@StrongBadActual Tweets 2021

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This is a list of all the @StrongBadActual Tweets from 2021.


July

Text / Transcript Date / Link
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I gotta say, 3D renders outta PicoCAD just might be as advanced as I ever need graphics to get. I want the edges of all objects to look like they could slice through a butternut squash. #pico8 #picocad
21 Jul 2021


Love this! The only inaccuracy is Graw Mad. He prefers to chew on the squishy rubbery flexi-scraunch part of the joystick, not the cord.
This Tweet quotes @drawabigfart, who drew Strong Mad, Strong Bad, Homestar, The Cheat, and Strong Sad playing a video game with Atari joysticks, with Strong Mad chewing on the cord.
19 Jul 2021


Yes!! I’ve always wanted to be a weapon wielded by a mech that’s piloted by an android that’s battling medusas and whatnot!
This Tweet is a reply to @CaptainLinguini, who created a club shaped like Strong Bad in Panzer Paladin.
16 Jul 2021


(psst! it was tried. no takers. if only your children were network execs!!)
This Tweet is a reply to @elibolin, who said that his kids are obsessed with the Panda Bractice shorts in Two More Eggs, saying it could become a full series.
16 Jul 2021


I mean, I still am, like, on the inside. But then again, aren't we all?
This Tweet is a reply to @GabePuratekuta, who replied to the previous tweet asking about Strong Bad not being a lizard in a mask.
14 Jul 2021


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Congrats to @craigzobel --the man who almost made me and Homestar look like this-- on his many Emmy nom-noms today!
12 Jul 2021


Sadly the original tracks have been lost to time. Videlectrix is trying to upsample the super compressed mp3's but I'm not holding my digital breath.
This Tweet is a reply to @exuviator, replied to the Bandcamp Tweet and asked if the Stinkoman 20X6 soundtrack would be added.
12 Jul 2021


You don't have to wait! It's right here:

strongbadactual.bandcamp.com/track/feed-the...

This is all they ever recorded! The band almost broke up mid-song due to infighting over na na's vs. doot doo's!
This Tweet links to Feed the Childrens on Bandcamp
This Tweet is a reply to @Morokt, who replied to the previous tweet excited for the song Feed the Childrens.
12 Jul 2021


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As soon as Space Larry wakes up from cryosleep!!
This Tweet is a reply to @MonkeyDLandon, who replied to the Bandcamp Tweet asked when the announced Limozeen album would come out.
12 Jul 2021


There's a global vinyl backup! Hopefully late(r) summer!
This Tweet is a reply to @carefreeb0mb, who replied to the previous Tweet and asked when the Strong Bad Sings vinyl would restock.
12 Jul 2021


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Hey audiophiliacs, by popular demand I finally sent my discography to Bandcamp this summer. It improved its paradiddle speed and learned how to do that kazoo thing with a blade of grass!
strongbadactual.bandcamp.com
12 Jul 2021


And thou will knowest him by the majesty of his stitchins!
This Tweet quotes @snively, who made a crossstitch Trogdor.
11 Jul 2021


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Let's hear it one time for the freaking music from Where's An Egg?. I want DJ Teh Cheat to cut me up a megamix.

Video Transcript

STUB'D! This section of the page is incomplete. You can help the Homestar Runner Wiki by expanding it.

6 Jul 2021


And folks ask me how I type with boxing gloves on.
This Tweet is a reply to @Zalno, who posted an image set of three fursuited players of Trogdor!! The Board Game, tagging @KzinTiger, @_Coastr and Strong Bad.
3 Jul 2021


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No way! The Secret Collect remake’s graphics look EXACTLY like me this time!
This Tweet is a reply to @fatimahelsayed, who compared Adventure II to Secret Collect. in response to a "wrong answers only" post by @atari.
3 Jul 2021

June

Text / Transcript Date / Link
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This is how you know it’s legit.
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.
25 Jun 2021


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Peoples keep tweetin' at me bout this Dragon Man discovery. This is all The Cheat and I got in response.
This Tweet quotes @Desideratist, said that the recent discovery of the Dragon Man reminded them of Trogdor

Video Transcript

{the music from Trogdor Was A Man plays over the image of the Dragon Man.}

{Trogdor the Man appears over the Dragon Man}

SINGERS: Trogdor was a man.

{the top half of Trogdor appears over the Dragon Man}

SINGERS: Trogdor was a dragon man.

{Trogdor the Man appears over the Dragon Man again}

SINGERS: Trogdor was a man.

{the top half of Trogdor appears over the Dragon Man again}

SINGERS: Trogdor was a dragon man.

25 Jun 2021


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This Kick the Can pin from @fangamer may be new, but it was cutting edge animation tech back in the day!

fangamer.com/collections/ho...

Video Transcript

{Open on the old-timey tent background. The Homestar Runner pin comes up on a stick and begins to move up and down as the background scrolls to the right. The video then zooms in as a finger spins the can. Zoom back out before the background pauses and a giant soup can comes up from the right. The can opens its mouth to reveal sharp teeth. The pin then "jumps" into the can's mouth, which then chews and spits out a pin of the current-day Homestar Runner.}

24 Jun 2021


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The back of the shirt features The Sneak, Strong Man, and Old-Timey me absconding with parsnips!
This Tweet is a reply to @sokdrawer, who quoted the merch Tweet and stated that they wanted the Old-Timey shirt.
22 Jun 2021


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And if you get the Old-Timey shirt, you get a free* Sickly Sam sticker!

*free of charge and hopefully free of maggots and disease!
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.
22 Jun 2021


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This Tweet was pinned.


New Merchalert!! It’s 20X6 vs 1936 @fangamer! New shirts and an Old-Timey Homestar pin with spinning Kick the Can action! Check em out!
https://fangamer.com/collections/ho...
22 Jun 2021


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And at one point this was gonna be the banner with secret hidden styles.
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.
21 Jun 2021


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Did you know if you somehow save the banner image on my YT channel, this is what the whole thing looks like?
https://youtube.com/user/homestarr...
21 Jun 2021


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This may come as a surprise, but I was not always the best son.
20 Jun 2021


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I'll see your shiny cookie icing and raise you a super reflective Jack Kirby-esque cosmic deity of some sort!
This Tweet is a reply to @chair2theskull, who posted a picture of a Strong Bad cookie with shiny icing.
16 Jun 2021


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And you thought the kite eating tree that bald kid had to contend with was bad. (nice pic @CoolBad_MOES, and spot-on quote styles!)
This Tweet quotes @CoolBad_MOES, who sent Strong Bad a photo of the tree, providing the Homsar line said in the video.

Video Transcript

{A tree stands next to a highway, a section of foliage cut out to allow a telephone line to pass through, creating a Homsar-looking mouth. It starts to speak in Homsar's voice.}

HOMSAR: IIiiII'm a routine fire hazard!

{Homsar's bowler hat lands on top of the tree.}

Fun Facts

14 Jun 2021


Watch out! It might only work on 32 bit Macs. Read the system requirements or you'll end up like I did buying Thy Dungeonman 3! I mean who has THREE disk drives?!
This Tweet is a reply to @EricTheDerek, who replied to the discount Tweet and stated that they already have the physical version, but want to use the discount due to switching to a Mac.
10 Jun 2021


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Hold up. This might be more important. This scene takes on bizarre new meanings when you flip the script.
This Tweet is a reply to the discount Tweet
9 Jun 2021


Hold out for a restock in the Homestar online store later this summer! It'll be like half that price!
This Tweet is a reply to @prayerborne, who replied to the previous Tweet and stated that 2nd & Charles only had Trogdor! The Board Game for $80.
9 Jun 2021


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Depressing Discount Alert! My old game is on sale for so cheap, you may be able to literally cough up enough to afford the $1.49 price tag (depending on how often you sleep on the couch and inadvertently inhale some loose change)!

gog.com/game/strong_ba...
9 Jun 2021


I never went away so as to require a "bring back." Just been in low power mode for over a decade.
This Tweet is a reply to @MyopiaPodcast, who made a poll which had things people wanted to #bringback, one of them being Homestar Runner, which was pointed out to be falling behind.
8 Jun 2021

