matt Chapman: "Lumper."	Hremail 62 blooper

2008

Date	Download	Head	Quote	Source
1000011 Dec 2008	download (mirror)	Schenkel McDoo	Taranchula: "Mired on the moor. Swamped in the sludge. Dying on the floor. Drown in the trudge. Drown in the trudgemank! and so forth..." {The rest of the Trudgemank song plays in place of "and so forth...".}	Trudgemank
1000120 Nov 2008	download (mirror)	Strong Bad	Strong Bad: "Aw, what's the use! Forget this reanimating crap. The Cheat! Why don't you do some of your regular animating crap."	Most in the Graveyard outtake
100026 Nov 2008	download (mirror)	Bubs	Bubs: "You stay away from my sister!"	Most in the Graveyard outtake
1000316 Oct 2008	download (mirror)	Strong Bad	Strong Bad: "Oh STEVEN! I think this may finally be it you guys! After 200 hundred {actually says "two hundred"} emails, I'm finally gonna get to make out with da-da-da DEAR HOMESTAR?!"	email thunder outtake
1000426 Sept 2008	download (mirror)	Strong Bad	Strong Bad: "There's a crazy world of emails in this crazy world. Checkin em down, checkin em down..." {entire email song}	alternate universe
1000518 Sept 2008	download (mirror)	Homestar Runner	(Matt:) "Try and sound like Homestar too." (Mike:) "I'll do it. *BURP!*" (Matt:) "Sounds like a moth comin' out!"	hygiene outtake
1000611 Sept 2008	download (mirror)	Bubs	Bubs: "Oh you know him mo - ooaaaaAAHH Everybody knows how to talk like Bubs!"	Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective blooper
1000704 Sept 2008	download (mirror)	Homestar Runner	Homestar Runner: "We are just talkin' about Bubs with a piece of paper stapled to his face, right?" {He laughs a little as he says "right".}	Happy Dethemberween outtake
1000828 Aug 2008	download (mirror)	Senor Cardgage	Senor Cardgage: "You bet, small girl! How bout I hit you on the slant!"	Senorial Day outtake
1000914 Aug 2008	download (mirror)	Strong Bad	Strong Bad: "And I'm like, 'You just jingled a bunch of jangle in my face and called it magic!'"	magic trick outtake
1001007 Aug 2008	download (mirror)	Gunhaver	Crack Stuntman: "Don't blow this for me, Chimendez!"	The Next Epi-Snowed
1001131 Jul 2008	download (mirror)	Strong Bad	Strong Bad: "Some would say, 'pocket,' I say, 'in my pants.'"	your edge
1001210 Jul 2008	download (mirror)	Bubs	Bubs: "Yes, 'shaped,' in quotes, like there's a bite taken out of it. There isn't. There IS one! It's a real bite taken out if {actually says "out of it"}, Homestar! I ate it!	The Baloneyman outtake
1001326 Jun 2008	download (mirror)	Coach Z	Coach Z: "You don't need no consummate V's to be my bride."	Trogday 08 Easter egg
1001419 Jun 2008	download (mirror)	Strong Sad	Strong Sad: "Sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said..."	Somber Vacation Easter egg
1001505 Jun 2008	download (mirror)	Homestar Runner	Homestar Runner: "No, HERE'S my grocery list: Amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing."	love poems
1001622 May 2008	download (mirror)	The Homestar Runner	(Singers:) "Polymascot foamalate! (The Homestar Runner:) Feed it to the babies. (Singers:) Polymascot foamalate! (Old-Timey Strong Bad:) Or as a topping on soured cream!"	4 branches
1001716 May 2008	download (mirror)	Strong Bad	Strong Bad: "It's over! And you're walking into a parking lot with the hot guy. It's over! And they all made fun of you but they got stuff dumped on top of them. It's OVER!" {entire end credits song}	Teen Girl Squad Issue 14
100188 May 2008	download (mirror)	Strong Bad	Strong Bad: "Verify our range to target! Flood tubes three and four! Hunt for Red October!"	Date Nite
100192 May 2008	download (mirror)	The Homestar Runner	The Homestar Runner: "Double S here's about to go on his first date with a member of the opposite per-suasion."	Sickly Sam's Big Outing
