@StrongBadActual Tweets 2020 Dec

This Tweet is a reply to @tcy_alex, who replied to the new epoch Tweet asking if new.homestarrunner.com was being abandoned.

This Tweet is a reply to @BraOfNachos, who noted the lack of a Scroll Button Song on the Strong Bad Email Menu.

This Tweet is a reply to @ryandangeremma, who quoted the "aggressively pointing" Tweet saying it felt like the end of an era and posting a picture of the under construction page at the time.

This Tweet is a reply to @candyman106, who replied to the Tweet announcing the Stinkoman 20X6 secret becoming public asking what that means.

This Tweet is a reply to @itmezaack, who replied to the previous Tweet asking what the fate of the website as a whole will be.

This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.

This Tweet is a reply to @Antipilor, who asked if a t-shirt was legitimate.

This Tweet is a reply to @MeanLevee, who replied to the previous Tweet with a photo of a Strong Bad plush with plush toys of Godzilla and Mothra.

This Tweet quotes @selene_shield, who posted a proof photo featuring a Strong Bad Talking Plush and a Fangamer pin.

This Tweet is a reply to @TheFinalDoctor, who replied to @PryinBrian's song, giving it the edge at risk of ticking off Strong Bad.

This Tweet is a reply to @WillWrambles, who replied to the previous Tweet and asked if the meeples were available for purchase on the store.

This Tweet is a reply to @WillWrambles, who asked why his Trodgor board game came with plastic miniatures but not meeples.

This Tweet is a reply to @Dawntk, whose daughter insisted on a tinsel-wrapped cram rod.

This Tweet is a reply to @explosion560, who replied to the Stinkoman Level 10 announcement and asked if there's a way to play Stinkoman 20X6 on controller.

This Tweet is a reply to @fretzl, who covered the theme from Stinkoman 20X6 Level 1 on guitar.

This Tweet is a reply to @shanhorandraws, who painted a scene of Strong Bad and The Cheat in the field with the Drive-Thru Whale.

Fun Facts

• "Studio Jibblies" refers to Japanese animation studio Studio Ghibli.

This Tweet links to the Crazy Go Nuts University T-shirt in Strong Bad's Specialty Shoppe.

This Tweet is a reply to @ResslerN, who responded to the prevous reply, interested in having a CGNU hoodie.

This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.

This Tweet quotes @ashley_wool's emotional performance of the CGNU fight song, which she claimed was from upcoming Broadway musical "CGNUsical" directed by Lem Sportsinterviews.

This Tweet is a reply to @sokdrawer, who thought Stinkoman 20X6 was broken upon encountering the Negative Zone-themed area in level 10.2.

This Tweet is a reply to @FilbiPott, who responded to previous Tweet asking for an "official American import" of Where's an Egg?.

Image Transcript

Introducing the Videlectrix Ultra FunMachine CD

Good graphics just got gooder.
CDs aren't just for music albums anymore. The brains at Videlectrix figured out a way to cram video games and 100% of their graphics onto a standard compact disc (CD). In fact, they crammed 27% MORE graphics on there. Also includes a Gametridge slot and disk drive for computer and TV video game compatability as well. Available in teak, walnut, maple, ash, and oak.
Videlectrix

This Tweet is a reply to @betweenvenus, who responded to the Tweet about re-enabling Flash, asking if they were working on preserving homestarrunner.com with a Flash emulator.

This Tweet is a reply to @Wyattman1O, who pointed Strong Bad to Ruffle as a way to keep homestarrunner.com alive.

This Tweet is a reply to @Jeffmakesgames1, who was unable to play Stinkoman 20X6 on his browser.

This Tweet is a reply to @RoyalRabbit_EXE, who responded to the level 10 announcement, suggesting a Stinkoman roguelike or Metroidvania.

This Tweet is a reply to @smoothmedia, who responded to the level 10 announcement, reporting a "plugin not supported" error.

This Tweet is a reply to the Tweet crediting Smallbu for the intro cinematic.

This Tweet links to Viking Guitar's Stinkoman 20X6 theme on YouTube.

This Tweet is a reply to the level 10 thread.

