Happy Hallow-day
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It's Halloween Night but it's not Halloween Night. Everyone sets out to find out what happened to it before Halloween is over!
Cast (in order of appearance): Marzipan, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat, Homestar Runner, Strong Sad, Pom Pom, Coach Z, Bubs, The Goblin, The King of Town, The Poopsmith, Homsar (Easter egg)
Places: The Field, Strong Bad's Basement, Spooky Forest
Page Title: HA HA HA HA Halloween Night!
Date: October 30, 2006
Running Time: 5:18 (Site Approximation)
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Transcript
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MARZIPAN: Do do-doo. Lot's of leaves. Do do-doo.
STRONG BAD: Grooly bloody gross and blood!
MARZIPAN: Eh, nice try Strong Bad. I'm just not feeling it in broad daylight. And, your hiding behind a twig.
STRONG BAD: Yeah I know. Why isn't it dark yet?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Extrie, extrie! Read all about it! Halloween night missing! Citizen mobilize to save holiday! In unrelated news, this newsboy costume is not my Halloween costume!
{setting changes to Strong Bad's Basement}
STRONG BAD: This is bull donk! How are we supposed to scandalize and vandalize without the protective cover of Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Halloween night?
THE CHEAT: {questioning cheat noises}
STRONG BAD: I'm going to interrogate the toilet for about eight minutes. See if he knows anything. After that, we'll form into a giant robotic Halloween Night-finding space panther! Or not.
{changes setting to field with Homestar, Pom Pom, and Strong Sad}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Halloween Niiiight! Come here boy! {whistles and brings out chew toy} I got this stupid, yucky chew toy for ya!
STRONG SAD: Homestar, you are aware that Halloween Night is not a puppy, aren't you?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {in a laughing voice} Ye-es. {whistles} Obviously. I am aware that it is not. What was that last part?
STRONG SAD: A puppy.
HOMESTAR: A puppy.
STRONG SAD: Okay, good. But seriously, we have to find Halloween Night. I don't do so well with all this sunlight! {eerie music plays}
HOMESTAR: Sit, Halloween Night, Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit sit-sit!
{Strong Sad and Pom Pom run away.}
HOMESTAR: {whistles}
{scene changes to Marzipan and Coach Z on a different part of the field}
MARZIPAN: {playing her guitar, Carol}
COACH Z: Hey! Whatcha doing there, sister!
MARZIPAN: I'm trying to attract Halloween Night with music. It loves rega you know!
COACH Z: Good idea! And I can do some of my famous Halloween sound FX that everybody knows me for.
MARZIPAN: Coach Z, I don't think that's what everybody knows you for.
COACH Z: What are ya talkin' about? Listen to this spooky howl! Hort! Hort hort! Or get a load of these creepy crackets! Cracket! Cracket-dadadadada! Cracket-dadadadada!
MARZIPAN: We need hamen!
{scene changes to Bubs' Concession Stand}
BUBS: What is wrong with you people? I got instant spray-on Halloween Night! {sprays can} I got Halloween Night vision goggles! I even got this do-it yourself Halloween Night hovercraft kit
{static and change to spooky woods with Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat}
STRONG BAD: Aw man, I thought sure we'd find Halloween Night in the spooky woods! This place has really gone uphill since it dissappeared! Even that rotten old skull doesn't seem so creepy.
THE SKULL: {rainbow afro comes out of head} Ajambonee!
THE CHEAT: {the cheat noises}
STRONG BAD: Good thinkin' mont-ee Cheat! That guy's always hanging out with Halloween Night! But how do we find him?
THE CHEAT: {cheat noises and pulls out keybord and starts playing eerie music}
{The Goblin Appears}
STRONG BAD: What's this crap-cake? Where's Halloween Night? Strong Mad, pat him down! {Strong Mad hangs The Goblin by his feet and shakes him} Aw, he's clean. I'm taking that hamster ball though.
{scene changes to outside The King of Town's Castle with Strong Sad, Pom Pom, The King of Town, and The Poopsmith.
STRONG SAD: Cough it up King of Town! We know you ate Halloween Night!
THE KING OF TOWN: You armatures don't know what your talking about. I'm on a diet. {The Poopsmith nods his head} Strictly Arbor Day and Earth Day this year. {The Poopsmith nods his head}
STRONG SAD: Well now where do we look? I kneed some doom and gloom soon. {laughing} Something funny is happening to the sides of my mouth.
{scene changes to have Homestar making a boxtrap at The Stick}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Homestar Runner, you are a genius! Thank you, Doug. Tell us what your doing here. Well it occured to me that no Halloween Night could resist these orenge and black flavored loose tooth remover candies.
COACH Z: How are they biting today Homestar?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Sound Effects Man! Ooo-ooo! Do broken wheelchair - On cobblestone.
COACH Z: {weird noises}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: It's like I'm right there, wheeling grandma through the old town. Do you want to stop right here against your grassa grandma?
Easter Eggs
- As with other Halloween cartoons, click on the Poopsmith's head to see Homsar.
- {Homsar is standing beside a pile of newspapers simmilar to those Homestar is seen with during the toon intro. He is holding up one of the papers to display the headline "EGGS TREE! EGGS TREE!", and a tree growing eggs as fruit can be seen behind him}
- HOMSAR: Eggs tree, eggs tree! This get-up is mah get down! {as he says the second sentence, his head sinks into his neck, leaving an empty space}
- At the end, click on Strong Bad:
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Sta-rong. Bad. That's the best Evil Carmen Sandiego costume I've ever seen!
- STRONG BAD: If I wasn't dressed up as a pretend priest-comedian, I'd beat the crap outta you right now.
- At the end, click on Marzipan:
- HOMESTAR RUNNER: Marzipan, I just love your "I-have-a-catapiller-crawling-across-my forehead" costume! That's kind of a mustache...have..costume...
- At the end, click on The Cheat:
- STRONG SAD: Uh, The Cheat, technically shouldn't all this sunlight be turning you into some sort of horrible beastie?
- THE CHEAT: {Covers eyes, The Cheat noises sounding similar to Gizmo's line "Bright lights! Bright lights!"}
- At the end click on Strong Sad:
- STRONG BAD: 'At's a good costume, Strong Sad. What is that, you at your twenty-year high school reunion?
Fun Facts
Explanations
Trivia
Remarks
Goofs
Glitches
Inside References
- Homestar's "orange and black flavored loose tooth removers" are a reference to Marshie's "orange and black flavored" marshmallows seen in Malloween Commercial.
- Bub's do-it yourself Halloween Night hovercraft kit is a Hollerin' Jimmy's brand which previously apeared in the email lackey. Bubs also had the product then.
- At the end, when you click on Strong Bad, Homestar compares his costume to his 2001 costume: Carmen Sandiego.
Real-World References
- Strong Bad calls The Cheat a Monchicheat.
