Cheat Commandos

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This article is about the characters. For the short, see Cheat Commandos (toon).

The Cheat Commandos are an elite fighting force who, along with a civilian contractor named Reynold, are dedicated to stopping the evil forces of Blue Laser. Every character on either side is a The Cheat (except for Ser-g-geant Marshie), inspired by The Cheat's Firebert persona in the email army. All of the episodes of the TV series Cheat Commandos Adventures are written by A. Chimendez, with the exception of Movie Night!, which was written by A. Chimendez Jr. Each Cheat Commandos toon seems to parody a different facet of 1980s animated shows, such as the nonstop plugs for action figures and breakfast cereals and rehashing as teaching aids. All of the Cheat Commandos action figures are made by Cheap as Free Toys, cost $11.01, and are for ages 3-5. The Cheat Commandos' slogan is "Rock Rock On!" (although at one point Gunhaver said that it was "Riggidy Roll" from now on), and they really want you to buy all their playsets and toys.

Contents 1 Members 1.1 Possibly 1.2 Others 2 Toons 3 Fun Facts 4 Quotes of the Week

Members

• Gunhaver - The squad leader, probably: Has a gun.
• Flashfight - Has three medals and five buttons
• Fightgar - Needs to shave
• Silent Rip - Snuck up on me
• Crackotage - That guy that flies that plane
• Reinforcements - The one that Coach Z bought
• Firebert - Not a good commando name
• Ripberger - Not wearing pajamas
• Foxface - Not one of the guys
• Reynold - Civilian Contractor
• Agent Chimendez
• "like fifty" Green Helmets

Possibly

• Ser-g-geant Marshie - A marshmallow, not a cottonball
• Mrs. Commanderson - Some kind of bird-reptile

Others

• Oliver Smidgen - Raised by a distant relative
• Reynold's Brother - Doesn't care about much
• Gunk Iller - He be illin'!
• Dryghost, Fudgeclank, Subtlefuge, and Swampslash— mercenaries of uncertain loyalties (from 8-Bit is Enough)

Toons

• Cheat Commandos
• Cheat Commandos...O's aka Time to break...fast!
• Shopping for Danger
• Commandos in the Classroom aka Movie Night!
• Blue Laserdisc Challenge (Everything Else, Volume 2 exclusive)
• Let us give TANKS!
• An Important Rap Song
• The Next Epi-Snowed aka Just Chill... Til The Next Epi-Snowed!

Fun Facts

• In the Cheat Commandos logo, the word "Cheat" is colored like The Cheat, and the word "Commandos" has the same colors as the flag of Strong Badia.
• In the TV show, Gunhaver is voiced by Crack Stuntman, and Firebert is voiced by The Cheat. Other voice actors include the guy who does the bad guy's voice (voicing the Blue Laser Commander), and Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend (as the New Bad Guy Girl Character). A. Chimendez himself plays Agent Chimendez.
  • In the DVD commentary for An Important Rap Song, Fightgar mentions that his voice actor is "Reynolda Crake", but Mike accuses him of just making that up.
• In all the Cheat Commandos toons, the Cheat Commandos have a marking in the shape of the Disney "Mickey" logo on their lower "leg".
• A scene from Cheat Commandos is spoofed in a virus Easter egg.
• Cheat Commandos toys were briefly seen in the emails garage sale and concert.

Quotes of the Week

Cheat Commandos' Quotes of the Week
"Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom, and each is sold separately. Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil. Buy all our playsets and toys!" (Cheat Commandos, PC Mac)

Cheat Commandos
The Commandos	Gunhaver, Crackotage, Fightgar, Firebert, Flashfight, Reinforcements, Reynold, Ripberger, Silent Rip Agent Chimendez, Foxface, Green Helmets, Ser-g-geant Marshie
Blue Laser	Blue Laser Commander, Blue Laser Babies, Blue Laser Minion, New Bad Guy Girl Character
Other Characters	Gunhavette, Gunk Iller, Mrs. Commanderson, Oliver Smidgen, Reynold's Brother, The Topplegangers
Places	Cheat Commandos HQ (The Screen), Arctic Playset, Kitchen Commandos, Reynold's Office Blue Laser HQ, Blue Laser Commander's Nana's Backyard, Blue Laser Cottage The Desert, Jaded Teen Pizza, Price Style, Reynold's Parents' House, Topplegangers' Hideout
Combat Accessories	Cheat Commandos Vehicles, Crackotage's Plane, Gunhaver's Gun, Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket, Spy Camera
Episodes	Cheat Commandos, Cheat Commandos...O's, Shopping For Danger, Commandos in the Classroom, Blue Laserdisc Challenge, Let us give TANKS! An Important Rap Song, The Next Epi-Snowed, Two Part Episode (Part 1, Part 2), Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack
Show Elements	Theme Song, Buy all our playsets and toys!!
Cast and Crew	A. Chimendez, Crack Stuntman, Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend, Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice, The Cheat
Miscellaneous	Playsets (for figurines), Rejected Cheat Commandos, Other Costumes, Pony Fights 2, Cheat Commandos Tactics