1002024 Apr 2008	download (mirror)	The King of Town	The King of Town: "I rule the school!"	Revenge of the King
1002117 Apr 2008	download (mirror)	Strong Bad	Strong Bad: "A-can I get a reSTRIC-TED?!"	rated
1002229 Mar 2008	download (mirror)	Sickly Sam	Sickly Sam: "I do believe you've spic'd my span."	Sickly Sam's Big Outing
1002320 Mar 2008	download (mirror)	Marshie	Marshie: "Bomb Capacity Increased!"	Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up
1002413 Mar 2008	download (mirror)	Strong Bad	Strong Bad: "Thar she blows the Cheat! Aim for the blow hole!"	Blubb-O's Commercial
1002507 Mar 2008	download (mirror)	Schenkel McDoo	Schenkel McDoo: "Yah guys! Maybe find some coin!"	buried
1002628 Feb 2008	download (mirror)	Bubs	Bubs: "Oh. Uh... I'm a public flasher!"	licensed
1002714 Feb 2008	download (mirror)	Cheerleader	Cheerleader: "As I was saying, Vamlumtimes Day is serious times. If I don't get cards from enough boys, I could lose all my Mindy cred!"	Teen Girl Squad Issue 12
1002807 Feb 2008	download (mirror)	Old-Timey Strong Bad	Old-Timey Strong Bad: "Alright, The Sneak, watch me toss these creepity crawlities through the window like I was Edgardo J. Sportsman himself!"	Quote of the Week exclusive
1002931 Jan 2008	download (mirror)	Senor Cardgage	Senor Cardgage: "Carageenan, Monteljohn. Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?"	fan club
1003024 Jan 2008	download (mirror)	Marshie	Gel-arshie: "I'M AN ABOMINATION! And I'm comin' to your house after school."	winter pool
1003117 Jan 2008	download (mirror)	Coach Z	Coach Z: "Mmmmm! Drink in that bun!"	environment
1003210 Jan 2008	download (mirror)	Marzipan	Marzipan: "I'm pretty sure that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bob's conces-- Bob's...{Missy briefly laughs and inhales} {I'm pretty sure} that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bubs' constesh-- constession stand."	Fall Float Parade blooper

2007

Date	Download	Head	Quote	Source
1000013 Dec 2007	download (mirror)	DJ Teh Cheat	Singers: "Smart drinks. These are smart drinks. (These are definitely not smart drinks.) Have another round. (Don't.)" {entire song: "Smart drinks. (These are not smart drinks.) These are smart drinks. (These are definitely not smart drinks.) These are smart drinks. (Definitely not.) Have another round. (Don't.) {quickly} Have another round! (Don't.)"}	nightlife
1000106 Dec 2007	download (mirror)	Homestar Runner	Homestar Runner: "Ohh! And you think Poodonkis did it."	Jibblies 2 outtake
1000229 Nov 2007	download (mirror)	Coach Z	Coach Z: "Coach Z, R-A-P. Accidentally featuring Peacey P..." {entire "Rap Song"}	Rap Song
1000315 Nov 2007	download (mirror)	Coach Z	Coach Z: "I feel like that school child on the first day of Christmas!"	Quote of the Week exclusive
1000401 Nov 2007	download (mirror)	Marzipan	Marzipan: "Jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie. Does that sound frantic?" {Matt can be heard saying "Yeah, keep going" faintly}	Jibblies 2 outtake
1000525 Oct 2007	download (mirror)	Strong Mad	Strong Mad: "I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!"	haircut
1000625 Oct 2007	download (mirror)	Sickly Sam	Sickly Sam: "Can you spare any mush for me?"	Parsnips A-Plenty
1000718 Oct 2007	download (mirror)	Strong Bad	Strong Bad: "Oh, way to impress, Spirit of St. Loolis. The peanut brittle coulda swam better than that."	business trip (first sentence an outtake)
1000812 Oct 2007	download (mirror)	Strong Bad	Strong Bad: "Borgorroth of Coolswordorroth shimmies for no man!"	web comics
1000904 Oct 2007	download (mirror)	Strong Bad	Strong Bad: "Oh and one more thing, if your jim-jams happen to be a pair of takelongs..." {Matt can be heard laughing faintly}	slumber party outtake
