Punkin Show
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Homestar hosts a pumpkin carving game show.
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner
Pumpkins depicted (in order of first appearance): Coach Z's logo from redesign, Homestar Runner, Thy Dungeonman, Strong Bad, Striped Green Rabbit, Peacey P, Bubs, Bubs' Concession Stand, Homestar Jr.
Places: The Show
Date: Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Running Time: 1:46
Page Title: Climb Aboard the Style Train
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Transcript
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{A crowd cheers with semi-enthusiasm.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Welcome back, gentlemadies! Without further Mountain Dew, let's get this style train a-rollin'!
{A short tune plays in the background. Cut to a close-up on Homestar}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: First up, brand-new for 2009—
{Cut to a slideshow with flashing lights around the edge and the words "Fadey Screen!" in the background. A image of a pumpkin with Coach Z's logo from redesign carved into it comes from the left of the screen.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: —it's the 2006 Coach Z logo!
{The crowd cheers again as music plays.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Let's go to the ding board for that one.
{Cut to a board with three flipping panels that together form an image of a large blue ribbon. Across the top panel is the word "Ding!". The middle panel rotates to reveal "3rd Style!" as it dings.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Third Style!
{An "Ahh..." rises from the crowd. Cut back to Homestar.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: If our next pumpkin answers insurrectly, it'll win a trip to—
{The next pumpkin is revealed; it's a shouting, wingaling Homestar Runner with angry eyebrows. The crowd begins to cheer.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: —Angry Homestar Between Two Mountains!
{Cut back to Homestar.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Everyone, please give a warm hand to our next guest pumpkin—
{The Fadey Screen shows a pumpkin of Thy Dungeonman holding up a bag of candy instead of ye flask. The words ">get ye candy" are carved across the top. The lights flicker out and the glowy inside of the pumpkin is visible.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Thy {pronounced like "thigh"} Dungeonman.
{"Aw yeah.." is heard from the crowd along with clapping. Cut to the Ding Board.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ding board says—
{The middle panel flips to reveal "ACAPULCO".}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Acapulco!
{The crowd oohs. Cut back to the Fadey Screen.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: While this pumpkin—
{A picture of a painted Strong Bad pumpkin with yellow smoke emanating from its mouth and eyes appears. Near it is a bottle labeled "Very Hot Ones"}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: —features fine European yellow smoke, I'm sorry—
{Cut to Homestar. He looks mildly upset.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: —no paint daubs.
{A buzzer is heard as "NO PAINT DAUBS!" appears in red in front of Homestar.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ladies look out for our next bachelor pumpkin—
{cut to fadey screen, and the Striped Green Rabbit from New Boots is carved in a pumpkin.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: —a striped green rabbit with two butts!
{cut to a close-up of Homestar, who looks embarassed}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Our next pumpkin may contain material that is unsuitable for childrens:
{cut to a poorly sculpted pumpkin with Homestar's face carved on it, which speaks}
CREEPY PUMPKIN HOMESTAR: {in a nasaly voice} HELLO HOMESTAR, THANKS FOR HAVING ME—
HOMESTAR: {cutting in hastily} I'm sorry, we're all out of time— ding board?
{the ding board displays "DONG!"}
HOMESTAR: Dong!
{cut to Homestar, who looks annoyed}
HOMESTAR: Next time,
{cut to a pumpkin with Peacey P and his logo painted on it}
HOMESTAR: please phrase your pumpkin in the form of
{cut back to Homestar}
HOMESTAR: NO PAINT DAUBS!
{"NO PAINT DAUBS" reappears in front of Homestar, with the buzzer.}
HOMESTAR: And finally, everybody in today's audience
{cut to a pumpkin with the Homestarmy "logo" and "founder"}
HOMESTAR: gets have to give me five bucks! {"FIVE BUCKS!" appears as Homestar says it.}
{Crowd gives a very dissastified cheer; cut to Homestar}
HOMESTAR: Until next time, as always;
{"Chant Words Together" title appears}
Crowd: CHANT! WORDS! TOGETHER!"
{cuts back to the Fadey Screen, which displays a pumpkin shaped like Bubs' Stand}
HOMESTAR: {quickly} Homestar's wardrobe is furnished by Bubs' Concession Stand
{cut to a pumpkin shaped like Bubs inside a pumpkin Bubs' Stand}
HOMESTAR: and Scary Bubs' Concession Stand.
{cut to a Homestar Jr. pumpkin}
HOMESTAR: Today's show is brought to you by the Homestar Jr.
{cut to a pumpkin being painted behind a no circle, labeled "Council Against Paint Daubs"}
HOMESTAR: And the Council Against Paint Daubs.
{cut to the end screen with the names of the contest winners.}
Fun Facts
Remarks
- The FeedBurner Page shows a pumpkin of Strong Bad eating what appears to be a small Strong Sad pumpkin, not seen in the toon.
Inside References
- The page title contains style. Also, the Coach Z logo pumpkin gets "3rd Style".
- Homestar hosts another variant of The Show.
- The ribbons were first seen in Pumpkin Carve-nival, also a pumpkin contest toon.
- The Coach Z logo is from redesign.
- Homestar mentions Mountain Dew.
- "Chant Words Together" was also mentioned in Non-Sequitur Champion.
- "Gentlemadies" is another Portmanteau.
- The striped green rabbit with two butts is from New Boots
- The show is sponsored by Homestar Jr.
Real-World References
- Homestar says "ding-board says", which is similar to "survey says", a famous line from Family Feud.
- "Please phrase your pumpkin in the form of" is a reference to Jeopardy!, where contestants must phrase their response in the form of a question.
- Homestar calling the Striped Green Rabbit as the next bachelor is a reference to The Dating Game.
- Acapulco is a real city in Mexico which was previously referenced in privileges.
