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This is a list of all the @StrongBadActual Tweets from March 2020.

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Text / Transcript Date / Link
This is proper distance learning!
This Tweet is a reply to @Gem_Ebisu, who thought a Strong Bad Email marathon served as a suitable "cultural history" lesson for her daughters.
31 Mar 2020


Total bootleg. Just wait for the real deal that's bout to drop.
This Tweet is a reply to @ryanreviews2000, who posted a screenshot of a music player playing "It's Vs. Its" by Strong Bad in response to the Rhythm N' Health Tweet.
30 Mar 2020


Not to be outdone by certain other toy companies, Cheap As Free Toys has released the full run of Cheat Commandos cartoons online! For free! As cheap! Including a rare laserdisc game!
This Tweet links to the Cheat Commandos playlist on YouTube.
30 Mar 2020


The majesty our colors deserve!
This Tweet is a reply to @grumblesmore, who responded to the fancied up flag Tweet with the QR code for the flag in Animal Crossing: New Horizons.
30 Mar 2020


Oh man! Custom Blubb-O's whale gyroids DLC!! Whentendo?!! When?!
This Tweet is a reply to @HaroSama, who shared a Drive-Thru whale design for Animal Crossing: New Horizons.
30 Mar 2020


Congratu-freaking-lations. Now remember me instead.
This Tweet is a reply to @TysonApostol, who Tweeted about having just remembered Homestar Runner.
28 Mar 2020


Beautiful!! With a turntable and tappa tippo flippo technology?!
This Tweet is a reply to @JustinSedlak, who posted a photo of a homemade Trogdor!! game board.
28 Mar 2020


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Waitaminute!! Why is Humidibot in the corner holding that axe?!!
This Tweet is a reply to @ThatWillyB, who posted a screenshot of an Animal Crossing character in a Strong Bad hoodie.
28 Mar 2020


Don't forget to listen to the Rulebook album with songs about the rules!
This Tweet links to the Trogdor!! The Board Game Rulebook EP playlist on YouTube.
This Tweet is a reply to @Barb_Mac68, who played the Trogdor board game while in quarantine and described the game as confusing.
28 Mar 2020


North American release vs UK I think.
This Tweet is a reply to @Klokwurk, who responded to the Axe of Rage Tweet wondering why the game was called Axe of Rage and not Barbarian II.
28 Mar 2020


yeah, did you not know what "in-progress" means? it means in the bathroom man!
This Tweet is a reply to @SpaceVikingPB, who responded to the previous Tweet asking if the audio was recorded in the bathroom.
28 Mar 2020


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For those asking about the progress of my "Strong Bad Plays Games and Makes You Watch" series. It's coming along! Here's a glimpse-in-progress!


Video Transcript

{Open on the title screen for Axe of Rage, which shows an axe-wielding warrior. Throughout the video, Strong Bad's voice is distant and echoes slightly, while metal music plays in the background.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Quick, Epyx employees! Run down to Muscle Beach and hire the cheapest Conan facsimile you can find! That we may trace him in glorious 16 colors!

{Flip to the copyright screen. It asks, "Do you want to use a joystick? (Y/N)"}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Whoa, look at... what appears to be a Gold Rush-era pickaxe, massacring the "E" in "Rage". Maybe "Pickaxe of Rage" wouldn't fit on the box.

{Gameplay begins. The axe wielder is on a primeval world with an erupting volcano, kicking a strange alien creature.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} That is not the type of bad guy I expected to find in this game. More like a sci-fi bad guy. From, like, Manhunter: New York. Boot! Boot! Boot! Who needs an axe? Boot!

{The sci-fi bad guy explodes in a cloud of purple smoke. The axe-wielder jumps over the river of lava.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Perfect track-and-field long jump form!

{The next screen appears with a flying bad guy.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Bah! Disgusting floating louse of rage.

{The axe-wielder falls into a pit.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Oh, well, apparently that was some sort of chasm.

{The axe-wielder respawns on the other side of the pit and begins kicking the monster.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} And not a smooshed, dead... Gila monster.

{Zoom in on the pit.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} That's what I thought it was. Those were pretty good graphics of a smooshed dead Gila monster.

{The pit is animated so that a head turns to face the viewer and speaks.}

GILA MONSTER: {Strong Bad voiceover} Ah'm not dead yet!

