Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque Responses

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(Finally decided to get off my butt and finish it.)
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' Now where'd I put that case file...
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' Now where'd I put that case file...
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==Dangeresque==
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==Non-Inventory==
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===Look===
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===Dangeresque===
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====Look====
''{Chosen in order.}''
''{Chosen in order.}''
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Who's the expensive action star with the cheapest costume ever-DANGERESQUE! Ooh, you dang right.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Who's the expensive action star with the cheapest costume ever-DANGERESQUE! Ooh, you dang right.
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===Get/Use===
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====Get/Use====
''{Dangeresque jumps in a direction away from the player while in place, putting his hands in the air as he does so.}''
''{Dangeresque jumps in a direction away from the player while in place, putting his hands in the air as he does so.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{After he jumps}'' Hee hee! ''{As he says this, he nods his head.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{After he jumps}'' Hee hee! ''{As he says this, he nods his head.}''
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===Talk To===
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====Talk To====
''{Chosen in order}''
''{Chosen in order}''
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Faces to the player's left.}'' Heh. You're alright Dangeresque. You're aaall riiiight.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Faces to the player's left.}'' Heh. You're alright Dangeresque. You're aaall riiiight.
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==Lamp==
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===Lamp===
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===Look===
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====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You just keep doing your swing thing, man. Swing it out.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You just keep doing your swing thing, man. Swing it out.
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===Get/Use===
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====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Prolly just use the switch, no?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Prolly just use the switch, no?
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===Talk To===
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====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Excuse me my good Lamp... Do you know the times?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Excuse me my good Lamp... Do you know the times?
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==Switch==
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===Switch===
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===Look===
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====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It was expensive but I finally upgraded to include the OFF package.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It was expensive but I finally upgraded to include the OFF package.
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===Get/Use===
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====Get/Use====
:''{When light is on; Dangeresque goes to the switch and turns it off}''
:''{When light is on; Dangeresque goes to the switch and turns it off}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Better make it more romantic in here in case a leggy dame stops by.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Better make it more romantic in here in case a leggy dame stops by.
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:''{When light is off; Dangeresque goes to the switch and turns it on}''
:''{When light is off; Dangeresque goes to the switch and turns it on}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah, it's kinda hard to see. My cool, cool nightvision goggles are in the shop.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah, it's kinda hard to see. My cool, cool nightvision goggles are in the shop.
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===Talk To===
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====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Dangeresque doesn't RAVE, switchy.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Dangeresque doesn't RAVE, switchy.
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==Rug==
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===Rug===
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===Look===
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====Look====
:''{When rug is flat}''
:''{When rug is flat}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Got this for 10 bucks at a "Rugs 4 Thugs" auction. All proceeds benefit underpriviledged mid-level enforcers everywhere!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Got this for 10 bucks at a "Rugs 4 Thugs" auction. All proceeds benefit underpriviledged mid-level enforcers everywhere!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' I forgot I wrote it in invisible, glow-in-the-dark ink!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' I forgot I wrote it in invisible, glow-in-the-dark ink!
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===Get/Use===
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====Get/Use====
:''{When rug is flat; Dangeresque lifts corner of the rug}''
:''{When rug is flat; Dangeresque lifts corner of the rug}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hands up, Floor!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hands up, Floor!
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:''{When rug corner is raised; Dangeresque flattens out the rug}''
:''{When rug corner is raised; Dangeresque flattens out the rug}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Go away, small part of floor!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Go away, small part of floor!
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===Talk To===
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====Talk To====
:''{When rug is flat}''
:''{When rug is flat}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Lookin' rectangulous, rug.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Lookin' rectangulous, rug.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Freeze, dust mites!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Freeze, dust mites!
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==Door==
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===Door===
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===Look===
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====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It says, "EUQSEREGNAD". And there's a The Chief seething behind it.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It says, "EUQSEREGNAD". And there's a The Chief seething behind it.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' Man, listen to that guy seethe.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' Man, listen to that guy seethe.
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===Get/Use===
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====Get/Use====
''{Chosen in order}''
''{Chosen in order}''
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh, hi giant SWAT team. What's up?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh, hi giant SWAT team. What's up?
:''{A giant Poopertrooper hand reaches in and grabs Dangeresque and pulls him from the room. Game Over sequence.}''
