I Killed Pom Pom

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"It's time to fight murder with murder!"

Homestar tries to cover up his "murder" of Pom Pom.

Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Pom Pom, Strong Bad, Bubs, Coach Z, The King of Town, The Poopsmith, Homsar (Easter egg), Strong Mad, The Cheat, Strong Sad, Marzipan.

Places: The Field, Bubs' Concession Stand, The King of Town's castle, Basement of the Brothers Strong, Marzipan's House.

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Homestar: Oh man Pom Pom, this Halloween is gonna be the Christmas ball! Hot tricks, cool treats, good friends, and MURDER!

Pom Pom: bubbles

Homestar: What? Murder? Nah, that doesn't sound like something I would say. I was probably talking about the crazy cool air, the falling leaves settling, the MURDER!

Pom Pom: bubbles

Homestar: Nah man, you're hearing things, I was just talking about MURDER. And like this time of years there's sometimes a little bit of MURDER, and maybe a little bit of MURDER. I would never say anything about- WAH! Murder! Pom Pom! What happened? Did you get popped? Say a few bubbles! You can't be dead! You're my only friend and concubine! Oh I should really look up what that word means!

Strong Bad: Woah, what manner of stitch witchery have I stumbled upon this Hallows-eve?

Homestar: Oh Strong Bad, I think my evil jealous side secretly killed Pom Pom without even telling my dopey lovable side!

Strong Bad: Okay, Homestar. Unckie Strong Bad is gonna help you get through this. Now, tell me exactly what happened.

Homestar: Well, it all started 117 days ago... A sign pops up that say four hours later. Cut back to The Field at night, with Strong Bad and Homestar in costume.

Homestar: ...and I turned back around, and there was a puddle of Pom Pom at my feet!

Strong Bad: And no one else saw anything?

Homestar: No one! Well, there was that inflatable pumpkin, but I'm pretty sure he said he had a previous engagement. Man, I like that pumpkin. I should really get his phone number.

Strong Bad: Well, it definitely sounds like you killed Pom Pom. First thing you need to do is dispose of the body. Here, go to Bubs' and get everything on this laminated murder cover-up check list. Plus a twelver of Cold Ones and a dozen Maple Bismarck's. For the cover up. Than meet me back at my basement.

Homestar: Thanks Strong Bad, you're a real cartoon pall!

Strong Bad: Oh, this is gonna be a real good night. cut to Bubs' Concession Stand

Bubs: Heh heh, I'd like to see those teenagers try to egg the concession stand this year, now that I own an ostrich farm!

Coach Z: Boy I'll say! And these Pina Colladas are top notch!

Homestar: Oh hey there, say there Bubs!

Bubs: Happy Halloween, Homestar!

Coach Z: Yeah! And I'm standing here!

Homestar: Just the essentials tonight, just the essentials. A 50 gallon drum of bleach...

Bubs: Check.

Homestar: ...and a 50 gallon drum of saw blades...

Bubs: Sounds good.

Homestar: ...and a 50 gallon drum of body bags.

Bubs: Reasonable.

Homestar: Boy Homestar, you've got this. These guys don't expect a thing! Just order these last few everyday items and we're in the clear! Um... I need a... twelve-pack of cold ones, and um... a dozen maple bismarcks I DON'T KNOW WHAT BISMARCKS ARE I KILLED POM POM.

Bubs: Simmer down Homestar, we've all made quote unquote mistakes.

Coach Z: Yeah, who hasn't slipped up and enganged in a little, quote unquote, pre-meditated murder in cold blood. Am I right?

Homestar: So what do I do now?

Bubs: You need to establish an alibi!

Coach Z: Yeah, with witnesses! And if you's can swing it, wetnesses!

Homestar: Okay, I can do that, I can do that, I can do that, I can do that-

Bubs: Homestar!

Homestar: Yep, sorry, got it, pweow!

Bubs: Good kid, that Homestar... should we light him up?

Coach Z: Absalortly!

cut to the castle

King Of Town: Gah, I keep telling you Poopsmith, I didn't do it, stop acting like my dad!

Homestar: {talking into a "burner" phone"} What? Yeah, I've been here all the live-long day. At the KOT's castle, or as I like to call it, alibi city. Who? Pom Pom? Never heard of him! Sounds like someone who is still alive, though. Okay corroborating witness, bye!

Easter Eggs

Fun Facts

Explanations

A burner phone is a phone generally used to conduct illegal business, with the intent being to not have the phone be able to be tracked back to the owner.

