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Stapling it down since 1996
Not to be confused with Strong Bad's Twitter account of the same name.

@strongbadactual is Strong Bad's Instagram account. It became active on September 27, 2015, coming to public attention when Strong Bad linked to it on his Twitter account.


2018

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Off to the Trog-races!

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20 Sep 2018


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Early very unoriginal styles! Never sold these. Gave em away in 2001 mebbe.

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26 Aug 2018


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How to top Trogdor? With a riveting Cheat Commandos game about collecting UPC codes and ordering mail-order exclusive toys!! Right? Guys?

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19 Aug 2018


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The concept art I made for @wyrmwoodgaming for the fants-pants version of the Trogdor board game. They listened to MOST of my ideas...

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{A sketch of a board, surrounded by text and arrows. The text reads (from left to right, top to bottom):}

  • FLIPPABLE WOODEN ETCHED TILES
  • extendo tray for movement deck and discard pile
  • engraved spots for trogmeter, troghammer and fire helmet
  • extendo tray for trogdeck and discard pile
  • COOL FOLD UP DEMON SKULL HEAD WHERE PEASANTS GO WHEN YOU LOSE HEALTH
  • velvet lined drawer For holding minis/meeples during storage (maybe trogdor should have his own)
  • PROLLY A DRAW FOR ALL THE FRIGGIN CARDS Somewhere, OR MAYBE MAKE EXTENDO TRAYS BE DRAWERS
  • VELVET LINED DRAWER WHERE PEASANTS GO INTO THE VOID
  • HINGE SO'S YOU CAN CLOSE IT!
  • Battery access (those things only last like 2 weeks man!)
  • COOL SWITCHES tHAt DO NOTHING
  • mini-marshmallows
  • AWESOME BUTTON WITH SPEAKER THAT PLAYS COOL STRONG BAD QUOTES!!
  • Somewhere It should prolly say TROGDOR on here
  • secret eating drawer for mini fluffypuffs
  • cup holder for cold ones (also velvet lined)

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13 Aug 2018


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Solid gold Troggin'
(thanks @jonritter)

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  • Shortly after, Strong Bad commented:
Or maybe I should say, "...and the Trogdor goes to..."
12 Aug 2018


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Other halph!

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Taurus
{Picture of Strong Bad's head with pointing-up horns}

Beware of serious problems on hump
day. Even when I was in diaper school,
I thought calling Wednesday "hump day"
was pretty weird. Again, I gotta mention
how good I look with horns.
Scorpio
{Picture of a scorpion with Strong Bad's head}

Boy are people gonna laugh at you. And
I don't mean the stand-up comedian way
neither.I'm talking about the pointing and
throwing broken glass kinda laughing. I'd
invest in some chainmail if I were you.
Gemini
{Picture of two Strong Bad heads side-by-side}

It's high time you changed cereals.That
stuff you eat now is like Grape Nuts
without the Grape or the Nuts and with
rocks and sand instead. And what do you
get free in every box? COUPONS!!
Sagittarius
{Picture of Strong Bad's head with a goat's ears and beard}

Don't feel bad about your shortcomings.
Those around you are probably used to
them. Focus more on making a robot
version of yourself. I suggest starting with
aluminum foil and cardboard boxes.
Cancer
{Picture of Strong Bad's head with lobster claws}

Things look good for you. Other than a
series of failed attempts to obtain super-
human hearing, things should go your way
for the time being. This is subject to change,
of course, but for now, you're good.
Capricorn
{Picture of Strong Bad's head with a fake arrow going through it}

Now is the time to buy lots of meat and
put it in the freezer. That way, later on,
when you're like, "I don't have any meat,
waah waah!" you'll go to the freezer and
all that meat will still be there. I mean like,
where would it have gone, right?

Fun Facts

  • This is the second half of the horoscopes from the previous post.
  • Like the previous post, Strong Bad mentions he would look good with horns, as he does in 3 wishes.
  • Strong Bad mentions Grape-Nuts cereal, which the Grape-Nuts Robot is made from.
  • Strong Bad suggests making a robot with cardboard boxes.
6 Aug 2018


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Ancient horoscopes I wrote for ancient west coast fashion mag Metro.Pop. This is how I met @goonholler, @tj_wiggles and @theaquabats!

