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<blockquote class="lappy email">
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Dear Strong the Bad,<br />
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You are so awesome,<br />
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but you would be awesome when your on the television channel<br />
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"camera"<br />
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Woefully yours,<br />
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Kristian WithaK
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</blockquote>
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==See Also==
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*[[Pie]]
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*[[Pi]]
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*[[charts|Pie charts]]
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*[[Pie Factory]]
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*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob Costumes|Magnum, P.I.]]
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*[[Eustice Pietimer]]
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*[[The Old Pietimer Place]]
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*[[Mr. Pitters]]
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*[[Piemonade]]
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*[[Pile]]
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*[[Pizza]]
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*[[The moon]]
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=Axes=
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[[Image:A man.PNG|right|150px|thumb|Trogdor was a man.]]
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[[Image:Dolph_Haudhagen_The_Instruct-TOR.PNG|right|thumb|150px|Battle Axe Lessons at the Rec Center!]]
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[[Image: Dangyo.png|right|150px|thumb|Nothing like a rousing game of Bed Axe.]]
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'''Axes''' are sharp weapons which can be brought into battle or be used for splitting things in two. Also, as "axe" is a synonym for a type of guitar, many skilled guitarists are able to shred on their axes and chop with their guitars.
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==Appearances==
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*[[Sketchbook 2004]] &mdash; One of the sketches is captioned “king S.B. with fish & axe” (depicting an electric guitar).
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*[[Some Stupid Turkey]] &mdash; An axe swings down from [[Hammerspace]] to chop off the head of [[Strong Bad]]'s turkey costume.
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*Email [[dragon]] &mdash; Trogdor the man holds a large battle axe.
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*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]] &mdash; [[President]] George Washington holds an axe.
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*Email [[other days]] &mdash; On Sundays, Strong Bad claims he takes Battle Axe lessons with [[Dolph Hauldhagen]] at the rec center.
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*[[Lappynapped!]] &mdash; A flyer advertising Dolph Hauldhagen's battle axe lessons appears on the bulletin board; an Easter egg has him leaving a message on Strong Bad's answering machine.
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*Email [[slumber party]] &mdash; One of the slumber party games Strong Bad likes to play is [[Bed Axe]].
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*Email [[rated]] &mdash; One of the triple-R-rated movies Strong Bad lists is called Axe-[[Gun]], Legends of the [[Brain]]-Outener.
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*Email [[your edge]] &mdash; Strong Bad has several axes in his arsenal of [[Noun-Verb|edge-hav]][[Noun-ery|ery]].
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*[[Baddest of the Bands]] &mdash; The [[King of Town]]'s guitar is so sharp, he wields it like an axe to help Strong Bad cut a rope.
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*[[Crystal Fortress]] &mdash; Strong Bad transforms the [[Stave It Off Guy]] into a frightful heavy metal musician, complete with a guitar resembling a sharp axe.
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*[[Xeriously Forxe]] &mdash; [[Xeriouxly Forxe Character Variations#The Smith|The Smith]] carries an axe in place of a shovel.
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] &mdash; A hanging battle axe is one of many items used in Strong Bad's phone-prank booby trap.
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*[[Trogdor Was Dragon Man]] &mdash; Trogdor the man returns with his axe. He plays it like a guitar.
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*[[@StrongBadActual]] &mdash;
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**[[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2018#1048253954524700672|05 Oct 2018]] &mdash; Some of the characters in Swordguys Versus Skullguys are seen wielding axes.
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**[[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2020#1243996886106865664|28 Mar 2020]] &mdash; Strong Bad plays a game called Axe of Rage.
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***This game is seen in the [[Floppy Disk Container]] in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[geddup noise]].
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**28 March 2020 &mdash; Strong Bad observes that a fan’s screenshot of Animal Crossing appears to include [[Humidibot]] with an axe.
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==See Also==
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*[[Big Knives]]
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*[[Pickaxe]]
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=Candles=
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[[File:sbemail63.PNG|150px|right|thumb|I think that's my best one. You know. Keeps-a me warm at night!]]
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[[File:ween03.png|150px|right|thumb|Making contact from beyond the flowerbed.]]
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[[File:Haiku.png|150px|right|thumb|A stick of soft wax. Burns brightly for a long time. Lights up lonely nights.]]
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'''Candles''' are used to set the mood for romantic nights and seances.
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==Appearances==
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*Email [[making out]] &mdash; [[Strong Bad]] suggests using candles and [[Alcohol|wine]] to entice the sender's boyfriend into making out with her.
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*Email [[50 emails]] &mdash; Strong Bad's 50th email is celebrated with a [[swiss cake roll]] with a candle on it.
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*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] &mdash; [[Strong Sad]] sets up a candle as part of his Tai Chi space.
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*Email [[fingers]] &mdash; One of the fingers Strong Bad puts on his boxing gloves is a candle. [[Coach Z]] takes notice. Strong Bad claims that it keeps him warm at night.
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*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] &mdash; A group of candles is set on [[Marzipan]]'s table for her seance.
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*[[Halloween Fairstival]] &mdash; Candles accompany Strong Sad's Haunted Haikus.
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*Email [[do over]] &mdash; Strong Bad re-enacts the [[sisters]] email by setting a candle on the desk.
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*[[Date Nite]] &mdash; [[The Cheat]] and Marzipan have a candlelit dinner at [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]].
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*[[Play Date]] &mdash; The [[King of Town]] has a candlelit dinner at Marshmallow's Last Stand with [[Brunswick stew]].
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*Email [[lady...ing]] &mdash; Strong Bad's surefire method to attract a lady is to host a candlelit dinner with caviar burritos and the finest [[Smoking|cigars]].
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*Email [[love poems]] &mdash; Strong Bad uses the names of scented candles as inspiration for romantic similes.
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*[[Homestar Ruiner]] &mdash; When examining the [[shower]]s, Strong Bad tells the player he prefers a bubble [[bath]] with scented candles.
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*[[Strong Badia The Free]] &mdash; Strong Bad is impressed that the King of Town had eaten the candles off his candelabra but left the flames.
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*[[Place Ya Bets]] &mdash; [[Homestar Runner]] attends a [[Deleteheads]] meeting with a bundle of red candles meant to look like dynamite.
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*[[A Decemberween Mackerel]] &mdash; Marzipan holds a candle as she sings Decemberween carols.
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==See Also==