May

Text / Transcript Date / Link
Looks like Dr. Marvin Rubdown's garfunkle hairdo exploded!
This Tweet is a reply to @diov_g, who posted a picture of a paver that looked like Strong Bad with leaves, dirt, mulch, and rocks to make the face and a few rocks and sticks for the body.
31 May 2021


Human-nosed Strong Sad mallows? Free squeakburger?! I'm on board I'm not bored!
This Tweet is a reply to @TheBlairSwitch, who who posted a drawing of a Homestar Runner themed cereal box called "Sugar Crunchy Homestar Runn-O's" with marshmallows shaped like Homestar Runner characters and a free squeak burger included.
29 May 2021


(psst! mainly I just want the burger!)
This Tweet is a reply to @michaelrianda, who quoted the previous Tweet and confirmed the scene in The Mitchells vs. The Machines mentioned was a homage to Decemberween Dangeresque.
29 May 2021


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Look @michaelrianda and @Roweyourboatz, I appreciate the homage in your film but here are my demands given my newfound leverage:
-Dog-geresque crossover film
-a fridge with like a milkshake tap comin out of it
-3 seasons of a Stinkoman show
-exquisitely rendered CG burger
29 May 2021


Sorry, just by owning that bag you've freely invited Marshie into your home. He can come and go at will. See if you can get your hands on a copy of the Marshromicon (which I hear is bound with living marshmallow fluff), it might have a way to protect you!
This Tweet is a reply to @SusanosWrath, who asked if Marshie would break into their house if they use the Stack 'Em to the Heavens bag from Trogdor!! The Board Game for things other than meeples.
28 May 2021


I would NOT let any kids near that thing. You should put up a sign that says "Warning! May result in severed legs, sudden orbital launches, or relinquished pipes!"
This Tweet quotes @Rizzos_Dad, who compared a plastic whale swing to the Drive Thru Whale.
26 May 2021


Lookit me doing some hardcore looming over that countryside! Or perhaps... lording over? Lordinating uponst?
This Tweet is a reply to @iNightfaller, who drew Trogdor in a countryside with a giant Strong Bad looming over.
24 May 2021


There's already a mod for it thanks to @MarcusRaven86! Check it out! He made it from our print n' play version and added meeples of everybody so you can burninate Homestar and Homsar if you want to live the dream!
This Tweet links to The afformentioned mod on Steam.
This Tweet is a reply to @3ternalS0ul, who asked if there would be a Trogdor!! The Board Game mod for Tabletop Simulator.
24 May 2021


And I call them "Poacher's Gold!"
This Tweet is a reply to @RagingLevine, who replied to the previous Tweet correcting Strong Bad that Strong Sad's feet are called Soolnds.
24 May 2021


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Someday I hope that this pre-vis version of CG The Cheat from an old DVD intro could make it onto @lowpolyanimals. I mean technically Strong Sad's feet might make HIM eligible too!
24 May 2021


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This Tweet is a reply to @Foone, who wished to commission The Brothers Chaps to read the Steve Jobs biography as Coach Z.
24 May 2021


Did you know that the website mostly still works? Especially the older stuff? Even on phones and those bigger phones that aren't quite phones! Just click that giant play button. Even the clicky Easter eggs still work (again mostly, it's a WIP)!

homestarrunner.com/sbemails/44-lu...
This Tweet is a reply to @oO_hellcatt_Oo, who didn't know homestarrunner.com still worked without Flash.
22 May 2021


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Brains? Cotton candy? Ambrosia salad? All 3?!!
This Tweet is a reply to @yourpaltrace, who replied to the KoT Miitopia Tweet and posted a picture of said Mii without the crown.
21 May 2021


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This Tweet is a reply to @diov_g, who replied to the previous Tweet asking about Sbemail 209.
21 May 2021


His head looks like a limited edition King of Town Fluffy Puff! And I love how he's holding a glistening uncooked ham hock! Just like most of the times!
This Tweet quotes @yourpaltrace, who put The King of Town in the role of the king in Miitopia.
21 May 2021


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Since machine learning Strong Bad sounds like Cardgage anyway, here's another neural net generated image of "A Homestar Runner Cartoon of Strong Bad" by @JanelleCShane. A little something I like to call "The Macho Man Cramdy Dog-gage."
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.
17 May 2021


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Experimenting with fully automating myself!
1. Neural net-generated image of me by @JanelleCShane
2. Text-to-speech Strong Bad voice synthesizer by @__UBERDUCK__
(pasted in the lyrics to Trogdor)
3. lip sync automated by @adobeanimate
What could possibly go wrong?!!

Video Transcript

{the image has a Strong Bad mouth on it, with the lyrics of Trogdor in yellow beneath it}

STRONG BAD: Trogdor!

STRONG BAD: Trogdor!

STRONG BAD: Trogdor was a man

STRONG BAD: I mean

STRONG BAD: He was a dragon-man

STRONG BAD: Or maybe

STRONG BAD: He was just a dragon

STRONG BAD: But he was still Trogdor

STRONG BAD: Trogdor!

STRONG BAD: Burninating the countryside

STRONG BAD: Burninating the peasants {pronounced as "pee-sants"}

STRONG BAD: Burninating all the peoples

STRONG BAD: In the thached-roof cottages

STRONG BAD: Thached-roof cottages

STRONG BAD: Whoa! Listen—

{the rest of the dialogue is incomprehensible, but the lyrics of Trogdor continue}

CAPTIONS: —to those wicked dueling guitar solos!

CAPTIONS: It's like squeedly versus meedly over here??

{the captions attempt to decipher what is being said}

CAPTIONS: Trog

CAPTIONS: A Trogmack {appears after} should not {appears after} retrivowed gluh

CAPTIONS: ??!!?!?

CAPTIONS: A Trogdorvey?

CAPTIONS: After the night

CAPTIONS: Check Ed in the name

CAPTIONS: Alleviate

CAPTIONS: A sogbah

CAPTIONS: Nights

CAPTIONS: I've turned on

CAPTIONS: And relented your

CAPTIONS: ????!?!

CAPTIONS: Hair

CAPTIONS: I imagine denaturally relieve you

CAPTIONS: Hair

CAPTIONS: Rotunted the dewy air

CAPTIONS: Hold on

CAPTIONS: I can read

CAPTIONS: Brulee you're

CAPTIONS: There you go

CAPTIONS: A man

CAPTIONS: I dreamed one ZZERP!

CAPTIONS: It don't mean

CAPTIONS: Live

CAPTIONS: Vroo money

CAPTIONS: May burnadeal

CAPTIONS: Volumae

CAPTIONS: Rah

CAPTIONS: I found her

CAPTIONS: Hair

CAPTIONS: That you made

CAPTIONS: That you may

CAPTIONS: A fire

CAPTIONS: A match

CAPTIONS: Orchard life

CAPTIONS: Is there even Rhud?

15 May 2021


As soon as I can get past the first freaking level!! That game is hard! And the map makes no sense!
This Tweet is a reply to @HeroicJRA, who replied to the previous Tweet and asked if an Axe of Rage playthrough would be released.
14 May 2021


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A new stuff to watch! Gazemaze in wonder as I get ancient PC game Sea Battle working again thanks to DOS-savvy commenters!

youtube.com/watch?v=xh87dF...
14 May 2021


Ahhh!! I wanna see it in action!!
This Tweet is a reply to @ChelleDoggo, who made a Homsar Mii in Miitopia.
12 May 2021


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Unused 20X6–style Sad Kid from Stinkoman Level 10. He and his sis were gonna be in a cutscene but I can't remember the context. Prolly should stay unused.

Image Transcript

A 2-frame GIF of the 20X6–style Sad Kid opening his mouth and crying.