1001027 Sept 2007	download (mirror)	Strong Mad	Strong Mad: "Did you just say polychaete worms?"	caffeine outtake
1001120 Sept 2007	download (mirror)	Coach Z	Coach Z: "Oh. I guess I forgort to port. Oh! I guess I forgat to prat! OH! Gorka fa pork!"	mini-golf
1001213 Sept 2007	download (mirror)	The Sad Kids	The Sad Kids: "Frosty? Flurry."	Quote of the Week exclusive
1001306 Sept 2007	download (mirror)	Senor Cardgage	Senor Cardgage: "Oh. I should eat a pony."	original
1001430 Aug 2007	download (mirror)	sloshy	sloshy: "We don't really even care about you. Get out of my backyard or maybe don't. Cause I'm about to watch a movie movie movie oh!" {entire "We Don't Even Really Care About You" song}	concert extended song
1001523 Aug 2007	download (mirror)	Strong Sad	Strong Sad: "Yeah, I don't think sloshy could arpeggiate a diminished 7th if their philosophy degrees depended on it."	concert outtake
1001616 Aug 2007	download (mirror)	Strong Bad	Strong Bad: "I'm gonna be so far under par, I'm gonna be over par!" {The Cheat: {The Cheat noises} Strong Bad: "Oh, well then, I'll just be really far under par, then."}	mini-golf outtake
1001709 Aug 2007	download (mirror)	Bubs	Bubs: "That would be a sweet deal I couldn't resist! N-E-S-T-L-E-S!"	Ever and More! outtake
1001821 Jun 2007	download (mirror)	Strong Bad	Strong Bad: "Garbage disposal: what a way to go! Garbage disposal, meet So and So."	Teen Girl Squad Issue 13
1001914 Jun 2007	download (mirror)	That Ugly One	The Ugly One: "I love longitudes." Cheerleader: "Not me, I'm a latitude snob."	Teen Girl Squad Issue 11 outtake (see also Sketchbook)
1002007 Jun 2007	download (mirror)	Homestar Runner	Homestar Runner: "So what are you saying? That you -GULP- want his bod?"	Date Nite
1002124 May 2007	download (mirror)	Strong Bad	Strong Bad: "Do not attempt to adjust those trucker caps you're all wearing. Or wait, in fact, DO adjust them. Everybody turn your trucker caps sidewise!"	Field Day Intro
1002217 May 2007	download (mirror)	Marzipan	Marzipan: "There was this little worm and I brought him inside because he seemed like he would fit into a little jar. And I gave him the name of Fat Albert."	Homestarloween Party extended clip
1002311 May 2007	download (mirror)	Strong Mad	Strong Mad: "Did you just say parakeet?"	caffeine
1002403 May 2007	download (mirror)	Stinkoman	Stinkoman: "We deserve a break! Everyone grab a spoon and take a break with pudding."	Under Construction outtake
1002526 Apr 2007	download (mirror)	Homestar Runner	Homestar Runner: "Oh, hello guys! This is my talk and mouth move. Great times!"	Quote of the Week exclusive recorded for the Georgia Tech Talk
1002619 Apr 2007	download (mirror)	Homestar Runner	Homestar Runner: "Drinko some Malinko! Malinko flavored water! Crystal clear like domestic beer!"	rough copy (second phrase an outtake)
1002712 Apr 2007	download (mirror)	Blue Laser Commander	Blue Laser Commander: "These hardly qualify as PANTS!"	An Important Rap Song outtake
1002805 Apr 2007	download (mirror)	Drive-Thru Whale	Drive-Thru Whale: "Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day."	Drive-Thru
1002922 Mar 2007	download (mirror)	Taranchula	Taranchula: "Ooh hoo ha ha haaa. Brother in a jar. Brother in a jar. Brotherinajar!" {entire "Brother in a Jar" song}	your funeral
1003015 Mar 2007	download (mirror)	Gunhaver	Crack Stuntman: "I've had it up to HERE with your shinoligans! {pronounces "shinoligans" like "SHY-knowligans"} If you could see me you'd see that I'm holding my hand up to my chin. And I'm pretty tall!"	Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2 outtake
1003108 Mar 2007	download (mirror)	The King of Town	The King of Town: "Woo! What is that reek? The Poopsmith, you smell like a Crapsmith."	KOT's VOQPCS!
