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(instagram version. new tweet also, but i'll get to it when i have time to make another huge gif conversion. *sigh*)
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''{Cut to a door, adorned by a framed picture of Homestar Runner from the cover of [[Everything Else, Volume 1]]. At the bottom of the screen is an interface with the Craze-O Facemake logo, and pictures of Dangeresque Too, Stinkoman, Crack Stuntman, Senor Cardgage, Rather Dashing on fire, Old-Timey Strong Bad and The Ugly One. Senor Cardgage is selected, and Puppet Homestar pops up with sunglasses, a combover and a beard digitally added to his face.}''
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''{Cut to a sphere resembling a robotic Bubs floating in what seems to be a lab of some sort. Onion Bubs floats in from the lower-right corner and bumps the robotic Bubs off the screen, taking its place.}''
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''{[[Puppet Strong Bad]] is in front of a Strong Badia sign. Below him is an interface with pictures of Dangeresque Too, Stinkoman, Crack Stuntman, Senor Cardgage, Rather Dashing on fire, Old-Timey Strong Bad and The Ugly One. Senor Cardgage is selected, and sunglasses, a combover and a beard are added to Strong Bad's face.}''
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''{[[Puppet Strong Bad]] is in front of a Strong Badia sign. Below him is an interface with the Craze-O Facemake logo, and pictures of Dangeresque Too, Stinkoman, Crack Stuntman, Senor Cardgage, Rather Dashing on fire, Old-Timey Strong Bad and The Ugly One. Senor Cardgage is selected, and sunglasses, a combover and a beard are added to Strong Bad's face.}''
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, check out the new Cardgage filter from Craze-O Facemake! ''{imitating Senor Cardgage}'' Oh, many privalos, beveled edge! Uh, so many slices of gum! ''{normal voice}'' This is amazing! It's like I'm the man himself!  Edah&mdash;
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, check out the new Cardgage filter from Craze-O Facemake! ''{imitating Senor Cardgage}'' Oh, many privalos, beveled edge! Uh, so many slices of gum! ''{normal voice}'' This is amazing! It's like I'm the man himself!  Edah&mdash;
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Revision as of 22:46, 20 July 2017


For @StrongBadActual tweets and Instagram posts.

2017

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Twitter: Dangtwice! Craze-O Facemake's facial recognition algorithm is pretty legit if it can somehow discern Homestar's 'face.'

Instagram: Strong Bad Muskrat Filter Pack DLC now available!

Video Transcript

{Cut to a door, adorned by a framed picture of Homestar Runner from the cover of Everything Else, Volume 1. At the bottom of the screen is an interface with the Craze-O Facemake logo, and pictures of Dangeresque Too, Stinkoman, Crack Stuntman, Senor Cardgage, Rather Dashing on fire, Old-Timey Strong Bad and The Ugly One. Senor Cardgage is selected, and Puppet Homestar pops up with sunglasses, a combover and a beard digitally added to his face.}

20 Jul 2017 Twitter

Instagram

1size Sorry @m0mentring, Space Robo-Bubs is no match for...

Image Transcript

{Cut to a sphere resembling a robotic Bubs floating in what seems to be a lab of some sort. Onion Bubs floats in from the lower-right corner and bumps the robotic Bubs off the screen, taking its place.}

18 Jul 2017 Twitter
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Twitter: New DLC for Craze-O Facemake, y'all! Get to in-app purchasin'!

Instagram: In-app purchases have never been more worth it, you guys!!

Video Transcript

{Puppet Strong Bad is in front of a Strong Badia sign. Below him is an interface with the Craze-O Facemake logo, and pictures of Dangeresque Too, Stinkoman, Crack Stuntman, Senor Cardgage, Rather Dashing on fire, Old-Timey Strong Bad and The Ugly One. Senor Cardgage is selected, and sunglasses, a combover and a beard are added to Strong Bad's face.}

STRONG BAD: Oh, check out the new Cardgage filter from Craze-O Facemake! {imitating Senor Cardgage} Oh, many privalos, beveled edge! Uh, so many slices of gum! {normal voice} This is amazing! It's like I'm the man himself! Edah—

{The glasses move onto Strong Bad's mouth and the beard duplicates and moves onto each eye}

STRONG BAD: Ooh? Aah! Beard-eye! Beard-eye! Aah! Get it off!

{The features move back to normal}

STRONG BAD: Whew. That was close. This is great! Livin' my dreams. Out. {pauses, then ducks out of frame}

17 Jul 2017 Twitter

Instagram

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No sbemail yet. But maybe an art lesson will tide you guys over!

Video Transcript

{Cut to a red boxing glove holding a marker in front of a whiteboard designed to look like lined paper}

STRONG BAD: Welcome back to another "Skills of an Artist!" {the title appears on screen} Today, I'm gonna teach you guys to draw... a sammich! {quickly, disinterested} I make drawing fun! {normally} We start out with... a squishtangle. {draws three sides of a rough parallelogram, making sound effects as he does so, omitting the top} First we drew the tangles... {darkens his first line} ...and then we give it the squish. {draws a loop that closes off the top of the shape} Kinda looks like a chef's hat... moving rapidly this way... {gestures right} Preeow! And now, to give it some depth, we add four shortened pizangs. {draws lines that make up the edges and sides of the bread} Aw, look at that. {adds hatching lines across the sides of the bread} That piece of bread is jumpin' right off the page! And now, we add some dotties {adds several dots to the top of the bread} that are like the air bubbles from the leavening process... y'know what I'm sayin'? Now for the toppings. {starts adding a spiky shape around the bread, resembling lettuce} First we do some lettuce... kinda looks like the bread is being electrocuted... {makes sizzling noises} And now we'll put on the meats. {starts drawing loops around the edges} Got some salami... some pastrami... and some seasoned fortulami... Look at that. Spillin' all out on the sides... And now for the main course, which is a severed pig's head. {draws the outline of a very large pig's head below everything else} Here it comes. Oh, Oinkers! It had to be done... {gives the pig X'd out eyes} ...to make forth my sammich. And uh, you know. I like to reattach the tail... {draws a curly pig tail connected to the back of its head} ...to the head. For dramatic effect. Okay, so, this is not very centered on the page... with the bottom slice of bread... {draws a quick bread slice underneath the head} And up here, it's gonna be me! {draws a large oval just above the sammich, and starts crudely drawing his face on it} I dunno. Somebody gotta eat this sammich. {makes sound effects as he draws, then draws a disproportionately large open mouth with teeth} Look at that hideous maw! Ready to chew down on some tender jowls. {draws round boxing gloves around the sammich and adds shading to the inside of the mouth} And that's how you draw a ham sammich. {starts writing "THAT'S IT!!" next to his drawing} See you next time for more "Skills of an Artist!"