This Tweet is a reply to @larsiusprime, who quoted the thanks to jezzamonn asking if the game was coded in ActionScript 1.0, which would make it easier to convert to Ruffle.

This Tweet is a reply to the level 10 thread.

This Tweet is a reply to the level 10 thread.

This Tweet is a reply to the level 10 thread.

This Tweet is a reply to the level 10 thread.

This Tweet is a reply to the level 10 thread.

This Tweet was pinned.

Video Transcript

See Stinkoman Level 10 Launch Trailer

This Tweet is a reply to @LaurenFaits, who mentioned drinking Mulled Ones, referring to something that happened at Candlenights.

This Tweet quotes @McElroyFamily's announcement of the Candlenights special. Strong Bad would later tweet the video of his segment from the special on 10 December 2021.

This Tweet is a reply to @Knight81, who posted a photo of his baby with the Fangamer Trogdor tee and Talkin' Strong Bad doll.

This Tweet is a reply to @SamGreszes, who responded to the previous reply with shock.

This Tweet is a reply to @SamGreszes, who compared Stinkoman 20X6 to other long-awaited video games, calling it the "most anticipated game of 2021".

This Tweet is a reply to @LorenzoSalas15, who replied to @bellestardust's photo of their Fangamer Trogdor tee, asking if it would be restocked.

This Tweet quotes @ThisIsBenSilver's animation of a Lego Strong Bad.

This Tweet is a reply to @Carni_Arcanum, who asked for a download link to the old wallpapers.

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This Tweet links to the line "something wonderful" from 2010: The Year We Make Contact on YouTube.

This Tweet is a reply to @Phyreburnz, who asked what would happen to homestarrunner.com after the death of Flash.

This Tweet is a reply to @TheWoundedMoose, who shared their child's drawing of a Homestar Runner-like figure driving a sleigh.

This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.

This Tweet is a reply to @OKdotGLASS, who responded to the Fangamer thread, requesting a Grape-Nuts Robot toy.

This Tweet is a reply to @CassandrusB and @RedCarConspiraC, who were debating in the comments of the FriendlyWare video about the "guess the secret number" game mechanic in Match.

This Tweet is a reply to another batch of Hero Forge characters by @BurgundySuit, including one of Senor Cardgage.

This Tweet is a reply to @pvbaudio's recreation of The Kerrek in Hero Forge.

This Tweet is a reply to @HuckleburyFlynn, who responded to the previous Tweet with a picture of Borgorroth of Coolswordorroth.

Fun Facts

• "The Chekt" was Strong Bad's hasty codename for The Cheat in a culinary context in the email secret recipes.

This Tweet quotes @BurgundySuit's collection of Homestar Runner characters recreated in Hero Forge.

This Tweet is a reply to @HeartingLeCarbs, who responded that the password "property" didn't work.

This Tweet is a reply to @HeartingLeCarbs, who responded to @JacobSteakfries's screenshot of strongbadallthetimesogreat.com, asking what site it was.

This Tweet is a reply to @_screenhog, who was surprised that he remembered the game in the video.

This Tweet is a reply to @Amijaw, who asked what the game in the video was.

This Tweet is a reply to @bingo1220288952, who asked for the password to strongbadallthetimesogreat.com.

This Tweet is a reply to @JacobSteakfries, who requested a hint for the password to strongbadallthetimesogreat.com.

This Tweet is a reply to @Joshstrangehill, who responded to the video saying he would be happy if all media were just Homestar Runner characters.

Video Transcript

{The game's screen reads, "Player #1, Please Enter Your First Name And Then Strike Enter Key".}

STRONG BAD: "Player 1, please enter your first name." {typing} Oldenbut. {hits enter, and a prompt for player 2 appears below}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: "Player 2, please enter your first name." You know I gotta go with my all-time favorite, {typing} Bernau. {hits enter}

{The screen briefly reads "One Moment While I Generate A Game Board", then a game board consisting of eight rows (numbered 1 to 8) and five columns (lettered A to E) prints. A prompt reads, "BERNAU , What Is Your FIRST Choice?" A message at the bottom of the screen reads "Strike <F10> To Leave This Game".}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: "Bernau, what is your first choice?" I'm going with D7.