{Back to the game. The axe-wielder confronts a massive green caveman with a club.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Whoa, it's Blanka! Whoa! Geez! Turn around! Please turn around! Turn around! Get 'im! Something!

{The axe-wielder turns around, crouches and uses his axe.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Oh, there we go. Swipe low! Swipe low! Ooh, double axe handle! I love it! Whoa!

{The monster explodes in a puff of purple smoke.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} I turned him into a purple brain that got sucked into the ground.

{Another screen. The player is now a female sword-wielder and is confronting another flying bug, which explodes in purple smoke.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} I'll nit-comb you!

{The sword-wielder proceeds and enters a cave.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Whoa, into the cave!

{The sword-wielder is confronting another giant green caveman.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Wha—! Wait!

{The sword-wielder faints on the previous screen.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} So much... fairness. And knowing what's going on.

{The axe-wielder is now by a river of lava.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Okay. Here we go. Wait, what the... {the axe-wielder runs to the lava, but falls down when he gets too close} What, I'm not allowed to touch that? Is that supposed to be lava? Or like, a river of fire? That is clearly a red sidewalk.

{The axe-wielder reappears on the other side, where a giant purple dinosaur ambushes him and bites his head off.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Wah! That Barney-saur just ate my head and swallowed it whole! {The axe-wielder respawns on the lava and falls over as the metal music ends} That was awesome!

{End title card for Strong Bad's Disk 4 of 12.}

Fun Facts

28 Mar 2020


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You can use this fancied up one too!
This Tweet is a reply to @xReZinRipper95x, who shared the Strong Badian flag in response to @CecilyJisi's desire for one in Animal Crossing.
28 Mar 2020


I love ALL the awesome Animal Parsons art you guys have been sending me but OH STAUNCH! This one wins so far! I wanna terraform my whole ding dang deserted island into the kingdom of Peasantry!
This Tweet quotes @savageboredom, who posted a custom Trogdor design in Animal Crossing: New Horizons.
27 Mar 2020


That would rule. But I don't know any Scummy Vermonters or whatever that stands for so I don't know if it'll happen.
This Tweet is a reply to @orbitaltrans, who asked about the possibility of developing a ScummVM version of Peasant's Quest.
24 Mar 2020


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In order to help keep all you peoples safe, apply these earworms from the health-themed sequel to Rhythm N' Grammar directly to the ear canal.


Video Transcript

{A CD jewel case for Strong Bad's Rhythm N' Health is featured, which depicts Strongbadiophage next to a cartoon coronavirus with arms and angry eyes. The first song featured is "Cough Cloud".}

STRONG BAD: {singing} You stay out of my cough cloud, and I'll stay out of your cough cloud. And if I hear you start to cough loud, I'll put you into lockdown. And by that I mean I'll probably just punch you, and run off down the block now. You mountebank.

{Next song is "KIDS R GROSS".}

STRONG BAD: {singing} Kids are gross! They touch their butts, and then they touch their faces, then they come and touch us!

{Next song is "KIDS R GROSS (alt)".}

STRONG BAD: {singing, different tune} Kids are gross. They touch their butts. And then they touch their faces, then they come and touch us.

{Next song is "Girl, Let's Face It".}

STRONG BAD: {singing} Girl, let's face the facts directly. None of us have ever washed our hands correctly. Until now. And we're still screwing it up somehow. Despite explicit instructions.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Despite explicit instructions!

{As Homestar holds the last note, cut to Homestarmecium singing into a microphone. Strongbadiophage is also there.}

STRONGBADIOPHAGE: Hey, I said six feet!

HOMESTARMECIUM: Sorry, man.

{Homestarmecium shuffles away quickly. Six human feet grow out from various points on his body. The toes on all the feet wiggle.}

Fun Facts

  • This video alludes to the 2019โ€“21 COVID-19 pandemic and the safety precautions encouraged by the United States CDC, such as washing hands and avoiding close contact.
  • Strongbadiophage and Homestarmecium are the pre-middle school versions of Strong Bad and Homestar Runner, from Strong Bad's "doodle memory" in the email high school.
  • The tweet references "Strong Bad's Rhythm N' Grammar" from local news.
22 Mar 2020