:''{A giant Poopertrooper hand reaches in and grabs Dangeresque and pulls him from the room. Game Over sequence.}''
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===Talk To===
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====Talk To====
''{Chosen in order}''
''{Chosen in order}''
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:''{Game Over sequence}''
:''{Game Over sequence}''
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==Blinds==
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===Blinds===
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===Look===
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====Look====
:''{When closed}''
:''{When closed}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' These blinds are keeping me from seeing the city at large.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' These blinds are keeping me from seeing the city at large.
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:''{When open}''
:''{When open}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Man, that city is SO at large. And so is that fat guy watching TV in that apartment over there.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Man, that city is SO at large. And so is that fat guy watching TV in that apartment over there.
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===Get/Use===
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====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You got it, hoss.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You got it, hoss.
:''{If blinds are closed, opens blinds; if blinds are open, closes blinds}''
:''{If blinds are closed, opens blinds; if blinds are open, closes blinds}''
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===Talk To===
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====Talk To====
:''{When closed}''
:''{When closed}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Thanks for providing the appropriate noir atmosphere, blinds.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Thanks for providing the appropriate noir atmosphere, blinds.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' HEY FAT GUY WATCHING TV!! Nope, can't hear me.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' HEY FAT GUY WATCHING TV!! Nope, can't hear me.
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==Ashtray==
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===Ashtray===
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===Look===
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====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's an ashtray. The ash meter is on 'E'
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's an ashtray. The ash meter is on 'E'
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===Get/Use===
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====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' No thanks. That would get me all ashen. Faced.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' No thanks. That would get me all ashen. Faced.
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===Talk To===
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====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Your ash is grash!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Your ash is grash!
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==Dangerdesque==
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===Dangerdesque===
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===Look===
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====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The Dangerdesque is built to withstand gunshots, slammed-down badges, and impromptu makeouts with femme fatales.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The Dangerdesque is built to withstand gunshots, slammed-down badges, and impromptu makeouts with femme fatales.
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===Get/Use===
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====Get/Use====
:''{When desque is closed}''
:''{When desque is closed}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' This whole system is outta line!!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' This whole system is outta line!!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Policy?! How did policy help that poor innocent girl?!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Policy?! How did policy help that poor innocent girl?!
:''{pounds the desque, which closes}''
:''{pounds the desque, which closes}''
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===Talk To===
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====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Excuse me my good Dangerdesque... Do you know the times?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Excuse me my good Dangerdesque... Do you know the times?
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==Safe==
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===Safe===
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===Look===
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====Look====
:''{When safe is closed, or when safe is open, after taking camera}''
:''{When safe is closed, or when safe is open, after taking camera}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Look safe? It looks safe.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Look safe? It looks safe.
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:''{When safe is open, before taking camera}''
:''{When safe is open, before taking camera}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Look safe? It looks safe. There's a camera all up in there!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Look safe? It looks safe. There's a camera all up in there!
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===Get/Use===
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====Get/Use====
:''{Before finding the combination}''
:''{Before finding the combination}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Crapdangle! I forgot the 2-digit combination.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Crapdangle! I forgot the 2-digit combination.
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:''{When safe is open}''
:''{When safe is open}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Close safe. Sounds like some kinda laundry detergent.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Close safe. Sounds like some kinda laundry detergent.
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===Talk To===
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====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Dangeresque NEVER plays it safe!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Dangeresque NEVER plays it safe!
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==Camera==
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==Inventory==
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===Look===
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===Camera===
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====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ooh! It's my Snoopeur 200 Telefoto Instant Camera. Oh, the things we've illegally surveilled.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ooh! It's my Snoopeur 200 Telefoto Instant Camera. Oh, the things we've illegally surveilled.
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===Get/Use===
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====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Bet I could take some seriously compromising photographs with this baby.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Bet I could take some seriously compromising photographs with this baby.
:''{Takes Camera from safe, adds to inventory}''
:''{Takes Camera from safe, adds to inventory}''
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===Talk To===
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====Talk To====
I'm gonna GET you!
I'm gonna GET you!
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Revision as of 02:24, 2 December 2008

