Waitre D

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Waitre D is a minor character in the Dangeresque series, who is played by The Cheat. He has a small moustache and carries a cloth like a stereotypical waiter.

His name is a portmanteau of waiter and maître d'.

Waitre D works as the waiter in Perducci's restaurant, Perducci's. Perducci has a lot of confidence in his Waitre D, saying he trusts Waitre D with both his life and Mama Perducci's sauce recipe. Waitre D uses a password-protected computer to organize orders in Perducci's restaurant, but apparently prints his secret WaiterID (ILKO418) on the customers' checks. When Perducci is shot, Waitre D enhances the shot by using ketchup to simulate blood. He also diligently cleans up any messes that his customers may make.

[edit] Apperance

• Debut: Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep my Enemies, Loser

Dangeresque
Movies	Major: Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, too? Major: Dangeresque 2: This Time, It's Not Dangeresque 1 Major: Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective (Mini-Site, THREE in 3D) Minor: Dangeresque: Put 'Em on Ice!, Dangeresque 4÷2=6 Puppet Squad: The Curly Fried Caper, The Hot Jones Hijack
Characters	Strong Bad: Dangeresque Homestar Runner: Dangeresque Too,    Uzi Bazooka, Stingy Relenque Coach Z: Renaldo Marzipan:    Cutesy Buttons, Sultry Buttons Pom Pom: Professor Experimento The King of Town: Perducci Strong Mad (Himself): Killingyouguy	Bubs: Baron Darin Diamonocle The Poopsmith: Kidnapping Victim Senor Cardgage: Dadgeresque Strong Sad (El Dumpo):    Hot Tub, The Informants,    The Monster, The Stunt Double The Cheat: Istanbul, Szechuan Steve,    Craig, Waitre D, Dagger Skew Unknown: The Chief
Music	The Theme from Dangeresque II (karaoke), Today is Alright 4 2Nite, Hub-Bump 2 Tha Front, You're Gonna Have 2 Jump
Games	Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate (Trailer, Launch Trailer, Soundtrack)    Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque (Walkthrough, Responses)    Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom (Walkthrough, Responses)    Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser (Walkthrough, Responses)    Roomisode X: Inspection Certificate on File in Building Office (Walkthrough, Responses)
Other	Brainblow City (Smoky Office, Perducci's) Nunchuck Gun, Ruby Powered Rocket, Dangeresque: Crime Scene Tamperer, DNA Evidence

The Cheat variations
The Sneak | Cheatball | Ilko Skevüld | Cheat Commandos | Stripèd Green Rabbit | The Cheatbot | Tito | The Teach | Istanbul | Szechuan Steve | Craig | The Popular Vote | Wilbur | Ch8t | Character 6 | Dagger Skew