9 May 2021


Sadly Videlectrix lost the source files and samples from the original tracks years ago. So it's either super compressed mp3 quality audio or recreating them from scratch.
This Tweet is a reply to @kotektoad, who asked if the Stinkoman 20X6 soundtrack would ever be available on sale or on music streaming services.
9 May 2021


"Hey Homestar, I really like your pipe cleaner Jamiroquai costume."
This Tweet quotes @ADDollhouse, who replied to the figurine Tweet showing their own Homestar figurine made of pipe cleaners.
8 May 2021


Did you ever get the figures you wanted? Or did you have to just melt down all your extra Cheat Commandos into a discolored lump and manually shape them into my style? And if so, can I buy that monstrosity off you?
This Tweet is a reply to @Antipilor, who replied to the previous Tweet with the latter correcting himself that it was series 1 rather than series 2.
8 May 2021


Oh no! When was this and who did you deal with? Bubs?!
This Tweet is a reply to @Mipader and @Antipilor, who replied to the previous Tweet with the latter saying he recieved Cheat Commandos figurines instead of Homestar Runner Series 2 figurines.
8 May 2021


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Found a time capsule with a few lost series 2 figurines in somebody's basement! What should I do with these? THEY'RE RUNNING OUT OF AIR!!
7 May 2021


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Does this mean I can finally make a worthy sequel to Dangeresque: Getaway Car Jump Into-er?!
This Tweet is a reply to @Sparkster2600, who quoted the Game Builder Garage trailer and told Strong Bad that it's like WarioWare D.I.Y.
6 May 2021


What a shrine! All this video needs is Homestar singing a warbly a cappella version of the Jurassic Park theme laid over top of it to really cram the wonder and majesty home.
This Tweet is a reply to @empletonZe, who posted a video of her bathroom with various pieces of Homestar merchandise in it.
2 May 2021


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I nominate Humidibot and Schrab's Oswald to the Robot Roll Call.
This Tweet is a reply to @RobSchrab, who said he'd watch it in response to @TheBrettzo, who asked if there was ever a crossover between Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Homestar Runner.
1 May 2021


Restocking this summer hopefully!
This Tweet is a reply to @kyluya, who replied to the previous Tweet and asked when Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits on vinyl and the DJ Teh Cheat slipmat would be restocked.
1 May 2021

April

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This Tweet was pinned.


Sbemail 6-Disc DVD Set is back in stock! Use promo code SAVE6ON2 to get six bucks off when you buy two items. Use it with the Everything Else collection and BAM! First 8 years of HomestarRunner.com on your shelf! (the next 11 years, not so much)
This Tweet links to Strong Bad Emails 1-200 Six Disc Set in the store.
30 Apr 2021


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It's a very accurate "Homestar from that Yello-Dello cartoon" puppet! And Strong Sad would be horrified that you apparently used a 180 gram vinyl LP for inside his mouth! Which is great in my book!
This Tweet is a reply to @Heldab2, who made their own Puppet Homestar.
29 Apr 2021


I was gonna say "as under-appreciated and emotionally neglected as The Cheat" but "cool" works too!
This Tweet is a reply to @TheSeg, who replied to the previous Tweet asking if he was a cool as The Cheat.
29 Apr 2021


Sorry Seg. It was just a knee jerk reaction. Like how when I see a cute sidekick I'm always like "oh man I wish I had a cute sidekick!" and then I turn around and The Cheat is staring at me, tearslick eyes as big as dinner plates.
This Tweet is a reply to @TheSeg, who replied to the Miitopia Tweet with sadness that Strong Bad forgot about working with him.
29 Apr 2021


A fan-made mini!
This Tweet is a reply to @LarryInc64, who replied to the Everything Else DVDs Three Disk Set Tweet and asked what the Stinkoman figure on the case was from.
28 Apr 2021


I assumed it was Jim Davis.
This Tweet is a reply to @katalyna, who replied to @LukaDMurphy's reply to the previous Tweet, and corrected them that the Mii to the left of Strong Bad is Mr. Clean.
28 Apr 2021


Oh man! This rules! Maybe one day I'll get my own Nintendo game!!

Oh wait.
This Tweet quotes @nintendolife, which wrote an article featuring the Strong Bad Mii from the previous day.
28 Apr 2021


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Stinkoslide! I think ultimately giving him StarBlazers hair may have been @SmallBuStudio's best design decision.
This Tweet is a reply to the concept art thread.
27 Apr 2021


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Pan Pan Pose and Poise.
This Tweet is a reply to the concept art thread.
27 Apr 2021


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1-Up The Extra Man!
This Tweet is a reply to the concept art thread.
27 Apr 2021


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Marzi-Mei. I fully back the decision to ditch her hands. Creepsa me out!
This Tweet is a reply to the concept art thread.
27 Apr 2021


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Ring Pop Chorchmega Supreme!
This Tweet is a reply to the concept art thread.
27 Apr 2021


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Stinkoman Concept Art Thread. Lookit this amazing stuff from @SmallBuStudio! (also go buy their awesome game Later Alligator! It's like a game full of a buncha mini, no-beef Trogdors runnin around!)
27 Apr 2021


This is a Retweet of @mitsamemario, who created a Strong Bad Mii in Miitopia. 27 Apr 2021


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Finally! This used to be the best you could do back in the early wiiwaggle days!
This Tweet is a reply to @mitsamemario, who created a Strong Bad Mii in Miitopia.

Fun Facts

27 Apr 2021


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Burnination motivation, I like it!

(psst! remember, if you decide to just sit on the couch and play Troglikes and eat tonkatsu-flavored chippety-chomps all day, you can always fall back on my plan B!)
This Tweet is a reply to @nthmost, who shared a monthly workout logger decorated with pictures of Trogdor and Strong Bad.
24 Apr 2021


Yep, these will get restocked. The Cheat just gnawed up a pallet of the dvd cases so it's taking a while.
This Tweet is a reply to @HeyItsPalmer, who asked if the Strong Bad Emails 1-200 Six Disc Set would be restocked.
23 Apr 2021


Nope! They disappear into the ether after the live broadcast!
This Tweet is a reply to @Flamesof24, who replied to the Burninate the House Tweet and asked if a video the full stream would be available later.
21 Apr 2021


And here's the full too-long-for-twitter version with even more "womp-mbwamp" solos!
This Tweet links to the full version of the video on YouTube.
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.
21 Apr 2021


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In case you missed Sunday's live @SchrabHomeVideo, here's some of the awesome dumbness we made with @kalikazoo! Burninate The House! (titles and authentic bad tracking by @kevinday.)

Video Transcript

See The Kali Kazoo Show - 18 Apr 2021#"Burninate the House" Transcript
21 Apr 2021


Don't worry, those were just a few strays The Cheat found under a forklift or something. A full proper resupply of Sbemail dvds is in the works.
This Tweet is a reply to @HighlanderVO and @GetUpOnTheMike, who replied to a Tweet in which Strong Bad confirmed the Strong Bad Emails 1-200 Six Disc Set DVDs were being restocked, discussing the availability of said DVDs.
19 Apr 2021


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Going live in less than an hour at 7pm est/4pm pst with @kalikazoo on SchrabHomeVideo.com! Here's an approximation of what it will be like!

Video Transcript

STRONG BAD: {singing} I'm just trying to get great! I'm just trying to get great!

{Strong Bad's right eye disappears briefly before coming back}

STRONG BAD: Ah my eye!

18 Apr 2021


This is a Retweet of @SchrabHomeVideo, who posted a video showing their schedule for Sunday April 18, including Strong Bad on The Kali Kazoo Show. 17 Apr 2021


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Peoples! Join me and *grumblevoice* puppet Homestar LIVE with coolpal @kalikazoo this Sunday April 18 at 4pst/7est on schrabhomevideo.com. Music and dumbness will abound!
16 Apr 2021


This is a Retweet of @SchrabHomeVideo, who announced Strong Bad and Homestar Runner would be on their podcast on Sunday April 18. 13 Apr 2021


I hope you got to see THIS then:
This Tweet links to Stinkoman 20X6 Intro Cinematic on YouTube.
This Tweet is a reply to @AmbientVirus, who wished for a Toonami Stinkoman show.
13 Apr 2021


And thank YOU for creating a sparkly gold monument of me sitting side saddle on a semi-Ionic column whilst holding a cold one! I hope it's like those eternal flames. An Eternally Foaming One that forever bubbles froth that passersby can slurp up!

