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In addition to normal [[catch phrases]] on the part of the individual characters, numerous products and shows throughout the [[Homestar Runner universe]] have '''slogans, mottos or jingles.''' | In addition to normal [[catch phrases]] on the part of the individual characters, numerous products and shows throughout the [[Homestar Runner universe]] have '''slogans, mottos or jingles.''' | ||
==Appearances== | ==Appearances== | ||
===[[Ab-Abber 2000]]=== | ===[[Ab-Abber 2000]]=== | ||
- | *"They'll be [[all up ons]]!" | + | *"They'll be [[all up ons]]!" {{--}} [[suntan]] |
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Air Cardgage]]=== | ||
+ | *"This is not what I sagged on for." {{--}} [[diorama]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Always Be'sing & Do'sing]]=== | ||
+ | *"Always [[Be's|be'sing]] and do'sing, and never cheesing or choosing!" {{--}} [[the next april fools thing]] | ||
+ | *"If you're choosin', you're losin'!" {{--}} [[the next april fools thing]] | ||
+ | *"Changin' attitudes with rhymin' platitudes!" {{--}} [[the next april fools thing]] | ||
+ | *"If you're not attendin', you're gonna be... lendin'... your neighbor... a... yard tool... like a shovel. Or a rake." (Always Be's Do'sing 3 Day Life Cleanse Seminar) {{--}} [[the next april fools thing]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[other days#Easter Eggs|B. Ryan Holmes, Certified Arborist]]=== | ||
+ | *"I think it has to do with trees!" {{--}} [[other days]] | ||
===[[Blubb-O's]]=== | ===[[Blubb-O's]]=== | ||
- | *"You guessed it... We're called Blubb-O's" | + | *"You guessed it... We're called Blubb-O's." {{--}} [[nightlife]], [[Blubb-O's Commercial]] |
- | *"Come the Heck Down" | + | *"Come the Heck Down!" {{--}} [[Blubb-O's Commercial]] |
===[[Bubs' Concession Stand]]=== | ===[[Bubs' Concession Stand]]=== | ||
- | *"We're always awesome!" | + | *"We 'got' the goods" {{--}} [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] |
- | *"We've | + | *"All types of crazy [[crap]]" {{--}} [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] |
+ | *"We're always awesome!" {{--}} [[Bubs's Character Video]] | ||
+ | *"We've Got Everything! [[Twice]]!" {{--}} [[Homestar Ruiner]] | ||
+ | *"Make yourself Bubsmfortable!" (as Bubsmfort Inn & Suites) {{--}} [[Fan Costumes 2017]] | ||
===[[Bubs' Old Pizza]]=== | ===[[Bubs' Old Pizza]]=== | ||
- | *"It's-A Really Old" | + | *"It's-A Really Old" {{--}} [[privileges]] |
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Bull Honkey]]=== | ||
+ | *"Thinnest Can Around!!" {{--}} [[road trip]] | ||
===[[Cheat Commandos]]=== | ===[[Cheat Commandos]]=== | ||
*"[[Buy all our playsets and toys!!]]" | *"[[Buy all our playsets and toys!!]]" | ||
*"Cheat Commandos, rock, rock on!" | *"Cheat Commandos, rock, rock on!" | ||
- | *"Cheat Commandos, riggidy-roll!" (according to [[Gunhaver]]; not what they usually say, as [[Silent Rip]] noted) | + | *"Cheat Commandos, riggidy-roll!" (according to [[Gunhaver]]; not what they usually say, as [[Silent Rip]] noted) {{--}} [[An Important Rap Song]] |
- | ===[[Minor Foods# | + | ===[[Minor Foods#Cheat Commandos... O's|Cheat Commandos...O's]]=== |
- | *"Differently Lame!" | + | *"Those aren't O's!" {{--}} [[Cheat Commandos...O's]] |
+ | *"Those still aren't O's!" {{--}} [[specially marked]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Breakfast Cereals from specially marked|Chocolate Breakfast Candy Bar Pops!]]=== | ||
+ | *"Part of this new, tritious breakfast" {{--}} [[specially marked]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[bottom 10|Chocozuma's Revenge]]=== | ||
+ | *"14 Desserts in One!" {{--}} [[bottom 10]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[city (comma) state]]=== | ||
+ | *"In the dead of a small factory town, dealing with your quirky, dysfunctional family is the ''easiest'' part of the journey." {{--}} [[independent]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Minor Drinks#coach_z_ale|Coach Z Ale]]=== | ||
