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'''Teen Girl Squad''' is a purposefully crudely drawn [[comic]] series, drawn on notebook paper, which centers around four stereotypical teenage girls' quest to become popular and to look "SO GOOD!", or so they say. Of course, they never appear to succeed due to being always on a different track.  Its origins began in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[comic]], when a girl named Brittany asked [[Strong Bad]] to make a comic strip about her four friends.  Strong Bad's spur-of-the-moment comic soon became a series of its own; the [[Brothers Chaps]] have also admitted to using it as an outlet for new female characters.  In each issue, the blandly named girls — [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], [[What's Her Face]], and [[The Ugly One]] — perform typical teenage activities, such as going to the mall, attracting cute boys, or babysitting, but Strong Bad's overactive imagination often subjects the girls to strange and gruesome deaths.  Being [[Teen Girl Squad Deaths|killed]] doesn't seem to be a problem for the girls, however, as they always return for the next issue, or sometimes simply later in the episode.  The two most popular gags in the series are the girls' catchphrase, "SO GOOD!", and the onomatopoeia used when a character dies — [[-'d]], for example: "Lathe'd!", used to describe What's Her Face's being killed by spinning near a blade.  Another common gag involves the girls exclaiming something in the format [[Ow! My X!]] to express pain in an unorthodox area, such as "my most of me" or "my [[style]]".
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'''Menu Page Title:''' T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!
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==Issues==
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{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5  style="border-collapse:collapse"
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|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
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! Screenshot !! Issue !! Running Time !! Date 
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| [[Image:tgs1.PNG|100px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]]<br>(from [[comic]]) || 0:52 || December 2, 2002
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|-
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| [[Image:Tgs2.PNG|100px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2]] || 1:12 || February 10, 2003
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|-
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| [[Image:tgs3.PNG|100px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]] || 1:37 || May 12, 2003
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|-
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| [[Image:tgs4.png|100px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]] || 1:38 || September 15, 2003
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|-
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| [[Image:tgs5.PNG|100px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]] || 1:57 || March 1, 2004
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|-
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| [[Image:tgs6.PNG|100px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6|Issue 6]]<br>([[Decemberween]] Special) || 1:22 || July 12, 2004
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|-
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| [[Image:tgs7.PNG|100px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]]<br>(Teeny Tiny Girl Squad) || 1:53 || August 23, 2004
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|-
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| [[Image:Kissy Boots.PNG|100px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]] || 2:24 || January 17, 2005
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|-
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| [[Image:Drivers Eded.png|100px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]] || 2:05|| June 20, 2005
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|-
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| [[Image:TeenGirlSquad10.PNG|100px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]]<br>(Tenthennial Extravaganza) || 3:34 || October 10, 2005
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|-
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| [[Image:TeenGirlSquad11.PNG|100px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Issue 11]] || 3:30 || July 17, 2006
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|-
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| [[Image:TeenGirlSquad12.png|100px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|Issue 12]]<br>(Valentimes Day Special) || 3:20 || February 12, 2007
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|-
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| [[Image:TeenGirlSquad13.png|100px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13|Issue 13]] || 3:25 || June 18, 2007
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|-
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| [[Image:tgs14 Scantron armor.png|100px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14|Issue 14]]<br> || 3:40 || May 12, 2008
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|-
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| [[Image:tgs 15.png|100px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15|Issue 15]] ||  4:14 || May 11, 2009
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|}
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==[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]==
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During the first three episodes of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People, Strong Bad makes some Teen Girl Squad comics. In the first two episodes, the comics are mini-games where your goal is to make Strong Bad laugh heartily to get the high score by killing all four girls during the course of the comics. You do this by using the correct items on the right girls during the right scenes. However some items are unavailable until Strong Bad finds the cards that provide additional ways to kill the girls.
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{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5  style="border-collapse:collapse"
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|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
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! Screenshot !! Issue
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| [[Image:TgsComicCreator.PNG|100px]] || [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad]]
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|-
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| [[Image:CaveGirlSquad.png|100px]] || [[Strong Badia the Free Cave Girl Squad]]
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|-
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| [[Image:TGSMeetsLimozeen.png|100px]] || [[Baddest of the Bands Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen]]
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|}
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==Other Appearances==
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*[[404'd]]
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*Email [[privileges]] (One of [[The Cheat]]'s privileges is to ghostwrite an issue of TGS)
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*Email [[virus]] (Issue [[Pi|3.14159265and the rest]])
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*Email [[theme park]] (Easter egg)
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*Email [[death metal]]
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*[[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!#Teen Girl Squad Sample|HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]] (a segment of Teen Girl Squad is shown)
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*Email [[pizza joint]]
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*Email [[love poems]]
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*Email [[magic trick]] (Easter egg)
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*[[4 Gregs]]
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*[[Decomposing Pumpkins]]
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*[[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]]