I think it's the lost candy crossover The Tootsie-Kat!
This Tweet is a reply to @WillWrambles, who replied to the previous Tweet, saying that the dirt field was just BBC (Boring Brown Chocolate).
21 Mar 2020


I wanna eat this amazing playset render! Strong Badia's fallow furrows look like they're made outta delicious Tootsie!
This Tweet quotes @chair2theskull, who posted a render of a homemade Strong Badia playset.
21 Mar 2020


This is the saddest story! It sounds like one of them heartfelt Oscar winning animated shorts 'cept with no happy ending!! It needs a happy ending!!
This Tweet quotes @yawetag, who shared a story about losing a well-loved The Cheat figurine in a car accident.
20 Mar 2020


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Limozeen doing Brain Sister semi-unplugged in March '08. Now uncut and in slightly-better-than-postage-stamp-sized resolution! Feat. Gary "@murderwizard" Palaroncini on lead shred 'em ups with backup from Harry & Perry "@YachtRockRevue" Palaroncini!


Video Transcript

LARRY: Two, three, four!

{Music starts.}

LARRY: {singing}
Well she was only twenty-seventeen
She was a low-rez beauty queen
She was a...

GARY, PERRY & HARRY: {singing} Brain, brain, brain sister.

LARRY: Tryin'-a put a rock on me! She was a...

GARY, PERRY & HARRY: Brain, brain, brain sister.

LARRY: Texas Instruments all day!
Front row, science class
In gym, picked last
She was a...

GARY, PERRY & HARRY: Brain, brain, brain sister.

LARRY: Tryin'-a put a rock on me! She was a...

GARY, PERRY & HARRY: Brain, brain, brain sister.

LARRY: Texas Instruments all day!
And she remembers how they used to duet
And she remembers how they used to duet
And she remembers how they used to duet
And she remembers how they used to duet
Th'all think you know what I mean!

All right!

{Gary plays a solo.}

LARRY:
Well she was only twenty-seventeen!
She was a low-rez beauty queen!
She was a...

GARY, PERRY & HARRY: Brain, brain, brain sister.

LARRY: Tryin'-a put a rock on me! She was a...

GARY, PERRY & HARRY: Brain, brain, brain sister.

LARRY: Texas Instruments all day!
And she remembers how they used to duet
And she remembers how they used to duet
And she remembers how they used to duet
And she remembers how they used to duet
Th'all think you know what I mean!

{The song ends.}

LARRY: Oh yeah, all right. Oh y—

{They start playing again, then stop.}

LARRY: Oh yeah, ooh, all right, oh—

{They start playing again, then stop.}

LARRY: {irritably} Oh yeah.

Fun Facts

20 Mar 2020


It's his preferred archival method! He's figured out how to put leftover ham salad on laserdisc even!
This Tweet is a reply to @CSSDuke, who reposted @dvdmike's Laserdisc meme, asking if The Cheat "still got it on Laserdisc".
20 Mar 2020


I highly encourage this. Also don't forget those Chapdorks made like 90 short cartoons for Disney somehow a few years back. That oughta eat a couple hours:
This Tweet links to a Two More Eggs playlist on YouTube.
This Tweet is a reply to @TheAtticus, who wanted to "watch @StrongBadActual all day".

Fun Facts

20 Mar 2020


I would like to thank everyone for teaching me what the crap a vtuber is. I was just calling it "real-time simulated head wagglin for streamins." RTSHWFS (pronounced "rich wifes")
This Tweet is a reply to the previous reply.

Fun Facts

  • A VTuber, short for Virtual YouTuber, is an animated avatar used to represent a streamer in a video.
19 Mar 2020


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Technology test was not necessarily a complete failure. Lemme plug some more stuff into the Lappier and put more gameboys in the blender. That oughta do the trick.
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.

Video Transcript

{Open on the splash screen for "Edgar, King of All Streams", accompanied by Edgar's 8-bit jingle.}

{Cut to the title screen from Tass Times in Tonetown. Strong Bad's head is in the lower left corner, syncing loosely with his speech.}

STRONG BAD: {mumbling} Oh man, this is like... one of my greatest games that I ever played!

{Cut to the first screen of the game, where the player is in a bedroom. The description text, where not obscured by Strong Bad's head, reads:}

d > GO SOUTH.
e in a messy bedroom. Gramps was
the best housekeeper, even though
keeps a spotless laboratory.
t sits by the foot of the bed whining
ftly.