Maybe bring a wet wipe.
This Tweet is a reply to @Polygon, which had an article about Strong Bad alongside art of a golden statue of him sitting on a pillar holding a Cold One.
13 Apr 2021


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Crime Scene Twisted n' Splattered On The Pavement Strong Bad (aka Talking Strong Bad Plush) is BACK IN STOCK over @Fangamer!

fangamer.com/collections/ho...
12 Apr 2021


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Forbidden r'mance!
12 Apr 2021


Naw this is definitely the Stave It Off guy's estranged fitness buff/Guitar For The Practicing Musician-subscribing brother. His name is clearly Dave It Off Guy.
This Tweet is a reply to @jonnymuzik, who shows a bag of bagels from the brand Dave's Killer Bread, whose mascot he claims looks like Stave it off Guy.
9 Apr 2021


Shh! Keep it down! Or a phalanx of Framp-lawyers will descend uponst me!
This Tweet is a reply to @omgitsjaynine, who says that Peter Frampton reminds them of the Strong Bad Main Page.
7 Apr 2021


Sadly all those figurines are long sold out. I recommend checking the "ziplock bags of crusty, faded fast food kid's meal toys" section of your local thrift store. Maybe you'll find a Poopsmith next to a 6-piece nugget box that transforms into a robot for no reason!
This Tweet is a reply to @MrsDocterminus, who asked if there is any way to get the figurines.

Fun Facts

  • The "6-piece nugget box that transforms into a robot" refers to Changeables, a line of toys by McDonald's consisting of food items that could be tranformed into robots. One of the original toys was designed after a box of Chicken McNuggets.
7 Apr 2021


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Looks like I'm gonna have to adorably run in plaaAAAaace!
5 Apr 2021


Burninating the dead weeping scholars/graduates?
This Tweet is a reply to @WillWrambles, who pointed out Trogdor appearing in an episode of Amphibia.
3 Apr 2021


I wish I could take credit for Taranchula's mystical orbs of metal but that's all them. Though I did somehow inhabit the body of the lead singer once after he shredded Moving Very Slowly so hard with Limozeen as seen here at 36:24:

youtu.be/FnravKKkLQs
This Tweet quotes @DonutHolschtein, who praised Strong Bad for Moving Very Slowly.
1 Apr 2021


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Def agree with all of the points raised in this video. Especially the grass. Nice woik @Nick930Gaming!
This Tweet quotes @Nick930Gaming, who made a video comparing TROGDOR! and the Demon's Souls remake.
1 Apr 2021

March

Text / Transcript Date / Link
It's a reprint of Volumes 1, 2, and 3 all in one new case. Content on each disc is the same as the previous releases.
This Tweet is a reply to @rachaelbusher, who replied to the Everything Else 3 Disc Set Tweet and asked if there was anything new on the discs.
29 Mar 2021


More are already on the way!
This Tweet is a reply to @HighlanderVO, who replied to the Everything Else 3 Disc Set Tweet, disappointed they couldn't get the set.
29 Mar 2021


Maybe I'll just lump everything from late '07-present onto one collection called The Dregs: Mostly the Second Decade of HomestarRunner.com.
Whattaya think?
This Tweet is a reply to @SpencerBlackisa, who replied to the previous Tweet and asked about a potential Everything Else, Volume 4.
29 Mar 2021


This Tweet was pinned.


Not to be outdone by my 6 disc set of sbemails, the Everything Else DVDs went and reprinted themselves a 3 disc set with new artwork that shows off what a box of random crap it truly is!
This Tweet links to Everything Else DVDs Three Disc Set on the Shopify store.
29 Mar 2021


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Y'know, like one of these li'l guys.
This Tweet is a reply to the Eggs Tweet.
29 Mar 2021


This is from 2007. So 2001.
This Tweet is a reply to @deletehead, who replied to the previous Tweet and asked if the text at the start of the toon referred to the toon being made in 2015.
29 Mar 2021


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Old crap corner! Member these eggs? I think originally I was gonna scream about being upside down and how all the yolk was rushing to my head or summat until finally cracking myself open revealing a marshmallow The Cheat inside.
homestarrunner.com/eggs
29 Mar 2021


This is a Retweet of @mfrederickson, who posted an edited video of Jeopardy! with the categories from the Main Pages. 27 Mar 2021


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Galvanized! Galvanized Galvanized!
This Tweet quotes @HomestarGamer, who posted a piece of wood that looked like Homestar Runner.

Video Transcript

{A picture of a piece of wood who looks like Homestar speaks}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Today I am become a deck!

{A container of what appears to be cinnamon appears and is shook onto the wooden Homestar's face, with his eyes closing}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Poof paff puff.

{The wooden Homestar blinks a few times}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: That... that was sawdust.

26 Mar 2021


Aww, thanks for weathering the import/VAT/whatev charges! Don't forget the soundboard of my quotes and the dumb songs we wrote to help you learn the rules:
trogdorboardgame.homestarrunner.com/soundboard/
This Tweet is a reply to @SamtheAngelFox, who imported Trogdor!! The Board Game to Australia.
24 Mar 2021


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Everybody made such a big deal out of Mar10 Day but no one ever talks about Mar21 Day when Videlectrix adds premium Marzipan DLC to their hit games.
21 Mar 2021


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Hey tabletoptypes! Wanna play Trogdor the board game with pals online? Check out this awesome fan made mod for @TabletopSim by @MarcusRaven86!

steamcommunity.com/sharedfi...

You can also watch him play it tonight (3/20 8pm edt) on his streamins:

twitch.tv/marcusraven86
20 Mar 2021


How to properly (home)slice a Homestar cake:

1. Cut the first piece out of his face so it looks like his rectangly talkmouth.
2. Rip his star off with your bare hand and shove into loved one's face

3. Now bake and decorate the Strong Bad cake you shoulda made in the first place!
This Tweet quotes @Klonoa1545, who baked a Homestar Runner cake.
19 Mar 2021


Sorry, the closest you'd get is a rushed "crap suzy" and it wouldn't be worth the 200 bucks I'd charge you on that app "Get Internet Wrestlemen to Record Stuff 4 U Cuz They Need 2 Pay 4 A New Videocard."
This Tweet is a reply to @swearsister, who wanted Strong Bad to say "crepe suzette".
16 Mar 2021


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Hey, you're right @NikolasMokalis! From behind, hatless Homestar DOES look like a graphic design-y oven mitt icon!
This Tweet quotes @NikolasMokalis, who sent Strong Bad the picture in the video because it reminded him of Homestar Runner.

Video Transcript

{Zoom in on an icon of an oven mitt on a flyer advertising something to do with "Culinary Content". The oven mitt turns around to reveal Homestar Runner's mustachioed face.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hustle for culinary content!

Fun Facts

  • "Hustle for culinary content" is a reference to "hustle for sports" from Coach Z's 110%, also spoken by Homestar in a mustache.
16 Mar 2021


I TAKE IT BACK!! I TAKE IT BAAAACK!
This Tweet is a reply to @DavidASandoval, who replied to the previous Tweet with another A.I. generated video, this time of the Strong Mad figurine singing the "Ding Dong Song" by Günther ft. The Sunshine Girls.
13 Mar 2021


Oh man! Try it with the Graw Mad figurine!!
This Tweet is a reply to @DavidASandoval, who posted an A.I. generated video of the Strong Sad figurine singing the song "Baka Mitai" from the game Yakuza 0.
13 Mar 2021


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With a full scholarship!*

*full scholarship is one (1) "wet type" vhs head cleaner cassette
This Tweet is a reply to @BraxtonWerthers, who posted about getting accepted to CGNU and getting their degree in TV/VCR repair.
12 Mar 2021


Why does the Porridgedi Maiden on the right have TWO RIGHT HANDS?!!!
This Tweet is a reply to @oxacillin, who posted a picture of a painting of two Porridge Maiden-like women asking if Lem Sportsinterviews made it.
12 Mar 2021


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Here's the full still image. Zoom in and pinch around! See how many braincats you can find! Once you find one you can't stop!
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.
12 Mar 2021


(p.s. go buy her hilariawesome book about A.I.! youlooklikeathing.com)
This Tweet links to @JanelleCShane's book.
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.
11 Mar 2021


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Internet pal @JanelleCShane got a discount neural net to generate an image of me! Witness the trainwreckery!
This Tweet quotes @JanelleCShane about her new book about A.I.

