Arrow'd Guy
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Arrow'd Guy is the tormenter of the members of the Teen Girl Squad. His many professions include an archer, a truck driver, owner of a Pan-Asian Cuisine stand, a brain mech pilot, ship captain, two judges and a play critic. Oddly, the character's name is never given in the actual cartoons. The name many fans have adopted for this character is "Man With The Huge Mouth" or something of the like. However, he is identified as the Arrow'd Guy is on the Store's caption for the Everybody Everybody Poster.
Appearances
- Issue 1: In his first appearance, he ARROWED The Ugly One, right after she admitted to having a crush on every boy.
- Issue 2: He doesn't actually kill one of the members, but runs over So and So's new boyfriend, No I In Team Boy, with a CHILDREN truck.
- Issue 3: He sells The Ugly One three spring rolls loaded with MSG, destroying her "stomach lining."
- Issue 4: After Cheerleader gets denied by Quarterback, who tells her to get some brains, he CEREBELLUMs her with a giant brain mech.
- Issue 5: He's helming a sailboat, the S.S. Inevitable, that SAILING MISHAPs Cheerleader in half.
- Decemberween Teen Girl Squad: He doesn't kill anyone, but is two out of three judges when the girls jump into the lion's mouth. The Ugly One is TWO'D and Cheerleader gets '3 noses?'.
- Issue 7: The entire Squad falls into his mouth as they reminisce their pre-K days.
- Issue 8: Although he does not explicitly appear, Mrs. So-and-so-erson (So and So's stepmom), who seems to be the Arrow'd Guy, yells at the girls and pours "Ranch Dress" on The Ugly One (STEP-MOMMED!!!).
- Issue 9: Throws a spear at So and So, killing her and injuring the animated Port-O-John behind her.
- 404 page: He "404s" The Ugly One. It's the same as the Issue #1 attack except The Ugly One says "OW! my browser!", and "ARROWED!!!" is missing.
- HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!'s Teen Girl Squad Sample, he appeared as a fairy and GOOD DRAWINGED The Wheelchair.
- Issue 10: He tries to ARROWED II The Ugly One, but is stopped by Strong Bad, who then redraws the scene.
Arrow'd Guy at Work
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| Teen Girl Squad | |
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| Characters | Main: Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One Gregs: Sci-Fi Greg, D n' D Greg, Open Source Greg, Japanese Culture Greg Minor: Arrow'd Guy, The Birds, Brainkrieg, Fighting Growlbacks, Manolios, Mr. Pitters, Mrs. Commanderson, Olympic Man and Coach, Peacey P, Quarterman, she likes cloth, Thomas, Tompkins |
| Issues | Main: Issue 1, Issue 2, Issue 3, Issue 4, Issue 5, Issue 6, Issue 7, Issue 8, Issue 8½, Issue 9, Issue 10, Issue 11, Issue 12, Issue 13, Issue 14, Issue 15 SBCG4AP: Homestar Ruiner, Cave Girl Squad, Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen Toons: 4 Gregs, Decomposing Pumpkins |
| Miscellaneous | Locations, Costumes, Theme Song, Fangs, -'d, Ow! My X!, Captioned Transitions |
| Other | Teen Girl Squad Deaths, 404'd, Neon 404'd, Teen Girl Squadcast |