1003201 Mar 2007	download (mirror)	Homestar Runner	Homestar Runner: "I wonder how you spell tabasco. TABASCOooo!"	the movies
1003322 Feb 2007	download (mirror)	Strong Bad	Singers: You and me, babe, livin for dreams, lifin' for love, drinkin' for free. Sittin' on top of an old robot, sharin' and carin' it out. The memory's scrubbin' you down!	theme song
1003415 Feb 2007	download (mirror)	Cheerleader	Teen Girl Squad: "2-3-4. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What we gone get? Several boys! How we gonna get em? Uh...um...er..."	Teen Girl Squad Issue 12
1003508 Feb 2007	download (mirror)	King Bubsgonzola Supreme	Singers: "King Bubsgonzola King-King Bubsgonzola Supreme"	unnatural
1003601 Feb 2007	download (mirror)	Marzipan	Marzipan: "Word booty!"	looking old
1003718 Jan 2007	download (mirror)	Strong Sad	Strong Sad: "I can't remember cereal, I can't remember TV. Is it football season yet? I don't even watch football. I hate football but I'll play football. Run you over in football..." {quote continues: "Run you down the field like a clown!"}	caffeine, though under Strong Bad's voiceover
1003811 Jan 2007	download (mirror)	Bubs	Bubs: "Crabadonk. Crabadonk! CRABADONK!"	the chair multiple takes

2006

Date	Download	Head	Quote	Source
1000021 Dec 2006	download (mirror)	Homestar Runner	Homestar Runner: "A-listen to me now. Cheer up, Coach Z. It doesn't have to be creepy and depressing all the time..." {entire "Cheer Up, Coach Z" song}	Decemberween Short Shorts
1000114 Dec 2006	download (mirror)	Strong Sad	Strong Sad: "Strong Bad, did you put {Matt laughs a little while still maintaining his Strong Sad voice} Montelbon pheremones..?"	what I want blooper
1000207 Dec 2006	download (mirror)	Strong Bad	Strong Bad: "Whoa, it's been upgraded to stank. Just last week it was only stink. Stonk can't be far away."	the chair outtake
1000330 Nov 2006	download (mirror)	The Homestar Runner	The Homestar Runner: "Well, folks, you know what that means... Now I'll do a dance."	20X6 vs. 1936
1000417 Nov 2006	download (mirror)	Videlectrix Guys	Videlectrix Guys: "What did I say?! Good gr- To make good- What did I tell you to do?! To make good graphics. GOOD GRAPHICS!" {quote continues: "I COME TO WORK AND I HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS MESS! I can make good graphics. I—YOU BETTER MAKE GOOD GRAPHICS! I'M SUPPOSED TO RELEASE A VIDEO COMPUTER GAME ON TV WITHOUT THIS GRAPHIC! What? YOU HEARD ME!"}	Peasant's Quest Preview Easter egg
1000509 Nov 2006	download (mirror)	What's Her Face	What's Her Face: "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation."	Teen Girl Squad Issue 4
1000603 Nov 2006	download (mirror)	Marzipan	Singer: "Want some bread and butter pickles. Ooo-ahh! Give me that bread and butter pickle, bread and butter pickle. You are."	Happy Hallow-day music from Marzipan's song with lyrics
1000727 Oct 2006	download (mirror)	Marzipan	Marzipan: "Oh yes, folks, there's no better way to be brutally honest with someone than to construct a hate float and put it in a televised parade."	Fall Float Parade outtake
1000820 Oct 2006	download (mirror)	Marshie	Marshie: "Take a trip to the mountains!"	retirement
1000912 Oct 2006	download (mirror)	Homestar Runner	Homestar Runner: "Doo doot. Tch. Doo doo dit. Tch. Doot doo doot. Tch. It's the hold music..." {quote continues: "...do doot. Tch. Pa doo doot. Tch. Boodoo doo doot. Tch. Hold music!"}	isp
1001025 Sep 2006	download (mirror)	Strong Bad	Strong Bad: "Naw it's a moon computer. Y'know, the kind the planets use to do their taxes."	A Decemberween Pageant
1001118 Sep 2006	download (mirror)	Strong Sad	Strong Sad: "Tonight is my night to play Caaardinal Sins."	Where's The Cheat?