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*[[BMW Lighter]]
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=Nouns=
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Frequently seen in the Homestar Runner Universe.
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==Apppearances==
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* [[Yearbook Character Page]] &mdash; An early appearance.
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* [[Strong Bad Sings]] &mdash; Featured prominently.
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* [[Senor Mortgage]] &mdash; Featured hilariously.
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* Email [[other days]] &mdash; Featured commonly.
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* [[8-Bit Is Enough]] &mdash; A SBCG4AP appearance.
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* Email [[unnatural]] &mdash; Another appearance.
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* [[@StrongBadActual]] &mdash; Joke revisited on Twitter years later.
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==See Also==
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*[[Nondescript Nouns]]
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*[[Overdescriptive Nouns]]
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*[[Noun-Verb]]
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*[[Noun-ery]]
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<blockquote class= "tandy email">
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YOUR PC HAS ENCOUNTERED A FATAL ERROR<br>AND HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN COMPLETELY<br><br>
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<br><br><br>
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<br><br><br><br>
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<br><br><br><br>
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<br><br><br><br>
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<br><br><br>
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</blockquote>
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Strong bad: Oh crap, my computer is dead!
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=Thy Dungeonman Instruction Manual=
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On May 14, 2020, [[Matt Chapman]] read an excerpt from the 400-page '''instruction manual of [[Thy Dungeonman]]''' for the livestreamed second episode of the "Worst First Chapter" [[YouTube]] series, hosted by Paul and Storm of [[DaVinci's Notebook]]. This manual allegedly consists of 395 pages of lore, and 5 pages of PC instructions, and was written by [[Lem Sportsinterviews]].
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==Chapter 1==
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<blockquote>
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"Wake yourself, boy!" rasped the old codger, sloshing a mug of cool, refreshing oatmeal square in the young man's face.
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{{clear}}
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Panicked, Collagen jolted up quickly from his bedroll of pulled pigeon, whole oats oozing from the patchy beard on his tender face of five and five and five years.
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"I love wagons!" he cried deliriously, wiping sleep out of, and oatmeal into, his bleary eyes. The room was dark. A silver sheen on the stone walls told Collagen that the moon was still up in the autumn sky outside, and a dull clanking announced that the barmess downstairs was gathering up the stoneware, about to close the plodding gentry for the night.
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"It must be around two full ticks past night's middle!" he thought to himself, wondering what could be so important that it couldn't wait until morning's griddle. "What is it, uncle?"
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The old man didn't respond and just sat blinking, as if each closing of his gray eyes added a protective layer between himself and the life-altering news he knew he had to impart on this oat-slick boy.
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"Uncle?"
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"A dungeon's been murdered."
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Collagen sucked in breath, and a couple of oats actually, causing himself to choke. "A dungeon? But how?" he sputtered.
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"Of course ye'd ask that. The youth... always questioning how a dank room what's made for the holding and torture of prisoners could ever be alive in the first place, so as to be eligible for the act of murderin'! You lot with your trendy jangled jester hats and your&mdash;"
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"Uncle Prevacid!" barked Collagen, sounding suddenly one and two years older. "I believe you!" the boy said softly, and laid a hand on his uncle's, immediately thinking better of it after his fingers touched something warm and jelly-like. He shifted his hand to one of Prevacid's knees&mdash; no, no, that was worse. He withdrew his hand altogether. "Which dungeon?"
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"The Roost of Remington, poor devil. And it was due for an adventure next feast-harvest! Mighta been ''your'' first dungeon if&mdash;" Collagen's uncle stopped short.
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"''My'' first dungeon?" the boy stiffened. "But I'm just the son of a son of a salvemonger! What's a murdered dungeon &mdash; or any dungeon for that matter got to do with me?"
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Prevacid attempted to soften, but it clearly hurt, so he went back to ornery and sighed, "'Tisn't your father ''or'' your grandfather that's important!" The old man leaned closer, a streak of moonlight cutting jagged across his jagged face, effectively cancelling out any jaggedness. "Your mother was a dungeonwoman."
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If Collagen had been holding the mug of oatmeal, he would've dropped it to the floor and it would've shattered in slow motion to great dramatic effect. Since he was only holding the hem of his flea-ridden burlap blanket, he dropped that instead and it just kinda went, "phfff" into his lap, although this action had a devastating effect on the fleas.
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"But father always said me marm was a bookstacker! Plain and dimpled, with a sallow face and a disposition like an unremarkable tree. He said such lovely things about her."
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"It was all on her orders! She didn't want the dungeon life for you! Too much danger and not enough Vitamin D! So she made your dad promise that when he made verbal her memory, it would sound like she was pleasant enough. A loving marm and a right perpendicular bookstacker, but fierce plain, so as not to merit any further investigations into her past."
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Collagen reeled, his gaze wandering about the room trying to find an anchor on which to hang this new reality, although a coat hook would probably have been more appropriate. Suddenly, a memory jumped from the dusty underbed toy box of his mind and into the fore. The paint was scratched off and its batteries had that dusty green corrosion stuff on them, but he recalled it with full clarity.
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"''That's'' why someone wrote 'Collagen's marm was a dungeonlady' on the wall of the public privy that one time! I always thought it was just old Pendace from salve school rubbin' the beef on me!"
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"'Tis no beef rub, boy, 'tis the goat's truth!" His uncle paused. "Also, stay away from the public privy. I hear Lek the Creepo's been sleepin' in there nights."
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A contradiction suddenly occured to Collagen. "But if me marm asked me da to hide her dungeon history, why're you tellin' me now?"
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"Because she gave special orders to ol' Prevacid," said the old man, a proud glimmer or possibly just festering cateract in his eye. "Back when you were just a wee budgie, 'fore she left on any dungeon adventure, your marm would take me aside &mdash; rougly, mind you &mdash; had a grip like a pork viper, that one," he remembered, rubbing his shoulder, "And she'd say, 'Remember, Cid, if I don't ever return and there comes a day when you get word o' dungeons being murdered, it's time to tell the boy the truth!'"
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"I'm a dungeonman?" asked Collagen hopefully.
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"Ho ho!" laughed Prevacid, "Don't go diaperin' yourself just yet, your royal highness." The sarcasm made Collagen blush stupidly. "At best you're a dungeon''lad'', I s'pose. And by birthright only. No, ye've got quite a road to travel yet if you're ever to be a proper dungeonman."