+ | *"Differently Lame!" {{--}} [[time capsule]] | ||
===[[Cold One]]=== | ===[[Cold One]]=== | ||
- | *"A one that isn't cold, is scarcely a one at all." | + | *"A one that isn't cold, is scarcely a one at all." {{--}} [[property of ones]] |
+ | *"Straight from the oven!" (Wärm Önes) {{--}} [[property of ones]] | ||
+ | *"Holy Crap! This Tastes Good!" (Strong Beer Premium [[Alcohol]]ic Cold Ones) {{--}} [[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver|Strong Bad Screensaver]] | ||
===[[Compé]]=== | ===[[Compé]]=== | ||
- | *"Because flat-panel sophistication demands made-up words." | + | *"Because flat-panel sophistication demands made-up words." {{--}} [[Compy Catalog]] |
===[[Crazy Go Nuts University]]=== | ===[[Crazy Go Nuts University]]=== | ||
- | *"The future is you... probably" | + | *"The future is you... probably" {{--}} [[CGNU]] |
+ | *"Join the e-NIVERSITY e-VOLUTION <strike>e-DAY</strike> TODAY!!" (CGNU Online e-Niversity) {{--}} [[theme song]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[independent#Easter Eggs|Cyber.Comma.Static]]=== | ||
+ | *"In the dead of space, dealing with aliens is the ''easiest'' part of the voyage." {{--}} [[independent]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Products from modeling#Doctor Stankfoot's Watery Athlete's Foot Cream|Doctor Stankfoot's Watery Athlete's Foot Cream]]=== | ||
+ | *"Got Stinkfoot? Get Stankfoot!" {{--}} [[modeling]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Minor Foods#File Folder Shaped Vitamins|File Folder Shaped Vitamins]]=== | ||
+ | *"Great for the break room, or maybe a desk drawer!" {{--}} [[the next april fools thing]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[anything#Easter Eggs|Fish Lake]]=== | ||
+ | *"Home of This Fish" {{--}} [[anything]] | ||
===[[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]]=== | ===[[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]]=== | ||
- | *"Seriously, folks, they're the best." | + | *"Seriously, folks, they're the best." {{--}} [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]] |
- | *"The first one to eat a million, wins." | + | *"The first one to eat a million, wins." {{--}} [[the show]] |
- | *"Made from the best stuff!" | + | *"Made from the best stuff!" ([[Fluffy Puff Mayo|Fluffy Puff All-Marshmallow Mayonnaise]]) {{--}} [[Meet Marshie]], [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]], [[A Decemberween Pageant]] |
- | *"They're fluffity! They're puffity! One, two, three, four, five!" | + | *"They're fluffity! They're puffity! One, two, three, four, five!" {{--}} [[Meet Marshie]] |
- | *"Yeah! Still!" | + | *"Yeah! Still!" {{--}} [[retirement]] |
- | *"Why ever drink again?" | + | *"Why ever drink again?" ([[Fluffy Puff Malloweens]]) {{--}} [[Marshie vs. Little Girl]] |
===[[Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights]]=== | ===[[Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights]]=== | ||
- | *"Handpuffed at the factory in [[Neuconsin]]" | + | *"Handpuffed at the factory in [[Neuconsin]]" {{--}} [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]] |
- | *"Look Lively!!" | + | *"Look Lively!!" {{--}} [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]] |
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Genghis Khan]] [[lady...ing#Easter Eggs|for Women]]=== | ||
+ | *"Smell like a Warlord!" {{--}} [[lady...ing]] | ||
===[[Grampy Aught-Six]]=== | ===[[Grampy Aught-Six]]=== | ||
- | *"Because Piccadilly's not open 24 hours." | + | *"Because {{w|Piccadilly Restaurants|Piccadilly}}'s not open 24 hours." {{--}} [[Compy Catalog]] |
===[[Hamburger Shampoo]]=== | ===[[Hamburger Shampoo]]=== | ||
- | *"Geddup Noise approved!" | + | *"[[The Geddup Noise|Geddup Noise]] approved!" {{--}} [[geddup noise]] |
- | *"Like a backyard BBQ | + | *"Like a backyard BBQ...on your hair!" {{--}} [[geddup noise]] |
+ | |||