1001207 Sep 2006	download (mirror)	Melt Shake	Singers: "And now we're jammin. Jammin tunes, jammin tunes. Now we're jammin. jumbo/LARGE!"	road trip
1001331 Aug 2006	download (mirror)	Blue Laser Commander	Blue Laser Commander: "Awesome! Just...AWESOME!"	Quote of the Week exclusive
1001418 Aug 2006	download (mirror)	Strong Bad	Strong Bad: "When email comes to town you know, you know it's like a rainstorm in your browser.When email comes to town I know, I know it's like a netscape hurricane"	theme song email intro extended version, with background music from the end of the email
1001511 Aug 2006	download (mirror)	Homestar Runner	Homestar Runner: "Hey guys! H'whatcha teekenbot?"	Strong Bad is a Bad Guy
1001603 Aug 2006	download (mirror)	What's Her Face	What's Her Face and The Ugly One: "And the chumbly wumbly bear came a tumblin down! Did he sell beans? Lord no! Did he sell eggs? Lord no! But he couldn't...so he stapled it down!" {entire chumbly wumbly bear song}	Teen Girl Squad Issue 11
1001727 Jul 2006	download (mirror)	Lazor Larry	Lazor Larry: "She was only 2017-She was a low res beauty queen-She was a brain sister-Texas Instruments all day-She remembers how they used to duet-Tha'll think you know what I mean." {entire "Brain Sister" song}	Summer Short Shorts
1001820 Jul 2006	download (mirror)	Science Fiction Greg	Science Fiction Greg: "Oh, I can take my shirt off."	Teen Girl Squad Issue 11
1001913 Jul 2006	download (mirror)	The King of Town	The King of Town: "Let the KOT have some!"	senior prom outtake
1002006 Jul 2006	download (mirror)	Marzipan	Marzipan: "We are the Cool Tapes. We make some phat papes. Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.(x3) {Strong Mad: DOLEY-O! The Cheat: (The Cheat noises)} Stop creepin' at me."	Weclome Back outtake
1002129 Jun 2006	download (mirror)	Strong Bad	Strong Bad: "You will note the artist's attention to fine wines, his masterful use of shadow...stevens. Circle gets the square."	portrait outtake
1002218 May 2006	download (mirror)	Small Mouth Strong Mad	Small Mouth Strong Mad: "I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!!"	isp outtake
1002311 May 2006	download (mirror)	Marzipan	Marzipan: "Hey! Watch those hands David Coppafeel!"	senior prom outtake
1002404 May 2006	download (mirror)	Strong Bad	Strong Bad: "Alright I gotta get out of here. I'm meetin Delelilia for some vietma- viamatese tunuffins!"	senior prom outtake
1002527 Apr 2006	download (mirror)	Senor Cardgage	Senor Cardgage: "Oh...I live a hard life." {faint laughter from Mike can be heard at end}	Quote of the Week exclusive
1002606 Apr 2006	download (mirror)	Strong Bad	Strong Bad: "You got the munch, the crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out alright..." {entire SBLOUNSKCHED! jingle}	candy product
1002730 Mar 2006	download (mirror)	Strong Bad	Strong Bad: "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S! ...scalawag."	local news
1002824 Mar 2006	download (mirror)	Strong Sad	Strong Sad: "Your computer room is now my tai chi space. And it doubles as my chai tea space, too!"	Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon outtake
1002916 Mar 2006	download (mirror)	Homestar Runner	Homestar Runner: "You're doing great! Now shoulders down! One and two! Feel the burn and go to bed! Make some breakfast, talk to me!"	lady fan
