Dangeresque Roomisode X: Inspection Certificate on File in Building Office Responses

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These are all of the responses in Dangeresque Roomisode X: Inspection Certificate on File in Building Office.

Spoiler warning: Plot or ending details follow.

1 Intro
2 Elevator
3 Shaft
4 Lobby
- 4.1 Elevator Doors
  - 4.1.1 Any item → Elevator Doors
5 Shaft (Lobby)
- 5.1 Toolbox
  - 5.1.1 Any item → Toolbox
- 5.2 Keycard
  - 5.2.1 Brolly → Keycard
  - 5.2.2 Any other item → Keycard
6 Floor 7 1/2?
7 Shaft (Floor 7 1/2)
- 7.1 Guy's Head
  - 7.1.1 Any item → Guy's Head
- 7.2 Lady with Hat
  - 7.2.1 Flower → Lady with Hat
  - 7.2.2 Any other item → Lady with Hat
8 Vending
9 Shaft (Vending)
- 9.1 Callbox
  - 9.1.1 Any item → Callbox
10 Penthouse
11 Shaft (Penthouse)
- 11.1 Dagger Skew
  - 11.1.1 Cuppa Ice → Dagger Skew
  - 11.1.2 Any other item → Dagger Skew
12 Using Two Inventory Items Together
13 Game Over
14 Ending

[edit] Intro

{Dangeresque Too is standing on top of a building. The camera zooms in, swiveling around him in 3D.}

NARRATOR: High above Brainblow City, Dangeresque Too finishes his nightly vigil...ance. {2D close-up} Vigil-vigilance.

DANGERESQUE TOO: Looks like crime's gone to bed for the night. {his sunglasses sparkle with a "ding!"}

{Dangeresque Too walks into an elevator, again in 3D.}

DANGERESQUE TOO: I'll go in the elevator.

{Cut to gameplay. Dangeresque Too is standing in the elevator. A monitor buzzes with static, and a silhouette appears on it.}

BAD GUY: {with a low, distorted voice} Going down, Dangeresque Too?

DANGERESQUE TOO: I'd recognize that bad guy voice anywhere! It's a bad guy!

BAD GUY: Allow me to put you on the EXPRESS lift! HaHaHaHaHa!!

{The elevator plummets. Cut back to the inside.}

DANGERESQUE TOO: {rhythmically} I better find a way, to stop this runaway, eleva- {brief pause} tor.

[edit] Elevator

[edit] Dangeresque Too

{Dangeresque Too spins his propeller cap and makes a whirring sound.}

[edit] Brolly → Dangeresque Too

{In the elevator, while it's still falling}

{Dangeresque Too opens the brolly and holds it up, then closes it.}

DANGERESQUE TOO: Huh. I guess that won't slow me down inside the elevator. Always worked when I was a kid jumpin off the shed.

{In the hatch, while the elevator is falling}

DANGERESQUE TOO: Yeah! I'll open this thing up and it'll slow us right down!

{He opens the brolly and flies upward as the elevator falls and explodes. Cut back to Dangeresque Too as he floats down.}

DANGERESQUE TOO: It totally worked!

{The brolly stops moving.}

DANGERESQUE TOO: Right?

{The brolly collapses, sending Dangeresque Too plummeting down the elevator shaft. He explodes at the bottom. Game over.}

{After the elevator has stopped}

{Dangeresque Too opens the brolly, then closes it.}

[edit] Cuppa Ice → Dangeresque Too

DANGERESQUE TOO: I daren't go a chomping. This ice looks hard as diamonds.

[edit] Keycard → Dangeresque Too

DANGERESQUE TOO: There's no room number on it. Guess I'll just have to try it out somewheres.

[edit] Bib → Dangeresque Too

{If the bib does not have coffee on it}

DANGERESQUE TOO: Maybe this'll help me NOT match those guards' description. {puts it on} Aw man! Whoever ate this was messy in exactly the shape of a star! It still looks like I'm wearing a dang ol' star shirt! {puts it away}

{If the bib has coffee on it}

DANGERESQUE TOO: There we go! This messy bib may look and smell like coffee barf, but at least it hides my star shirt!