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 ==Transcript==
+{{transcriptinprogress|Kinda Long Hair}}
+'''Homestar:''' Oh man Pom Pom, this Halloween is gonna be the Christmas ball! Hot tricks, cool treats, good friends, and MURDER!
+'''Pom Pom:''' bubbles
+'''Homestar:''' What? Murder? Nah, that doesn't sound like something I would say. I was probably talking about the crazy cool air, the falling leaves settling, the MURDER!
+'''Pom Pom:''' bubbles
+'''Homestar:''' Nah man, you're hearing things, I was just talking about MURDER. And like this time of years there's sometimes a little bit of MURDER, and maybe a little bit of MURDER. I would never say anything about- WAH! Murder! Pom Pom! What happened? Did you get popped? Say a few bubbles! You can't be dead! You're my only friend and concubine! Oh I should really look up what that word means!
+'''Strong Bad:''' Woah, what manner of stitch witchery have I stumbled upon this Hallows-eve?
+'''Homestar:''' Oh Strong Bad, I think my evil jealous side secretly killed Pom Pom without even telling my dopey lovable side!
+'''Strong Bad:''' Okay, Homestar. Unckie Strong Bad is gonna help you get through this. Now, tell me exactly what happened.
+'''Homestar:''' Well, it all started 117 days ago...
+A sign pops up that say four hours later. Cut back to The Field at night, with Strong Bad and Homestar in costume.
+'''Homestar:''' ...and I turned back around, and there was a puddle of Pom Pom at my feet!
+'''Strong Bad:''' And no one else saw anything?
+'''Homestar:''' No one! Well, there was that inflatable pumpkin, but I'm pretty sure he said he had a previous engagement. Man, I like that pumpkin. I should really get his phone number.
+'''Strong Bad:''' Well, it definitely sounds like you killed Pom Pom. First thing you need to do is dispose of the body. Here, go to Bubs' and get everything on this laminated murder cover-up check list. Plus a twelver of Cold Ones and a dozen Maple Bismarck's. For the cover up. Than meet me back at my basement.
+'''Homestar:''' Thanks Strong Bad, you're a real cartoon pall!
+'''Strong Bad:''' Oh, this is gonna be a real good night.
+cut to Bubs' Concession Stand
+ '''Bubs:''' Heh heh, I'd like to see those teenagers try to egg the concession stand this year, now that I own an ostrich farm!
+'''Coach Z:''' Boy I'll say! And these Pina Colladas are top notch!
+'''Homestar:''' Oh hey there, say there Bubs!
+'''Bubs:''' Happy Halloween, Homestar!
+'''Coach Z:''' Yeah! And I'm standing here!
+'''Homestar:''' Just the essentials tonight, just the essentials. A 50 gallon drum of bleach...
+'''Bubs:''' Check.
+'''Homestar:''' ...and a 50 gallon drum of saw blades...
+'''Bubs:''' Sounds good.
+'''Homestar:''' ...and a 50 gallon drum of body bags.
+'''Bubs:''' Reasonable.
+'''Homestar:''' Boy Homestar, you've got this. These guys don't expect a thing! Just order these last few everyday items and we're in the clear! Um... I need a... twelve-pack of cold ones, and um... a dozen maple bismarcks I DON'T KNOW WHAT BISMARCKS ARE I KILLED POM POM.
+'''Bubs:''' Simmer down Homestar, we've all made quote unquote mistakes.
+'''Coach Z:''' Yeah, who hasn't slipped up and enganged in a little, quote unquote, pre-meditated murder in cold blood. Am I right?
+'''Homestar:''' So what do I do now?
+'''Bubs:''' You need to establish an alibi!
+'''Coach Z:''' Yeah, with witnesses! And if you's can swing it, wetnesses!
+'''Homestar:''' Okay, I can do that, I can do that, I can do that, I can do that-
+'''Bubs:''' Homestar!
+'''Homestar:''' Yep, sorry, got it, pweow!
+'''Bubs:''' Good kid, that Homestar... should we light him up?
+'''Coach Z:''' Absalortly!
+cut to the castle
+'''King Of Town:''' Gah, I keep telling you Poopsmith, I didn't do it, stop acting like my dad!
+'''Homestar:''' ''{talking into a "burner" phone"}'' What? Yeah, I've been here all the live-long day. At the KOT's castle, or as I like to call it, alibi city. Who? Pom Pom? Never heard of him! Sounds like someone who is still alive, though. Okay corroborating witness, bye!
 ==Easter Eggs==
 ==Fun Facts==
+===Explanations===
+*A burner phone is a phone generally used to conduct illegal business, with the intent being to not have the phone be able to be tracked back to the owner.
 ==External Links==

I Killed Pom Pom

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