STRONG BAD: It's pretty great. {his head bounces} Boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing!

{The screen goes black, except for slivers to the right and bottom.}

STRONG BAD: I don't know what I'm doing!

{With a splat sound, cut to another Edgar screen that says "connection = VERY LOST". Text below reads "stream it down, son".}

Fun Facts

19 Mar 2020


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Not gonna lie. There's a good chance this is the subliminal reason the bauhaus font is all over homestarrunner.com.


Image Transcript

Tass Times in
Tonetownโ„ข

For Atariยฎ ST Computers
See Instruction Manual for Loading
Information
Program ยฉ 1986 Activision, Inc.
Unauthorized Copying is a Violation of Law

ACTIVISION


ENTERTAINMENT SOFTWARE


Fun Facts

19 Mar 2020


Actively being worked on! Along with deep weird collections of cuts!
This Tweet is a reply to @Plastic_Cyborg, who requested songs from Homestar Runner toons to be put on Spotify.
18 Mar 2020


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Did someone say... disposal?!
This Tweet is a reply to @JcobWarner, who noted Strong Bad's use of "current disposal" and asked if he was quarantined.

Fun Facts

17 Mar 2020


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Awesome WarioWare CGNU fight song! I married it with my crappy WarioWare CGNU Golf Club Team game for maximum styles!
This Tweet quotes @JaysonWingo, who posted a video of a WarioWare D.I.Y. version of the CGNU Fight Song he composed.

Video Transcript

{@JaysonWingo's CGNU fight song plays over a WarioWare D.I.Y. minigame. The Jolly Dumple dances as a golf club moves back and forth, beating a trophy, a BoooOOOoomBox, and an SNES console as music plays. The game is repeated twice.}

17 Mar 2020


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This Tweet is a reply to @TristanJMiller1, who reposted @MaxFine12's video of a man typing with boxing gloves on.

Fun Facts

17 Mar 2020


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Here's the closest I could get given the print-on-demand styles at my current disposal:
tspr.ng/c/sever-your-l...
17 Mar 2020


**This is all totally untested and might break the game but I bet it will be hilarious and really hard to keep track of! I recommend adding Old Man Rub into the mix for maximum bananas!!
This Tweet is a reply to the previous reply.
15 Mar 2020


-If the arrow comes from east, it ricochets to the north
-from the west, ricochets south
-from the south, ricochets east
-from the north, ricochets west
(applies to flaming and non-flaming arrows)
This Tweet is a reply to the previous reply.
15 Mar 2020


-if an arrow hits a burninated cottage, the arrow is set on fire and continues down the column or row, setting fire to any countryside tile it touches (let's say it does NOT ignite peasants or other cottages)
-If an arrow hits a knight or Troghammer, it ricochets like so(more...)
This Tweet is a reply to the previous reply.
15 Mar 2020


-archer arrows make peasants jump outta the way in the direction of the peasant movement on the active movement card (yes they would also repair if they move & repair)
-unburninated cottages block archer arrows
(more...)
This Tweet is a reply to the previous reply.
15 Mar 2020


Awesome! Let me immediately complicate and confuse things for you! Add these rules to fuel the chaos! (more...)
This Tweet is a reply to @DavidOStorm, who shared photos of his game of Trogdor!! The Board Game.
15 Mar 2020


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Since we all need a little levity, and possible some brevity. Here's some brevlev in honor of Pi Day. A link to the wonderful hrwiki's exhaustive page devoted solely to all the times we mention pie in our dumb cartoons.
hrwiki.org/wiki/Pie
14 Mar 2020


Guys! Have you ever watched one of my halloween fan costume videos? Or a sbemail?! I just assume everything you send me is fair game for lampoonery. @ravnclawicedtea, I send a "sorry/you're welcome" right back atcha!
This Tweet is a reply to the "Land of 10,000 Nopes" Tweet.
12 Mar 2020


Not disrespecting their styles! I'm pretty sure they knew what kinda Strong Bad-bait they were layin down.
This Tweet is a reply to @dicktoons1, who thought Strong Bad's criticism was "a little mean".
12 Mar 2020


Hey! Come on. They even signed off with a "Sorry/You're Welcome." They know what type Jibblies they hath wrought.
This Tweet is a reply to @Smellestine, who replied to the previous Tweet, telling Strong Bad to "be nice".
12 Mar 2020


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This Tweet quotes @ravnclawicedtea, who drew Strong Bad as a character from Warriors.