These are all of the responses in Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque

Spoiler warning: Plot or ending details follow.

Contents

Intro

DANGERESQUE: Man. That warehaus was full of action and suspense.
THE CHIEF: DANGERESQUE! YOU'RE OUTTA LINE!
DANGERESQUE: Oh crap! It's the Chief! I was supposed to solve a case for him months ago.
THE CHIEF: YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON! A LONER! WHEN YOU'RE AROUND, PEOPLE GET HURT, DANGERESQUE!
DANGERESQUE: Hey, that's what it says on my business cards!
THE CHIEF: IF YOU DON'T WALK OUT THIS DOOR WITH MY CASE SOLVED, I'M LOCKIN' YOU UP!
DANGERESQUE: Sounds like he means it. Better try and "solve" his case, quick.
DANGERESQUE: {thinking} Now where'd I put that case file...

Non-Inventory

Dangeresque

Look

{Chosen in order.}

DANGERESQUE: Do these laces make my head look husky?
DANGERESQUE: I look ready for love, a gunfight, a car chase, and a small salad all at once!
DANGERESQUE: Who's the expensive action star with the cheapest costume ever-DANGERESQUE! Ooh, you dang right.

Get/Use

{Dangeresque jumps in a direction away from the player while in place, putting his hands in the air as he does so.}

DANGERESQUE: {After he jumps} Hee hee! {As he says this, he nods his head.}

Talk To

{Chosen in order}

DANGERESQUE: {Faces away from the player.} Oh Dangeresque! You're so manly and my husband The Chief is so balding and football watchy. Let's keep making out
THE CHIEF: I'm NOT FALLIN' FOR THAT CRAP AGAIN! GLADYS HAS BEEN DEAD FOR 30 YEARS!
DANGERESQUE: Oh jeez. Uh, sorry The Chief.
THE CHIEF: HA! JUST KIDDING! NO WOMAN WILL COME WITHIN 20 FEET OF ME!
DANGERESQUE: Um, touche'?
DANGERESQUE: {Faces away from the player.} Looks like I'm gonna have to juuuuuuump!
THE CHIEF: HE'S JUMPIN' OUT THE WINDOW! CALL FOR BACKUP! SEAL OFF THE BUILDING! TAKE THE SHOT!
DANGERESQUE: Heh heh. I love doin' that.
THE CHIEF: HEY!
DANGERESQUE: {Faces to the player's left.} You think you're real hot stuff around here don't you Dangeresque?
DANGERESQUE: {Faces to the player's right.} Hotter than you, Kowalski.
DANGERESQUE: {Faces to the player's left.} You wanna go toe to toe with me?!
DANGERESQUE: {Faces to the player's right.} I'd probably get athlete's foot.
DANGERESQUE: {Faces to the player's left.} Heh. You're alright Dangeresque. You're aaall riiiight.

Lamp

Look

DANGERESQUE: You just keep doing your swing thing, man. Swing it out.

Get/Use

DANGERESQUE: Prolly just use the switch, no?

Talk To

DANGERESQUE: Excuse me my good Lamp... Do you know the times?

Switch

Look

DANGERESQUE: It was expensive but I finally upgraded to include the OFF package.

Get/Use

{When light is on; Dangeresque goes to the switch and turns it off}
DANGERESQUE: Better make it more romantic in here in case a leggy dame stops by.
THE CHIEF: Hey! Don't discount my gams! I'm on the stairmaster all the time!
DANGERESQUE: Quiet you!
{When light is off; Dangeresque goes to the switch and turns it on}
DANGERESQUE: Yeah, it's kinda hard to see. My cool, cool nightvision goggles are in the shop.

Talk To

DANGERESQUE: Dangeresque doesn't RAVE, switchy.

Rug

Look

{When rug is flat}
DANGERESQUE: Got this for 10 bucks at a "Rugs 4 Thugs" auction. All proceeds benefit underpriviledged mid-level enforcers everywhere!
{When rug corner is raised, lights on}
DANGERESQUE: There's something faintly scribbled on the floorboards.
{When rug corner is raised, lights off and blinds open}
DANGERESQUE: I can't see anything under the rug in all this moonlight.
{When rug corner is raised, lights off and blinds closed}
DANGERESQUE: Hey! It's the combination to my safe! 73!
DANGERESQUE: {thinking} I forgot I wrote it in invisible, glow-in-the-dark ink!

Get/Use

{When rug is flat; Dangeresque lifts corner of the rug}
DANGERESQUE: Hands up, Floor!
{When rug corner is raised; Dangeresque flattens out the rug}
DANGERESQUE: Go away, small part of floor!

Talk To

{When rug is flat}
DANGERESQUE: Lookin' rectangulous, rug.
{When rug corner is raised}
DANGERESQUE: Freeze, dust mites!

Door

Look

DANGERESQUE: It says, "EUQSEREGNAD". And there's a The Chief seething behind it.
DANGERESQUE: {thinking} Man, listen to that guy seethe.

Get/Use

{Chosen in order}

DANGERESQUE: I better solve the Chief's case first.
DANGERESQUE: I REALLY better solve the Chief's case first.
THE CHIEF: YEAH YOU BETTER!
DANGERESQUE: {thinking} I really better stop talking to myself so loud.
THE CHIEF: YEAH YOU BETTER!
DANGERESQUE: Yeah, y'know what? Screw this! Dangeresque doesn't take orders from anybody!
{opens door}
THE CHIEF: IZZAT SO?
DANGERESQUE: Oh, hi giant SWAT team. What's up?
{A giant Poopertrooper hand reaches in and grabs Dangeresque and pulls him from the room. Game Over sequence.}