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{Picture of Strong Bad's head with a third human-like eye above his blue diamond} Strong Bad
Horoscopes

by Strong Bad (from www.homestarrunner.com)

Aquarius
{Picture of Strong Bad's head floating in water}

Start walking with a limp. A dangerous,
criminal limp. And when folks say, "Quit
walking like that, moron!" you just turn
and go "Nuts to you!" Everybody's gonna
start saying "Nuts to you!" soon and
you need to get in on the ground floor.
Leo
{Picture of Strong Bad's head with long messy hair}

I totally belong in White Lion with that
freakin' wig on. Or Whitesnake. Or
Great White. Or The Bulletboys. They
all pretty much looked the same, and they
all pretty much sucked the same.
Pisces
{Picture of two fish with Strong Bad's face}

You should go buy one of those electronic
things you strap on your stomach that
give you killer abs. That would be totally
cool and/or awesome. Let me know if
it works. I'm kinda curious.
Virgo
{Picture of Strong Bad's head with ponytails}

People don't like you so much. Not
anyone close to you, but it's still gonna
bother you when these people don't like
you. People like your mechanic, or the gas
company guy, or bus drivers. Ooh and fast
food people! They HATE you!
Aries
{Picture of Strong Bad's head with goat-like horns}

I should totally grow some horns.
Look how good they look on me. Oh,
{obscured}
Libra
{Picture of a scale, balancing two Strong Bad heads, with the left side slightly heavier}

I wouldn't recommend...um...doing stuff
that involves wicker or wicker {obscured}

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6 Aug 2018


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How come Strong Sad gets to hang out and play crappy old board games with @luckyyates ?

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28 Jul 2018


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Found in closet! Mint in bag! Factory sealed! Hopefully able to hold breath for 15 years!
21 Jul 2018


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Six-Sadded, DIE!

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18 Jul 2018


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The kinda crap that occurs when Strong Sad finds that you forgot to log out.

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{Open to black. Fade in to a record player. A puppet version of Strong Sad's hands appear, as he wiggles his fingers and starts the record.}

STRONG SAD: {pointing with his fingers} Hey hey, slosh-ay!

{Fade to black}

Fun Facts

  • The Strong Sad puppet hands would later be used in Six-Sadded, Die.
  • The "Hey hey, slosh-ay!" and finger gesture are from concert.
3 Jul 2018


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Meeps vs Minis! Who wore it better?

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30 Jun 2018


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Trog-sculpt

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{A greenish sculpted Trogdor figure spins around against a gray background}

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26 Mar 2018


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More Pom historia! An ancient battle? Pot luck dinner? Lookit that awesome Pom-slug thing!

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  • In the comments, @radcouch thanks The Brothers Chaps for sharing this history. Strong Bad replied, saying "@radcouch I mainly wanna play a mobile tactics game with these little guys".
21 Mar 2018


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Pom Pom's cliffside haus!

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15 Mar 2018


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Gripping gameplay from Homestart to Homefinish!

Video Transcript

{A Wario TV is briefly shown on a WarioWare screen, before the screen switches to Homestar with sleepy eyes and a nightcap, holding a bottle of cinnamon. The text "CINNABEARD!!" appears briefly. There is a Wario bomb in the corner, and the wire gets shorter throughout the video. A stylus comes into view and taps the cinnamon, causing dots to appear on Homestar's chin, with the text "Poof". The stylus taps again, causing more dots, with a "PAFF!". The stylus taps again, causing a full cinnamon beard, with a "PUFF!" as Homestar smiles and opens his eyes wide. The bomb starts counting down, blows up, and the game ends.}

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10 Mar 2018


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Made with secret Wingaling spices!
6 Feb 2018


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An adage for the aged.
30 Jan 2018


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Almost practically nobody can handle... 'The Stipler!' (long 'i' sound)
23 Jan 2018


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"Will quest for food." Rather Dashing: The Later Years.