[edit] Kid Meal → Dangeresque Too

DANGERESQUE TOO: {puts on bag} Aw man! My propeller poked through! But it still horrifyingly covers up my cool shades. I'll wait to wear until I have all the pieces of my threesguise. {puts it away}

[edit] Hat → Dangeresque Too

DANGERESQUE TOO: This covers up my propeller cap real nice. Grammaw nice. I'll wait until I have my full threesguise to put it on. {puts it away}

[edit] Any disguise piece → Dangeresque Too

{When all three items are acquired}

{Not in the lobby}

DANGERESQUE TOO: I think I have all that I need to conceal my identity! I should prolly head to the lobby. Prolly lobby.

{In the lobby, the ending plays}

[edit] Any other item → Dangeresque Too

DANGERESQUE TOO: That's not gonna help me threesguise my appearance from those guys. Threesguise guys.

[edit] Brolly

DANGERESQUE TOO: Prolly somebody left their brolly. Prolly brolly. {takes it}

[edit] Ceiling Tile

DANGERESQUE TOO: Looks like an access panel. I could prolly jump up there, but I need to get it open first.

[edit] Brolly → Ceiling Tile

{Dangersesque Too pokes the ceiling tile, exposing a hole in the ceiling.}

[edit] Open Tile

DANGERESQUE TOO: {unsubtitled} Doing!

{Dangeresque Too leaps up into the elevator shaft.}

[edit] Brolly → Open Tile

DANGERESQUE TOO: I already got it open. I can just doing-jump up there.

[edit] Any other item → Open Tile

DANGERESQUE TOO: I don't need to chuck nothin up there.

[edit] Buttons

{First time only, when the elevator is falling}

{Cut to the button panel.}

DANGERESQUE TOO: These buddins have been tampered with! I'm pretty sure I'm headed for the ground floor no matter what I press at this point.

{Cut away from the panel.}

DANGERESQUE TOO: I shouldn't mess with these until I've stopped the elevator!

{First time only, after the elevator has been stopped}

DANGERESQUE TOO: Only some of the buddins still work. And who knows what floor they'll take me to.

{Cut to the button panel. There are eight buttons, but only four are functional.}

[edit] Any item → Buttons

DANGERESQUE TOO: I don't think anything I use is gonna fix these buddins.

[edit] Poster

{First time only}

DANGERESQUE TOO: It's the menu for room service.

{Cut to the poster.}

[edit] Menu Item

{First time only}

DANGERESQUE TOO: "The Romantic Dinner for Teux. Steak with green shreds. Bubbly Champlain and a rose for rose-mance."

DANGERESQUE TOO: I was really hopin that was egg nog in those glasses.

[edit] More on Back

{When the glass is not cut}

DANGERESQUE TOO: It says there's more on the back but that innocent menu is trapped inside this infernal glass frame!

{When the glass is cut, first time only}

DANGERESQUE TOO: You're free now, Room Service Menu! Free to be flipped over!

{The menu flips to reveal the backside.}

[edit] Kid Meal

DANGERESQUE TOO: The Upside-Down Clown Kid Meal. *Limit one per kidstomer. No sharing fries. Or ketchup. Or joy.

DANGERESQUE TOO: That clown face is Marshie levels of disturbing.

CLOWN FACE: {Marshie's voice} You ain't kiddin, Hardcastle!

[edit] Messy Ol' Ribs

DANGERESQUE TOO: "Messy ol' ribs. Half rack. Full problems. Bib included."

DANGERESQUE TOO: Kinda looks like a pan flute. {singing} Poooot-poot-poot-poooooot. Pan flute.

[edit] Brolly → Poster

DANGERESQUE TOO: That poster's behind impact-proof glass and the tip o' this brolly isn't sharp enough to cut through it, laddie.