1003010 Mar 2006	download (mirror)	The King of Town	The King of Town: Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by DJ Teh Cheat)	Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2
1003102 Mar 2006	download (mirror)	Strong Sad	Strong Sad: "Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?!"	Teen Girl Squad Issue 10
1003223 Feb 2006	download (mirror)	Strong Bad	Strong Bad: "What?! Under Siege 2?? You got me this for like the last 3 years, man!"	The Best Decemberween Ever outtake
1003316 Feb 2006	download (mirror)	Bubs	Bubs as Dr. Christmas: "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread."	A Decemberween Pageant outtake
1003409 Feb 2006	download (mirror)	The Jolly Dumple	Special Fanstuff Quote of the Day!! High school band actually playing the CGNU Fight Song! {entire instrumental fight song with opening and closing comments}	Quote of the Week exclusive; references the emails mascot (song) and mile (beginning and end)
1003502 Feb 2006	download (mirror)	Strong Bad	Strong Bad: "The Cheatbot! Do you use that same mouth to kiss your... motherboard."	technology outtake
1003626 Jan 2006	download (mirror)	Strong Bad	Strong Bad: "They flew on a sweet, sweet mushroom bridge to the...baseball...game."	flashback outtake
1003719 Jan 2006	download (mirror)	Cheerleader	Cheerleader: "I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas."	death metal Easter egg
1003812 Jan 2006	download (mirror)	Bubs	Bubs: "Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, 'Hey!' No, no, just--Tell her I said, 'Bananas!' Tell her I said, 'A bluh-buncha bananas.'"	Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0

2005

Date	Download	Head	Quote	Source
1000008 Dec 2005	download (mirror)	Coach Z	Coach Z: "You say tomater, I zader matermorts."	Fall Float Parade
1000125 Nov 2005	download (mirror)	Homsar	Two Homsars: "Let's sing a song of Pennzoil!"	Fall Float Parade
1000217 Nov 2005	download (mirror)	Old-Timey Strong Bad	Old-Timey Strong Bad: "I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!"	That A Ghost
1000310 Nov 2005	download (mirror)	The King of Town	The King of Town: "The punishment is not too bad, eh?"	Revenge of the King
1000403 Nov 2005	download (mirror)	Bubs	Bubs: "You're pretty good, shorty! That's worth an Under Siege 2 collector's spoon!"	Halloween Potion-ma-jig outtake
1000527 Oct 2005	download (mirror)	Strong Bad	Strong Bad: "Oh! Very mean things...to say. Funny also, too."	Quote of the Week exclusive
1000621 Oct 2005	download (mirror)	Strong Bad	Singers: "Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy." {entire song}	Strong Bad is a Bad Guy
1000720 Oct 2005	download (mirror)	Homestar Runner	Homestar Runner: "The good times are over!!"	Bug in Mouth Disease
1000806 Oct 2005	download (mirror)	Horrible Painting	Horrible Painting: "Come on in heeeeere."	bottom 10
1000929 Sep 2005	download (mirror)	The Geddup Noise	The Geddup Noise Indie-tronic Remix by DJ Teh Cheat	geddup noise
1001022 Sep 2005	download (mirror)	Sickly Sam	Sickly Sam: "Can you spare any mush for me?"	Parsnips-A-Plenty
1001115 Sep 2005	download (mirror)	Reynold	Strong Bad as Reynold: "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me."	Cheat Commandos
1001208 Sep 2005	download (mirror)	Homestar Runner	Homestar Runner: "What in Pete Sampras is going on here?!?"	Cool Things
1001301 Sep 2005	download (mirror)	1-Up	1-Up: "I want pudding!"	Under Construction
