I Killed Pom Pom
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| - | + | '''Bubs:''' Heh heh, I'd like to see those teenagers try to egg the concession stand this year, now that I own an ostrich farm! | |
'''Coach Z:''' Boy I'll say! And these Pina Colladas are top notch! | '''Coach Z:''' Boy I'll say! And these Pina Colladas are top notch! | ||
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'''King Of Town:''' Gah, I keep telling you Poopsmith, I didn't do it, stop acting like my dad! | '''King Of Town:''' Gah, I keep telling you Poopsmith, I didn't do it, stop acting like my dad! | ||
| - | '''Homestar:''' ''{talking into a "burner" phone"}'' What? Yeah, I've been here all the live-long day. At the KOT's castle, or as I like to call it, alibi city. Who? Pom Pom? Never heard of him! Sounds like someone who is still alive, though. Okay corroborating witness, bye! | + | '''Homestar:''' ''{talking into a "burner" phone"}'' What? Yeah, I've been here all the live-long day. At the KOT's castle, or as I like to call it, alibi city. Who? Pom Pom? Never heard of him! Sounds like someone who is still alive, though. Okay corroborating witness, bye! Click! |
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| + | '''King Of Town:''' Ahem! | ||
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| + | '''Homestar:''' Oh! Hey Can Of Town, Tootsmith, you guys hear that legitimate conversation I was just having? ''So'' legitimate. | ||
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| + | '''King Of Town:''' So you've been hear at the castle all day? | ||
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| + | '''Homestar:''' Yep! Right here! Innocent as charged! | ||
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| + | '''King Of Town:''' Ah-ha! I told you I didn't eat your pile of whatsit! It was him! | ||
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| + | '''Homestar:''' Oh crap... litteral crap... | ||
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| + | poopsmith looks menacing | ||
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| + | '''Homestar:''' Ah! Objection! Leading the witness! ''{runs off}'' | ||
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| + | ''{cut to The Basement. Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat, and Pom Pom are sitting around.}'' | ||
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| + | '''Strong Bad:''' ...and he totally thinks the inflatable pumpkin is you, Pom Pom! | ||
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| + | '''Pom Pom:''' bubbles | ||
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| + | '''Strong Bad:''' He also tried to get its phone number, which is more than a little weird. | ||
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| + | '''Homestar:''' Unkie Strong Bad, I need more help! | ||
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| + | '''Strong Bad:''' Pom Pom, quick, hide! | ||
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| + | '''Pom Pom:''' bubbles | ||
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| + | '''Homestar:''' Things have gone downhill, not only did I murder Pom Pom, it's also on record that I ate fifteen hundred pounds of crap. | ||
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| + | '''Strong Mad:''' ''laughs'' | ||
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| + | '''The Cheat:''' ''laughs'' | ||
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| + | '''Strong Bad:''' ''(laughing)'' Oh ho, stifle a laugh. Well, you know what you gotta do now, don't you? | ||
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| + | '''Homestar:''' I will literally do whatever comes out of that sweet rectangular mouth next. | ||
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| + | '''Strong Bad:''' Uh, in that case, you gotta get me... sixteen dozen maple bismarcks. | ||
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| + | '''Homestar:''' Done! | ||
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| + | '''Strong Bad:''' These are collaches, I said bismarks! | ||
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| + | '''Strong Bad:''' ''{eating}'' Now thats more like it! Now you gotta find a patsy and pin that murder on him like a corsage on a puffy-dressed prom date! | ||
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| + | '''Homestar:''' You mean like with a lot of blood and them going, "Ow, ow, Homestar, ow, quit it, I'm not going to prom with you anymore! And I hate Bennigan's!" | ||
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| + | '''Strong Bad:''' Yeah, something like that. Now go stash Pom Pom's body at their house! | ||
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| + | '''Homestar:''' But who am I supposed to pin this murder on? | ||
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| + | '''Strong Bad:''' The most unsuspecting saps you can find... | ||
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| + | ''{Cut to Marzipan's house. Strong Sad is sitting on the couch}'' | ||
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| + | '''Strong Sad:''' ''{hisses}'' | ||
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| + | ''{Marzipan walks in.}'' | ||
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| + | '''Marzipan:''' Hey Strong Sad, there's a bad horror movie on. Wanna make snappy comments and obscure references while we watch it? | ||
==Easter Eggs== | ==Easter Eggs== | ||
Revision as of 00:51, 31 October 2014
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Homestar tries to cover up his "murder" of Pom Pom.
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Pom Pom, Strong Bad, Bubs, Coach Z, The King of Town, The Poopsmith, Homsar (Easter egg), Strong Mad, The Cheat, Strong Sad, Marzipan.
Places: The Field, Bubs' Concession Stand, The King of Town's castle, Basement of the Brothers Strong, Marzipan's House.
Contents |
Transcript
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Homestar: Oh man Pom Pom, this Halloween is gonna be the Christmas ball! Hot tricks, cool treats, good friends, and MURDER!
Pom Pom: bubbles
Homestar: What? Murder? Nah, that doesn't sound like something I would say. I was probably talking about the crazy cool air, the falling leaves settling, the MURDER!
Pom Pom: bubbles
Homestar: Nah man, you're hearing things, I was just talking about MURDER. And like this time of years there's sometimes a little bit of MURDER, and maybe a little bit of MURDER. I would never say anything about- WAH! Murder! Pom Pom! What happened? Did you get popped? Say a few bubbles! You can't be dead! You're my only friend and concubine! Oh I should really look up what that word means!
Strong Bad: Woah, what manner of stitch witchery have I stumbled upon this Hallows-eve?