12 Jul 2017 Twitter
1size It does when I utilize THIS bad girl!

This tweet is a reply to @virtualboy96, who, responding to the previous tweet, asked if a tweet would count as an email.

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23 May 2017 Twitter
1size Help me fill in the blanks. Winner gets both their ding AND their dang email checked.

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23 May 2017 Twitter
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@sharktoothbubs

This tweet is a reply to a Twitter user with handle @sharktoothbubs, who asked if Strong Bad had forgotten the character of the same name in the previous tweet, and even went so far as to include a screenshot from Dangeresque: Puppet Squad.

Video Transcript

{A hand holds Shark-Tooth Bubs by the head in front of a grey couch. He has small, white, limp balloon attached to his face, obscuring most of it.}

SHARK-TOOTH BUBS: Hey! Don't forgwet me! I still got the downstairs happenin'!

{The hand drops Shark-Tooth Bubs, who falls onto the couch and bounces slightly on impact.}

21 Mar 2017 Twitter
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Happy World Puppet Day apparently!

Video Transcript

{Puppet Strong Bad stands in front of the orange curtain.}

PUPPET STRONG BAD: In honor of World Puppet Day, everyone's getting...

{Puppet Strong Bad quickly ducks; the scene jump-cuts to the same position as he lifts up his head again, now with a small, beige, limp balloon attached to the bottom of his silver crest.}

PUPPET STRONG BAD: {shouting and shaking}...generic oblong puppet noseeeeeeees!

{The music from dragon plays. Slide transition to the same curtain scene, with Puppet Marshie replacing Strong Bad. Marshie has a similar red balloon attached to his nose.}

PUPPET MARSHIE: I'm even more of an abomination!

{Slide transition again, with Doreauxgard instead. He has a green balloon attached to his nose.}

DOREAUXGARD: Nobody knows what I look like anyways!

{Another slide transition, back to Puppet Strong Bad.}

PUPPET STRONG BAD: Finally, a generic puppet nose to go with my generic grumpy puppet mouth! {shakes quickly}

{Slide transition to The Exact Same, who has a pink balloon attached slightly below the area between his eyes.}

THE EXACT SAME: Well, despite all of this, I am still The Exact Same!

{Slide transition to Puppet The Cheat, who has a purple balloon attached between his eyes; due to the size and placement of the balloon, they are mostly obscured.}

PUPPET THE CHEAT: {Loud The Cheat noises}

{Slide transition to Puppet Homestar Runner, who is oriented in profile as usual. Only one of his eyes is visible, and he has a blue balloon attached above his top lip. Homestar quickly turns and faces the camera head-on, revealing the other eye diametrically opposite of the first. The music stops.}

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: {nasal, shouting} This is great! I can really breathe through this thing!

{He inhales (making a strange buzzing sound) and exhales alternately, twice.}

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Listen to those nasal passages! This is a new day for {even more nasal} Homestar Runner!

{He attempts to clear his throat twice, making a disgusted noise, then turns and confidently walks away stage left.}

21 Mar 2017 Twitter
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Here in Free Country USA, we've got something waaay betterworse than that naked ol' Cupid. Behold! #themakeromancer

Video Transcript

{Starts on a pink background with moving hearts}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Behold! The Makeromancer! {"The Makeromancer" appears in the center— Strong Sad wearing a black heart-embroidered cloak and holding a gray staff with a black heart on top. He is accompanied by a title stating his name, and he shrinks and moves to the right of the frame.}

STRONG SAD: {draws his arm back} Oh... Makeromance! {thrusts his arm forward; there is a puff of green smoke, and the word "MAKEROMANCE!" blinks at the top of the screen in pixelated font}

{Cut to Marzipan and The Cheat at a table in The Field having tea. The Makeromancer comes in from the bottom of the screen.}

STRONG SAD: Makeromance! {puff of green smoke}

{Cut to Coach Z in the locker room with his pile of towels and laundry. The Makeromancer enters from the left.}

STRONG SAD: Makeromance! {puff of green smoke}

{Cut Strong Bad as Sharpdene and Homestar Runner wearing a hat and trenchcoat in a hilly area at night. The Makeromancer comes down from above.}

STRONG SAD: {slightly slower} Makeromance! {puff of green smoke; Homestar appears to pucker his lips}

{Cut back to the Makeromancer against the pink heart background. He looks at the camera.}

STRONG SAD: Uh, so are my magical powers supposed to be causing romance? Or am I just sort of... demanding it of people? With colored smoke?

{Another Makeromancer enters from the left}

SECOND STRONG SAD: Makeromance! {puff of green smoke, causing the first Makeromancer to vanish}

13 Feb 2017 Twitter
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Found this horrifying snippet in a rusty film canister in the attic. Thought maybe you guys could ruin your exes' vamlumtimes with it.

Video Transcript

{Sickly Sam stands in the middle of a black, Old-Timey void (similar to Strong Sad's appearance in ghosts) and sings a similarly-echoey song.}

SICKLY SAM: {singing slowly} Are we gonna make romance? And are we gonna make romance? Are we—

{Dee slides in from the right and harmonizes.}

DEE: {singing slowly} Are we—

{Dee bumps into Sickly Sam and they recenter in frame. Sickly Sam slowly puts his arm around Dee.}

BOTH: —gonna make romance?

{Both disappear with a "pafh!" cloud of dust}

12 Feb 2017 Twitter
1 Lookit that oval of Graw Mad goodness in the middle there! 10 Feb 2017 Instagram

2016

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@funkomatic Trogdor doesn't have consummate V's on his body you amateur! Teeth, spinedies, and angry eyebrows only!!

This tweet is a reply to @funkomatic, who drew Trogdor and asked Strong Bad's opinion on his use of consummate V's to settle a debate. The drawing features consummate V's throughout Trogdor's body rather than the small, round scales normally found on his middle section (of which Strong Bad has never actually spoken).

28 Dec 2016 Twitter
1size @pullahoko Actively Exploding Head Bird Homestar!

This tweet is a reply to @pullahoko, who was less concerned about Strong Bad's appearance in the previous tweet and more about "Head About To Explode Homestar Bird".

27 Dec 2016 Twitter
1size YouTube link to 20th anniversary toon:

youtu.be/l5prB1agTOA
(sadly does not feature this scene featuring undies-on-head Strong Bad)

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He lights the bomb. It blows up.

27 Dec 2016 Twitter
1size Happy Decemberween! Have a not-Decemberween 20th anniversary cartoon! Hurry and watch before it's not 2016 anymore! http://www.homestarrunner.com/goes4gold.html 25 Dec 2016 Twitter
1size Hey @Lin_Manuel, it's not as awesome as 200 sbemails or anything but congrats on a millz followers. #1MillionGifs

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STRONG BAD: {subtitled} FOR THE LAST TIME...

STRONG BAD: {subtitled} I'M NOT EVIL THOMAS JEFFERSON...