1001425 Aug 2005	download (mirror)	Marshie	Marshie: "Those rotten little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you...fill 'em...fulla lead."	Malloween Commercial outtake
1001518 Aug 2005	download (mirror)	Marzipan	Marzipan: "Ready boys? 1-2-3-4 Cool tapes are cool 'cause they're where it's at. Cool tapes are cool and we like it like that..." {entire song}	Cool Things
1001611 Aug 2005	download (mirror)	Senor Cardgage	Senor Cardgage: "My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!"	Senorial Day
1001704 Aug 2005	download (mirror)	Coach Z	Coach Z: "IT'S DAZZLE-MAZING!!"	Happy Fireworks
1001821 Jul 2005	download (mirror)	Homestar Runner	Homestar Runner: "buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!"	bottom 10
1001907 Jul 2005	download (mirror)	Homestar Runner	Homestar Runner: "A wagon full of pamcakes? In the Champeenship?! I'd like to see ya try!"	montage
1002030 Jun 2005	download (mirror)	Bubs	Bubs: "Check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out..." {continues}	Lookin at a Thing in a Bag
1002123 Jun 2005	download (mirror)	Strong Bad	Strong Bad: "You bet! Hit me on the slant!"	Senorial Day
1002216 Jun 2005	download (mirror)	Homestar Runner	Homestar Runner: "THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER!!!"	Bug In Mouth Disease
1002310 Jun 2005	download (mirror)	Strong Bad	Strong Bad: "Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough Twinkies."	Where the Crap Are We?
1002402 Jun 2005	download (mirror)	Homsar	Homsar: "AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!"	origins
1002512 May 2005	download (mirror)	Strong Bad	Strong Bad: "I'm on a RAMPAGE!!"	rampage
1002628 Apr 2005	download (mirror)	Coach Z	Coach Z: "Once again Biscuit Dough Hands Man slips through our fingers!"	Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon
1002721 Apr 2005	download (mirror)	Strong Bad	Strong Bad: {imitating the Lappy 486's start-up noise} "Dong DIIING!!!"	animal
1002814 Apr 2005	download (mirror)	Strong Mad	Strong Mad: "I'M THE HUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"	other days
1002931 Mar 2005	download (mirror)	The Homestar Runner	The Homestar Runner: "Well, folks, you know what that means: Now I'll do a dance."	20X6 vs. 1936
1003025 Mar 2005	download (mirror)	Bubs	Bubs as Dr. Christmas: "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread."	A Decemberween Pageant
1003117 Mar 2005	download (mirror)	The King of Town	The King of Town: "Stop what? I don't do nothing!"	3 Times Halloween Funjob
1003210 Mar 2005	download (mirror)	Strong Bad	Strong Bad: "Oh. Why do you...guys...like me anymore. I—I've lost it!"	origins outtake
1003327 Feb 2005	download (mirror)	Crackotage	Crackotage: "Look out below, geronimo! Hee hee HA HA!"	Cheat Commandos...O's
1003417 Feb 2005	download (mirror)	Homsar	Homsar: "I'm the human wedgie!"	origins
1003510 Feb 2005	download (mirror)	Strong Bad	Strong Bad: "Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awww."	kids' book
1003627 Jan 2005	download (mirror)	Bubs	Powered by The Cheat Bubs: "My name's Bubs! This is my regulah voice!"	Sample of Style
1003720 Jan 2005	download (mirror)	Cheerleader	Cheerleader: "We're Kissyboots and it's nice to meetcha" {entire song}	Teen Girl Squad Issue 8
1003814 Jan 2005	download (mirror)	Homsar	Homsar: "Alms for the pudgy? Alms for the pudgy?"	Homestar Presents: Presents

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