Video Transcript

{white caption on a black background}

CAPTION: A.I. shenanigans by Janelle Shane of aiweirdness.com Image generated using Vadim Epstein's CLIP+FFT

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Okay so according to an A.I. driven image generating algorithm—

{cut to the image being described}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} this is a depiction of {yellow text of the following appears} "A cartoon of Strong Bad from Homestar Runner singing Rock and Roll in a band".

{text fades}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} And then they added {yellow text of the following appears} "lasers and brains" as fine detail parameters.

{text fades and zoom on a part of the image}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} That sorta looks like me, {green outline of Strong Bad's face appears} in front of one of them old-timey Nashville-type microphones, {green outline of the microphone appears} y'know?

{both outlines fade}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} And check it out I'm playing Trog-guitar-dor {green outline of a Trogdor guitar appears} the Arpeggi-ator!

{pan to another part of the image}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} I do see a lot of lasers,—

{zoom to show full image}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} but how come there's Homestar Runners all over the place, {The "Homestar Runners" are circled in green} with cool shades?

{zoom to one of the "Homestar Runners"}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} This mess is like, space Homestar doing turkey calls. {green outline of the "Space Homestar" appears} Doesn't it look like he's got his tongue waggling out of his ooh-lips like {does a turkey call as the outline's tongue waggles}

{zoom to the top of "Space Homestar"}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Oh and check it out here's the brains! He's got like blue flaming brains coming out of his space helmet. That's pretty cool.

{pan to another "Homestar Runner"}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} And this one up here is clearly evil Puppet Homestar, {green outline of "Evil Puppet Homestar appears} or maybe one of those bad guys from Q*Bert. {the Q*Bert enemy appears and the outline fades}

{pan to another part of the image}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} And then there's wizard King of Town up here, with a weird peanut for a head. {outline of what Strong Bad described}

{pan lower in the image}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Hey check it out, it's one of my—

{the first Olda Boy appears}

OLDA BOY: I miss video games—

{the Olda Boy dissapears}

STRONG BAD: college boys from Teen Girl Squad.

{pan to garbled text}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} And this says, {what Strong Bad says appears in yellow text} "EOLA?" {pronounced ee-oh-luh} Or maybe "FOLA?" Or maybe "FOLK!"

{zoom out to show the "Strong Bad" from earlier}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Maybe I'm like lasering folk music {green lasers appear} with my hot licks!

{zoom to more garbled text}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} And if you look at this for less than half a second, it says {what Strong Bad says appears in yellow text} "Strong Bad". But after that it says "4 Strant Post".

{pan to more garbled text near the bottom}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} What does this say at the bottom? {what Strong Bad says appears in yellow text} "and treadmill"? Oh yeah! I forgot, this whole image tiles—

{zoom out to show whole image}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} like, infinitely in all directions.

{zoom to more garbled text}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Now it says {what Strong Bad says appears in yellow text} "2nd Sternhill". Sounds like a subdivision.

{the parent from Fan Costumes 2015 slides in from the left}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover, as the parent} Keithly, have you seen what 2nd Sternhill's done with their swim and tennis club? {logo for 2nd Sternhill Rich & Raquet Club appears to the right} Why it's just preposterous.

{logo and parent slide offscreen, while pan right}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover, speaking normally} Get the slight impression of a guitar {green outline of a guitar appears} here.

{outline fades}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Maybe like a fishnet {green outline of a leg appears} high heeled leg comin' down.

{outline fades, pan left}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} These look like, ripped blue jean legs, {green outline of jean legs appears} comin' down from mayb- maybe an acoustic guitar, {green outline of a guitar appears on the legs} one of those ones that has the pie pan {black outline of a pie pan appears} in it. I don't know what those are for.

{all outlines fade}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} If I had- if I played on of those guitars I would have a full freshly {outlines reappear with a pie} baked pie in it, Richie Sambora.

11 Mar 2021


Easter egg from a late era Marzipan's Answering Machine I think.
This Tweet is a reply to @Phyreburnz who replied to the cover song Tweet, asking where the scene of Homestar in the kiddie pool was from.
11 Mar 2021


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This Tweet links to a video from 2016 of Puppet Homestar singing the Night Court theme.
This Tweet is a reply to @jakehuneycutt who replied to the cover song Tweet, praising Homestar's rendition of the Night Court theme.
11 Mar 2021


And remember, that last song's not Seger, it's Hardee's:
This Tweet links to an 80's Hardee's commercial promoting Alvin and the Chipmunks collectible drinking glasses.
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.
11 Mar 2021


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Not to be outdone by the vinyl release of my album, Homestar has put together a compilation of his cover songs for your unjoyment.

Video Transcript

{Homestar dressed as the Greatest American Hero from The House that Gave Sucky Treats}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Believe it or not, I'm walkin' around, I never thought I could trick or tre-e-eat...

{cut to Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Doot! Doo doo doot! Doo doo doot! Deedoodadeedoo! Boop! Boo doo doot! Boo doo doot! Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, Well I'm back in black, and I'm hittin' the sack and everybody does something and all, uh, back in the black.

{cut to Homestar pouring Mountain Dew on the Compy from anything}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Never-ending so-oda! A-a-a, a-a-a, a-a-a...

{cut to Homestar in a karate outfit lying in the dark of the gymnasium from the easter egg of montage}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} I'm the best around! Sombadubba sombadubba, take me down! I'm the best around! Dubba dubba dubbado, take me down!

{cut to closeup of Homestar with his buzzer spinning from car}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Dooooo, doo doo doo dooooooooo. Dooo doot doot doot doot! Doo da doo da doo. Doo doot!

{cut to Homestar sitting in the kiddie pool filled with sand labeled "QUiCK SAnD" from the easter egg of Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Somewheres, out theres...

{cut to Homestar dancing in his The Pizz uniform holding a The Pizz pizza box from the easter egg of pizza joint}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Party! Cheatsa Party!

{cut to Homestar wearing his horned helmet in a bathtub filled with gold coins from the easter egg of Ever and More!}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Lasers, race cars, aeroplanes, doot doo, ah-doot doo!

{cut to Homestar dancing in his sleepwear holding a rolled up sleeping bag from the easter egg of slumber party}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Party! Slumber party! Listen to some Sade! At my slumber party!

{cut to Homestar being hung upside-down by The Paper in the dark computer room from the easter egg of the paper}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} The blood is rushing to my head... Blacking out, blacking out, blacking out...

{cut to everyone in their costumes from Which Ween Costumes?}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing with a slight echo} Do you realize... blah blah blah... that I have the most... low budget style? Do you realize...?

{cut to Homestar falling onto a stage knocking Strong Sad and Marzipan off before dancing, from strong badathlon}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Just take those old glasses off the shelf...

11 Mar 2021


That's cause he's rendered with ASCIIAROSCURO shading! But i'll try for you here:

                            V
                ^\/^     ••
              /^^^^^~^^|
   (^^^ /             VVV   <<<
  (   )^ /     (^\__/\/\/\    <<<
   @    (     (

Okay never mind.
This Tweet is a reply to @Nerdevar, who criticized the lack of consummate V's on the Strong Bad Emails 1-200 Six Disc Set back cover art.
4 Mar 2021

February

Text / Transcript Date / Link
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That Lexus prolly belongs to that Keeper of Trogdor called Hardybardy. Always trying to get in good with the boss burninator. Er... the bossinator?
This Tweet is a reply to @DrMacsBug, who shared a photo of a license plate frame bearing the words "Believe in the Trogdor Who Believes in Burninating".
27 Feb 2021


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Is this what you're seein? This is where my brains go.
This Tweet is a reply to @cerealouslynet, who posted a photo of Chocolate Chip Krave, commenting that it looked like The Cheat.
26 Feb 2021


I think you mean "bwoken."
This Tweet is a reply to @NMFreed, who posted an edited poster for a Spider-Man movie featuring Homestar Runner, saying "the multiverse has been broken".
23 Feb 2021


Daaaaaang. You peoples went nuts and bought all of my rekkids!! Well, for only 10 bucks you can always get the album on compactimost disc.

homestore-runner.myshopify.com/products/stron...