+ | ===[[your edge#Easter Eggs|Have Edge Times Magazine]]=== | ||
+ | *"on the cutting edge of edge-having" {{--}} [[your edge]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Products from modeling#Homely Boy Brand Tube Socks|Homely Boy Brand]] [[Tube Socks]]=== | ||
+ | *"You [[might could]] sleep in one!" {{--}} [[modeling]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Hollerin' Jimmy's]]=== | ||
+ | *"We have no idea what's in this box!!" (Hollerin' Jimmy's Hobby Kit) {{--}} [[lackey]] | ||
+ | *"There is no way this thing really works!!" (Hollerin' Jimmy's Hovercraft Kit) {{--}} [[Happy Hallow-day]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Hot Jones|Hot Pooey]]=== | ||
+ | *"Oh dear [[Religion|God]], what have we done??" {{--}} [[A Decemberween Mackerel]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Breakfast Cereals from specially marked|Hypothetic-O's]]=== | ||
+ | *"Potentially Delicious Possible Cereal!" {{--}} [[specially marked]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Jobar's Big Ol' Headache Medicine]]=== | ||
+ | *"Eat 'em like candy!" {{--}} [[time capsule]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Jurvy-Skat]]=== | ||
+ | *"Goodtime Family Fun™" {{--}} [[Family Resemblence]] | ||
===[[Lappy 486]]=== | ===[[Lappy 486]]=== | ||
- | *"Finally, a computer for your lap!" | + | *"Finally, a computer for your lap!" {{--}} [[animal]] |
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Minor Foods#Last Minit Peanut Brittle|Last Minit Peanut Brittle]]=== | ||
+ | *"We really just made it!" {{--}} [[business trip]] | ||
===[[Litigation Jackson]]=== | ===[[Litigation Jackson]]=== | ||
- | *"The system really works, jerks!" | + | *"The system really works, jerks!" {{--}} [[A Decemberween Pageant]] |
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Minor Drinks#malinko drinko|Malinko Drinko]]=== | ||
+ | *"Crystal clear like domestic beer!" {{--}} [[rough copy]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Piemonade]]=== | ||
+ | *"Cool, Refreshing... Piemonade!!" {{--}} [[other days]] | ||
===[[Polymascotfoamalate]]=== | ===[[Polymascotfoamalate]]=== | ||
- | *"Ingenuitizing the | + | *"Ingenuitizing the Future!" {{--}} [[4 branches]] |
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Portly Washboy Fancy Laundry Paste]]=== | ||
+ | *"Don't eat it like the cartoon, man!" {{--}} [[radio]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Radio Stations and Shows#Public Radio Sounds|Public Radio Sounds]]=== | ||
+ | *"Smooth 'n Smarmy" {{--}} [[radio]] | ||
===[[Roomy-Vac]]=== | ===[[Roomy-Vac]]=== | ||
- | *"The Roomy-Vac is a real powerHOUSE...get it? Oh, you don't? Well, because it's the size of a... Oh, you were kidding? You do get it? Pretty good, huh? No?" | + | *"The Roomy-Vac is a real powerHOUSE...get it? Oh, you don't? Well, because it's the size of a... Oh, you were kidding? You do get it? Pretty good, huh? No?" {{--}} [[Compy Catalog]] |
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Rough Copy!]]=== | ||
+ | *"Promblem-Packed <!--[sic]; makes fun of the sender's typo--> Action!" {{--}} [[rough copy]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Minor Drinks#sb20|SB<sub>2</sub>O]]=== | ||
+ | *"Pure as a mountain [[goat]]!" {{--}} [[rough copy]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Sbemailiarized Entertainment]]=== | ||
+ | *"Yeah Yeah, No, Yeah!" {{--}} [[Sbemailiarized!]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[modeling#Easter Eggs|SB Finest Colognac]]=== | ||
+ | *"Drink it. Or wear it. We don't really give a care." {{--}} [[modeling]] | ||
===[[SBLOUNSKCHED!]]=== | ===[[SBLOUNSKCHED!]]=== | ||
- | *"Who's got the money?" | + | *"Who's got the money?!?" {{--}} [[candy product]] |
- | *"You got SBLOUNSKCHED!" | + | *"You got SBLOUNSKCHED!" {{--}} [[candy product]] |
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Scarfgirl]]=== | ||
+ | *"fashion AND environmental stuff" {{--}} [[secret identity]] | ||