[edit] Washer → Poster

DANGERESQUE TOO: That will just make an ear-crawling, skin-curdling screech. So let's hear it! {scratches the washer on the glass, making a high-pitched noise}

[edit] Diamond → Poster

DANGERESQUE TOO: Let's see if this diamond will cut through that glass frame.

{Dangeresque Too uses the diamond to cut the glass. The glass cracks and shatters.}

DANGERESQUE TOO: Bowlegged!

[edit] Flower → Poster

DANGERESQUE TOO: GET FLORAL! Nope. Nothin.

[edit] Any other item → Poster

{If the poster is behind glass}

DANGERESQUE TOO: That won't help me free this innocent advertisement from its glass prison!

{If the glass is broken}

DANGERESQUE TOO: I already gave this valiant young menu its freedoms.

[edit] Shaft

[edit] Emergency Brake

{If the brolly is not hooked onto the hatch}

{Dangeresque Too pulls the lever. Sparks fly out of it.}

DANGERESQUE TOO: That slowed it down a little, but didn't stop it! I gotta find a way to slow us down even more!

{If the brake is activated}

{Dangeresque Too pulls the lever back.}

{If the brolly is hooked onto the hatch}

{Dangeresque Too pulls the lever, slowing the elevator to a stop. There is a toolbox in a cubby in the back wall.}

DANGERESQUE TOO: {taking brolly} Phew! That was close. Now I can get back down to the lobby and scramconnoiter out of here.

[edit] Any item → Emergency Brake

DANGERESQUE TOO: I'm not doin it.

[edit] Hatch

{Dangeresque Too closes the hatch. It is now labeled "Handle".}

[edit] Brolly → Hatch

DANGERESQUE TOO: There's nothing to hook the brolly onto.

[edit] Handle

Dangeresque Too opens the hatch. It is now labeled "Hatch".}

[edit] Brolly → Handle

{If the emergency brake isn't pulled}

DANGERESQUE TOO: That slowed things down a little. But there's still a good deal of "plummet to my death" happening.

{If the emergency brake is pulled}

{The umbrella opens, slowing the elevator to a stop. There is a toolbox in a cubby in the back wall.}

DANGERESQUE TOO: {taking brolly} Phew! That was close. Now I can get back down to the lobby and scramconnoiter out of here.

[edit] Back Inside

{Dangeresque jumps back down into the elevator.}

[edit] Any item → Back Inside

DANGERESQUE TOO: I don't need to drop it down, drop it down.

[edit] Lobby

{First time only, after stopping the elevator}

{The elevator door opens to the lobby. Two silhouettes stand in front of the door.}

LEFT BAD GUY: Is that him?

RIGHT BAD GUY: He matches the description. Propeller cap, cool shades, star shirt.

LEFT BAD GUY: Do we shoot him?

RIGHT BAD GUY: I think so?

DANGERESQUE TOO: Uh oh!

{Dangeresque Too quickly ducks to close the elevator as bullets dent the door.}

{Title card appears.}

NARRATOR: Roomisode X: Inspection Certificate On File In Building Office!

{Cut back to gameplay.}

DANGERESQUE TOO: Guess I'm not gettin out of here til I DON'T match their description. Star shirt, cool shades, propeller cap. I need a threesguise!

[edit] Elevator Doors

DANGERESQUE TOO: I can't go out there yet! Those guards will shoot me on sight! I still match their description too much!

DANGERESQUE TOO: I really shouldn't go out there yet.

DANGERESQUE TOO: Yeah, maybe the guards have left by now.

{He opens the door. They have not.}

DANGERESQUE TOO: Oh, hi guys.

{The screen is covered in shooting effects, and Dangeresque Too's cool shades and cap tumble to the floor. Game over.}

{After Kid Meal and Hat have been used on Dangeresque Too}

DANGERESQUE TOO: I still match the guards' description too much! I've got my cool shades and my propeller cap covered up but I still gotta do something about my star shirt!