Talk To

{Chosen in order}

DANGERESQUE: What did you want again, The Chief?
THE CHIEF: YOU SOLVE MY FRIGGIN' CASE RIGHT NOW OR I'M TAKIN' YOU TO THE HOOSEGOW!
DANGERESQUE: Oh right. Forgot already.
DANGERESQUE: Hey, The Chief, do you respect me as an artist?
THE CHIEF: SOLVE MY FRIKKIN' CASE ALREADY!!
DANGERESQUE: Sorry. My bad. Admittedly, that was off-topic.
DANGERESQUE: What's a 7-letter word for "to shamble one down"?
THE CHIEF: I'LL SHAMBLE YOU DOWN IN THE STATE PEN!
{banging on the door, which bursts open}
DANGERESQUE: {to the player} I bring-a this on-a myself.
{Game Over sequence}

Blinds

Look

{When closed}
DANGERESQUE: These blinds are keeping me from seeing the city at large.
{When open}
DANGERESQUE: Man, that city is SO at large. And so is that fat guy watching TV in that apartment over there.

Get/Use

DANGERESQUE: You got it, hoss.
{If blinds are closed, opens blinds; if blinds are open, closes blinds}

Talk To

{When closed}
DANGERESQUE: Thanks for providing the appropriate noir atmosphere, blinds.
{When open}
DANGERESQUE: HEY FAT GUY WATCHING TV!! Nope, can't hear me.

Ashtray

Look

DANGERESQUE: It's an ashtray. The ash meter is on 'E'

Get/Use

DANGERESQUE: No thanks. That would get me all ashen. Faced.

Talk To

DANGERESQUE: Your ash is grash!

Dangerdesque

Look

DANGERESQUE: The Dangerdesque is built to withstand gunshots, slammed-down badges, and impromptu makeouts with femme fatales.

Get/Use

{When desque is closed}
DANGERESQUE: This whole system is outta line!!
{pounds the desque, which pops open}
{When desque is open}
DANGERESQUE: Policy?! How did policy help that poor innocent girl?!
{pounds the desque, which closes}

Talk To

DANGERESQUE: Excuse me my good Dangerdesque... Do you know the times?

Safe

Look

{When safe is closed, or when safe is open, after taking camera}
DANGERESQUE: Look safe? It looks safe.
{When safe is open, before taking camera}
DANGERESQUE: Look safe? It looks safe. There's a camera all up in there!

Get/Use

{Before finding the combination}
DANGERESQUE: Crapdangle! I forgot the 2-digit combination.
DANGERESQUE: {thinking} Maybe I wrote it down somewhere.
{After finding the combination, opening for the first time}
DANGERESQUE: Dangcrapple! I remembered the combination!
{Opens safe}
{After first opening, when safe is closed}
DANGERESQUE: Open safe. Sounds like some kinda doorknob.
{When safe is open}
DANGERESQUE: Close safe. Sounds like some kinda laundry detergent.

Talk To

DANGERESQUE: Dangeresque NEVER plays it safe!

Inventory

Camera

Look

DANGERESQUE: Ooh! It's my Snoopeur 200 Telefoto Instant Camera. Oh, the things we've illegally surveilled.

Get/Use

DANGERESQUE: Bet I could take some seriously compromising photographs with this baby.
{Takes Camera from safe, adds to inventory}

Talk To

I'm gonna GET you!

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Fun Facts

Inside References

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Dangeresque
Movies

Major: Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, too?
Major: Dangeresque 2: This Time, It's Not Dangeresque 1
Major: Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective (Mini-Site, THREE in 3D)
Minor: Dangeresque: Put 'Em on Ice!, Dangeresque 4÷2=6
Puppet Squad: The Curly Fried Caper, The Hot Jones Hijack

Characters

Strong Bad: Dangeresque
Homestar Runner: Dangeresque Too,
   Uzi Bazooka, Stingy Relenque
Coach Z: Renaldo
Marzipan:
   Cutesy Buttons, Sultry Buttons
Pom Pom: Professor Experimento
The King of Town: Perducci
Strong Mad (Himself): Killingyouguy

Bubs: Baron Darin Diamonocle
The Poopsmith: Kidnapping Victim
Senor Cardgage: Dadgeresque
Strong Sad (El Dumpo):
   Hot Tub, The Informants,
   The Monster, The Stunt Double
The Cheat: Istanbul, Szechuan Steve,
   Craig, Waitre D, Dagger Skew
Unknown: The Chief

Music

The Theme from Dangeresque II (karaoke), Today is Alright 4 2Nite,
Hub-Bump 2 Tha Front, You're Gonna Have 2 Jump

Games

Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate (Trailer, Launch Trailer, Soundtrack)
   Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque (Walkthrough, Responses)
   Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom (Walkthrough, Responses)
   Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser (Walkthrough, Responses)
   Roomisode X: Inspection Certificate on File in Building Office (Walkthrough, Responses)

Other Brainblow City (Smoky Office, Perducci's)
Nunchuck Gun, Ruby Powered Rocket, Dangeresque: Crime Scene Tamperer, DNA Evidence
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