Homestar: Oh Strong Bad, I think my evil jealous side secretly killed Pom Pom without even telling my dopey lovable side!
Strong Bad: Okay, Homestar. Unckie Strong Bad is gonna help you get through this. Now, tell me exactly what happened.
Homestar: Well, it all started 117 days ago... A sign pops up that say four hours later. Cut back to The Field at night, with Strong Bad and Homestar in costume.
Homestar: ...and I turned back around, and there was a puddle of Pom Pom at my feet!
Strong Bad: And no one else saw anything?
Homestar: No one! Well, there was that inflatable pumpkin, but I'm pretty sure he said he had a previous engagement. Man, I like that pumpkin. I should really get his phone number.
Strong Bad: Well, it definitely sounds like you killed Pom Pom. First thing you need to do is dispose of the body. Here, go to Bubs' and get everything on this laminated murder cover-up check list. Plus a twelver of Cold Ones and a dozen Maple Bismarck's. For the cover up. Than meet me back at my basement.
Homestar: Thanks Strong Bad, you're a real cartoon pall!
Strong Bad: Oh, this is gonna be a real good night. cut to Bubs' Concession Stand
Bubs: Heh heh, I'd like to see those teenagers try to egg the concession stand this year, now that I own an ostrich farm!
Coach Z: Boy I'll say! And these Pina Colladas are top notch!
Homestar: Oh hey there, say there Bubs!
Bubs: Happy Halloween, Homestar!
Coach Z: Yeah! And I'm standing here!
Homestar: Just the essentials tonight, just the essentials. A 50 gallon drum of bleach...
Bubs: Check.
Homestar: ...and a 50 gallon drum of saw blades...
Bubs: Sounds good.
Homestar: ...and a 50 gallon drum of body bags.
Bubs: Reasonable.
Homestar: Boy Homestar, you've got this. These guys don't expect a thing! Just order these last few everyday items and we're in the clear! Um... I need a... twelve-pack of cold ones, and um... a dozen maple bismarcks I DON'T KNOW WHAT BISMARCKS ARE I KILLED POM POM.
Bubs: Simmer down Homestar, we've all made quote unquote mistakes.
Coach Z: Yeah, who hasn't slipped up and enganged in a little, quote unquote, pre-meditated murder in cold blood. Am I right?
Homestar: So what do I do now?
Bubs: You need to establish an alibi!
Coach Z: Yeah, with witnesses! And if you's can swing it, wetnesses!
Homestar: Okay, I can do that, I can do that, I can do that, I can do that-
Bubs: Homestar!
Homestar: Yep, sorry, got it, pweow!
Bubs: Good kid, that Homestar... should we light him up?
Coach Z: Absalortly!
cut to the castle
King Of Town: Gah, I keep telling you Poopsmith, I didn't do it, stop acting like my dad!
Homestar: {talking into a "burner" phone"} What? Yeah, I've been here all the live-long day. At the KOT's castle, or as I like to call it, alibi city. Who? Pom Pom? Never heard of him! Sounds like someone who is still alive, though. Okay corroborating witness, bye! Click!
King Of Town: Ahem!
Homestar: Oh! Hey Can Of Town, Tootsmith, you guys hear that legitimate conversation I was just having? So legitimate.
King Of Town: So you've been hear at the castle all day?
Homestar: Yep! Right here! Innocent as charged!
King Of Town: Ah-ha! I told you I didn't eat your pile of whatsit! It was him!
Homestar: Oh crap... litteral crap...
poopsmith looks menacing
Homestar: Ah! Objection! Leading the witness! {runs off}
{cut to The Basement. Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat, and Pom Pom are sitting around.}
Strong Bad: ...and he totally thinks the inflatable pumpkin is you, Pom Pom!
Pom Pom: bubbles
Strong Bad: He also tried to get its phone number, which is more than a little weird.
Homestar: Unkie Strong Bad, I need more help!
Strong Bad: Pom Pom, quick, hide!
Pom Pom: bubbles
Homestar: Things have gone downhill, not only did I murder Pom Pom, it's also on record that I ate fifteen hundred pounds of crap.
Strong Mad: laughs
The Cheat: laughs
Strong Bad: (laughing) Oh ho, stifle a laugh. Well, you know what you gotta do now, don't you?
Homestar: I will literally do whatever comes out of that sweet rectangular mouth next.
Strong Bad: Uh, in that case, you gotta get me... sixteen dozen maple bismarcks.
Homestar: Done!
Strong Bad: These are collaches, I said bismarks!
Strong Bad: {eating} Now thats more like it! Now you gotta find a patsy and pin that murder on him like a corsage on a puffy-dressed prom date!
Homestar: You mean like with a lot of blood and them going, "Ow, ow, Homestar, ow, quit it, I'm not going to prom with you anymore! And I hate Bennigan's!"
Strong Bad: Yeah, something like that. Now go stash Pom Pom's body at their house!
Homestar: But who am I supposed to pin this murder on?
Strong Bad: The most unsuspecting saps you can find...
{Cut to Marzipan's house. Strong Sad is sitting on the couch}
Strong Sad: {hisses}
{Marzipan walks in.}
Marzipan: Hey Strong Sad, there's a bad horror movie on. Wanna make snappy comments and obscure references while we watch it?
Easter Eggs
Click on the Poopsmith's shovel to see Homsar.
Fun Facts
Explanations
- A burner phone is a phone generally used to conduct illegal business, with the intent being to not have the phone be able to be tracked back to the owner.
External Links
- watch "I Killed Pom Pom" on the old Flash site
- view the Flash file for "I Killed Pom Pom"
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