[edit] Any item → Elevator Doors

DANGERESQUE TOO: T'willn't help me, that.

[edit] Shaft (Lobby)

[edit] Toolbox

DANGERESQUE TOO: Some ol' toolbox. Or maybe a lunchbox? {opens it} Definitely toolbox. There was just this metal washer inside. {takes the washer} Which I guess could be somebody's lunch... {dramatic close-up} IF YOU'RE A ROBOT!!

[edit] Any item → Toolbox

DANGERESQUE TOO: I don't need to put anything in there. I should see if I can take somethin out.

[edit] Keycard

DANGERESQUE TOO: That's where that thing that Dagger Skew dropped landed! That great orange thing!

[edit] Brolly → Keycard

{Dangeresque Too knocks down the keycard.}

DANGERESQUE TOO: It's a room keycard!

[edit] Any other item → Keycard

DANGERESQUE TOO: That's not gonna help me get that thin line of orange and black pixels down there.

[edit] Floor 7 1/2?

{First time only}

WOMAN: Ugh! The elevator's stuck in between floors again.

MAN: How are we supposed to murder Dangeresque Too if the stupid elevators won't work?

DANGERESQUE TOO: More guards! Good thing they can't see me down here!

[edit] Certain Death

DANGERESQUE TOO: {crouches down for a moment} I don't think I wanna climb in there.

DANGERESQUE TOO: On second thought, it's always wise to keep clickin on somethin labeled Certain Death! Here I go! {crouches down}

{Dangeresque Too falls down the elevator shaft and explodes. Game over.}

[edit] Any item → Certain Death

DANGERESQUE TOO: When I was a kid I lost a rubber walrus eraser down an elevator shaft. I can't risk losin' nothin else!

[edit] Loafers

{If the quarter has not been taken}

{Close up on the woman's shoes. There is a quarter in one of them.}

DANGERESQUE TOO: This lady's wearing a sweet pair of quarterloafers! She must be rich!

{Cut to elevator.}

DANGERESQUE TOO: I'm a snitch one of the quarters!

WOMAN: Oh! Something touched my foot!

DANGERESQUE TOO: Or maybe not.

DANGERESQUE TOO: I'm a snitch one of the quarters!

WOMAN: Something keeps brushing against my foot!

DANGERESQUE TOO: Or maybe not.

{If the quarter has been taken}

DANGERESQUE TOO: Boop! {wiggles the shoe}

[edit] Washer → Loafers

{Before taking the quarter}

DANGERESQUE TOO: Lessee if I can swap out this washer for that quarter without her noticing.

{Close-up. The swap is made. Cut to elevator.}

DANGERESQUE TOO: I did it!

WOMAN: Did you just touch my feet?

MAN: Um. Gross, no.

{After taking the quarter}

DANGERESQUE TOO: Naw, I don't need another quarter.

[edit] Quarter → Loafers

DANGERESQUE TOO: I don't want to put it back. I might could get me a gumball later!

[edit] Flower → Loafers

{First time only}

DANGERESQUE TOO: Maybe I can aroma up these stinky feets.

WOMAN: ACHOO!

MAN: What was that?! I almost shot you!

WOMAN: Something activated my allergies.

WOMAN: ACHOO!

[edit] Any other item → Loafers

DANGERESQUE TOO: This plus feet is NOT an equation I need to solve for.

[edit] Sneakers

{Dangeresque Too unties the man's sneakers.}

WOMAN: Oh, your shoes have come untied.

{If coffee is not dripping on his head}

MAN: Huh. That weird.

{If coffee is dripping on his head}

MAN: Prolly didn't notice because of this coffee drippin on my head.

{He bends down to retie his shoes. If wearing a hat, he drops it.}

WOMAN: Oh, your shoes are untied again.

{If coffee is not dripping on his head}

MAN: Huh. That's still weird.

{If coffee is dripping on his head}

MAN: Gimme a break! I got a bad case of coffee drippins!