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Collagen's shoulders sagged. He felt foolish. Just because he found out his mother was a dungeonwoman didn't mean he would all of a sudden be amazing at dungeon adventures, and breeze through thy dungeonschool thanks to his smarter friends, and unnaturally excel at the dungeonsports despite no experience with them, and generally be at the center of every world-endangering dungeon conspiracy. That would be stupid and make him a very blank and uninteresting hero in the end, more defined by those around him, with his best traits feeling entirely unearned. That would work okay for his first couple of stories maybe, with the young children who read them inserting themselves into the blank canvas of Collagen's character, but as the stories went on, readers would disconnect, finding Collagen's colorful friends and enemies more interesting, relatable, and cosplayable. He was just Collagen Salvemonger the Third, a lad of five and five and five years who secretly loved wagons, and still kinda believed in the tooth rot fairy.
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"Now stop your potterin', boy," said Prevacid, sensing the boy's self-consiousness. He tried to put a warmth in his tone, which mostly sounded like a sinus infection, and continued, "Inexperienced ye may be, but your role is of great input nonetheless! It's on ''you'' to find out who murdered that dungeon, and put a stop to it lest we lose anymore!"
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"You mean I don't have a choice? What if I want to keep mongering salves? Dongering ointments? Hongering balms?" Collagen pented desperately.
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"Ye ''do'' have a choice, ya dolt boulder!" spat Prevacid impatiently, swatting his nephew with his flat, dillow-fur cap. "Why'd you think I'm waking you up in night's middle? So if you want to run off and disappear into the har hills before the village awakes, ye have the chance! What, did you think I'd tell ya, 'This is your destiny and you have to follow it'? I know how those stories go! They're long! And fulla dangers! And pages and pages of really boring songs meant to add to the mythology and all that! I'd not force that on you, boy! Not unless you wanted it!"
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"Thank you, uncle," Collagen said softly.
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His uncle motioned to the floor where two pouchels lay like obedient pets. "I've packed two pouchels for ye. One has all you need to flee to the har hills and start a new life with a new identity as a travelling goat-pretender. T'other has all the tips, tricks, and cheat codes your mom left ya, to take up the mantle of thy dungeonman! The choice is yours." Prevacid stood from where he uncomfortably squatted at the foot of the bedroll, picking off puffs of pulled pigeon from his patched pants, and left the room. "I'll be downstairs in the plodding gentry when you've made up your mind," he called back from the hallway.
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Collagen stared long at the pouchels, seeing his various potential futures stream out of them like fumes in the moonlight, before realizing they were actually real fumes from the grody old cheese that his uncle had packed in each.
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End of chapter 1.
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</blockquote>
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==Fun Facts==
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*[[wikipedia:Collagen|Collagen]] is a type of muscle fiber.
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*[[wikipedia:Lansoprazole|Prevacid]] is a medication which reduces stomach acid.
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*This excerpt features [[oatmeal]], [[the moon]], [[ointment]],  [[goats]], and [[cheese]].
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==External Links==
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*[[youtube:Eac-YjikYS8|watch "Worst First Chapter - Episode 2"]] on [[YouTube]] (introduction begins at 41:06, story begins at 41:35)
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<nowiki>[[Category:Thy Dungeonman]][[Category:Books]]</nowiki>
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=Theme from Stinkoman=
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[[File:underconstruction02.png|thumb|"I will fight a brick wall!"]]
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==Detailed Information==
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{{Track information
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|album=Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 2
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|track number=16
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|length=51 seconds
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|artists=[[Da Vinci's Notebook|Paul & Storm]]
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|origin=[[Under Construction]] (instrumental)
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}}
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==Lyrics==
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'''SINGERS:''' Stinkoman<br>
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'''BACKUP:''' Stinkoman<br>
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'''SINGERS:''' Stinkoman<br>
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'''BACKUP:''' Stinkoman<br>
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'''SINGERS:'''<br>
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Fight fight fight fight fight
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Challenge of the fighter super fighting of the challenge<br>
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Twenty. Exty six. ''{shing}''
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All among the universe, the victory is labor<br>
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Number one. A-double deuce.
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There is no time for candy<!--?--><br>
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Only the challenge to fight<br>
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'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{speaking}'' I will fight a brick wall!<br>
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'''SINGERS:''' Referred to being the guy<br>
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'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{speaking}'' I will collect many things!<br>
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'''SINGERS:''' Hero making showdown tonight<br>
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'''BACKUP:''' Challenge and the fighting and the fighting of the challenge and the fighting fighting fighting fighting<br>
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'''SINGERS:''' Toniiiight
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'''SINGERS:''' Stinkoman<br>
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'''BACKUP:''' Stinkoman<br>
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'''SINGERS:''' Stinkoman<br>
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'''BACKUP:''' Stinkoman<br>
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'''SINGERS:''' Fight
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'''STINKOMAN:''' 20X6! ''{shing}''<br>
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''{The credits music from [[Under Construction]] plays.}''
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==Fun Facts==
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*The first 19 seconds were played at [[Georgia Tech - 26 Apr 2007|Georgia Tech in 2007]], accompanying an unfinished [[Stinkoman]] animation.
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==External Links==
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*[[youtube:tFxYUtRYvcE|listen to "Theme from Stinkoman"]] on [[YouTube]]
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*[https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=tFxYUtRYvcE listen to "Theme from Stinkoman" on YouTube Music]
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<nowiki>[[Category:Songs]][[Category:20X6]]</nowiki>
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==Burp==
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2014
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<blockquote style="text-align:center;width:15%;background-color:#666666;border:3px solid #000;font-size:125%">
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<span style="color:white">Edgar's Older Cousin's<br />
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Pet Ferret:</span><br />
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<br />
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The Redundant<br />
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Tweet Obliterator</blockquote>
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<div style="border:2px solid #999999; width:10%;padding:0.2em">
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<div style="background:red;color:white;text-align:center">'''WARNING!'''
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</div>
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<br>
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<div style="background:red;color:white;text-align:center">'''Neighbors'''<br>
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'''are a-watchin'!'''<br></div></div>
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<blockquote class="tandy email" style="background-image:none;width:7%">