===[[Schenectady Crispies]]=== | ===[[Schenectady Crispies]]=== | ||
- | *"I hope I don't get caught!" | + | *"I hope I don't get caught!" {{--}} [[labor day]], [[the bet]] |
===[[Senor Cardgage Mortgage]]=== | ===[[Senor Cardgage Mortgage]]=== | ||
- | *"Get a Leg Up on the Pile and Refinance Your Dreams!" | + | *"Get a Leg Up on the Pile and Refinance Your Dreams!" {{--}} [[Senor Mortgage]] |
- | *"No Probalo!" | + | *"No Probalo!" {{--}} [[Senor Mortgage]] |
- | ===[[Minor_Foods#Sog | + | ===[[Minor_Foods#Sog dog|Sog Dog]]=== |
- | *"Mmmm... Drink | + | *"Mmmm... Drink in That Bun!" {{--}} [[environment]] |
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Breakfast Cereals from specially marked|Soundy Puffs]]=== | ||
+ | *"Real sounds in every puff!" {{--}} [[specially marked]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Trogdor!! The Board Game#Stack 'Em to the Heavens|Stack 'Em to the Heavens]]=== | ||
+ | *"The first one to stack a million, is doin' it wrong!" {{--}} [[Stack 'Em to the Heavens!]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[parenting#Easter Eggs|SteaKasTle]]=== | ||
+ | *"We put two steaks in our name!" (One is the word "steak"! The other is the letter T.) {{--}} [[parenting]] | ||
===[[Minor Foods#Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum|Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum]]=== | ===[[Minor Foods#Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum|Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum]]=== | ||
- | *"It's Light Green!!!" | + | *"It's Light Green!!!" {{--}} [[2 emails]] |
- | *"Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum is the product of choice" | + | *"Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum is the product of choice." {{--}} [[2 emails]] |
===[[Strong Bad's EGGS]]=== | ===[[Strong Bad's EGGS]]=== | ||
- | *"A Nutritious Part of | + | *"A Nutritious Part of Your Morning Routine!" {{--}} [[morning routine]] |
===[[Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA]]=== | ===[[Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA]]=== | ||
- | *"More | + | *"More Rides Than You Or <!--[sic]; "or" should never be capitalized--> Your Grandmother Can Handle!* ([[Mock Disclaimers|*please do not bring your grandmother]])" {{--}} [[theme park]] |
===[[Strong Badia]] [[Action Cool 5|Action Cool News 5]]=== | ===[[Strong Badia]] [[Action Cool 5|Action Cool News 5]]=== | ||
- | *"We're investiga-awesome!" | + | *"We're investiga-awesome!" {{--}} [[local news]], [[Action Cool News-oween Report]] |
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum]]=== | ||
+ | *"GET TO THA POINT!" {{--}} [[pizzaz]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Minor Drinks#armpit latte|Strong Mad Oyster Smoothie Breath Caked Armpit Latte]]=== | ||
+ | *"Oh my sweet Jennifer, there's no coming back from this one." {{--}} [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] | ||
===[[Styles Upon Styles]]=== | ===[[Styles Upon Styles]]=== | ||
- | *"Steep prices and trees!" | + | *"Steep prices and trees!" {{--}} [[animal]] |
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Suudsu]]=== | ||
+ | *"Pure Genius!" {{--}} [[bedtime story]] | ||
+ | *"Oh my, Suudsu!!" {{--}} [[bedtime story]] | ||
===[[Suge Brown]]=== | ===[[Suge Brown]]=== | ||
- | *"Don't | + | *"Don't borrow from thy neighbor!" {{--}} [[best thing]] |
===[[Minor Foods#Temporarios|Temporarios]]=== | ===[[Minor Foods#Temporarios|Temporarios]]=== | ||
- | *"Cuz I'm Don't Get Paid!" | + | *"Cuz I'm Don't Get Paid!" {{--}} [[strong badathlon]] |
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Strong Bad's Vacation Spots|That Clock]]=== | ||
+ | *"Look at it go" {{--}} [[vacation]] | ||
===[[The Cheatcakes]]=== | ===[[The Cheatcakes]]=== | ||
- | *"Those people go to prison!" | + | *"Those people go to prison!" {{--}} [[stupid stuff]], [[time capsule]] |
+ | *"With Real The Cheat Spots!" {{--}} [[stupid stuff]] | ||