{He bends down to retie his shoes. If wearing a hat, he drops it.}

[edit] Any item → Sneakers

DANGERESQUE TOO: This plus feet is NOT an equation I need to solve for.

[edit] Hat

{Dangeresque Too takes the hat.}

MAN: Hey! Where'd my hat go?

WOMAN: You already lost the hat I just gave you?! How gratingly ungrateful!

MAN: Shut up lady!

[edit] Shaft (Floor 7 1/2)

{First time only}

DANGERESQUE TOO: Oh good. They can't see me up here either.

[edit] Guy's Head

MAN: Elevator's stuck again. Y'ever wonder if there's like a tiny floor between the floors?

WOMAN: No. I have a medical condition where I'm physically unable to wonder.

MAN: Can you at least ponder?

WOMAN: Ponder? What've I got to ponder?

MAN: So how long you been working for our mysterious bad guy employer?

WOMAN: Not long. I got the job through MoidaPro Henchman Placement Services. I just love a good hench!

MAN: MoidaPro, eh? I use Staffin' 'n' Stabbin'.

{Following the man's first line, first time after putting the flower on the lady's hat}

WOMAN: I'm currently wondering what is going on with my hat! It's itchy and making my forehead break out!

MAN: It's too bad I don't want or need a hat. I guess you'll just have to stand there and turn all red and puffy.

WOMAN: Yes, I suppose it's the only way.

{Following the man's first line, if the flower is on the lady's hat}

WOMAN: No time for idle chit-chat! I need to get rid of this hat!

MAN: Wish I could help.

{If the coffee is dripping from the floor above}

MAN: Ugh! This coffee drippin on my head sucks! Wish I had a hat.

WOMAN: Well, you can have my hat. It's giving me an allergic reaction all of a sudden.

MAN: Oh wow! Thanks lady!

{After he puts on the hat}

MAN: Aah. That's so much better. Now the coffee's just watering the flowers! Everybody wins!

{If Dangeresque Too has taken the hat}

MAN: I guess I'll just let this coffee drip slowly bore a hole through my skull.

WOMAN: That sounds like a good plan, dear.

[edit] Any item → Guy's Head

DANGERESQUE TOO: Naw, I don't wanna risk alerting him to my presence.

[edit] Lady with Hat

DANGERESQUE TOO: Ooh, that hat would make a perfect threesguise component!

{Dangeresque Too tries to take it}

WOMAN: Ahh! Salmon and aspic! I think my hat just self-fidgeted!

MAN: Uh, I'm gonna leave that one alone.

DANGERESQUE TOO: Gotta find another way to get it.

WOMAN: How long are we going to have to wait here? I wanna murder that nice young private eye.

{First time only, if coffee is not dripping from the floor above}

MAN: I dunno. But I heard the stairs were burned down by termites. So it looks like we're gonna have to WAIT.

{If the coffee is dripping from the floor above}

MAN: I hope it's soon! This coffee drippin on my head sucks! Wish I had a hat.

WOMAN: If my hat weren't so comfortable I'd let you borrow it.

MAN: Yeah, I get it. Too bad I can't be bothered to move a few inches to the left or right.

{If the flower is on the hat}

WOMAN: Augh! My hat's gotten itchy all of the sudden! Like I'm having an allergic reaction!

{If the lady has removed her hat}

WOMAN: Well, everything is now so great. The end.

{If Dangeresque Too has taken the hat}

WOMAN: I hope the elevator starts working again soon. I'd like to murder Dangeresque Too before my Garden Club meeting. The ladies will be all agog! Agog at the murder!

WOMAN: Let's not talk for a while.

WOMAN: Tri-fold board. There, I finally said it!

[edit] Flower → Lady with Hat

DANGERESQUE TOO: Let's add some real flora to this plastic mastery. {places the rose}

WOMAN: Augh! My hat's gotten itchy all of the sudden! Like I'm having an allergic reaction!