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macromedia<br>
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<span style="visibility:hidden">macro</span>FLASH <span style="color:#CDE8BF">5</span>
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</blockquote>
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2015
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<div style="background:#303030;color:#AAAAAA;text-align:center;width:50%">
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'''This plugin is vulnerable and should be updated.'''<br>
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'''<u>Activate Flash</u>.'''
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</div>
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<div style="background:#000;text-align:center;width:80%">
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'''<span style="color:red;font-size:150%">ST. CADAVERSTUMP'S</span>'''<br>
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'''<span style="color:#35FF00;font-size:90%;line-height:100%">totally not just an old furniture warehouse</span>'''<br>
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'''<span style="color:red;font-size:200%;line-height:100%">MORGUE-TUARY</span>'''
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'''<span style="color:white">Open week nights in October. Located just off I-20</span>'''
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</div>
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2016
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<div style="background:#6DCEEE;width:50%;text-align:center"><center>
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'''Homestar Runner'''<br>
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'''20th Anniversary Show!'''
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</center>
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<div style="background:#2BA948;text-align:center;color:#FFF">
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<big>Venkman's</big><br>
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Friday 9.2.16......10 pm<br>
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<center><div style="background:#FFF;width:75%;color:#000">
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Live music from Limozeen, Homestar, Strong Bad, Taranchula,<br>
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Coach Z, sloshy, and more! We'll probably even show some<br>
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cartoons you've already seen!
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</div></center><br>
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</div></div>
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<div style="background:#6DCEEE;width:50%;text-align:center"><center>
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{{{!}}
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{{!}}- valign="top" align="center"
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{{!}}width="50%;50%"{{!}}
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<div style="background:yellow;width:50%">
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Second<br>
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show<br>
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added!
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10/7/16</div>
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{{!}}{{!}}
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<br>
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'''Homestar Runner'''<br>
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'''20th Anniversary Show!'''
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{{!}}}</center>
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<div style="background:#2BA948;text-align:center;color:#FFF">
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<big>Venkman's</big><br>
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<small>740 Ralph McGill Blvd NE, the ATL, GA 30312</small><br>
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<big><span style="color:#F1FF78">FRIDAY OCT 7th 2016 - 10 PM</span></big>
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<center><div style="background:#FFF;width:75%;color:#000">
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Strong Bad, Limozeen, Coach Z, sloshy, Homestar, Marzipan, Taranchula
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</div></center><br>
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</div></div>
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2017
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<blockquote class="compy email">
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Dear Strong Bad,<br />
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________________________________<br />
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________________________________<br />
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________________________________<br />
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________________________________<br />
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___________________<br />
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Woefully yours,<br />
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______<br />
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______
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</blockquote>
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<blockquote class="compy email" style="text-align:center;background-image:none;border:0px"><span style="font-size:125%">Edgar Jr's Cool Babysitter's</span><br />
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<span style="font-size:200%">TWEE-MAIL CONVERTER</span><br />
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<br />
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<span style="color:#FF0">programmed entirely while Edgar Jr.<br />
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was in the bath.</span></blockquote>
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<div style="background:#DBD4CC;width:50%;padding:1em">
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<center>'''TAKING CARE OF YOUR GAME'''</center>
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* Treat your BATTLESTAR GALACTICA*<sub>TM</sub> like a calculator
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* Don't drop it.
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* Don't leave it in the car in hot weather.
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* Avoid getting it wet or dirty.
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</div>
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<div style="background:#664E34;width:6%;color:#66CC00;font-size:120%;background-image: -webkit-linear-gradient(#664E34,#664E34,#664E34,#664E34,#664E34,#664E34,#755A3D,#755A3D,#755A3D,#755A3D,#755A3D,#755A3D)"><center>
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<big>T</big>he<span style="visibility:hidden"> is!</span><br>
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<span style="visibility:hidden">ni</span>end is<span style="visibility:hidden">!</span><br>
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nigher<span style="visibility:hidden">an!</span><br>
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<span style="visibility:hidden">nigh</span>than<span style="visibility:hidden">!</span><br>
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<big>B</big>e<span style="color:white">f</span>ore!
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</center></div>
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2018
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 +
{{{!}} style="background-color:#FF3399;width:260px"
 +
{{!}}width="50%" height=100px align=center{{!}}<span style="line-height:120%;font-size:200%">'''NEED<br>HELP!'''</span>
 +
{{!}}width="50%" align=center{{!}}Moving 4 more<br>doors to my<br>dorm room!
 +
{{!}}-
 +
{{!}}colspan=2 align=center{{!}}<big>CONTACT LOU!</big><br>&mdash; &mdash; &mdash; &mdash; &mdash; &mdash; &mdash; &mdash; &mdash; &mdash; &mdash; &mdash; &mdash; &mdash;
 +
{{!}}}
 +
{{{!}} style="background-color:#FF3399;width:260px"
 +
{{!}}width="12%" align=center{{!}}<span style="line-height:85%;font-size:75%">5<br>5<br>5<br>-<br>4<br>4<br>0<br>4</span>
 +
{{!}}width="0.5%" align=center style="background-color:white"{{!}}
 +
{{!}}width="12%" align=center{{!}}<span style="line-height:85%;font-size:75%">5<br>5<br>5<br>-<br>4<br>4<br>0<br>4</span>
 +
{{!}}width="0.5%" align=center style="background-color:white"{{!}}
 +
{{!}}width="12%" align=center{{!}}<span style="line-height:85%;font-size:75%">5<br>5<br>5<br>-<br>4<br>4<br>0<br>4</span>
 +
{{!}}width="12.5%" align=center style="background-color:white"{{!}}
 +
{{!}}width="12%" align=center{{!}}<span style="line-height:85%;font-size:75%">5<br>5<br>5<br>-<br>4<br>4<br>0<br>4</span>
 +
{{!}}width="0.5%" align=center style="background-color:white"{{!}}
 +
{{!}}width="12%" align=center{{!}}<span style="line-height:85%;font-size:75%">5<br>5<br>5<br>-<br>4<br>4<br>0<br>4</span>
 +
{{!}}width="12.5%" align=center style="background-color:white"{{!}}
 +
{{!}}width="12%" align=center{{!}}<span style="line-height:85%;font-size:75%">5<br>5<br>5<br>-<br>4<br>4<br>0<br>4</span>
 +
{{!}}}
 +
 