{Space D7 is revealed to be ROLEX CAMERA, worth $90.00. The prompt now asks for Bernau's second choice.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ooh, a Rolex camera! I know they're trying to fool me, but I know the match is at D8.

{D8 is revealed to be 6 PACK/COORS. The message reads, "SORRY BERNAU , But No Match". The board resets and Oldenbut is prompted for his first choice.}

STRONG BAD: "Oldenbut, what is your first choice?" Let's go over here to B6.

{B6 is VOLKSWAGEN, worth $5,500.00.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {The Show announcing voice} A horrible Volkswagen! {singing The Show theme} Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo!

STRONG BAD: Shut up. Uh, this thing's definitely at D4.

{D4 is MOBILE HOME.}

STRONG BAD: Mobile home?!

{The board resets; Bernau is asked for his first choice.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I'm going with A4.

{A4 is GOLD RING, worth $300.00.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Gold ring! I betcha that increases my defense!

STRONG BAD: It's not that kind of a game, Homestar.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: They always try to fool me—I'm going with A5.

{A5 is TRIP TO JAPAN.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Trip to Japan!

{The board resets; Oldenbut is asked for his first choice.}

STRONG BAD: Ugh. Are you always just gonna check the one right below the one you just picked?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yes ma'am.

STRONG BAD: A2.

{A2 is 6 PACK/COORS, worth $3.15.}

STRONG BAD: {excited} Six-pack of cold ones! It was over there, at D8!

{D8 is 6 PACK/COORS. The prompt reads, "ALLRIGHT, A Match !! OLDENBUT, For $3.15 In Prizes, Guess My Secret Number <10 to 99>".}

STRONG BAD: Nice! "Oldenbut, for {laughing a little} three dollars and fifteen cents in prizes" — ooh! That's a cheap six-pack! — "guess my secret number, 10 to 99." You know I gotta go with 54.

{54 is "Sorry, Too High. But Still Your Turn."}

STRONG BAD: Still too high?

{The board now has spaces A2 and D8 missing. Oldenbut is prompted for his first choice.}

STRONG BAD: Okay, I get to go again. Uh, B6.

{B6 is VOLKSWAGEN, worth $5,500.00.}

STRONG BAD: That Volkswagen. Did I already do that?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singsong} I'm not telling!

STRONG BAD: {pained} What if Homestar's right and it's the one right below it? Aaagh, you got in my head!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {smoothly} That's what I do, Strong Bad. It's allll mind games.

STRONG BAD: I'm doing it! B7!

{B7 is FRIENDLYWARE.}

STRONG BAD: D'awh! Friendlyware?!

{The board resets; Bernau is asked for his first choice.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ooh, now I know what that is. B7...

{B7 is FRIENDLYWARE, worth $49.95.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: And E7.

{E7 is FRIENDLYWARE. Bernau is asked to guess the computer's secret number for $49.95 in prizes.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ding ding ding ding ding! "Bernau, guess my secret number, 10 to 99!" Uh, 23.

{A message reads "Congratulations BERNAU You WIN !!!" before every space on the board is revealed and the message changes to "Strike Any Key To See Your Prizes".}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: "Congratulations Bernau! You win!"

STRONG BAD: What the crap?! You can just guess a stupid number and win the game?! Aw man. I coulda won a Betamax, a brick home, whatever a Tampa Nugget is... and a turkey farm!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey, check it out! The MX-80 printer actually followed my double-up style!

STRONG BAD: {emotional} You cheated me out of my turkey farm, Homestar! Least I got my six-pack of cold ones.

This Tweet is a reply to @neumaverick, who posted a video of his new Talkin' Strong Bad doll.

This Tweet is a reply to @NGinger404's Coach Z fanart.

This Tweet is a reply to @kitfm, who replied to the merchulism Tweet requesting to bring back the "it's dot com" T-shirt.

This Tweet quotes @fhqwhpods's compilation of completed CGNU applications.

Fun Facts

• Apocalypse Strong Sad drawing from your funeral was sent by HRWiki user Elcool.