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*[[Really Cool Boat]]
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==Fun Facts==
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*Every episode has a different "description" of each girl on their title cards at the beginning. An extra set of these descriptions is also viewable in the preview of Teen Girl Squad on the [[TV Time Toons Menu]], which can be seen by holding the cursor over the Teen Girl Squad button ([[HR:menuswfs/menu_tgs.swf|swf file here]]). The descriptions tend to refer to Cheerleader's spoiled nature, So and So's book-smarts, What's Her Face's awkwardness or poverty, and The Ugly One's weirdness or lack of hygiene.
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{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5  style="border-collapse:collapse"
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|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
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! Issue !! Cheerleader !! So and So !! What's Her Face !! The Ugly One 
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| [[TV Time Toons Menu|Toons Menu]] || hair products! || plaid skirt! || baggy clothes! || drill team!
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|-
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]] || cheer! || fashion sense! || unpopular! || hygiene?
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|-
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2]] || growth spurt! || school spirit! || pity friend! || [[wikipedia:psoriasis|psoriasis]]!
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|-
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]] || boy crazy! || math crazy! || whatev! || actually crazy
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|-
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]] || cool parents! || student council! || shop lifting? || prepaid lunch!
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|-
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]] || two piece! || one piece! || same clothes! || three piece?!!
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|-
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6|Issue 6]] || wants a pony || wants a savings bond || wants a new stepdad || wants to be cheerleader
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|-
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]] || fattycakes! || polite and boring! || lice and more! || boy or girl?
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|-
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]] || top 40 hits! || hooked on classics! || college radio! || listens to pinebark!
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|-
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]] || backyard pool! || library! || 24 hour diner! || parking deck?
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|-
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| Issue 9 [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9#YouTube Version|(YouTube version)]] || pool lifeguard! || math tutor! || sandwich artist! || still goes to camp!
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|-
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]] || groovy grapefruit pink || viscious<!--[sic]--> violent violet || radacious bodadical razzberry blue || gnarly nursing home green
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|-
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Issue 11]] || cell phone! || pager! || rotary phone! || geiger counter!
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|-
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|Issue 12]] || red undies! || whitman's sampler! || black roses! || pink eye!
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|-
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13|Issue 13]] || $15/hour!! || || $4.75/hour! || plain yogurt/hour!
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|-
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14|Issue 14]] || most likely to! || more than likely to succeed! || least likely to care || like, mostly to secede?
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|-
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| [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad|Homestar Ruiner]] || college boys!! || mathlete boys!! || any boys!! || shrimp po'boys!
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|-
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15|Issue 15]] || strapless! || puffy sleeves! || tie and t-shirt! || leftover brine??!
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|}
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*Each time the Teen Girl Squad menu page loads, the girls say something different. The message on Cheerleader's shirt also changes. The possibilities are below.
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{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2  style="border-collapse:collapse"
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|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
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! Quote !! Cheerleader's Shirt
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|-
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| '''THE UGLY ONE:''' teacher just called me "young man" || style="text-align:center" | solid<br>gold
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|-
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| '''THE UGLY ONE:''' i'm in love with liquid paper. || style="text-align:center" | party<br>[[thyme]]
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|-
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| '''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' nothing is cool. || style="text-align:center" | hott<br>type!
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|-
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| '''SO AND SO:''' on a roll with Honor Roll. || style="text-align:center" | rich<br>[[grrl]]
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|-
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| '''CHEERLEADER:''' you can't be popular AND smart || style="text-align:center" | 2<br>cool<br>4<br>u
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|-
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| '''CHEERLEADER:''' lets have a boy/girl party! || style="text-align:center" | boy<br>:P<br>monger
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|-
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| '''ALL EXCEPT CHEERLEADER:''' SO GOOD! || style="text-align:center" | 2<br>cute
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|}
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*The AhnbergHand [[font]] used for Strong Bad's handwriting contains a few European-style slashes, including lowercase 'q' which [[The Brothers Chaps]] have been known to "Americanize". However, they have not altered the European seven in the current Teen Girl Squad main menu.
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*The page title (T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!11) is Teen Girl Squad[[Wikipedia:Leet#Use of xor and zor|xorx]]!!!! in [[Internet Slang|leetspeak]].
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*So and So was originally referred to as Kristen in the first issue, with the name coming from the original suggestion.  Shortly afterwards, though, she is called Kristina, making it clear that Strong Bad was already forgetting the names.
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*Different toons' back buttons link to different places. Teen Girl Squad issues 1-3, 8-10 and 13 link back to the Toons page while the rest links back to the Teen Girl Squad Menu.
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==External Links ==
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*[https://homestarrunner.com/toons#Teen%20Girl%20Squad view the Teen Girl Squad menu]
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{{extlinks|tgsmenu|action=view|title=the Teen Girl Squad menu|noquotes=true}}
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{{Teen Girl Squad}}
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{{recenttoons}}
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[[Category:Teen Girl Squad|*]]
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[[Category:Lists]]
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[[Category:Strong Bad Email Spin-offs]]