 +
<div style="color:#BD77E3; width:260px; padding:0.5em; border:2px solid #C8C8C8">
 +
<center><big>Stew<br>Homework</big></center>
 +
 
 +
#How many ingredients are<br>needed to be a true stew?
 +
#What are the 5 differences<br>between a soup and a stew?
 +
#Is chili a stew?
 +
#When is it appropriate to use<br>the phrase, "Baby, you got a<br>stew going?"
 +
#Make some stew. Make it good.<br>Deliver to my house by dinner.
 +
</div>
 +
 
 +
<div style="background-color:#FAF0B4; padding:0em 2em 0em 2em; width:25%">
 +
<span style="visibility:hidden">Pag</span>For untold ages, the chivalrous realm of
 +
Pageantry had been at war with their adjacent
 +
neighbor, the deplorable kingdom of Bigotry. Their
 +
borderlands were a permanent battlefield and
 +
those unfortunate peasants caught in the midst of
 +
it all did their best to eke out an existence while
 +
the war raged around them. Eventually, just before
 +
the Age of Trogdor, the land on which the armies
 +
fought became so ravaged and war-torn -and the
 +
peasants that occupied it so smelly and
 +
unattractive- that neither side would claim it.
 +
Pageantry said the land was far too ugly and low
 +
brow to be a part of their realm and Bigotry wanted
 +
nothing to do with those "weak-kneed, weak-mead
 +
quaffers". With no realm to call their own, the
 +
peasants of the borderlands grumbled together a
 +
meager government and began calling themselves
 +
the kingdom of Peasantry.
 +
</div>
 +
 