Or buy it on no disc here and on other streamins services:

Strong Bad Sings by Strong Bad music.apple.com/us/album/stron...
This Tweet links to Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits in the Shopify store.
This Tweet is a reply to the vinyl cover Tweet.
23 Feb 2021


Naw, I hadn't written that jam yet when SB Sings came out. But it's all over the streamins':
This Tweet links to Grumblecakes on Songwhip.
This Tweet is a reply to @spatulatrix, who was disappointed that "Grumblecakes" wasn't on Strong Bad Sings.
23 Feb 2021


Nope! You totally don't need it. This product was specifically designed for people who want it. If you find yourself not wanting it, then it is definitely not for you!
This Tweet is a reply to @YoshiAngemon, who owned the Strong Bad Sings CD and wanted to know if they needed to buy the vinyl.
23 Feb 2021


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And don't forget to trick out your turntables and protect your precious Europants EDM records with DJ Teh Cheat on this cool slipmat with art by ruler of schools @spacecoyotl!

fangamer.com/products/dj-ch...
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.
23 Feb 2021


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Cheap As Free Recordings and @Fangamer present! With all new amazing artwork from @leepetty!
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.

Video Transcript

See Strong Bad Sings on Vinyl!
23 Feb 2021


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Strong Bad Sings on VINYL!! Out NOW!

fangamer.com/products/stron...
23 Feb 2021


This is intriguing. I am finding myself... intrigued.
This Tweet is a reply to @Ratheronfire, who recreated Stinkoman 20X6 using Godot.
22 Feb 2021


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Today's Old Crap Corner features that time I wished Flash happy birthday and got to shape tween Homestar!

homestarrunner.com/flashday
22 Feb 2021


Whoa! This must be the rare "Eye Gouge Damage Talking Strong Bad!" I didn't think @Fangamer was really gonna take my advice and make that variant!! Does it make "pus squish sounds™" and smell gangrenous like the napkin doodles I sent the manufacturer?!
This Tweet is a reply to @SpAM_CAN, who got a Talkin Strong Bad Plush with a black eye.
20 Feb 2021


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Check it out, @JanelleCShane used a neural net to generate weird mascots and got the same kinda results that we did from just being really hungry and tired and sorta confused.
This Tweet quotes @JanelleCShane, who generated mascot names using a neural net.
19 Feb 2021


Trust me. Not a story you wanna hear.

Once upon a twice, everything was great. Then Homestar Runner showed up in his duck shirt and everything has been exactly 1 HU (homestarnomical unit) less great ever since. The end.
This Tweet is a reply to @tiffaneemee and @ericsmithrocks about a potential History of Homestar Runner book.
18 Feb 2021


Ahh! Looks like me if someone flayed the bottom half of my face!!
This Tweet is a reply to @FoxyMalD, who knitted a shawl that was said to look like Strong Bad.
17 Feb 2021


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Vamlumtime's GIF Game! Click to stop the animation and discover who's got a random crush on whom! It's gonna get weird!!
14 Feb 2021


currently at direct URLs:

homestarrunner.com/sbemail200
(no dot html)
and
homestarrunner.com/sbemail100
(also no dot html)

still getting the redirects to point to all the right spots.
This Tweet is a reply to @tcy_alex, who asked where Not the 100th Email!!! and Page Load Error were on the new site.
12 Feb 2021


The concept is just to play the games from my disk caddy that appeared in actual sbemails like the theme song told you:
hrwiki.org/wiki/Floppy_Di...
This Tweet is a reply to @SquareLukester, who asked if viewers could request games for Disk 4 of 12.
12 Feb 2021


The only games up for consideration are these:

hrwiki.org/wiki/Floppy_Di...

It says so in my opening theme song even!
This Tweet is a reply to @pullahoko, who replied to the Disk 4 of 12 Tweet, suggesting the game Super Solvers.
12 Feb 2021


Odell Lake is on the list! MECC's classic that was buried by its more popular, dysentery-infused older sibling Oregon Trail.
This Tweet is a reply to @PetrarchEleven, who replied to the previous Tweet, mentioning Odell Lake.

Fun Facts

12 Feb 2021


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New stuff! I finally finished a full episode of my "Strong Bad Plays Old PC Games" series!

Watch it up/watch it down here:

youtube.com/watch?v=yvscxQ...
12 Feb 2021


check the archived flash site:

old.homestarrunner.com/sadjournal/

that'll get you most of his whiny lament. And then box under bed is here:

homestarrunner.com/wonderyears

don't tell nobody.
This Tweet is a reply to @HauntedDriveIn, who replied to the previous Tweet asking if there was a way to find Strong Sad's Lament and The Secrets That I Keep on the updated site.
8 Feb 2021


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This week's Old Crap Corner features old valentines and grim The Cheat-commissioned animations!
homestarrunner.com/old-valentines
8 Feb 2021


That one's out of print. Gonna do a 3 disc, all-in-one-box set of Everything Else at some point like we did for Sbemails.
This Tweet is a reply to @RegehrEvan, who asked when Everything Else, Volume 2 is going back in stock.
3 Feb 2021


And don't forget our goodtime pals from @YachtRockRevue who are both ignorant of what vanguard means AND here to party. Very important viewpoints, both.
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.
2 Feb 2021


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Did you know that @murderwizard, Gary Palaroncini himself, cameo'd in this heavy metal parking lot footage from an old Baddest of the Bands promo? More like HE'S the vanguard. Check out all the awesome stuff that guy's made:
jchristopherarrison.com

Video Transcript

FIRST FAN: I mean... I mean what excites me is that, Strong Bad, he's kinda uh, he's like a vanguard. He comes out with new things all the time and I-I have- none of us have any idea what he's gonna do but I'm totally pyched for it. So I hope he blows my mind. I hope he blows- I hope he blows his mind.

{pan to second fan}

SECOND FAN: I don't even know what "vanguard" means! {laughs}

{pan to third fan}

CAMERAMAN: Do you know what "vanguard" means?

THIRD FAN: Oh vanguard! VANGUARD! WOOOOOOOO!

{cut to closer up}

THRID FAN: MARZIPAN!! Haha! Oww!

CAMERAMAN: Who's Marzipan?

FOURTH FAN: I'm just here to party.

2 Feb 2021


That was fast!! This is fantastic! I want this on every country dish towel hanging on every dishwasher handle in every hamwater-smelling grandma's kitchen in the world!!
This Tweet is a reply to @CraftingGeek, who created a cross stitch pattern of The Cheat in a Cornucopia in response to Strong Bad's request earlier that day.
1 Feb 2021


It is. It just changes every week. But the content stays up if you know where to look.
This Tweet is a reply to @CosToons, who asked if Old Crap Corner would be a section on the site.
1 Feb 2021


Yes. More are being forged as we speak in the deepest dankest Trogfacturing furnaces. But sometimes you can find legit reseller copies on Amazon for around $40.
This Tweet is a reply to @JenClone, who replied to a Trogdor!! The Board Game Tweet from November 2020, asking if the game would be restocked.
1 Feb 2021


Put The Cheat in a Horn of Plenty!!
This Tweet is a reply to @CraftingGeek, who had the idea to stitch Homestar Runner characters into vintage cross-stitch scenes.
1 Feb 2021


Good point. Maybe this first one was aimed AT grandmas.
This Tweet is a reply to @smashpro1, who replied to the Needlepoint Tweet saying that his grandma would never have gotten rid of a few things.
1 Feb 2021


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This week's Old Crap Corner features a weird cross-stitch thing that I guess was going to be an ongoing feature wherein needlepointy versions of us would offer pearls of Grandma's Wall-style wisdom. Dunno why it was abandoned.
homestarrunner.com/needlepoint
1 Feb 2021


Aww, someone finally bought IRL The Cheat another pizza!
This Tweet is a reply to @BigBearDAC, who linked to a video of a serval eating, saying it sounded like The Cheat.
1 Feb 2021


I'll prolly archive it on YT eventually once I have a few minutes worth of this kinda stuff.
This Tweet is a reply to @rickrawlz, who suggested that Strong Bad post the Homestar burrito video to YouTube.
1 Feb 2021

January

Text / Transcript Date / Link
Ahh! Pick The Cheat! THE CHEAT!! Don't remove my husky head! Wrap a rubber band around me and use me as a Capo of Last Resort!
This Tweet is a reply to @feelinbattyy, who was debating whether to hot glue their The Cheat figurine or the head of their Strong Bad figurine to their guitar switch.
30 Jan 2021


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Yup! Not everything works yet but it will. And what does work will load on phones and tablets too! A mobile load!
This Tweet is a reply to @DanOlso56252798, who responded to the Main Page 27 Tweet, asking if homestarrunner.com was still up after the death of Flash.
30 Jan 2021


This is the best worst case of poison ivy I have ever seen.
This Tweet is a reply to @RetroRadNat, who had Homestar Runner tattooed on her arm.
30 Jan 2021


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This burrito is like one o' those "age your grody face" apps! It accurately predicts what elderly Homestar will look like.
This Tweet quotes @lives_bad, who claimed to see Homestar Runner in his burrito.