- | ===[[ | + | ===[[Strong Bad's Vacation Spots|The Great Mound]]=== |
- | *"Let the King have some!" | + | *"Bigger than that one in {{w|Ohio}}!" {{--}} [[vacation]] |
- | *"For reals this time!" | + | |
+ | ===[[The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show]]=== | ||
+ | *"Let the King have some!" {{--}} [[senior prom]] | ||
+ | *"For reals this time!" {{--}} [[The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[for kids#Easter Eggs|The KOT's Good Gravy]]=== | ||
+ | *"I don't lets [[the Poopsmith]] near it!" {{--}} [[for kids]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[The Show]]=== | ||
+ | *"Chant! Words! Together!" {{--}} [[Non-Sequitur Champion]], [[Punkin Show]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[nightlife#Easter Eggs|The Stab Yourself!]]=== | ||
+ | *"Try NOT to stab yourself!" {{--}} [[nightlife]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[films from narrator#Things That Go Dump in the Night|Things That Go Dump in the Night]]=== | ||
+ | *"Your goose is cooked." {{--}} [[narrator]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[bottom 10|This Brownie Might Kill You]]=== | ||
+ | *"Beware... of Yumminess!" {{--}} [[bottom 10]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Thorax Corporation|Thorax]] [[cheat talk#Easter Eggs|Language Courses]]=== | ||
+ | *"Learn to speak in another man's tongue!" {{--}} [[cheat talk]] | ||
===[[Minor Foods#Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders|Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders]]=== | ===[[Minor Foods#Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders|Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders]]=== | ||
- | *"Whisk Away | + | *"Whisk Away the Worries!" {{--}} [[2 emails]] |
===[[Videlectrix]]=== | ===[[Videlectrix]]=== | ||
*"We use computers... to make video games!" | *"We use computers... to make video games!" | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Films from narrator#Whined & Dined|Whined & Dined]]=== | ||
+ | *"May the best man whine." {{--}} [[narrator]] | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===[[Radio Stations and Shows#WSBD|WSBD]]=== | ||
+ | *"Several Dozen Listeners" {{--}} [[radio]] | ||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
*[[Catch Phrases]] | *[[Catch Phrases]] | ||
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[[Category:Lists]] | [[Category:Lists]] |
Current revision as of 23:56, 17 November 2023
In addition to normal catch phrases on the part of the individual characters, numerous products and shows throughout the Homestar Runner universe have slogans, mottos or jingles.
[edit] Appearances
[edit] Ab-Abber 2000
- "They'll be all up ons!" — suntan
[edit] Air Cardgage
- "This is not what I sagged on for." — diorama
[edit] Always Be'sing & Do'sing
- "Always be'sing and do'sing, and never cheesing or choosing!" — the next april fools thing
- "If you're choosin', you're losin'!" — the next april fools thing
- "Changin' attitudes with rhymin' platitudes!" — the next april fools thing
- "If you're not attendin', you're gonna be... lendin'... your neighbor... a... yard tool... like a shovel. Or a rake." (Always Be's Do'sing 3 Day Life Cleanse Seminar) — the next april fools thing
[edit] B. Ryan Holmes, Certified Arborist
- "I think it has to do with trees!" — other days
[edit] Blubb-O's
- "You guessed it... We're called Blubb-O's." — nightlife, Blubb-O's Commercial
- "Come the Heck Down!" — Blubb-O's Commercial
[edit] Bubs' Concession Stand
- "We 'got' the goods" — The Best Decemberween Ever
- "All types of crazy crap" — The Best Decemberween Ever
- "We're always awesome!" — Bubs's Character Video
- "We've Got Everything! Twice!" — Homestar Ruiner
- "Make yourself Bubsmfortable!" (as Bubsmfort Inn & Suites) — Fan Costumes 2017
[edit] Bubs' Old Pizza
- "It's-A Really Old" — privileges
[edit] Bull Honkey
- "Thinnest Can Around!!" — road trip
[edit] Cheat Commandos
- "Buy all our playsets and toys!!"