This Tweet is a reply to @Xcogitaire, who provided a colorful description of Lego Strong Bad as a "long-necked alien Strong Bad".

This Tweet is a reply to @tylaaaaaaaaaaar, who responded to the "not a cent" Tweet, saying that that seemed "not great".

This Tweet is a reply to @Intonyeon, who responded to the previous reply saying they wished Telltale would "be cool" with The Brothers Chaps again.

This Tweet is a reply to @cybsqd, whose Talkin' Strong Bad was not talking.

This Tweet is a reply to @Intonyeon, who noted the return of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People to stores and asked if Strong Bad would get any money from it.

This Tweet is a reply to @gamegrumps11287, who posted a screenshot of a Strong Bad Talkin' Plush being resold for $200 by a scammer.

This Tweet is a reply to @jordanpaley, who replied to the previous Tweet and asked if Trogdor!! The Board Game would be restocked for Decemberween.

This Tweet was pinned.

This Tweet is a reply to @jlbesq, who quoted the previous Tweet and explained that the inverted Trogsign symbolized burninating the ruling class.

This Tweet quotes @Marshalofthelaw, who shared a photo of his homemade Marshie ornament with a halo and angel wings.

This Tweet is a reply to @WillWrambles, who asked for "Crystal Fortress" to be released for streaming.

Fun Facts

• Sharon Jones was an American soul and funk singer and the lead singer of Sharon Jones & The Dap-Kings.
• Crystal Fortress was a 2008 collaboration between Strong Bad and They Might Be Giants.

This Tweet links to "Brother in a Jar" by Strong Bad on Songwhip.

This Tweet is a reply to @ThisisJCGreen, who reminded @ariberson97 that the jar is for Strong Bad's death, referring to the email your funeral.

This Tweet is a reply to @wilkening, who posted a picture of a The Cheatlike slice of bread.

This Tweet is a reply to @ariberson97, who asked if they should transfer their new Talkin' Strong Bad doll into a jar.

This Tweet is a reply to @FatherTitan, who posted a photo of his Talkin' Strong Bad doll, noting its "glaring lack of Tape Leg".

This Tweet is a reply to the prarie province Tweet.

Video Transcript

{Puppet Homestar Runner is outside the Granite Curling Club. It is snowing.}

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Granite Curling Club. I don't know what this place is about. {exits to the right}

{Cut to inside, where Homestar is watching two men curl in the background.}

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: {voice echoing} Hurry hard! {singing} Saskatchewan! {sings incomprehensibly} another one! Saskatchewan! {no longer singing} Hurry hard! Alberta!

This Tweet is a reply to @comtar, who again replied to the previous Tweet and shared a photo of the Strong Bad doll posing next to a miniature Christmas tree.

This Tweet is a reply to @comtar, who replied to the previous Tweet, having found the words "NICE TRY" on the doll.

This Tweet is a reply to @comtar again, who was suprised to hear that the doll had secrets.

Fun Facts

• Strong Bad's joke about the tab key refers to an easy method of finding clickable Easter eggs in Flash cartoons.

This Tweet quotes @daveewave, who edited Homestar Runner's face onto a map of Manitoba.

This Tweet is a reply to @comtar, who posted a photo of his new Talkin' Strong Bad doll.

This Tweet is a reply to @KrizziLindberg, whose top artist on his Spotify "2020 Wrapped" list was Strong Bad, with Neutral Milk Hotel coming second.

This Tweet is a reply to @mommymidcentury, who responded to the "no new special content" Tweet, asking if the old DVDs contained Easter eggs and commentary.

This Tweet is a reply to @basscomm, who replied to a now-deleted Tweet that presumably suggested Stinkoman 20X6 Level 10 would not come out.

This Tweet is a reply to @AmbientVirus, who quoted the six-disc set announcement Tweet said it would be worth buying the Strong Bad Email disc set if it had new special content.

This Tweet links to the Ruffle video from November 20.

This Tweet is a reply to @Seglegs, who replied to the previous Tweet and said that Strong Bad had been "awfully quiet" about the Ruffle project.

This Tweet quotes @NerdRage42, who commented that she wished Flash could be saved on a "historical building status" because of Homestar Runner.