STRONG BAD: {subtitled} OR COLONIAL ICE-T...

STRONG BAD: {subtitled} I'M LIN-MANUEL FREAKIN' MIRANDA!!

22 Nov 2016 Twitter
1size Just in time for Thanksgiving, it's Fan Costume Fun-Of Make 2016!
yt: youtu.be/esRlvwK660g
flash: homestarrunner.com/fanstumes16.html
18 Nov 2016 Twitter
1size Hey @lukesawczak, here's how you spell it according to my original brainstorm sheet (no stealing the ideas I didn't use yet!)

This tweet is a reply to @lukesawczak, who noticed that the Homestar Runner Wiki was listing Sharpdene as "Sharp Dean" and asked if it was actually "Sharkdeen". As such, it is the first official written instance of Sharpdene's name, and the spelling on the wiki was promptly corrected.

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PRANK IDEAS

-POODLE PROJECTOR (BEEF PRETENDER!)
-GUY LOOKING FOR HIS PANTS
-ROBOCALL FROM MARGARET GO-
STAND-OuTSiDERSON
-NEW GIRL CHARACTER CALLED
SHARPDENE (SOMeTHING ABouT COAT RACK?)
-STRONG SAD DIED, REALLY CRY FOR
A LONG TIME TELLING HER, FOLLOW
uP FOR WEEKS WHILE SS IS AT
MOCK u.N. CAMP ← GENiuS
-TELL MARZIPAN HOW YOu REALLY
FEEL ABOuT HeR. TIME iS RuNNiNG
OuT!

-MOVERS CALL HER. MAYBE ACTuALLY
FORCE HER TO MOVE B/W STEAL
ALL HER STuFF.

18 Nov 2016 Twitter
2 the earth rots... 17 Nov 2016 Instagram
1size NEW Halloween Thing!!
https://youtu.be/Td9n1vNR4YE
Flashy-flash: http://www.homestarrunner.com/ween16.html
Respect and condone!
28 Oct 2016 Twitter
1size Btw, I didn't misspell "silhouette-y" up there. It's actually a misspelled promo for "Silhooty: the silhouette owl that loves typos!"

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Silhooty

{below is a picture of a silhouetted owl, with a speech bubble that reads:} Crark.

27 Oct 2016 Twitter
1size Oh my graphics! The Halloween edition of Joystick Wagglin' with Videlectrix is live! Best survival horror game ever! https://youtu.be/SZ7-TKdt9BU 26 Oct 2016 Twitter
1size It's that silhouttey time of year, people! And don't forget to tweet me your Homestar-themed costumes if you scramble one together!

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Halloween Something
Coming up!

26 Oct 2016 Twitter
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@Chip1329 You said it, man! Me and The Cheat love us some Golden Triumph Forks!

This tweet is a reply to @Chip1329, who tweeted a picture of Strong Bad and The Cheat pumpkins, with a The Legend of Zelda pumpkin in the middle.

9 Oct 2016 Twitter
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I grudgingly admit that this moment from Friday's show @VenkmansATL was pretty awesome. (dunno who the scrungely beardo is, tho) 9 Oct 2016 Twitter
1size Meanwhile, Dumbstar is traveling in ultra sub-prime economy class. #xoxofest 9 Sep 2016 Twitter
1size So I guess I'm supposed to do this, right, Portland? Take a pic of my feet with my mouth apparently? 9 Sep 2016 Twitter
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Holy paunch!! This is extensive! And up to the minute-accurate! https://t.co/yaUI9lxSIR

This tweet, while not technically a reply, links to a tweet by wiki user @Gfdgsgxgzgdrc with an updated 20th anniversary version of the Everybody Everybody Poster.

5 Sep 2016 Twitter
1size Thanks to everyone who came out to @VenkmansATL on Fri! Twas a blast!! (also thanks to dead muskrat hanging on wall) 4 Sep 2016 Twitter
1size Where's sloshy, @zachlubarsky? They refused to sound check and just stood there staring at the sound tech like this:

This tweet is a reply to @zachlubarsky, who asked where sloshy was after seeing the Limozeen sound check in the previous tweet.

3 Sep 2016 Twitter
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Watch Limozeen casually shred Nite Mamas at last night's sound check!

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LARRY PALARONCINI: {singing}Oh, on the road of life, you'd better get back up, before you ever get knocked back down... town... fifty miles an hour ain't no way to live your— nite mamas! Always save a dance for a crazy mamma jamma like me— nite mamas! Always take a chance on a crazy mamma jamma like me— nite mamas! Always take a chance on a crazy mamma jamma like me— nite mamas! Always save a dance, always save a dance!

3 Sep 2016 Twitter
3 This is how we get treated backstage. 2 Sep 2016 Instagram
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Practicing Fisheye Lens with my fisheye lens. Things are just about to start getting crazy-go-bulbous.

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STRONG BAD: And you know what that means: things are about to get... bulbous. {waughmp waughmp} I bought a fisheye lens, and make a rap video With a couple of friends. It goes, {waughmp waughmp} {simultaneously} waughmp waughmp! All the ladies and mens, they know everything is better with a fisheye lens!

31 Aug 2016 Twitter
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Yes @EdbotnikThe! I can finally use my robopants to kick the crap outta that slum lord Tom Nook and the whole Nook crime family!

This tweet is a reply to @EdbotnikThe, who imported Ultimate Strong Bad from 8-Bit is Enough into Super Smash Bros. for Wii U. Tom Nook is a character from Animal Crossing, a game which inspired the stage shown in EdbotnikThe's video and which The Brothers Chaps have mentioned previously.

30 Aug 2016 Twitter
1size Can you feel the luxury and excess oozing through your screen?! #livinastrongbadlife #takeanemail4mywife 25 Aug 2016 Twitter
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@makingislands @edzelyago These should totally be the lyrics to '7r09d0r v2.0' from my cyberpunk concept album 'Strong Bad Pings!'

This tweet is a reply to @edzelyago, who made new lyrics to "Trogdor" using TCP/IP terminology in response to @makingislands' Trogdor Ethernet cable.

24 Aug 2016 Twitter
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@nihaho13 Flask and ye shall receive, my dear Mickiewicz.
http://homestore-runner.myshopify.com/collections/shirts/products/get-ye-flask?variant=19942793029

This tweet is a reply to @nihaho13, who wanted a Get Ye Flask t-shirt after seeing that it was not yet being sold as part of the "Wave o' T-Shirts". It went on sale shortly thereafter.

23 Aug 2016 Twitter
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Bandgeresque practice! Note to cool self: get smaller cool, cool glasses to fit new, less-husky head.

Video Transcript

STRONG BAD: {singing} He works alone, except when he works with Renaldo, which is all the time, Dangeresque. He's a private eye, a crooked cop, a secret agent, and a celebrity pharmacist, Dangeresque. That guy is Dangeresque, Dangeresque, Dangeresque, Dangeresque! Or did I?