Fun Facts

  • "The Land of 10,000 Nopes" was originally said by Strong Bad in Flash is Dead!.
12 Mar 2020


Start yellin THAT at your replicator!
This Tweet is a reply to @DalIasCrane, who suggested "Earl Grey, Stevia!".

Fun Facts

12 Mar 2020


A bit of a stretch. But hilarious just the same. Let's go partial espaรฑol with Tรฉ! Steep! and I think we're good.
This Tweet is a reply to @linnifred, who suggested "Tea! Steep!" as a tea variant of the coffee names for Eh! Steve!.
12 Mar 2020


Oh man! You guys are comin' up with so many good coffee Eh! Steve! names! So far we got:
Au lait! Steve!
Latte! Steve!
Frappe! Steve!
Grande! Steve!

What else we got?
This Tweet is a reply to the Eh! Steve! coffee cup Tweet.
12 Mar 2020


Are you referring to that time 17 years ago when I accidentally sorta pre-invented the vaporwave aesthetic?
This Tweet is a reply to @NRoadTripCast, who posted a vaporwave GIF in response to the Eh! Steve! coffee cup.
12 Mar 2020


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Because peoples keep sayin'...
This Tweet is a reply to the Blubb-O's coffee cup Tweet.
12 Mar 2020


Not an actual product. But I s'pose it could be.
This Tweet is a reply to @MissMelee, who was interested in Blubb-O's coffee cups being sold.
12 Mar 2020


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Blubb-O's to go coffee cup.


Image Transcript

WE ARE HAPPY
TO SEVER YOUR
LEG

12 Mar 2020


Some peoples made an awesome digital Trogdor board game with that Scratch-em-up website! I thought that was only for youngsters to make fan fiction games of that never ending kids book series where the feral cats murder each other!
This Tweet quotes wiki user @Gfdgsgxgzgdrc, who announced a digital version of Trogdor!! The Board Game made with Scratch.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad refers to Scratch as "that Scratch-em-up website".
  • The book series Strong Bad refers to is Warriors, which has a considerable following among the Scratch community.
11 Mar 2020


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Whoa! Cauliflower smells like twicebutt but if I could turn it into Bionic Commando splosions I'd eat that albino brain veg every day!
This Tweet is a reply to @UACDorami, who linked to a photo on Reddit of a smoked cauliflower that resembled an explosion, asking if Strong Bad could reproduce it with his microwave.

Fun Facts

11 Mar 2020



๐ŸŽตEverybody wants prosthetic Strong Bads on their real heads!๐ŸŽถ
This Tweet is a reply to @alyshaba, who shared a photo of a Strong Bad costume, with a Strong Bad mask on her forehead.

Fun Facts

9 Mar 2020


'Twas just the intro, my good parson. If you'd like to view the rest, just look back at my tweetdex a few days!
This Tweet is a reply to @Naydog101's complaint about the length of the unboxing video intro.
9 Mar 2020


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I don't know why you'd wanna import and wear those grody Cheatmolts on your own deserted island but hey, doowutchyalike!
This Tweet is a reply to @ArcaneCorona, who shared screenshots of a The Cheat hoodie in Animal Crossing: New Horizons.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad's screenshot is from Fan Costumes 2018, in which it is revealed that The Cheat molts.
9 Mar 2020


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This Tweet is a reply to the previous reply.

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8 Mar 2020


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Oh man! That rules multiple schools! You should re-animate the intro cutscenes to the CD-ROM version of Stinkoman!
This Tweet is a reply to @AlmKornKid, who posted fanart of Stinkoman.

Fun Facts

8 Mar 2020


It will! I'm trying to make a backlog of episodes for the first time in my life!!
This Tweet is a reply to @Blahdiddy84, who expressed interest in "Disk 4 of 12" becoming a real series.

Fun Facts

  • Mike and Matt Chapman generally didn't have backlogs of content when making Homestar Runner, preferring to release cartoons as soon as they were finished; hence Strong Bad's comment about "for the first time in my life".
8 Mar 2020


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Here's the intro to that unboxing video that had to be cut in order to fit it through the tweetmaw. Thought you types might get a mild chucklin out of it.


