CURRENT CURRENT THOUGHTS:

Dear Strong Bad,

How far can you jump?

Crapfully crapful,
Crap Incarnate

]WOAH! THE Crap Incarnate? So awesomely disgusting! Anyway, what do you mean how far I can jump? That's a vague question. It depends: Do I get a trampoline? Or a catapult? Or a cannon? Or am I just stuck on my two legs?

[edit] Tacos

Meat, cheese and vegetables collected together in a Mexican tortilla that makes a tasty treat.

[edit] Appearances

• Email 50 Emails — One of Homestar Runner's failed attempts at DELETED is "Del Taco", a restaurant.
• Email caper — The solution to the jumble is "Un Taco".
• Email rough copy — Strong Bad pays The Cheat in soft tacos for being his lawyer.
• Halloween Potion-ma-jig — One option has Homestar claim he ran into Tacoman, who Coach Z apparently has a rivalry with.
  • Homestar repeats this gag in Halloween Hide & Seek.
• Email pop-up — Strong Bad changes his email to read that the sender dreamed about a Strong Bad salad, and then a Strong Bad taco salad.
• Donut Unto Others — When Bubs points out that he is also selling doughnuts, Homestar suggests they could become a conglomerate like KFC-Taco Bell-Radisson-Texas Instruments-NASA.
• Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective — The Drive-Thru Whale advertises a "half-hearted taco meal". Dangeresque has to solve a puzzle using other Mexican food items, including a taco.
• 8-Bit is Enough — Strong Bad muses that he should not let The Cheat ride in the dryer on Tacos and Gravy night.
• Hremail 7 — One of the flavors of melonade is Taco Explosion.
• Disk 4 of 12 - World Games — When the palette changes for the bullfighting event, Strong Bad remarks that in Texas, they only see things in the taco seasoning spectrum, including guacamole, mole, cayenne and jalapeño.
• Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque (Triungulate version) — In his file cabinet of fast food takeout menus, Dangeresque keeps two actual tacos that he insists will save his life someday.

[edit] See Also

• Burgers
• Sandwiches

[[Category:Generic food and drinks]]

[edit] Words Ending in -o

• In Search of the Yello Dello — The most rare and beautiful bird is called the Yello Dello.
• Homestar Runner Presents: Presents — Homestar calls Strong Bad "Strong-o Bad-o".
• Email lady fan — Homestar urges Strong Bad to exercise his buttweesimo.
• Punkin Stencils — Homestar calls The Jolly Dumple Tongue-o Drippo.
• Blubb-O's Commercial — The name of the fast food restaurant is called Blubb-O's.
• Halloween Safety — Homestar says dressing up as a Children Crossing sign is Ina-Pro-Pro.
• The Homestar Runner Enters the Spooky Woods — The Homestar Runner's gulps as gulpo and gulpamundo.
• Fan Costumes 2017 — Strong Bad claims that a grandmother likes to call her granson Little Protelzo on her candy flip-phone.
• Halloween Hijinks — Strong Bad suggests that the King of Town dressing up as King Ding Dong would be a no-brain-o.
• Fan 'Stumes 2021 — Deflato-head Strong Bad and decapitato-head Strong Sad each sold separately.
• Fan 'Stumes 2022 — Strong Bad's confirmation for doing that year's Twitter challenge is Provisional Accept-o and Roboto Accept-o.
• Decemberweenvent Calendar —
  • On the page for day 3, Strong Bad's hands are labeled "Left-O" and "Right-O".
  • Strong Bad refers to the calendar as Disappointo. Strong Sad remarks that he thought he was Disappointo.
• Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque —
  • The Wingzz Hutt offers Facemelto sauce.
  • If Dangeresque attempts to use the file cabinet key on his office door, he says he will fake-o solve-o The Chief's case-o first. The Chief replies that he loves queso.
• Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom — Talking to the Quickstart Guide, Dangeresque reminds it to float like Ms. Chlorino taught in the pool.
• Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep my Enemies, Loser —
  • A generic error message is Loopto Rodoopto.
  • The statue with two shields is named Homestarmero Duplicishield.
• The Show: Ween Edition — Homestar Runner's check is notarized by someone named Name-O Sign-O.
• Front Facing – The bubble in the top right of the Main Page 3 Easter egg says face-o fronto.

[[Category:Word running gags]]

[edit] The King of Town's Health Problems

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The King of Town is obsessed with food and eating, and does not have especially healthy habits.

• Some Stupid Turkey — The King of Town eats an entire Thanksgiving feast to the point where he is ready to puke.
• Halloween Fairstival — His remedy for hiccups is to feed them until they mature into liver failure. He also has a ham in place of his heart.
• Halloween Potion Ma-Jig — He and the Poopsmith are seeking out a ham sandwich he buried when he was nine. When Homestar describes how he found it, ate it, and felt like puking it back up, the King remarks that he wishes Homestar had.
• Email more armies — The King of Town is "out to lunch" inhaling giblets through a respirator.
• [[Strong Badia the Free] — The King of Town requests a gravy-filled IV drip from a medical dining facility.
• Email retirement — In his circus act as "Clogdor", his burps transform into fried eggs.
• Email record book — The King of Town eats a giant pile of salt for lunch. He claims that his "hiccups" are actually heart attacks.
• Email unnatural — When King Bubsgonzola Supreme rampages around and causes the ground to shake, bystanders believe the King of Town is getting his mega-physical.
• Email fan club — Strong Bad writes a story where the King of Town eats an entire pile of whatsit. The King of Town says he wishes it were fiction.
• Which Ween Costumes? — When Strong Bad asks if "Hundred and One" is the King's age or number of heart attacks, the King implies both are closer to triple that.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2 — The King of Town claims to have had his DNA surgically replaced with MSG, and that he's dying.
• Fan 'Stumes 2020 — Marshie encourages viewers to open their pores and let him into their hearts to clog up their veins. The King of Town volunteers readily.
• Halloween Hide & Seek — His jumps on a trampoline because he ate a chocolate bar too quickly and wanted to puke it up so he could savor it properly.
• Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep my Enemies, Loser — Perducci tearfully denies that his tears are made from olive oil.
• The Show: Ween Edition — The King of Town guesses that Homestar would misrepresent his costume as himself on a CPAP machine, implying he has trouble breathing when he sleeps. Homestar guesses that the King of Town is in the ICU.

[[Category:Food running gags]]"