Video Transcript

{A burrito resembling Homestar Runner, with black beans for eyes, speaks in a wheezy, elderly voice.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Well, Strong Bad, I guess this is the end. To Marzipan I bequeath all my rice and beans. 'Cause she needs to eat more proteins. And to you, Strong Bad, old friend, I leave my precious Cholula. 'Cause you always brought such spice into my life. {coughs}

28 Jan 2021


I want these as a set of elementary school teacher stickers to put on assignments. With captions like "You Cheated!" and "How sad!" and "Pile o' whatsit!"
This Tweet quotes @LukosPH, who posted some stylized Homestar Runner characters.
27 Jan 2021


This Tweet is a reply to @deletehead, who asked if the Cheat Commandos Playset print-out page was on the new website.
26 Jan 2021


Just go here for more KOT than you could ever possibly want/need:
homestarrunner.com/mainking
This Tweet is a reply to @mrdowdle, who said he missed The King of Town.
25 Jan 2021


That's not me. Also just wait.
This Tweet is a reply to @dasuber, who linked to the Twitch account "strongbad" (which isn't Strong Bad's actual account) and asked why Strong Bad doesn't do livestreams or let's play videos with Homestar.
25 Jan 2021


And if your browza tells you it doesn't work at first, mebbe try clearing your cache. Or, um... sending me some cash. Either one.
This Tweet is a reply to the previous reply.
24 Jan 2021


Website still works post-flash thanks to Ruffle (flash emulator). Easter eggs and everything even on phones! Still a work in progress because it doesn't support all the Flashy goodness just yet but it will eventually. Also there's the YouTube channel:
This Tweet links to the homestarrunnerdotcom YouTube channel.
This Tweet is a reply to @GunplabroYT, who asked if sbemails were backed up somewhere to watch without Flash.
24 Jan 2021



It'll be back soon. Videlectrix has almost got the whole thing working in Ruffle.
This Tweet is a reply to @GunplabroYT, who replied to the Main Page 27 announcement Tweet stating that Stinkoman 20X6 was gone forever.
21 Jan 2021


The lofty goals of my Rhythm n' Grammar album have been achieved!
This Tweet is a reply to @Brehm_Sarah, who said they remembered Strong Bad's "its VS. it's" song from local news to figure out which one is the possessive.
21 Jan 2021


Those should be in the shorts section now. Sorrybowdat.
This Tweet is a reply to @DFDvids, who replied to the Main Page 27 announcement Tweet stating that Hremail 62 and 2000 were not on the TV Time Toons Menu.
20 Jan 2021


I'll make sure it's on the Vol 4 to-do list of it's not already on there!
This Tweet is a reply to @_penziiiii, who asked if the Sweet Puttin' Cakes music from mini-golf would be uploaded to streaming sites.
20 Jan 2021


Don't worry. The game will work again soon thanks to Ruffle. It sorta works now 'cept for no music and messed up sound effects and level 4 is weird and level 9 doesn't load and um... maybe never mind.
This Tweet is a reply to @Dakkel6, who replied to the re-enabling Flash Tweet, concerned that they had missed their chance to download Flash.
20 Jan 2021


I blame the agents and lawyers of probably-famous-actor Bernardo Ralshonde.
This Tweet is a reply to @AndroidNina256 and @yoshi7112, who were discussing the unexplained differences between the Flash version and YouTube upload of independent.
19 Jan 2021


Makes more sense, right? The other intro is just screaming at everybody who's watching to look at Homestar which is a little demanding.
This Tweet is a reply to @KevinTemmer, who replied to the Old Crap Corner Tweet, noting that the old website intro actually showed all the characters while singing "everybody".
18 Jan 2021


Not directed at you or your 3D styletypes. Just talkin' smack at the ol' Armless Wonder.
This Tweet is a reply to @KevinTemmer, who called Strong Bad's response to his artwork a "sick burn".
18 Jan 2021


Hmm. I dunno. I might be fine with that one being relegated to out-of-print DVD-only exclusive status. Besides, I lose a serious chunk of my head in that cartoon.
This Tweet is a reply to @MiiCostumeGuy, who replied to the Old Crap Corner Tweet asking about Marshmallow's Last Stand.
18 Jan 2021


Homestar always looks like he leaked outta somewhere. Like maybe from the bottom of a grody fridge in the back of a shady deli or something.
This Tweet is a reply to @KevinTemmer, who posted a 3D render of Homestar Runner that he joked was "leaked" from an upcoming movie.
18 Jan 2021


You're trying to get to it the wrong way. Go to toons menu, scroll to bottom of Toons section, click on In Search of the Yello Dello. Not everything works yet but we'll get there.
This Tweet is a reply to @faizinmotion, who couldn't find the Flash menus for In Search of the Yello Dello and The King of Town toon.
18 Jan 2021


I did it!
This Tweet is a reply to @tcy_alex, who asked if the Main Page 18 effects would be restored.
18 Jan 2021


Fixed! That creepy jagged background mumbles "grabbity grabbity grabbity" again! All your old fave sounds are back!
This Tweet is a reply to @kehander, who replied to the blur filter reply, mentioning the eerie mumbling on Main Page 18 that was lost after the April Fools' 2006 gag.
18 Jan 2021


Then you get to wait in the corner with a hat that says "I already know everything" while the rest of the class has a pizza party.
This Tweet is a reply to @HuckleburyFlynn, who replied to the Old Crap Corner Tweet saying he doubted there was anything Homestar-related he hadn't seen.
18 Jan 2021


Briefly? I can't remember. I was prolly worried that its 102kb filesize was too much of a bandwidth hog! Think of the dial-up fans!!
This Tweet is a reply to @MCSqueakyClean, who replied to the Old Crap Corner Tweet asking if the intro had been on the site before.
18 Jan 2021


Ruffle doesn't support that ol' blur filter just yet but they plan to some day. Patience. For now, enjoy the crystal clear wonder that is ME prancin about in my tightymost whities!
This Tweet is a reply to @coldreactive, who replied to the Old Crap Corner Tweet, noting the Ruffle issues on Main Page 24.
18 Jan 2021


Fangamer will have more in stock. Go here to get notified if'n you want:
This Tweet links to Strong Bad Talking Plush in the Fangamer store.
This Tweet is a reply to @TruthAM, who asked if the Strong Bad Talking Plush was still available.
18 Jan 2021


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In the "Latest Styles" section of the website's new landing page, don't forget Old Crap Corner. Highlighting weird and forgotten stuff you maybe never saw! This week it's an old alternate intro homestarrunner.com/intro2
18 Jan 2021


Mostly fixed. Still figuring out all the Ruffle-ations.
This Tweet is a reply to @Guybrush20X6, who shared screenshots of email flashback's borders exposing the rest of the flash toon beneath it.
17 Jan 2021


Holy sleevetime!! These tats are intense! Are The Cheat and I high-fiving and screaming "you don't deserve a love you never gave!"? Which cartoon is THAT from?!
This Tweet quotes @xjennersonx, who shared her full-sleeve Homestar Runner tattoos. The quote "You don't deserve a love you never gave" appears above Strong Bad and The Cheat on her left arm.
16 Jan 2021