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12 Jan 2018

2017

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Bucket fulla Dangeresque

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18 Dec 2017


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The Trogshadow Creepeth

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17 Nov 2017


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Bean studies

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  • These were likely sketched for the Skills of an Artist episode Large Bean, released the day before this post. In some images, his pose is the same and he has the old-timey suitcase next to him.
26 Oct 2017


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I just kept selecting ALL the filters! #tumenifilters

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20 Oct 2017


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Behold! The Trogbuildening!

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16 Oct 2017


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Remember to rotate for even coverage!

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STUB'D! This section of the page is incomplete. You can help the Homestar Runner Wiki by expanding it.

5 Oct 2017


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🎶3D printing all the peoples, and their thatched-roof cottages!🎶

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STUB'D! This section of the page is incomplete. You can help the Homestar Runner Wiki by expanding it.


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29 Sep 2017


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HELP! Homestar's being devoured by some sort of futuristic burger!

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  • This is another mention of burgers.
22 Sep 2017


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An old classic. Wish he really looked like this. Ima go draw ape hair on his forearms right now.

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15 Sep 2017


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Nobody do anything... DangeCar-esque!

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7 Sep 2017


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Robo-armed foil-whitey!

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2 Sep 2017


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Strong Mad vs Wind-Up Drinks

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STUB'D! This section of the page is incomplete. You can help the Homestar Runner Wiki by expanding it.


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28 Aug 2017


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Fun with Kick the Cheat voiceboxes!

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STUB'D! This section of the page is incomplete. You can help the Homestar Runner Wiki by expanding it.


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25 Aug 2017


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You take the big guy!

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24 Aug 2017


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Whoa! This isometric graph paper is like magic, man!! Lookit me just pixelating right off the page!
19 Aug 2017


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Does this count as secret eating?

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8 Aug 2017


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Homestar taking the new Virtualectrix headset for a spin. You think he has virtual invisible arms in the virtual world too? Those would be hard to pick up keycards and health packs with.

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4 Aug 2017


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Rare tech demo for the canceled GameBoy game: Limozeen Guitar Tabz & Tunerz. What a loss!

Video Transcript

{Cut to a Game Boy screen. A Videlectrix logo falls from the top of the screen as the Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey version of the Videlectrix theme plays. The screen cuts to a Limozeen member with dark hair (possibly Harry or Terry Palaroncini) playing Because, It's Midnite (also from Hot Babelien Odyssey), with the Limozeen logo at the bottom of the screen. The Limozeen member goes in front of the camera and lifts his thumb, pinky, and index finger.}

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26 Jul 2017


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You guys! This is so great! I can't stop letting it get so great!

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  • The image shows a Kick The Cheat toy covered in Kick The Cheat stickers.
  • A similar caption was used for a @StrongBadActual Tweet four days later: "This works on so many levels! I can't seem to stop it from working on so manydang levels!!"
24 Jul 2017


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Strong Bad Muskrat Filter Pack DLC now available!

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{Cut to a door, adorned by a framed picture of Homestar Runner from the cover of Everything Else, Volume 1. At the bottom of the screen is an interface with the Craze-O Facemake logo, and pictures of Dangeresque Too, Stinkoman, Crack Stuntman, Senor Cardgage, Rather Dashing on fire, Old-Timey Strong Bad and The Ugly One. Senor Cardgage is selected, and Puppet Homestar pops up with sunglasses, a combover and a beard digitally added to his face. The icons disappear.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Whoa. This Strong Bad filter for Craze-O Facemake is not very accurate. Strong Bad only sometimes has a dead muskrat on his head! And crawling around his mouth. I'm gonna switch.

{Homestar ducks out of frame. The icons appear again, Old-Timey Strong Bad is selected, and Homestar pops back up with Old-Timey Strong Bad's hair and moustache.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh! Rapscabouts and fountainbleu! I'm old-timey! Um, rations! And... donate tin! Pretty good!