Revision as of 17:52, 1 March 2021

Teen Girl Squad menu
The girls are looking SO GOOD!

Teen Girl Squad is a purposefully crudely drawn comic series, drawn on notebook paper, which centers around four stereotypical teenage girls' quest to become popular and to look "SO GOOD!", or so they say. Of course, they never appear to succeed due to being always on a different track. Its origins began in the Strong Bad Email comic, when a girl named Brittany asked Strong Bad to make a comic strip about her four friends. Strong Bad's spur-of-the-moment comic soon became a series of its own; the Brothers Chaps have also admitted to using it as an outlet for new female characters. In each issue, the blandly named girls — Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One — perform typical teenage activities, such as going to the mall, attracting cute boys, or babysitting, but Strong Bad's overactive imagination often subjects the girls to strange and gruesome deaths. Being killed doesn't seem to be a problem for the girls, however, as they always return for the next issue, or sometimes simply later in the episode. The two most popular gags in the series are the girls' catchphrase, "SO GOOD!", and the onomatopoeia used when a character dies — -'d, for example: "Lathe'd!", used to describe What's Her Face's being killed by spinning near a blade. Another common gag involves the girls exclaiming something in the format Ow! My X! to express pain in an unorthodox area, such as "my most of me" or "my style".

Menu Page Title: T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!

Contents

Issues

Screenshot Issue Running Time Date
Issue 1
(from comic) 		0:52 December 2, 2002
Issue 2 1:12 February 10, 2003
Issue 3 1:37 May 12, 2003
Issue 4 1:38 September 15, 2003
Issue 5 1:57 March 1, 2004
Issue 6
(Decemberween Special) 		1:22 July 12, 2004
Issue 7
(Teeny Tiny Girl Squad) 		1:53 August 23, 2004
Issue 8 2:24 January 17, 2005
Issue 9 2:05 June 20, 2005
Issue 10
(Tenthennial Extravaganza) 		3:34 October 10, 2005
Issue 11 3:30 July 17, 2006
Issue 12
(Valentimes Day Special) 		3:20 February 12, 2007
Issue 13 3:25 June 18, 2007
Issue 14
 3:40 May 12, 2008
Issue 15 4:14 May 11, 2009

Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People

During the first three episodes of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People, Strong Bad makes some Teen Girl Squad comics. In the first two episodes, the comics are mini-games where your goal is to make Strong Bad laugh heartily to get the high score by killing all four girls during the course of the comics. You do this by using the correct items on the right girls during the right scenes. However some items are unavailable until Strong Bad finds the cards that provide additional ways to kill the girls.