 +
<div style="background-color:#F5EEE5;padding:0.5em;width:200px">
 +
<div style="background-color:#FC9F8D;color:white;padding:0.25em;text-align:center">'''Consummate V's'''</div>
 +
<center>[[File:TrogdorCardConsummateVs.png|150px|Consummate V's]]</center>
 +
{{{!}} style="background-color:#71634E;color:#EEDEBA;width:100%"
 +
{{!}}-
 +
{{!}}width="20%" style="background-color:#FC9F8D;color:#FFF;text-align:center"{{!}}<span style="font-size:250%">'''4'''</span><br>'''AP'''
 +
{{!}}<big>Trogdor<br>has diagonal<br>movement for<br>this turn!</big>
 +
{{!}}}
 +
</div>
 +
 
 +
<blockquote class="compy email">
 +
a> Everyone should go to the<br>
 +
Homestar Runner panel at PACKS.<br>
 +
Wait no. PAX. That looks wrong.<br>
 +
It is definitely PACKS.
 +
<br><br>
 +
Sunday, April 8 at 1:30pm<br>
 +
Dragonfly Theater
 +
</blockquote>
 +
 
 +
<div style="background:white;width:25%;padding:1em">
 +
{{{!}} style="border:3px solid #4B4B52;background-color:#D4DBE1;color:#4B4B52;padding:1em" width="100%"
 +
{{!}}-
 +
{{!}}valign=top width=65%{{!}}
 +
Dear unnamed<br>
 +
physics teacher,<br>
 +
you have<br>
 +
a real<br>
 +
cool<br>
 +
student<br>
 +
that<br>
 +
wanted<br>
 +
me say<br>
 +
"get<br>
 +
well,"<br>
 +
so...
 +
<br><br><br>
 +
<span style="visibility:hidden">&mdash;</span>Hi-5<br>
 +
&mdash; STRONG<br>
 +
<span style="visibility:hidden">&mdash;</span> BAD
 +
{{!}}valign=top{{!}}
 +
<big><big><span style="visibility:hidden">F</span>GET<br>
 +
FREAKIN<br>
 +
<span style="visibility:hidden">FR</span>WELL,<br>
 +
<span style="visibility:hidden">FRE</span>MAN!!</big></big>
 +
<br><br><br><br>
 +
<span style="visibility:hidden">...</span>STAY<br>
 +
<span style="visibility:hidden">..</span>TROG-<br>
 +
STRONG!!
 +
<br><br><br>
 +
<span style="visibility:hidden">&larr;</span> DANISH<br>
 +
<span style="visibility:hidden">&larr;</span> PHYSICIST<br>
 +
&larr; NIELS BOHR!!
 +
{{!}}}
 +
<small><small><small>Homestar Runner & related characters <span style="visibility:hidden">...</span> &copy; 2001 Michael Chapman <span style="visibility:hidden">...</span></small></small></small> Strong Bad</div>
 +
 
 +
<blockquote class="compy email" style="text-align:center;background-image:none;border:0px"><span style="font-size:125%">Edgar's Luddite Paw-Paw's</span><br />
 +
<span style="font-size:200%">UNFORTUNATE TWEET DELETER</span><br />
 +
<br />
 +
<span style="color:#FF0">Programmed entirely by<br />
 +
whippersnappers both young & ornery</span></blockquote>
 +
 
 +
<blockquote class="short tandy email">
 +
>YO SB<br />
 +
HOW SO GREAT<br />
 +
ALL THE TIME?<br />
 +
-JOBARD
 +
</blockquote>
 +
 
 +
<div style="background-color:white;font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:120%;width:23%;padding:0.5em">'''About Videlectrix'''<br>Since the beginning of organized time, or shortly thereafter, the 'Trix, as they are sometimes known, has been on all four fronts of the electronic video gaming industry, providing lo-res entertainment to parents and children alike. In the early years, the Big V, as they are other times known, got their start by typing numbers into calculators and then turning the calculators upside down to form words. In 2003, they partnered with <span style="color:#150E96"><u>Homestarrunner.com</u></span> and released the arcade peasant-masher Trogdor! They've since followed up with hit after hit, including next-gen text adventure Peasant's Quest, side scrolling platformer Stinkoman 20X6, and the unforgettable Color Television Calibration Cartridge.</div>
 +
 
 +
2020
 +
 
 +
<div align="center" style="width:25%; border:4px solid #343434">
 +
'''THANK YOU INTERNET'''<br>
 +
'''FOR 20 GREAT YEAR5!'''
 +
</div><br>
 +
<div align="center" style="color:#AC0000; width:25%; border:1px solid #9E9E9E">
 +
'''ADD AN'''<br>
 +
'''ADDITIONAL'''<br>
 +
'''$20 TO ALL'''<br>
 +
'''PURCHASES!'''
 +
</div>
 +
 
 +
<blockquote class="compy email" style="text-align:center;background-image:none">
 +
<span style="font-size:150%">Edgar, King<br>
 +
of All Streams</span><br><br>
 +
<span style="color:#C10">datastreaming software<br>
 +
mostly for flightsims<br>
 +
and zorklikes</span><br><br>
 +
<span style="color:#FF0">programmed entirely in<br>
 +
the dungeon of Castle Edgar</span>
 +
</blockquote>
 +
<div align="center" style="color:#AC0000; width:25%; border:1px solid #9E9E9E">
 +
<div align="center" style="color:#906060; width:25%; border:1px solid #9E9E9E">
 +
<span style="color:#906060;

Current revision as of 21:59, 17 May 2020

Contents

[edit] See Also

[edit] Axes

Trogdor was a man.
Battle Axe Lessons at the Rec Center!
Nothing like a rousing game of Bed Axe.

Axes are sharp weapons which can be brought into battle or be used for splitting things in two. Also, as "axe" is a synonym for a type of guitar, many skilled guitarists are able to shred on their axes and chop with their guitars.

[edit] Appearances

[edit] See Also

[edit] Candles

I think that's my best one. You know. Keeps-a me warm at night!
Making contact from beyond the flowerbed.
A stick of soft wax. Burns brightly for a long time. Lights up lonely nights.

Candles are used to set the mood for romantic nights and seances.

[edit] Appearances

[edit] See Also

[edit] Nouns

Frequently seen in the Homestar Runner Universe.

[edit] Apppearances

[edit] See Also

Strong bad: Oh crap, my computer is dead!


[edit] Thy Dungeonman Instruction Manual

On May 14, 2020, Matt Chapman read an excerpt from the 400-page instruction manual of Thy Dungeonman for the livestreamed second episode of the "Worst First Chapter" YouTube series, hosted by Paul and Storm of DaVinci's Notebook. This manual allegedly consists of 395 pages of lore, and 5 pages of PC instructions, and was written by Lem Sportsinterviews.

[edit] Chapter 1

"Wake yourself, boy!" rasped the old codger, sloshing a mug of cool, refreshing oatmeal square in the young man's face.

Panicked, Collagen jolted up quickly from his bedroll of pulled pigeon, whole oats oozing from the patchy beard on his tender face of five and five and five years.

"I love wagons!" he cried deliriously, wiping sleep out of, and oatmeal into, his bleary eyes. The room was dark. A silver sheen on the stone walls told Collagen that the moon was still up in the autumn sky outside, and a dull clanking announced that the barmess downstairs was gathering up the stoneware, about to close the plodding gentry for the night.

"It must be around two full ticks past night's middle!" he thought to himself, wondering what could be so important that it couldn't wait until morning's griddle. "What is it, uncle?"