{Homestar ducks out of frame again, making a vocal sound effect. The hair and moustache are placed onto the framed picture of Homestar.}

Fun Facts

  • Like the previous video, this one was reposted on Strong Bad's Twitter account, with the text "Dangtwice! Craze-O Facemake's facial recognition algorithm is pretty legit if it can somehow discern Homestar's 'face.'".
  • Craze-O Facemake is a parody of various apps that can use filters to change your face, such as Snapchat or Instagram.
20 Jul 2017


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In-app purchases have never been more worth it, you guys!!

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{Puppet Strong Bad is in front of a Strong Badia sign. Below him is an interface with the Craze-O Facemake logo, and pictures of Dangeresque Too, Stinkoman, Crack Stuntman, Senor Cardgage, Rather Dashing on fire, Old-Timey Strong Bad, and The Ugly One. Senor Cardgage is selected, and sunglasses, a combover and a beard are added to Strong Bad's face. The pictures move out of frame.}

STRONG BAD: Oh, check out the new Cardgage filter from Craze-O Facemake! {imitating Senor Cardgage} Oh, many privalos, beveled edge! Uh, so many slices of gum! {normal voice} This is amazing! It's like I'm the man himself! Edah—

{The glasses move onto Strong Bad's mouth and the beard duplicates and moves onto each eye}

STRONG BAD: Ooh? Aah! Beard-eye! Beard-eye! Aah! Get it off!

{The features move back to normal}

STRONG BAD: Whew. That was close. This is great! Livin' my dreams. Out. {pauses, then ducks out of frame}

Fun Facts

  • This video was also posted on Strong Bad's Twitter account, with the text "New DLC for Craze-O Facemake, y'all! Get to in-app purchasin'!"
  • Senor Cardgage offered Strong Bad a "slice of gum" in kind of cool.
  • Strong Bad's "beard-eye" scream is similar to his "rose-face" scream from rock opera.
  • Craze-O Facemake is a parody of various apps that can use filters to change your face, such as Snapchat or Instagram.
17 Jul 2017


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Lookit that oval of Graw Mad goodness in the middle there!

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10 Feb 2017

2016

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the earth rots...

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17 Nov 2016


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This is how we get treated backstage.

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2 Sep 2016


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Burninating the troposphere!!
(With apologies to @usinterior, couldn't help myself)
This post, while not technically a reply, refers to a post by the US Department of the Interior, who posted the original, unaltered version of this photo of a lightning bolt on Instagram. Rather than resembling Trogdor, it was in the shape of a Tyrannosaurus Rex head.
17 Aug 2016


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Now you're speakin' my language dusty Yaris! Btw congrats on 72.7k miles! #sodrived

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15 Aug 2016


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Um, these are long lost me and Homestar designs by Craig Zobel from '96. I am cold and frightened and dunno what to think about this.
10 Aug 2016


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Check it out! This is, like, the new Rushmore. (RIP fleshtangle mouth)

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8 Aug 2016


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Oh man! The long-lost Trog-font! From an unused dvd menu idea. Now who wants to make the whole dang alphabet?!

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S

SHORTS

4 Aug 2016


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The original document! In only-partially-sucked-on-and-dropped-on-the-carpet mint condition!!

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call me on my...
Selfoam

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2 Aug 2016

2015

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The unholiest of matrimonies!
by @thebeewithwheels
19 Oct 2015


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Caught in a fhqwh-loop!!

Video Transcript

{Plush Strong Bad swings back and forth in front of the Kennedy rug from Everybody to the Limit. A keyboard beat plays as Strong Bad raps.}

PLUSH STRONG BAD: I asked my friend Joe, I asked my friend Jake, I asked my friend Joe, I asked my friend Jake! Asked my friend Joe, I asked my friend Jake... they said it was Fhqwh— asked my friend Joe, I asked my friend Jake! Asked my friend Joe, I asked my friend Jake, I asked my friend Joe, I asked my friend Jake... they said it was Fhqwh—

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6 Oct 2015


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I have a rectangle mouth and I must scream.

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12 Aug 2015


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I ask my friend Joe. Then, after a short deliberation, I ask my friend Jake.

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3 Aug 2015


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I'm sad that I'm dry-erase.

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27 Jul 2015

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