22 Aug 2016 Twitter
1size First live show sold out so we added a SECOND SHOW in October! Second show, second heads! http://www.ticketfly.com/event/1296159

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Second
show
added!

10/7/16


Homestar Runner
20th Anniversary Show!

Venkman's
740 Ralph McGill Blvd NE, the ATL, GA 30312
FRIDAY OCT 7th 2016 - 10 PM

Strong Bad, Limozeen, Coach Z, sloshy, Homestar, Marzipan, Taranchula


22 Aug 2016 Twitter
1size We're sellin, like, every old t-shirt design! Remember the Nebulon shirt? Neither do I! https://homestore-runner.myshopify.com/collections/shirts

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{A wave of T-shirts is about to fall on What's Her Face}

HAWAIIAN GUY: wave o' t-shirts!

22 Aug 2016 Twitter
1size Yup @lizzylizzard04, my very THOUGHTS are canon. In fact, now YOU'RE an in-universe bottle of EVOO with webbed feet!

This tweet is a reply to @lizzylizzard04, who asked if the events of each Strong Bad Email (such as invisibility) were canon.

20 Aug 2016 Twitter
1size Shh! @dan_r_parsons @OsakaJack You may be more right than you know! #TGS_ShatteredLives_ThisFallOnLifetime

This tweet is a reply to @dan_r_parsons, who pointed out that Tech from the previous post seems like Ms. Tompkinsrobotmomerson's ex-husband.

19 Aug 2016 Twitter
1size Oh, @OsakaJack it's my new show about an emotionally damaged robot detective and his adopted 6 year old partner.

This tweet is a reply to @OsakaJack, who asked what "Tech N Olive" is, referring to the hashtag from the previous tweet.

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#Tech 'n Olive

18 Aug 2016 Twitter
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Practicing for our live show with my new loop pedal and my new chinmouth! #technolive

Video Transcript

STRONG BAD: Doo doo doo {clicks button with his foot} doo doo doo doo {his mouth stops moving, but the noises repeat throughout the song} Duddle-up-dup. {his mouth stops moving, but the noises repeat throughout the song} The system... {again, these words repeat throughout the song}

{Cut to Puppet The Cheat walking up to a lightswitch, then back to Puppet Strong Bad}

STRONG BAD: ...is down. {repeats throughout song}

{Cut back to The Cheat, who is switching the lights on and off} Doodle-ba-doo-diddle, doodle-ba-doo-diddle, doodle-ba-doo-diddle, doodle-ba-doo-diddle {repeats throughout song} {stops all sounds as the lights turn back on} Da-da-do-da-da-da-doo-doo-da-{cut to a Teen Girl Squad-style drawing of a hairy arm holding a cigarette, with "DOOJ" written on it} DOOJ!

18 Aug 2016 Twitter
1size Twitter: Burninating the troposphere!
(with apologies to @USInterior and their kickawesome instagram photo, I had to do it)

Instagram: Burninating the troposphere!!
(With apologies to @usinterior, couldn't help myself)
This tweet is a "reply" to the US Department of the Interior, who posted the original, unaltered version of this photo of a lightning bolt on Instagram. Rather than resembling Trogdor, it was in the shape of a Tyrannosaurus Rex head.

17 Aug 2016 Twitter

Instagram

4 Now you're speakin' my language dusty Yaris! Btw congrats on 72.7k miles! #sodrived 15 Aug 2016 Instagram
1size So cool @Wazzaldorp! You made me 'gonna have to jump'-ing out of the ending of Bionic Commando!!

This tweet is a reply to @Wazzaldorp, who created the fanart in the top half of the image seen here.

15 Aug 2016 Twitter
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@batterystaple_g only if you help me make an actual stinkoman game after you finish your procedurally metroidvania'd roguelywhatev game.

This tweet is a reply to BatteryStaple Games, who were asked by @OoruTech to reference Stinkoman 20X6 presumably in their upcoming game 20XX. They liked the idea enough to request The Brother's Chaps' permission.

12 Aug 2016 Twitter
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What kinda weird cold ones were you drinking when you proposed these designs back in '96, @craigzobel? Problem Ones?

Video Transcript

{The 1996 Craig Zobel drawings from the previous Instagram post are shown, except the Homestar design is facing towards the Strong Bad design, and the lines under the Strong Bad design have been removed. The audio is reused from Fan Costumes 2015.}

CRAIG ZOBEL HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey, Regular Strong Bad.

CRAIG ZOBEL STRONG BAD: Hey, All-The-Time Homestar.

{It is also worth mentioning that @craigzobel replied to the tweet, saying "dunno, but I clearly drank a lot of em. I'ma go ahead and say that say [sic] Miyazaki stole my mask idea in Spirited Away tho...".}

12 Aug 2016 Twitter
5 Um, these are long lost me and Homestar designs by Craig Zobel from '96. I am cold and frightened and dunno what to think about this. 10 Aug 2016 Instagram
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THIS is how more humans should spend their spare time, @CaulinLucas! Nice work! The soft midi notes melt over my ears like processed cheese!

This tweet is a reply to @CaulinLucas, who made a "remastered mini [sic] of the 'Peasant's Quest' theme".

10 Aug 2016 Twitter
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@kitty8mysundae psst! what merch you want? we gots lots here: http://homestore-runner.myshopify.com #alltypesofcrazycrap

This tweet is a reply to @kitty8mysundae, who replied to Strong Bad's previous tweet asking him to bring back some of the previous merchandise sold at the Store.

9 Aug 2016 Twitter
1size @JamesAttridge the quote that started the classic meme

This tweet is a reply to @JamesAttridge, who claimed that the phrase "gZ gRXS g htgh dtz", found in the previous tweet in place of the Original Book's cover, was a classic quote from Homestar.

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gZ gRXS g htgh dtz

9 Aug 2016 Twitter
1size Just so's you know, this mess is what's turning 20, not our website. That started in 2000 when all websites began.

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om Strong Bad The Homestar Runner

Everyone loves the Homestar
runner. He is a terrific athlete.

r gZ gRXS g
htgh dtz

One day his friend, Pom-Pom, asked
him to enter the Strongest Man in the
World Contest.

not hold up.

Suddenly, th{obscured}ot shut down and dropped
his grapes. Th{obscured} Homestar Runner knew
something was up.

the homestar run
enters the strongest man in the world con

CHILDREN'S STORY

9 Aug 2016 Twitter
1size Lookit all this wildlife @Phantomazing! Alert @Sir_Attenboroug, We need one of them BBC doc's with the slowmo deaths

This tweet is a reply to @Phantomazing, who asked if (presumably) the Fangly-fish could survive when pitted against the Strong Sad seal. Strong Bad mentions BBC Natural History broadcaster David Attenborough.