The old man didn't respond and just sat blinking, as if each closing of his gray eyes added a protective layer between himself and the life-altering news he knew he had to impart on this oat-slick boy.

"Uncle?"

"A dungeon's been murdered."

Collagen sucked in breath, and a couple of oats actually, causing himself to choke. "A dungeon? But how?" he sputtered.

"Of course ye'd ask that. The youth... always questioning how a dank room what's made for the holding and torture of prisoners could ever be alive in the first place, so as to be eligible for the act of murderin'! You lot with your trendy jangled jester hats and your—"

"Uncle Prevacid!" barked Collagen, sounding suddenly one and two years older. "I believe you!" the boy said softly, and laid a hand on his uncle's, immediately thinking better of it after his fingers touched something warm and jelly-like. He shifted his hand to one of Prevacid's knees— no, no, that was worse. He withdrew his hand altogether. "Which dungeon?"

"The Roost of Remington, poor devil. And it was due for an adventure next feast-harvest! Mighta been your first dungeon if—" Collagen's uncle stopped short.

"My first dungeon?" the boy stiffened. "But I'm just the son of a son of a salvemonger! What's a murdered dungeon — or any dungeon for that matter got to do with me?"

Prevacid attempted to soften, but it clearly hurt, so he went back to ornery and sighed, "'Tisn't your father or your grandfather that's important!" The old man leaned closer, a streak of moonlight cutting jagged across his jagged face, effectively cancelling out any jaggedness. "Your mother was a dungeonwoman."

If Collagen had been holding the mug of oatmeal, he would've dropped it to the floor and it would've shattered in slow motion to great dramatic effect. Since he was only holding the hem of his flea-ridden burlap blanket, he dropped that instead and it just kinda went, "phfff" into his lap, although this action had a devastating effect on the fleas.

"But father always said me marm was a bookstacker! Plain and dimpled, with a sallow face and a disposition like an unremarkable tree. He said such lovely things about her."

"It was all on her orders! She didn't want the dungeon life for you! Too much danger and not enough Vitamin D! So she made your dad promise that when he made verbal her memory, it would sound like she was pleasant enough. A loving marm and a right perpendicular bookstacker, but fierce plain, so as not to merit any further investigations into her past."

Collagen reeled, his gaze wandering about the room trying to find an anchor on which to hang this new reality, although a coat hook would probably have been more appropriate. Suddenly, a memory jumped from the dusty underbed toy box of his mind and into the fore. The paint was scratched off and its batteries had that dusty green corrosion stuff on them, but he recalled it with full clarity.

"That's why someone wrote 'Collagen's marm was a dungeonlady' on the wall of the public privy that one time! I always thought it was just old Pendace from salve school rubbin' the beef on me!"

"'Tis no beef rub, boy, 'tis the goat's truth!" His uncle paused. "Also, stay away from the public privy. I hear Lek the Creepo's been sleepin' in there nights."

A contradiction suddenly occured to Collagen. "But if me marm asked me da to hide her dungeon history, why're you tellin' me now?"

"Because she gave special orders to ol' Prevacid," said the old man, a proud glimmer or possibly just festering cateract in his eye. "Back when you were just a wee budgie, 'fore she left on any dungeon adventure, your marm would take me aside — rougly, mind you — had a grip like a pork viper, that one," he remembered, rubbing his shoulder, "And she'd say, 'Remember, Cid, if I don't ever return and there comes a day when you get word o' dungeons being murdered, it's time to tell the boy the truth!'"

"I'm a dungeonman?" asked Collagen hopefully.

"Ho ho!" laughed Prevacid, "Don't go diaperin' yourself just yet, your royal highness." The sarcasm made Collagen blush stupidly. "At best you're a dungeonlad, I s'pose. And by birthright only. No, ye've got quite a road to travel yet if you're ever to be a proper dungeonman."

Collagen's shoulders sagged. He felt foolish. Just because he found out his mother was a dungeonwoman didn't mean he would all of a sudden be amazing at dungeon adventures, and breeze through thy dungeonschool thanks to his smarter friends, and unnaturally excel at the dungeonsports despite no experience with them, and generally be at the center of every world-endangering dungeon conspiracy. That would be stupid and make him a very blank and uninteresting hero in the end, more defined by those around him, with his best traits feeling entirely unearned. That would work okay for his first couple of stories maybe, with the young children who read them inserting themselves into the blank canvas of Collagen's character, but as the stories went on, readers would disconnect, finding Collagen's colorful friends and enemies more interesting, relatable, and cosplayable. He was just Collagen Salvemonger the Third, a lad of five and five and five years who secretly loved wagons, and still kinda believed in the tooth rot fairy.

"Now stop your potterin', boy," said Prevacid, sensing the boy's self-consiousness. He tried to put a warmth in his tone, which mostly sounded like a sinus infection, and continued, "Inexperienced ye may be, but your role is of great input nonetheless! It's on you to find out who murdered that dungeon, and put a stop to it lest we lose anymore!"

"You mean I don't have a choice? What if I want to keep mongering salves? Dongering ointments? Hongering balms?" Collagen pented desperately.

"Ye do have a choice, ya dolt boulder!" spat Prevacid impatiently, swatting his nephew with his flat, dillow-fur cap. "Why'd you think I'm waking you up in night's middle? So if you want to run off and disappear into the har hills before the village awakes, ye have the chance! What, did you think I'd tell ya, 'This is your destiny and you have to follow it'? I know how those stories go! They're long! And fulla dangers! And pages and pages of really boring songs meant to add to the mythology and all that! I'd not force that on you, boy! Not unless you wanted it!"

"Thank you, uncle," Collagen said softly.