- "Cheat Commandos, rock, rock on!"
- "Cheat Commandos, riggidy-roll!" (according to Gunhaver; not what they usually say, as Silent Rip noted) — An Important Rap Song
[edit] Cheat Commandos...O's
- "Those aren't O's!" — Cheat Commandos...O's
- "Those still aren't O's!" — specially marked
[edit] Chocolate Breakfast Candy Bar Pops!
- "Part of this new, tritious breakfast" — specially marked
[edit] Chocozuma's Revenge
- "14 Desserts in One!" — bottom 10
[edit] city (comma) state
- "In the dead of a small factory town, dealing with your quirky, dysfunctional family is the easiest part of the journey." — independent
[edit] Coach Z Ale
- "Differently Lame!" — time capsule
[edit] Cold One
- "A one that isn't cold, is scarcely a one at all." — property of ones
- "Straight from the oven!" (Wärm Önes) — property of ones
- "Holy Crap! This Tastes Good!" (Strong Beer Premium Alcoholic Cold Ones) — Strong Bad Screensaver
[edit] Compé
- "Because flat-panel sophistication demands made-up words." — Compy Catalog
[edit] Crazy Go Nuts University
- "The future is you... probably" — CGNU
- "Join the e-NIVERSITY e-VOLUTION
e-DAYTODAY!!" (CGNU Online e-Niversity) — theme song
[edit] Cyber.Comma.Static
- "In the dead of space, dealing with aliens is the easiest part of the voyage." — independent
[edit] Doctor Stankfoot's Watery Athlete's Foot Cream
- "Got Stinkfoot? Get Stankfoot!" — modeling
[edit] File Folder Shaped Vitamins
- "Great for the break room, or maybe a desk drawer!" — the next april fools thing
[edit] Fish Lake
- "Home of This Fish" — anything
[edit] Fluffy Puff Marshmallows
- "Seriously, folks, they're the best." — Fluffy Puff Commercial
- "The first one to eat a million, wins." — the show
- "Made from the best stuff!" (Fluffy Puff All-Marshmallow Mayonnaise) — Meet Marshie, Pumpkin Carve-nival, A Decemberween Pageant
- "They're fluffity! They're puffity! One, two, three, four, five!" — Meet Marshie
- "Yeah! Still!" — retirement
- "Why ever drink again?" (Fluffy Puff Malloweens) — Marshie vs. Little Girl
[edit] Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights
- "Handpuffed at the factory in Neuconsin" — Mr. Shmallow
- "Look Lively!!" — Mr. Shmallow
[edit] Genghis Khan for Women
- "Smell like a Warlord!" — lady...ing
[edit] Grampy Aught-Six
- "Because Piccadilly's not open 24 hours." — Compy Catalog
[edit] Hamburger Shampoo
- "Geddup Noise approved!" — geddup noise
- "Like a backyard BBQ...on your hair!" — geddup noise
[edit] Have Edge Times Magazine
- "on the cutting edge of edge-having" — your edge
[edit] Homely Boy Brand Tube Socks
- "You might could sleep in one!" — modeling
[edit] Hollerin' Jimmy's
- "We have no idea what's in this box!!" (Hollerin' Jimmy's Hobby Kit) — lackey
- "There is no way this thing really works!!" (Hollerin' Jimmy's Hovercraft Kit) — Happy Hallow-day
[edit] Hot Pooey
- "Oh dear God, what have we done??" — A Decemberween Mackerel
[edit] Hypothetic-O's
- "Potentially Delicious Possible Cereal!" — specially marked
[edit] Jobar's Big Ol' Headache Medicine
- "Eat 'em like candy!" — time capsule
[edit] Jurvy-Skat
- "Goodtime Family Fun™" — Family Resemblence
[edit] Lappy 486
- "Finally, a computer for your lap!" — animal
[edit] Last Minit Peanut Brittle
- "We really just made it!" — business trip
[edit] Litigation Jackson
- "The system really works, jerks!" — A Decemberween Pageant
[edit] Malinko Drinko
- "Crystal clear like domestic beer!" — rough copy
[edit] Piemonade
- "Cool, Refreshing... Piemonade!!" — other days
[edit] Polymascotfoamalate
- "Ingenuitizing the Future!" — 4 branches
[edit] Portly Washboy Fancy Laundry Paste
- "Don't eat it like the cartoon, man!" — radio
[edit] Public Radio Sounds
- "Smooth 'n Smarmy" — radio
[edit] Roomy-Vac
- "The Roomy-Vac is a real powerHOUSE...get it? Oh, you don't? Well, because it's the size of a... Oh, you were kidding? You do get it? Pretty good, huh? No?" — Compy Catalog
[edit] Rough Copy!