Video Transcript

{Strong Bad is standing in the smoky office.}

STRONG BAD: Hi there. I'm Strong Bad from homestarrunner.com, an obscure corner of the early internet some folks might call:

{A mock browser appears in the upper left, showing Main Page 3, with the caption "a wedsite".}

STRONG BAD: "A wedsite".

{Close up on Strong Bad.}

STRONG BAD: This one time, I drew a dragon.

{Cut to a scene from dragon in which Strong Bad puts the finishing touches on his drawing.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} And it was awesome.

{A clip from the original Trogdor song plays as Strong Bad writes "TROGDOR the BURNiNATOR".}

STRONG BAD: He went on to be—

{Cut to the first level of TROGDOR!. The player's score is 1,525,870.}

STRONG BAD: —a video game,

TROGDOR! ARCADE MACHINE: Trogdor!

STRONG BAD: a different video game,

{Cut to a scene from the Peasant's Quest Trailer in which lightning strikes as Trogdor roars.}

STRONG BAD: And a bunch of other awesome stuff.

{Cut to a wall of Trogdor posters, a cardboard Trogdor cutout, and figures 2-a and 3-g: a Trogdor-shaped Cheeto and fish stick.}

Fun Facts

8 Mar 2020


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AHHHH! Strong Sad has grown 'strils!! Creepy squinty skullface! (which is actually kinda cool)
This Tweet is a reply to @Dan_Adelman, a former Nintendo employee who worked on Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People, who showed off his Homestar Runner figurine collection.
7 Mar 2020


Aww his cheeks are blushing red!
This Tweet is a reply to @The_Big_Hawk, who shared a Trogdor tattoo he got on his calf. There is a red spot on his leg where Trogdor's cheek is.
7 Mar 2020


Those were in the Kickstarter versions. Retail is minis only. Leftovers for sale here:
This Tweet links to Trogdor!! The Board Game in the store.
This Tweet is a reply to @superveryman, who asked about the meeples that originally came with Trogdor!! The Board Game.
7 Mar 2020


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Yup.
This Tweet is a reply to @NealSilvester, who asked if Strong Bad could do it nine times.

Image Transcript

{Same scene as before. "Clean Guybrush clock" is entered.}

STRONG BAD: {in red onscreen text} I can do it. I will do it nine times.

{Strong Bad leaps up and bashes Guybrush in the head nine times, with the following onomatopoeia:}

  1. *PSHP*
  2. *PEOW*
  3. *POOM*
  4. *PLAP*
  5. *PSHP*
  6. *DONK*
  7. *POOM*
  8. *PSHP*
  9. *PEOW*
7 Mar 2020


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Best I could do on short notice.
This Tweet quotes @annelukeman, who wanted fanart of a Strong Bad/Monkey Island crossover.

Image Transcript

{Guybrush Threepwood is standing on a dock at night. Strong Bad, as Dangeresque, approaches him. The player selects the verb "Clean", Guybrush's sprite, and a clock from their inventory, forming the phrase, "Clean Guybrush clock".}

STRONG BAD: {in red onscreen text} I'm finnuh.

{Strong Bad leaps up and bashes Guybrush in the head.}

Fun Facts

6 Mar 2020


I know you younger folks are out there, digging my styles, you just won't lecture a younger person on what they should like the way a seasoned 30-50 year old would.
This Tweet is a reply to @sweaterbutts, who replied to Strong Bad's comment about 30-50 year olds, saying she was 21, not 30.
6 Mar 2020


Do a mashup with both! I wanna clean that Threepwood guy's clock! Mancomb Seepgood 4 lyfe!!
This Tweet is a reply to @annelukeman, who expressed a desire to design an escape room based on Monkey Island or Homestar Runner.