8 Aug 2016 Twitter
1size Sorry @pullahoko, it's no match for the king of the deep. #steepprices #trees

This tweet is a reply to @pullahoko, who drew two interpretations of Strong Bad's unusual mouth shape from his "Rushmore" tweet. The second interpretation was a still drawing of the Big Mouth Billy Bass parody shown in this gif. Both the gif and the tweet itself are references to animal.

8 Aug 2016 Twitter
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@HeyitsThorny Holy staunch! I think you invented a more perfect me!! Would I get to eat my own mouth? Or just perpetually have pizza taste?

This tweet is a reply to @HeyitsThorny, who replied to Strong Bad's previous tweet with a picture of Strong Bad's head with a slice of pizza for a mouth, since "mouthflesh belongs in a triangle" just like pizza does.

8 Aug 2016 Twitter
1size @StrongBadActual argh. Stupid Instagram. Here it go with no filter. Like a Lucky Strike, know'msayin? 8 Aug 2016 Twitter
1size Check it out! This is, like, the new Rushmore. (RIP fleshtangle mouth) 8 Aug 2016 Twitter

Instagram

6 Oh man! The long-lost Trog-font! From an unused dvd menu idea. Now who wants to make the whole dang alphabet?!

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S

SHORTS

4 Aug 2016 Instagram
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Look, @lennysundahl, it's a freakin Twitter cartoon! I openly admit to hastily slapping it together and not checking the math! #brudyeargate

This tweet is a reply to @lennysundahl, who replied to Strong Bad's previous tweet and remarked that, due to mistaking the 80th anniversary for the 5th, Strong Bad wasn't "very good at math".

4 Aug 2016 Twitter
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@NoMoreSpearows I look GOOD in that wedding dress, man! That mess is Vera Wang! #neverdavidsbridal

This tweet is a reply to @NoMoreSpearows, who replied to Strong Bad's previous tweet asking why he drew himself, rather than Homestar, in a wedding dress. This may also be a reference to senior prom.

3 Aug 2016 Twitter
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@RoboNinja103 psst! Don't blow this for me! I just ordered 20 thousand 'happy 5th one-legged etc' visors and aprons! No goin back now!

This tweet is a reply to @RoboNinja103, who replied to Strong Bad's previous tweet explaining that it would actually be the 80th anniversary of Homestar Runner in Li'l Brudder years rather than the 5th anniversary.

3 Aug 2016 Twitter
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This is for all the whiners who keep saying how old our 20th anniversary makes them feel. Hope it helps!

Video Transcript

{Drawings of Tiny-Handed Strong Bad and The Homestar Runner appear on a piece of lined paper, in the same style as early Teen Girl Squad episodes. While Strong Bad narrates, spikes appear on The Homestar Runner's soles, and a caricature of Gene Simmons as "The Demon" appears in the lower-right corner of the screen, with a speech bubble that says "gimme my boots back!" Shortly afterward, the spikes disappear, replaced with focal lines around The Homestar Runner's hips. Similarly, The Demon is replaced by Mr. Pitters, whose speech bubble says "gimme my hips back!"}

STRONG BAD: Look. If the 20th anniversary of me and Homestar is making you feel old, then stop thinking of it in terms of regular years.

{The words "365 days = 1 year" appear on the screen and are then crossed out.}

STRONG BAD: Start thinking of it in terms of one-legged dog years!

{The original Li'l Brudder drawing appears.}

STRONG BAD: Due to all of his... adversities, it's unlikely that {choking up} Li'l Brudder's gonna... stick around very long.

{The original text from the drawing is removed. Gradually, phrases are added in red ink with arrows pointing to parts of the drawing. In order: "crubbed snout"; "mouthic leakage"; "stubbed dubs", pointing to his front leg-stubs; "jambler's eyeball", pointing to his left eye (from the viewer's perspective) and eyebrow; "stolen celebrity beagle ear"; "horn (not tail)"; "chronic jibblies", pointing to the trembling lines near his backside; and "oh dear god", pointing directly under his horn-for-a-tail.}

STRONG BAD: {normal} So one of his years is only a fourth of one of our years!

{A blank line graph appears. It is titled "li'l brudder life expectancy" in red ink. The bottom axis is labeled "good years left" and the left axis is labeled "adversities". The Geddup Noise plays as a red line traces from the top of the left axis (5 units up) slightly to the right (almost 1 unit right). The graph then disappears, and the words "1 brudyear = 1/4 rpwlcp year" appear, with a severed dog leg under "1 brudyear" and another leg paired with a cleaver under "1/4 rpwlcp year". In red ink, an asterisk is added to "rpwlcp", and the full acronym "regular people with, like, cell phones" appears at the bottom left corner of the screen. The cleaver then chops the second dog leg in half.}

STRONG BAD: Therefore, this is only the... fifth anniversary of Homestar Runner, in one-legged... Li'l Brudder... dog... years.

{The same drawings of Tiny-Handed Strong Bad and The Homestar Runner appear, this time with Strong Bad in a wedding gown and Homestar in a tuxedo with a top hat. The top of the screen has a "happy 20th anniversary!" ribbon, and the bottom of the screen says "renew them vows!" The "20" is quickly scribbled over in red ink with a "5". Then, as Strong Bad says the respective words, a carat with "one-legged li'l brudder dog years" appears before "anniversary!"}

3 Aug 2016 Twitter
7 The original document! In only-partially-sucked-on-and-dropped-on-the-carpet mint condition!!

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call me on my...
Selfoam

2 Aug 2016 [[[instagram:p/BIoMC3Rj3D-/|Instagram]]
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Linkx for tix: http://www.ticketfly.com/event/1272461-… (also, psst! Venkman's! my name is two words! two dang words, man! spacebar is my middle name!) 1 Aug 2016 Twitter
1size ATL fans! 20 yrs ago, 2 dudes walked into a Kinko's and sorta changed one or two things forever! Come celebrate!

This tweet references the Homestar Runner 20th Anniversary Show - 2 Sep 2016 public event.

Homestar Runner
20th Anniversary Show!

Venkman's
Friday 9.2.16......10 pm

Live music from Limozeen, Homestar, Strong Bad, Taranchula,
Coach Z, sloshy, and more! We'll probably even show some
cartoons you've already seen!


31 Jul 2016 Twitter
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Oh mandang you guys... Band practice. #preparethyself

This tweet contains a video of an electric guitarist, whose face is unseen, playing a frantic solo. The backing music bears a strong resemblance to Moving Very Slowly.

26 Jul 2016 Twitter
1size @TheFinalDoctor @midnight You couldn't be more right, man. #BustOfBubo #dorkdorkdork 23 Jul 2016 Twitter
1size Easy @coffeeordie! Just chuck a Cheatball at him!

This tweet was in reply to @coffeeordie, who asked how to catch a The Cheat (in reference to the Dijjery Doo tweet) and provided the base photo of the gif shown here.