Most of the music from SBCG4AP was repurposed stuff from my old cartoons and sbemails. You can find the source material amidst the 180 tracks on this album and it's other 2 volumes:
This Tweet links to Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 1 on Songwhip.
This Tweet is a reply to @poodonkus, who wanted the original soundtrack from Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People.
14 Jan 2021


Still workin out the flash-emulation kinks. Think of it as one of those cool boundary break discoveries!
This Tweet is a reply to @alexsoddlife, who discovered the glitch in the Scrolling Shooter Games Menu allowing the viewer to fly outside the stage.
14 Jan 2021


Stinkoman doesn't work in the Ruffle emulator quiiiiite yet but you can at least watch the awesome compressy intro cinematic by @SmallBuStudio! But it's being worked on so you'll soon be able to beat level 10!
This Tweet is a reply to @robomatthew, who quoted the Main Page 27 Tweet, happy that Flash content could be preserved so that he could beat Stinkoman 20X6.
14 Jan 2021


This one has touch controls for mobile!
old.homestarrunner.com/trogdor-canvas...
This Tweet is a reply to @Irondragon811, who wanted a TROGDOR! mobile app.
14 Jan 2021


You don't stink from the mud. The Kerrek holds that musky key.
This Tweet is a reply to @metaweta, who responded to the Peasant's Quest Tweet, suggesting an issue with Peasant's Quest because the knight didn't acknowledge Rather Dashing being muddy.
14 Jan 2021


I agree.
This Tweet is a reply to @semateos, who wanted a Strong Bad VR game.
14 Jan 2021


Yes! There are any plans!
This Tweet is a reply to @CompBullSheet, who asked if there were any plans to improve user experience with Ruffle.
14 Jan 2021


Where's an Egg was an Actionscript 3 joint which Ruffle doesn't support just yet. Patience! Egg-related patience!
This Tweet is a reply to @kitfm, who noted that Where's an Egg? was broken.
14 Jan 2021


Added bonus!! The latest Ruffle update appears to have made Peasant's Quest totally playable again!
homestarrunner.com/disk4of12
This Tweet is a reply to the Main Page 27 Tweet.
14 Jan 2021


Or for mobile, press or say, old.homestarrunner.com/trogdor-canvas/
Or to end this call, just hang up or say "shut it you."
This Tweet is a reply to the previous reply.
14 Jan 2021


Try it now!
This Tweet is a reply to @Age_of_Greed, who got a 404 error when he tried to play TROGDOR!.
14 Jan 2021


Stinkoman got animated like this so he's covered for birthday presents for the next decade.
This Tweet links to Stinkoman 20X6 Intro Cinematic on YouTube.
This Tweet is a reply to @Karolicker, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking where Stinkoman's party was in reference to Happy Trogday.
13 Jan 2021


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18 years ago today, I drew a little dragon and screamed a little song. Come celebrate #Trogday with the first new homepage in over 10 years.
homestarrunner.com/main/27
13 Jan 2021


Don't worry. He's not.
This Tweet is a reply to @Pocomouse, who replied to the previous Tweet saying they never knew the King of Town was named King Castlefunny.
11 Jan 2021


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Who do you think would win in a vintage cold ones signage battle? King Castlefunny or that Hamms Bear? I'm betting the King fries and eats Bear in three rounds.
(kot art by @babypopdipstick)

Video Transcript

{A bar sign: the left side resembles a stone tower with an LED display simulating a beer glass filling and emptying. The right side has a picture of King Castlefunny and a beer glass, and the words 'King Castlefunny proclaimeth: "The Glass is ALWAYS half-full with" Frothman's LITE'.}

ANNOUNCER: Here at Frothman's Lite, we're way more concerned with cool, throwback-y signage than we are with a cold one that tastes any good.

11 Jan 2021


This has been discussed.
This Tweet links to Homestar Runner Squintmojis on YouTube.
This Tweet is a reply to @RABlDCHILD, who posted a series of emojis, saying they looked like Strong Bad.
6 Jan 2021


By going to homestarrunner.com right now where you can watch the original cartoons without flash on all devices and in all browsers thanks to a project called Ruffle!
This Tweet is a reply to @bethahop, who asked how she could watch Homestar Runner without Flash.
6 Jan 2021


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Aw man! How come @npr didn't use this great clip of me rippin' on public radio instead?!

Also apparently me and my dumb animal character companions are a "cool early experiment!" Sounds dangerous, not-peer-reviewed, and unstable! I like it!
This Tweet quotes @mcolles, who linked to NPR's segment on the death of Flash, in which Homestar Runner was given a shoutout.

Video Transcript

See public radio segment of radio.

5 Jan 2021


Yes. Someday.
This Tweet is a reply to @AlucardsQuest, who replied to the Intro Cinematic Tweet asking if there was any chance of a console port of Videlectrix games.
4 Jan 2021


No you don't understand, the real Homsar said this while raking corn starch into a shag carpet! I recorded it and matched it up with this fan's puppet video!
This Tweet is a reply to @bortman0, who replied to the previous Tweet noting that what Homsar said made sense.
4 Jan 2021


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I did it @gabemcfrank! I got Homestar and Homsar to say stuff that matches your ancient homemade fan puppets! I crap you not, they just said this stuff throughout the normal course of their day! Apparently, Homestar constantly addresses an invisible audience of "kids."
This Tweet quotes the same @gabemcfrank Tweet as before.

Video Transcript

{Homestar's puppet pops up in front of a curtain.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Laaaaa! Oh hello kids! I'm fish face broken buzzer Homestar Runner! Byyye!

{He disappears. Cut to Homsar's puppet.}

HOMSAR: AaAaAaA! Don't look now, but I'm a felt tube in portrait mode!

{He disappears.}

4 Jan 2021


These are amazing! Pime cone Bubs is inspired! And that Trogdorvski crystal Strong Sad is just begging to be cat swatted!
This Tweet quotes @EnduringBeta, whose partner made a number of ornaments inspired by Decemberween Short Shorts.
3 Jan 2021


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Known issues. On hold with tech support now.
This Tweet is a reply to @colincidence, who reported that homestarrunner.com was down.
3 Jan 2021


These are perfect! They accurately reflect what droopy bags both Homestar and Homsar are in real life! Send me some video of them in action and I'll see if I can trick those two into recording voices!
This Tweet is a reply to @gabemcfrank, who shared Homestar Runner and Homsar puppets he made as a child.
3 Jan 2021


Read the warning below the screen. Ruffle can't do blurrytimes yet
This Tweet is a reply to @Hudson8675309, who reported that Main Page 24 was not blurry.
1 Jan 2021


Stinkoman is AS2, not 3. Biggest issue is Ruffle choking on external files that hold all the level data. Currently, in the Ruffle version, you can watch level intro cutscenes and read the manual and play levels 3.1 and 3.2 since they don't load from external files.
This Tweet is a reply to @bemusedHorseman and @GabePuratekuta, who were discussing Stinkoman 20X6 not working in Ruffle due to its use of ActionScript.
1 Jan 2021


Good catch! Fixed it up so nice!
This Tweet is a reply to @tcy_alex, who noted that a buggy version of the Strong Bad Email your friends had been uploaded to the new website.
1 Jan 2021


btdubz: Stinkoman still appears to be playable in Chrome for the time being if you have flash enabled:
old.homestarrunner.com/stinkogame/v7/...
This Tweet is a reply to the Tweet about the intro cinematic.
1 Jan 2021


There's a warning under the game about that. Stinkoman doesn't work in Ruffle in the first place and this version sorta works (only level 3! Your fave I'm sure!) which is better than a 404 page. It's aaaaaaall being worked on and in progress.
This Tweet is a reply to @thunderzizi, who reported that the Stinkoman 20X6 version linked from the games menu only went up to level 4.
1 Jan 2021


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Finally, witness the Stinkoman 20X6 intro cinematic by @SmallBuStudio in full-em-on HD! (Props to everybody who earned this by beating the game!)

youtu.be/_iAaQ-MTDIU
1 Jan 2021


They're all hidden on the sbemail menu! (not on mobile currently)
This Tweet is a reply to @Spy_waffles, who asked if the scroll button songs were gone for good after the homestarrunner.com update.
1 Jan 2021
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