Fun Facts

  • "That Threepwood guy" is Guybrush Threepwood from Monkey Island.
    • Mancomb Seepgood is another character from The Secret of Monkey Island. He mocks Guybrush's name despite having a similar one.
6 Mar 2020


Peoples keep askin how2buy. Check your local hobby shop for the retail version or for Kickstarter leftovers go here:
This Tweet links to Trogdor!! The Board Game in the store.
This Tweet is a reply to the Trogdor!! unboxing video.
6 Mar 2020


I haven't linked to the board game enough already? I was trying to be discreet and just share the funny without the "gimme money." But here ya go:
This Tweet links to Trogdor!! The Board Game in the store.
This Tweet is a reply to @RobertP221B, who replied to the unboxing video, asking for a link to buy the game.
6 Mar 2020


Hmm. Lemme think on't. I should prolly make a YouTube playlist called "So some 30-50 year old told you to watch this crap" and highlight some good entry level toons and sbemails.
This Tweet is a reply to @Leah_Rez, who asked for advice on how to introduce someone to Homestar Runner.
6 Mar 2020


Total! Kickstarted that jank a year and a half ago! Here tis:
This Tweet links to Trogdor!! The Board Game in the store.
This Tweet is a reply to @jertdpfan, who was surprised by the news that there was a Trogdor board game.
6 Mar 2020


No idea! I got nuttin to do widdat game no more! I'm non't even gets paid by it!
This Tweet is a reply to @ssorobo, who asked about Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People, which had been pulled from Steam.

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6 Mar 2020


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For the retail release of Trogdor, @GTGamesLLC made a nice li'l unboxing video and asked if I could spruce it up. And oh did I spruce. I got sprucecore on it!


Video Transcript

{Strong Bad is standing in the smoky office.}

STRONG BAD: And now Trogdor's got his own board game. {a box of Trogdor!! The Board Game appears by his head} It, too, is awesome.

{A clip from the song Trogdor is heard as a clip from Trogdor!! The Board Game Playthrough plays in fast motion. Cut back to the office.}

STRONG BAD: And what better way to celebrate than by having some random person's hands unbox it for you?

{A gentle guitar melody plays as the title "Unboxing: Trogdor: The Board Game" appears on a white background.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Ooh. Oh wow. Uh... the music's wrong. I think you got the wrong music.

{Cut to a tabletop, where a person with hairy arms is opening a box of Trogdor!! The Board Game.}

STRONG BAD: And the wrong hands. Definitely used the wrong hands.

{The person in the video picks up the rulebook and flips through it as the word "Rulebook" appears at the top.}

STRONG BAD: All right, what do we got here? Oh man, the rulebook's so awesome, I want to show—

{The video suddenly goes fast-motion as the person flips through the rest of the book and sets it aside.}

STRONG BAD: Hey, go back! You're skippin' all the good stuff!

{The person takes out the Keeper cards and shows them off.}

STRONG BAD: Oh, these guys. The Keepers of Trogdor—

{The video goes fast-motion again; the person sets the cards aside.}

STRONG BAD: Egh—quit it, arm hair!

{The person takes out the Item cards and shows them off.}

STRONG BAD: Oh, and then these are the Items of Trogdor that the Keepers use to—

{It happens again.}

STRONG BAD: Hey! That's it! Go back for real this time!

{The video rewinds to the person displaying Strong Bad's custom Items of Trogdor.}

STRONG BAD: Pause! And enhance. {zoom in on the cards} Look at that. Who wouldn't want to play a game with an item called {zoom in further on Old Man Rub, as colors invert and ominous music plays} Old Man Rub?

{The video resumes where it had left off. The person displays the Trog-Meter, then the map tiles.}

STRONG BAD: Okay, back to it. You know, this song isn't so bad. They just used the wrong instruments. It shoulda been like, {singing along to the background music, which gradually fades into a death metal version} ju-jug, ju-jug, ju-jug, ju-jug, JUG JUG, ju-jug, ju-jug, ju-jug, ju-jug, jug jug, SQUEEDLY SQUOW, sa-squeedly squow now, squeedly squow now!

{Flames start to fill the screen as the person shows off the action cards.}

STRONG BAD: {in a death metal bellow} This person has LONG LUXURIOUS ARM HAIR! {"long luxurious armhair" appears onscreen in a jagged font} Black as the night, black as the night!

{The music and the screen abruptly revert to normal. The person shows off the Void card.}

STRONG BAD: "The Void." "Also The Void."

{The person takes out the plastic miniatures.}

STRONG BAD: Aw, now we're gettin' to the good stuff.

{Close view of the person's hands as they show off the archers.}

STRONG BAD: Check out these miniatures! The archers have, like, beards and sashes!

{The person shows off the knights.}

STRONG BAD: The knights have little tiny Trogdors on their shields! Awww.