23 Jul 2016 Twitter
1size It's been a long day of shooting. #desknap 19 Jul 2016 Twitter
1size I caught a wild Dijjery-doo! #mariopainta 18 Jul 2016 Twitter
1size Oh dang-dag! @DeFriendlyTroll was right!! Elephant seals DO eat penguins!!

This tweet was in reply to @DeFriendlyTroll, who urged the Strong Bad penguin to "RUN!" after seeing Strong Sad's shadow as a seal. Hence the seal is in the shape of Strong Sad's body here, and has eyes that appear dejected.

26 Apr 2016 Twitter
1size I'd always assumed he was part elephant, but the afternoon sun reveals Dumptake's possible seal origins: 26 Apr 2016 Twitter
1size HAVE A FISH MY DOGE.

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MY HEAD A SPENGUIN

23 Apr 2016 Twitter
1size THIS is what we've been working towards, people!!

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my head as penguin

23 Apr 2016 Twitter
1size I like the way you splode, @AAPLTree

This tweet was in reply to @AAPLTree, who asked Strong Bad if he meant "my head a spenguin" with #StrongBadZone.

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MY HEAD A SPENGUIN

22 Apr 2016 Twitter
1size Oh man, I keep havin' this one dream...

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my head as penguin
my head as penguinSB

22 Apr 2016 Twitter
1size But the science was sound! SOUND I say!!

New Marzipan's Answering Machine:
http://youtu.be/DQO1RHETKy4
1 Apr 2016 Twitter
1size Check out these alternate test sentences from sbemail120 'radio!' Still think I picked the best one. #homestarchives

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.....
The truck broke down without a sound but
cash is often sweeter.


Can it, marjory! Or i'll be wincing 'til tuesday.


A couple of kids can cause a stole my
rachet set, I need it to soften the blow.


Pretend, for a moment, you're out on the town,
livinitup while your pants, they are down.


THE FISH WAS DeLISH AND IT MADe
QUITe A DISH.

{On the underside of the paper, the following sentences show through upside down:}

The requested style is not valid. Please try
again.

At first

Eaten mildly and with a sense of smell,
the meal

18 Mar 2016 Twitter
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Health class! Now! @buenothebear @hodgman @BrandonHoang_

This tweet is a reply to @buenothebear (Pendleton Ward) and @BrandonHoang_, the latter of which had posted a tweet about an ultrasound, remarking the baby to appear similar to Strong Bad, while the former directed it to Strong Bad's Twitter. The tweet is also retweeted to John Hodgman, although the reason is unclear.

Video Transcript

{The entire video is through the vision of an ultrasound previously sent in a Tweet to Strong Bad}

STRONG BAD: Alright, everyone just calm down, okay? This is a perfectly natural stage of childhood development. Every baby hits the Strong Bad stage right after that lookin'-like-a-fried-shrimp stage.

{The frame cuts to a blank ultrasound, with a picture of a fried shrimp appearing shortly after}

STRONG BAD: You know what I'm talkin' about?

{The frame cuts back to the Strong Bad-like ultrasound}

STRONG BAD: Check out my adorable little single-deuce. Deuce! Deuce! {A circle resembling a hand next to the face moves up with every "deuce" said by Strong Bad} Hey, lady, can you feel this? Deuce deuce! Deuce deuce deuce! {The entire frame moves slightly with every deuce said by Strong Bad} Alright, now I'm creeping myself out. Sorry who's-so-ever's-innards-these-are.

10 Feb 2016 Twitter
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Teen Trogor-squad?! Great idea @Band1tDav3

This tweet is a reply to @Band1tDav3, who messaged Strong Bad "teen trogdor squad? Happy b-day!", sparking the idea for "teen trog squad".

Video Transcript

{The Teen Girl Squad logo appears, with the title rewritten as "teen trog squad". The Teen Girl Squad music plays, amalgamated with Trogdor's theme.}

STRONG BAD: {falsetto} Teen Trog Squad!

{Trogdor appears as "trogleader", with less-developed wings and fast-motion lines. (All of the drawings come from the brainstorming sheet for Trogdor shown in the previous tweet.) The caption reads "burninate!".}

STRONG BAD: Trogleader!

{A new dragon, "such and such", appears. It resembles an alligator with stubby appendages, glasses, and a book. The caption reads "read-a-thon!"}

STRONG BAD: Such and Such!

{The Wormdingler appears diagonally. The caption reads "unconsummate!"}

STRONG BAD: Wormdingler!

{The "S is for Sucks" Dragon appears as "the suckly one", resting its head on its fist. The caption reads "creatine?".}

STRONG BAD: The Suckly One!

12 Jan 2016 Twitter
1size My original Trog-brainstorm sheet! Today, Troggie officially enters his teens! #Trogday 12 Jan 2016 Twitter
1size I'll never be able to call Strong Sad "The Thick White Dump" again without shedding a little tear. 11 Jan 2016 Twitter

2015

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1size @NerdbotMk2 I dunno man.. I can kinda believe it

This tweet is a reply to @NerdbotMk2, who messaged Strong Bad his disappointment that he did not realize the costume Strong Bad has previously seen as a badly-made-rendition of himself was actually a costume of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface.

10 Nov 2015 Twitter
1size Watch me unleash a full snark salad on these nice fans!
flash: http://bit.ly/1MmqEJa
yt: https://youtu.be/MPyhaxA6L88
10 Nov 2015 Twitter
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@frankenstylin aw crap! You shoulda sent this earlier! I coulda been like, "Monstrous Strong Bad devours soul patch-having suburban dad!!"

This tweet is a reply to @frankenstylin, who sent Strong Bad a picture of him dressed as Strong Bad, with his head in the Strong Bad costume's mouth. However, the picture was sent roughly around the time Fan Costumes 2015 was uploaded, which is referenced in Strong Bad's reply.

10 Nov 2015 Twitter
1size Waitaminute! The new Videlectrix handheld is just a phone case?! That's worse than the N-Gage and Gizmondo combined! 9 Nov 2015 Twitter
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Tweet your worst H*R-themed costumes at me, that I may properly compile and ridicule them on my website!

Video Transcript

{close-up of Homestar Runner, wearing a Crack Stuntman paper mask and wearing a white shirt}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Blaaaaah! I'm Crap Costume! {begins coughing and wheezing} This shirt is choking me. {begins choking, eventually falling over}

2 Nov 2015 Twitter
1size Check my haunted house in this year's Ween Toon!

Flash: http://bit.ly/1M3xmac
YT: https://youtu.be/uCNQsmpN-G8

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ST. CADAVERSTUMP'S
totally not just an old furniture warehouse
MORGUE-TUARY

Open week nights in October. Located just off I-20

29 Oct 2015 Twitter
1size Hey Homestar, I really like your costume:
http://bit.ly/1Gimq88
(get excited about silhouettes, y'all)
21 Oct 2015 Twitter
8 The unholiest of matrimonies!
by @thebeewithwheels
19 Oct 2015 Instagram
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Caught in a fhqwh-loop!! https://instagram.com/p/8gW4yaySwH/

This tweet links to an Instagram post, revealing Strong Bad's Instagram account. The post contains the same text, as well as a looping video.