- "Promblem-Packed Action!" — rough copy
[edit] SB2O
- "Pure as a mountain goat!" — rough copy
[edit] Sbemailiarized Entertainment
- "Yeah Yeah, No, Yeah!" — Sbemailiarized!
[edit] SB Finest Colognac
- "Drink it. Or wear it. We don't really give a care." — modeling
[edit] SBLOUNSKCHED!
- "Who's got the money?!?" — candy product
- "You got SBLOUNSKCHED!" — candy product
[edit] Scarfgirl
- "fashion AND environmental stuff" — secret identity
[edit] Schenectady Crispies
[edit] Senor Cardgage Mortgage
- "Get a Leg Up on the Pile and Refinance Your Dreams!" — Senor Mortgage
- "No Probalo!" — Senor Mortgage
[edit] Sog Dog
- "Mmmm... Drink in That Bun!" — environment
[edit] Soundy Puffs
- "Real sounds in every puff!" — specially marked
[edit] Stack 'Em to the Heavens
- "The first one to stack a million, is doin' it wrong!" — Stack 'Em to the Heavens!
[edit] SteaKasTle
- "We put two steaks in our name!" (One is the word "steak"! The other is the letter T.) — parenting
[edit] Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum
- "It's Light Green!!!" — 2 emails
- "Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum is the product of choice." — 2 emails
[edit] Strong Bad's EGGS
- "A Nutritious Part of Your Morning Routine!" — morning routine
[edit] Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA
- "More Rides Than You Or Your Grandmother Can Handle!* (*please do not bring your grandmother)" — theme park
[edit] Strong Badia Action Cool News 5
- "We're investiga-awesome!" — local news, Action Cool News-oween Report
[edit] Strong Bad-Type Interview Progrum
- "GET TO THA POINT!" — pizzaz
[edit] Strong Mad Oyster Smoothie Breath Caked Armpit Latte
- "Oh my sweet Jennifer, there's no coming back from this one." — The House That Gave Sucky Treats
[edit] Styles Upon Styles
- "Steep prices and trees!" — animal
[edit] Suudsu
- "Pure Genius!" — bedtime story
- "Oh my, Suudsu!!" — bedtime story
[edit] Suge Brown
- "Don't borrow from thy neighbor!" — best thing
[edit] Temporarios
- "Cuz I'm Don't Get Paid!" — strong badathlon
[edit] That Clock
- "Look at it go" — vacation
[edit] The Cheatcakes
- "Those people go to prison!" — stupid stuff, time capsule
- "With Real The Cheat Spots!" — stupid stuff
[edit] The Great Mound
[edit] The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show
- "Let the King have some!" — senior prom
- "For reals this time!" — The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show
[edit] The KOT's Good Gravy
- "I don't lets the Poopsmith near it!" — for kids
[edit] The Show
- "Chant! Words! Together!" — Non-Sequitur Champion, Punkin Show
[edit] The Stab Yourself!
- "Try NOT to stab yourself!" — nightlife
[edit] Things That Go Dump in the Night
- "Your goose is cooked." — narrator
[edit] This Brownie Might Kill You
- "Beware... of Yumminess!" — bottom 10
[edit] Thorax Language Courses
- "Learn to speak in another man's tongue!" — cheat talk
[edit] Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders
- "Whisk Away the Worries!" — 2 emails
[edit] Videlectrix
- "We use computers... to make video games!"
[edit] Whined & Dined
- "May the best man whine." — narrator
[edit] WSBD
- "Several Dozen Listeners" — radio