Screenshot Issue
Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad
Strong Badia the Free Cave Girl Squad
Baddest of the Bands Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen

Other Appearances

Fun Facts

  • Every episode has a different "description" of each girl on their title cards at the beginning. An extra set of these descriptions is also viewable in the preview of Teen Girl Squad on the TV Time Toons Menu, which can be seen by holding the cursor over the Teen Girl Squad button (swf file here). The descriptions tend to refer to Cheerleader's spoiled nature, So and So's book-smarts, What's Her Face's awkwardness or poverty, and The Ugly One's weirdness or lack of hygiene.
Issue Cheerleader So and So What's Her Face The Ugly One
Toons Menu hair products! plaid skirt! baggy clothes! drill team!
Issue 1 cheer! fashion sense! unpopular! hygiene?
Issue 2 growth spurt! school spirit! pity friend! psoriasis!
Issue 3 boy crazy! math crazy! whatev! actually crazy
Issue 4 cool parents! student council! shop lifting? prepaid lunch!
Issue 5 two piece! one piece! same clothes! three piece?!!
Issue 6 wants a pony wants a savings bond wants a new stepdad wants to be cheerleader
Issue 7 fattycakes! polite and boring! lice and more! boy or girl?
Issue 8 top 40 hits! hooked on classics! college radio! listens to pinebark!
Issue 9 backyard pool! library! 24 hour diner! parking deck?
Issue 9 (YouTube version) pool lifeguard! math tutor! sandwich artist! still goes to camp!
Issue 10 groovy grapefruit pink viscious violent violet radacious bodadical razzberry blue gnarly nursing home green
Issue 11 cell phone! pager! rotary phone! geiger counter!
Issue 12 red undies! whitman's sampler! black roses! pink eye!
Issue 13 $15/hour!! $4.75/hour! plain yogurt/hour!
Issue 14 most likely to! more than likely to succeed! least likely to care like, mostly to secede?
Homestar Ruiner college boys!! mathlete boys!! any boys!! shrimp po'boys!
Issue 15 strapless! puffy sleeves! tie and t-shirt! leftover brine??!


  • Each time the Teen Girl Squad menu page loads, the girls say something different. The message on Cheerleader's shirt also changes. The possibilities are below.
Quote Cheerleader's Shirt
THE UGLY ONE: teacher just called me "young man" solid
gold
THE UGLY ONE: i'm in love with liquid paper. party
thyme
WHAT'S HER FACE: nothing is cool. hott
type!
SO AND SO: on a roll with Honor Roll. rich
grrl
CHEERLEADER: you can't be popular AND smart 2
cool
4
u
CHEERLEADER: lets have a boy/girl party! boy
:P
monger
ALL EXCEPT CHEERLEADER: SO GOOD! 2
cute
  • The AhnbergHand font used for Strong Bad's handwriting contains a few European-style slashes, including lowercase 'q' which The Brothers Chaps have been known to "Americanize". However, they have not altered the European seven in the current Teen Girl Squad main menu.
  • The page title (T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!11) is Teen Girl Squadxorx!!!! in leetspeak.
  • So and So was originally referred to as Kristen in the first issue, with the name coming from the original suggestion. Shortly afterwards, though, she is called Kristina, making it clear that Strong Bad was already forgetting the names.
  • Different toons' back buttons link to different places. Teen Girl Squad issues 1-3, 8-10 and 13 link back to the Toons page while the rest links back to the Teen Girl Squad Menu.

External Links

Teen Girl Squad
Characters Main: Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One
Gregs: Sci-Fi Greg, D n' D Greg, Open Source Greg, Japanese Culture Greg
Minor: Arrow'd Guy, The Birds, Brainkrieg, Fighting Growlbacks, Manolios, Mr. Pitters, Mrs. Commanderson, Olympic Man and Coach, Peacey P, Quarterman, she likes cloth, Thomas, Tompkins
Issues Main: Issue 1, Issue 2, Issue 3, Issue 4, Issue 5, Issue 6, Issue 7, Issue 8, Issue 8½, Issue 9, Issue 10, Issue 11, Issue 12, Issue 13, Issue 14, Issue 15
SBCG4AP: Homestar Ruiner, Cave Girl Squad, Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen
Toons: 4 Gregs, Decomposing Pumpkins
Miscellaneous Locations, Costumes, Theme Song, Fangs, -'d, Ow! My X!, Captioned Transitions
Other Teen Girl Squad Deaths, 404'd, Neon 404'd, Teen Girl Squadcast


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