Video Transcript

{Plush Strong Bad swings back and forth in front of the Kennedy rug from Everybody to the Limit. A keyboard beat plays as Strong Bad raps.}

PLUSH STRONG BAD: I asked my friend Joe, I asked my friend Jake, I asked my friend Joe, I asked my friend Jake! Asked my friend Joe, I asked my friend Jake... they said it was Fhqwh- asked my friend Joe, I asked my friend Jake! Asked my friend Joe, I asked my friend Jake, I asked my friend Joe, I asked my friend Jake... they said it was Fhqwh-

6 Oct 2015 Twitter

Instagram

1size Also, who doesn't want to watch THIS spinoff?!

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{the same image from Strong Bad Classics! appears, but without Strong Bad's vandalism. The scene quickly zooms in on Strong Sad's soolnds. A drawing appears on top of them, consisting of a dog's face (left) and a duck's face (right), both in the same color as the soolnds. Strong Sad's toes form the basis for each pair of eyes. Meanwhile, a border of concentric gray rings (reminiscent of the classic Looney Tunes title cards) surrounds the drawing. The following text appears.}

Silly Soolnds
"TRAMPLO"       "STAMPLO"

30 Sep 2015 Twitter
1size Ocelot & the Porridge Maiden. Now with added dumbness!
Flash: http://bit.ly/1KM1wg7
YT: http://youtu.be/Ju2Nor8xJUQ
30 Sep 2015 Twitter
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Listen up tightly! Here's the answer b/w reward to Monday's Sbemailsong Mystery!

Video Transcript

{close-up of the Strong Bad board, with both the plush Strong Bad and the Strong Bad figurine in front of it. They move simultaneously in opposite directions, one on top of the other.}

BOTH STRONG BADS: {in one voice} That's right, that was from #97, "monument". The first appearance of...

{both Strong Bads move to the bottom of the screen.}

UNSEEN CHORUS: {singing} Here comes the Shark-Tooth Thnikkaman!!

{These words float across the screen. Shark-Tooth Thnikkaman, a Shark-Tooth Bubs plush doll with paper cutouts of The Thnikkaman's sunglasses and "tH" sign appears from the bottom of the screen.}

SHARK-TOOTH THNIKKAMAN: Yeah! Shout e-{stops} Shout 'em around, kid... I... {turns to his right and begins walking offscreen} I used to sell TVs.

17 Sept 2015 Twitter
1size @jimmyjone

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I'M IN BETWEEXT
YOUR HEMISPHERES
JIMMY JONE!!

splurt!

cranial
fluid!!

your
content-
free
pal,
StroNG
BAD

This tweet is a reply to @jimmyjone, who criticized Strong Bad's Twitter account for appearing to become "just another brand posting content-free tweets".

14 Sept 2015 Twitter
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Oh crapst! The last one was from #36 Guitar! Now which sbemail is this classic flesh-eating ear-worm from?!

Video Transcript

{close-up of the Strong Bad board, with both the plush Strong Bad and the Strong Bad figurine in front of it. They move simultaneously in opposite directions, one on top of the other.}

BOTH STRONG BADS: {in one voice; excitedly} Oh man, is this blowing your mind? Here's the song! Traipsin' along, traipsin'- traipsin' along, and an email got stuck in my eye!

14 Sept 2015 Twitter
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It's SBemailsong Myst-Mon! Quick which Golden Age sbemail is this li'l krangle from?

Video Transcript

{wide view of a large Strong Bad board in front of the Videlectrix Office}

STRONG BAD POSTER: Oh, this week, it's a live sbemail song mystery monday! Here we go! Oh, tap your toes and check your email, oh a-tap your toes tonight... {The Strong Bad Poster falls down} Oof!

24 Aug 2015 Twitter
1GQsezYpt.png Dangwhoa! I frikkin HATE Homestar but I'd still hang this on my wall (mostly to chuck discount bricks at).

This tweet is a reply to @NerdbotMk2, who presented a fan drawing of several Homestars, each in a different costume or variation. The tweet is currently unavailable, but can be seen here.

21 Aug 2015 Twitter
1size @devilcrosswords Stack em to the heavens for reals!!

This tweet is a reply to @devilcrosswords, who commented on the previous tweet with "Stack 'em to the heavens! Stack 'em to the heavens. I COULD WRITE A SONG CALLED 'STACK 'EM TO THE HEAVENS!'"

21 Aug 2015 Twitter
1size That's cool and all, @myrnehr, but it can't compare to The Cheat's phat Casio staxx!

This tweet is a reply to @myrnehr, who demonstrated the demo on an actual Casio VL-Tone keyboard.

20 Aug 2015 Twitter
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The answer to yestroday's Sbemailsong Mystery!

Video Transcript

{wide view of Figurine Strong Bad standing in a cardboard box in front of a Strong Badia background.}

STRONG BAD FIGURINE: {Strong Bad makes a microphone click noise and speaks in an emotionless theme park tour guide-styled voice. In each sentence, the pitch rises, reaches a high in the middle, and then falls} Of course that was from sbemail #104, theme park. That's the cartoon where the Easter egg is better than the rest of the email. And now for your reward, prepare to experience the fury of...

HOMESTAR FIGURINE: My buzzer!

{Homestar mimics fan noises and begins spinning out of the box, exposing his puppet stick. Strong Bad does similar, exclaiming monotone excitement. Eventually, there are drums heard in the background and Homestar and Strong Bad go back into the box, followed shortly by Strong Bad's microphone click.}

17 Aug 2015 Twitter
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Oh schlonsk! I keep gettin smaller on Sbemailsong Mystery Monday. Which half-classic sbemail is this from?

Video Transcript

{medium shot of a Strong Bad figurine in front of the Stop Sign}

STRONG BAD FIGURINE: Last week was sbemail 79, the process, and doesn't deserve a reward. Here go this weeks!

{cut to medium shot of a Strong Bad figurine in front of The Field}

STRONG BAD FIGURINE: Everybody loves this, everybody needs this, {Strong Bad figurine now upside-down} it's time for funny stuff.

17 Aug 2015 Twitter
9 I have a rectangle mouth and I must scream. 12 Aug 2015 Instagram
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Aw paumpf! It's Sbemailsong Trivia Tuesday! Which forgettable Sbemail is this little scrumble from?

Video Transcript

{medium shot of a plush Strong Bad}

PLUSH STRONG BAD: {speaking quickly} Last week was #59 Marzipan, now here's your reward.

PLUSH HOMESTAR: Oh, I have a plush duck mouth. Quack quack.