{The person shows off the Troghammer.}

STRONG BAD: The Troghammer is covered with, like, grommets, and... Wallaces.

{The person shows off Trogdor himself.}

STRONG BAD: There's Trogdor! Look at that single beefy arm! So much majesty!

{The person shows off the seven peasants, and demonstrates crowning one with the flame helmet.}

STRONG BAD: And since Trogdor is a family game, it comes with several innocent peasants which you can burn alive.

{The person shows off the three thatched-roof cottages, and demonstrates flipping one's roof to the burninated side.}

STRONG BAD: And don't forget their thatched-roof cottages, with probably-patented Flip-O Thatch-O Flame...-O... Techno...logy. {these words are added to the "Burninated Cottage" header above and marked "(PP) (Prolly Patented"}

{Wide shot of the tabletop as the person puts everything back into the box in fast motion.}

STRONG BAD: {imitating a mom} "Sweetie? The McKem...endendrics are here! Put your game away and come up for dinner!" {imitating a kid} "Aw, mom! The McKendendrics again?"

{Fade to black as Strong Bad continues.}

STRONG BAD: "All Junior ever talks about is lacrosse practice."

{Heavy metal plays as a shot of the game box and its contents appears against a white background.}

VIDELECTRIX ONE: {voiceover} Trogdor!! is a cooperative game of area control and burnination for one to six players. Being awesome is not required to play but is highly recommended.

Fun Facts

  • The video in this Tweet was automatically flagged by Twitter as including "potentially sensitive content".
  • Strong Bad references the stop-motion series Wallace & Gromit.
6 Mar 2020


Soon! It'll be a part of a little collection of our best hip hop offerings (minus the ones on SB Sings). Also more dumbness to streaming soon!
This Tweet is a reply to @haley_mcbitch, who asked when Trudgemank would be on streaming services.
5 Mar 2020


Are you kidding?! This is huge! Trogdor hasn't laid a clutch of Trogspores in centuries! Beefy arm or no, this is a dark omen! Which are the best kind!
This Tweet is a reply to @CrewDutler, who shared his 7-year-old's drawing of Trogdor in an egg-filled nest, saying he was disappointed in its lack of beefy arms and consummate V's.
4 Mar 2020


I DO NOT want to know what candy coated Da Huuuuuudge is filled with.
This Tweet quotes @ColinMcInerror, who posted a 3D animation of a bouncy, glossy Da Huuuuuudge.
3 Mar 2020


I am honored to be confused with his creepy, mustard-smelling greatness.
This Tweet is a reply to @David_Bohr, who replied to the "congeneral proncensus" Tweet, asking if Senor Cardgage had taken over Strong Bad's account.
2 Mar 2020


Thanks for all the feedbackery! So the congeneral proncensus seems to be that Videlectrix can quality-of-life up some stuff as long as they keep an untouched original mode intact. I will pass that along to those 2 weirdos!
This Tweet is a reply to Strong Bad's earlier Tweet about difficulty adjustments for Stinkoman 20X6.
2 Mar 2020


I need some specifics. What form do you want this collection to take? Technically I am already a "giant collection of Strong Bad" just by sitting here. Though I would argue Homestar is more of a pile or heap than a collection.
This Tweet is a reply to @StevenSimmons, who asked if "a giant collection of homestar runner [or] strong bad" would ever be available.

Fun Facts

  • "Pile" is one of Strong Bad's preferred insults.
2 Mar 2020


IS A MIRACLE!
This Tweet is a reply to @n0ahpeel, who shared their tattoos of The Worm.

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2 Mar 2020


Oh dangief! We got ourselves a tat-off in my feed! Who can get the most obscure?! Anybody ever get a Stave It Off Guy tattoo?
This Tweet quotes @bodegacat__, who shared a photo of an Eh! Steve! tattoo.

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2 Mar 2020


That tattoo is the please knees! I will notify Marzipan the next time I pretend to not be secretly listening to Cool Tapes band practice!
This Tweet is a reply to @deathcarpets, who shared a photo of the words "Cool Tapes" tattooed above her knees.
2 Mar 2020


Whoa! All that sweet shading makes it look like I'm bulbulating right off your arm! (please contact a medical professional if I actually start bulbulating off your arm)
This Tweet quotes @PolarDarko, who shared a photo of a Strong Bad tattoo.
2 Mar 2020
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