Halloween Hijinks

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This is the whole cartoon this year.

This Halloween, the gang decides to just hang out in the teaser while their teenage selves from the 70's have a run-in with Large Bean.

Cast (in order of appearance):

Places:

See Halloween Hijinks Costumes for more information on what everyone was wearing.

Date: Wednesday, October 28, 2020

Running Time:

Page Title: Silhoueen Toon

Transcript

(silhouette field)

STRONG SAD: So... do you guys think that's true? This is really it?

STRONG BAD: Yeah, probably. I feel like we've been steadily working towards this over the years.

HOMESTAR: You mean we're not going to get into any Halloween hijinx or nothing?

COACH Z: I'm getting too old for hijinx. And the last time I attempted even medium jinx, I threw out my torn rubdominal scrimmage.

(Coach Z's front steps)

COACH Z: Deviled eggs, three pieces of two-ply? Ya call those Halloween jinx? Why I could whistle so hard right now I--

(loud whistle sound)

COACH Z: whooogho!

Easter Eggs

• At the end, click on Strong Mad.
• At the end, click on Bubs.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing to the tune of the theme of The Legend of Zelda} Say, Bubs, I really like your costume. It's 70s Bubs! Giving a piggyback ride! To Totoro! Eating a purple burrito! It's such a great costume, you know (ba-da-dum, da-da-dum, da-da-dum.)

BUBS: {imitating Beedle} Thank you!

• At the end, click on the King of Town.

STRONG BAD: Hey, King! Why didn't you dress up as King Ding Dong? That's a no-brain-o!

THE KING OF TOWN: Those devil's food hockey pucks? Never!

STRONG BAD: I'm pretty sure it's all the same ingredients. Just extruded out of a different machine in the Double Dare guy's basement, which is where I assume all snacks come from.

THE KING OF TOWN: Don't get me started on Mark Sellers!

• At the end, click on Homsar.

STRONG BAD: {imitating Homestar} Hey, Homsaw! I weally like youw BB-8 got wun ovew by a sand cwawlew costume!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Eh, I dunno. Personally, I woulda gone with Oscar the Grouch 2000.

STRONG SAD: Henson! Henson!

• At the end, click on Coach Z.
• At the end, click on The Cheat.
• At the end, click on Strong Bad.
• At the end, click on Homestar.
• At the end, click on Marzipan.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: That's a real swell zombie Ziggy Stardust costume, Marzipan. Real swell!

STRONG BAD: How come you got one o' them drive-thru speakers stuck in your chest?

MARZIPAN'S CHEST INSIGNIA: {in a distorted speaker voice} The powder is yours! Sprinkle it on your fries.

• At the end, click on the stars between Bubs and Pom Pom; a silhouette of Mr. Poofers will appear when the cursor is over the correct area.

{The "Halloween Hijinx" cut-in reappears.}

ANNOUNCER: Up next, it's thrills and chills with Jibblies vs. Poofers.

{The scene shifts to a Mr. Poofers story. Mr. Poofers is jumping down a road.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {voiceover} Mr. Poofers careens to life like a Wichita bandsaw, and that's no lie.

{He walks up to a caricature of the Jibblies Panting.}

JIBBLIES PAINTING: Come! On! Iiiiiiiiiii— {His eyes take on a more cartoony appearance. Singing:} —iif you really loved me you would say so!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {voiceover} ...said a delightful oil-on-canvas by acclaimed folk artist Rothschild Rootbeer.

{The camera pans over to show a content-looking Old Man Rootbeer.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {voiceover, as Rootbeer:} Sure beats paintin' pimecones!

External Links

• watch "Halloween Hijinks" on the old Flash site
• view the Flash file for "Halloween Hijinks"
• watch "Halloween Hijinks" on YouTube