His uncle motioned to the floor where two pouchels lay like obedient pets. "I've packed two pouchels for ye. One has all you need to flee to the har hills and start a new life with a new identity as a travelling goat-pretender. T'other has all the tips, tricks, and cheat codes your mom left ya, to take up the mantle of thy dungeonman! The choice is yours." Prevacid stood from where he uncomfortably squatted at the foot of the bedroll, picking off puffs of pulled pigeon from his patched pants, and left the room. "I'll be downstairs in the plodding gentry when you've made up your mind," he called back from the hallway.

Collagen stared long at the pouchels, seeing his various potential futures stream out of them like fumes in the moonlight, before realizing they were actually real fumes from the grody old cheese that his uncle had packed in each.

End of chapter 1.

[edit] Fun Facts

[edit] External Links

[[Category:Thy Dungeonman]][[Category:Books]]

[edit] Theme from Stinkoman

"I will fight a brick wall!"

[edit] Detailed Information

Album: Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 2
Track: 16
Time: 51 seconds
Artist(s): Paul & Storm
Origin: Under Construction (instrumental)

[edit] Lyrics

SINGERS: Stinkoman
BACKUP: Stinkoman
SINGERS: Stinkoman
BACKUP: Stinkoman
SINGERS:
Fight fight fight fight fight

Challenge of the fighter super fighting of the challenge
Twenty. Exty six. {shing}

All among the universe, the victory is labor
Number one. A-double deuce.

There is no time for candy
Only the challenge to fight
STINKOMAN: {speaking} I will fight a brick wall!
SINGERS: Referred to being the guy
STINKOMAN: {speaking} I will collect many things!
SINGERS: Hero making showdown tonight
BACKUP: Challenge and the fighting and the fighting of the challenge and the fighting fighting fighting fighting
SINGERS: Toniiiight

SINGERS: Stinkoman
BACKUP: Stinkoman
SINGERS: Stinkoman
BACKUP: Stinkoman
SINGERS: Fight

STINKOMAN: 20X6! {shing}
{The credits music from Under Construction plays.}

[edit] Fun Facts

[edit] External Links

[[Category:Songs]][[Category:20X6]]


[edit] Burp

2014

Edgar's Older Cousin's
Pet Ferret:


The Redundant
Tweet Obliterator
WARNING!


Neighbors
are a-watchin'!

2015

This plugin is vulnerable and should be updated.
Activate Flash.

ST. CADAVERSTUMP'S
totally not just an old furniture warehouse
MORGUE-TUARY

Open week nights in October. Located just off I-20

2016

Homestar Runner
20th Anniversary Show!

Venkman's
Friday 9.2.16......10 pm

Live music from Limozeen, Homestar, Strong Bad, Taranchula,
Coach Z, sloshy, and more! We'll probably even show some
cartoons you've already seen!


Second
show
added!

10/7/16


Homestar Runner
20th Anniversary Show!

Venkman's
740 Ralph McGill Blvd NE, the ATL, GA 30312
FRIDAY OCT 7th 2016 - 10 PM

Strong Bad, Limozeen, Coach Z, sloshy, Homestar, Marzipan, Taranchula


2017

TAKING CARE OF YOUR GAME
  • Treat your BATTLESTAR GALACTICA*TM like a calculator
  • Don't drop it.
  • Don't leave it in the car in hot weather.
  • Avoid getting it wet or dirty.

The is!
niend is!
nigheran!
nighthan!
Before!

2018


NEED
HELP!
Moving 4 more
doors to my
dorm room!
CONTACT LOU!
— — — — — — — — — — — — — —
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Stew
Homework
  1. How many ingredients are
    needed to be a true stew?
  2. What are the 5 differences
    between a soup and a stew?
  3. Is chili a stew?
  4. When is it appropriate to use
    the phrase, "Baby, you got a
    stew going?"
  5. Make some stew. Make it good.
    Deliver to my house by dinner.

PagFor untold ages, the chivalrous realm of Pageantry had been at war with their adjacent neighbor, the deplorable kingdom of Bigotry. Their borderlands were a permanent battlefield and those unfortunate peasants caught in the midst of it all did their best to eke out an existence while the war raged around them. Eventually, just before the Age of Trogdor, the land on which the armies fought became so ravaged and war-torn -and the peasants that occupied it so smelly and unattractive- that neither side would claim it. Pageantry said the land was far too ugly and low brow to be a part of their realm and Bigotry wanted nothing to do with those "weak-kneed, weak-mead quaffers". With no realm to call their own, the peasants of the borderlands grumbled together a meager government and began calling themselves the kingdom of Peasantry.

Consummate V's
Consummate V's
4
AP
Trogdor
has diagonal
movement for
this turn!

Dear unnamed
physics teacher,
you have
a real
cool
student
that
wanted
me say
"get
well,"
so...


Hi-5
— STRONG
BAD

FGET
FREAKIN
FRWELL,
FREMAN!!




...STAY
..TROG-
STRONG!!


DANISH
PHYSICIST
← NIELS BOHR!!

Homestar Runner & related characters ... © 2001 Michael Chapman ... Strong Bad
About Videlectrix
Since the beginning of organized time, or shortly thereafter, the 'Trix, as they are sometimes known, has been on all four fronts of the electronic video gaming industry, providing lo-res entertainment to parents and children alike. In the early years, the Big V, as they are other times known, got their start by typing numbers into calculators and then turning the calculators upside down to form words. In 2003, they partnered with Homestarrunner.com and released the arcade peasant-masher Trogdor! They've since followed up with hit after hit, including next-gen text adventure Peasant's Quest, side scrolling platformer Stinkoman 20X6, and the unforgettable Color Television Calibration Cartridge.

2020

THANK YOU INTERNET
FOR 20 GREAT YEAR5!


ADD AN
ADDITIONAL
$20 TO ALL
PURCHASES!

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