PLUSH STRONG BAD: {speaking quickly} Now here's this week's! {abruptly singing at normal speed, with a previous accent} My name is not Email Sam. Ooh ahh. So please don't call me Email Sam. Ooh ahh.

10 Aug 2015 Twitter
10 I ask my friend Joe. Then, after a short deliberation, I ask my friend Jake. 3 Aug 2015 Instagram
1size Oh, also we're all doomed. flash:
homestarrunner.com/flashisdead.html
yt:
youtu.be/L0nuQ5o2DYU

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This plugin is vulnerable and should be updated.
Activate Flash.

3 Aug 2015 Twitter
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Sbemailsong Mystery Monday! What not-so-classic sbemail is plushie Strong Bad waggling his head about?

Video Transcript

{close-up of a plush Strong Bad with golden eyes}

PLUSH STRONG BAD: {singing} There once was a man named email, and he did his best for a while.

3 Aug 2015 Twitter
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The answer to yessaday's Sbemail Song Mystery!

Video Transcript

{medium shot of Puppet Strong Bad}

PUPPET STRONG BAD: Hey, great job, all—

PUPPET HOMESTAR: {flung up in the air from offscreen, crying} Whoa!

PUPPET STRONG BAD: —my Twitterm'ns and Twitterladies! The answer was of course—

PUPPET HOMESTAR: {flung again} Bla-ha-haaa!

PUPPET STRONG BAD: —sbemail 109, "crying": —

PUPPET HOMESTAR: {flung again} Waaah!

PUPPET STRONG BAD: —the first appearance of—

PUPPET HOMESTAR: {flung again, now spinning} Whoa-oh-oh-ohhh!

PUPPET STRONG BAD: —Lil' Brudder. And now, for your sweet reward—

PUPPET HOMESTAR: {flung again, now diving} Heart of a champion!

{extreme fisheye close-up shot of Puppet Strong Bad's mouth}

PUPPET STRONG BAD: {menacing} ...A horrifying close-up of my ungodly puppet mouth.

28 Jul 2015 Twitter
11 I'm sad that I'm dry-erase. 27 Jul 2015 Instagram
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Oh dansk! It's Sbemail Song Mystery Monday! Which Sbemail is this li'l nugg from?

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PUPPET STRONG BAD: {rapping} I'm not gonna sing an email song this week e—{realizes mistake, talking} Oh. Never mind.

27 Jul 2015 Twitter
1size Help #RaiseTheRothfuss errybody! (@PatrickRothfuss) His charity gives people goats! #Goatfuss
http://bit.ly/gdg2015

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genius!

1 Jun 2015 Twitter
1size Watch me improve a nerdbook for a nerdbook-writing Beardo's charity drive:

https://youtu.be/Wxv4F7e9AvI

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Once there was a PHorridge Maiden who
lived in a meadow.

1 Jun 2015 Twitter
1size AAAAAAHHHH!! 23 Apr 2015 Twitter
1size This tweet was pressed on 180 gram colored vinyl.
youtube:
youtu.be/XecNSd_lOYs
flash:
homestarrunner.com/recordstoreday...

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HAPPY REKKID STORE DAY!

18 Apr 2015 Twitter
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@Eatonfl @florenjust SHH! This is not an ad! homestore-runner.myshopify.com/products/compy...

This tweet is a reply to @Eatonfl and @florenjust, who each asked where they could get the iPhone case from the previous tweet.

14 Apr 2015 Twitter
1size Aw paunch! Just got my new Compy Phone. Does anybody know which one of these cables is the car charger?! 14 Apr 2015 Twitter
1size 3D print your own dang Lappier! My gift to you on this fine Apro Foo Day. STL file: homestarrunner.com/wallpapers/lap... #MakerBad 1 Apr 2015 Twitter
1size I said some words in a sequence I found very pleasing. Maybe you will too. youtu.be/NhfHM3jlKnU 1 Apr 2015 Twitter

2014

Thumbnail Text / Video Transcript Date External Link
1size New Ween Toon YouTube link for the Flash-ularly impaired. youtu.be/l_-SgC_lyCo

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30 Oct 2014 Twitter
1size Witness the horror of the new Halloween cartoon: homestarrunner.com/ween14.html 30 Oct 2014 Twitter
1size Attn: Internet. If you come across this game DO NOT BUY! Despite the exquisite artwork it is NOT an official product!

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Strong
Bads
{unreadable}

25 Oct 2014 Twitter
1size For 5 years the Weekly Fanstuff has suffered under the tyranny of the Homestar Doorknocka! Sic Homestar Tyrannis! 22 Oct 2014 Twitter
1size Psst! Hey D. Pweb! Know where a private eye/crooked cop can score some rounds for one of these babies? #nunchukgun 21 Oct 2014 Twitter
1size Seriously you juys. Time for some real talk about Halloween safety! youtu.be/q610U9W6sBQ

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WARNING!


Neighbors
are a-watchin'!

20 Oct 2014 Twitter
1size Just gonna leave this here for you guys. Edgarware is shareware after all. 15 Oct 2014 Twitter
1size @trogdorrunner FERR-TWEETED!!

This tweet is a reply to @trogdorrunner, who asked Strong Bad how he tweets with boxing gloves on.

15 Oct 2014 Twitter
1size Too many 'How do you tweet with boxing gloves on' tweets! Must... drop... train on em!!

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15 Oct 2014 Twitter
1size And last but not least, I'm pretty sure I just triggered the singularity.

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10 Oct 2014 Twitter
1size @KatFord1 Your V's ARE consummate, but you call that a more different S? Looks more like a recombinant bovine J!

This tweet is a reply to @KatFord1, who drew Trogdor on the back of a Which Wich? sandwich bag.

9 Oct 2014 Twitter
1size Oh staunch. Tried a different email client and now it's just mocking me!

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8 Oct 2014 Twitter
1size Uh, anyone know what to do when a body gets THIS error:

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7 Oct 2014 Twitter
1size Just me and Coach Z givin the pyorple what they want: youtu.be/rbvxlvSIIww 3 Oct 2014 Twitter
1size Finally filled this up! Now does anybody know the address I'm sposed to mail this to so I can get verified? 2 Oct 2014 Twitter
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OH DAMP!! GOT IT RUNNING
ON BOTH DRIVES!! NOW
I THINK I CAN RE-TWEET!

— SB
30 Sep 2014 Twitter
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HI-RES SCREENGRAB
FROM MY UPCOMING
NEW JAM!! - SB

DUCK BARF!!

27 Sep 2014 Twitter
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]^BREAK IN LINE 10
]_

HEY! IT
WORKED!!

SB
26 Sep 2014 Twitter
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TWITTER 26 Sep 2014 Twitter
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AM I DOING
THiS RIGHT?!

-SB
26 Sep 2014 Twitter

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