{If coffee is not dripping on the man's head}

MAN: It's too bad I don't want or need a hat. I guess you'll just have to stand there and turn all red and puffy.

WOMAN: Yes, I suppose it's the only way.

{If coffee is dripping on the man's head}

MAN: I'll take that hat off your hands. I could use it to block this coffee drip!

WOMAN: Oh, you're a life saver. Thank you dear!

{She takes off the hat and puts it on the man's head.}

MAN: Aah. That's so much better. Now the coffee's just watering the flowers! Everybody wins!

[edit] Any other item → Lady with Hat

{If she's wearing a hat}

DANGERESQUE TOO: I don't wanna put that on her hat!

{If she's not wearing a hat}

DANGERESQUE TOO: I don't want her to notice me!

[edit] Vending

[edit] Coffee Machine

{First time only}

DANGERESQUE TOO: It's an old coffee vending machine. Still only costs a quarter!

DANGERESQUE TOO: Lessee, Light Roast, Mild Roast, Hardly Roast, and See-Thru Roast. Aw man, this thing don't got no Hot Jones?

[edit] Washer → Coffee Machine

DANGERESQUE TOO: Aw man. It doesn't work. Guess I need an actual quarter.

[edit] Quarter → Coffee Machine

{Dangeresque Too puts the quarter inside. A cup is dispensed. Coffee pours into the cup, melting it.}

{First time only}

DANGERESQUE TOO: That scalding coffee straight up vaporized that styrofoam cup! At least it gave me my quarter back.

DANGERESQUE TOO: It just sits there for a sec and then VOIP!! No more coffee. At least it gave me my quarter back.

[edit] Any other item → Coffee Machine

DANGERESQUE TOO: Um, I think it only takes quarters.

[edit] Cup

DANGERESQUE TOO: I got the styro before that coffee went pyro.

{The coffee pours out from the machine and leaks out onto the floor}

DANGERESQUE TOO: Ooh, Puddleman's Coffee.

[edit] Puddle

DANGERESQUE TOO: Looks like it might be seepin through the floor tiles.

[edit] Cup → Puddle

DANGERESQUE TOO: I don't wanna risk melting my great new cup! What a cup that is!

[edit] Any other item → Puddle

DANGERESQUE TOO: A bad idea all around!

[edit] Bib → Puddle

DANGERESQUE TOO: Soppins!

{He wipes the coffee with the bib}

DANGERESQUE TOO: The bib is covered in coffee BBQ grodiness now. And the puddle kinda looks n' smells like barf. Hooray!

[edit] Ice Machine

{Ice comes out of the machine.}

DANGERESQUE TOO: It made the ice go down through the little grate. It was a little great.

[edit] Cup → Ice Machine

{The cup is filled with ice.}

DANGERESQUE TOO: I filled my cup up with ice!

[edit] Any other item → Ice Machine

DANGERESQUE TOO: That doesn't need any ice.

[edit] Romance Debris

DANGERESQUE TOO: Whoa! There's no food left. Maybe the Coffee and Ice Machines had a romantic dinner together. A ro-ro din-din! Anyways, I'm takin this flower. Might come in handy. {picks up rose} Happy anniversary you two. May you one day make beautiful cold brews together.

[edit] Shaft (Vending)

[edit] Callbox

{First time only}

DANGERESQUE TOO: An emergency callbox! They'll be able to help me!

ROOM SERVICE: Room Service. How may I help you?

DANGERESQUE TOO: There are armed guards trying to kill me and the elevator's all messed up! Send help!

ROOM SERVICE: I'm sorry sir, this line is just for room service. May I take your order?

DANGERESQUE TOO: Why is there a room service callbox in the elevator shaft?!

ROOM SERVICE: We get a lot of hungry spies and action heroes in this hotel, sir. There's also a callbox in the ventilation ducts. Should you have to crawl through those. Now may I take your order?

{A menu appears}

{If not all items have been ordered}

ROOM SERVICE: Room Service. May I take your order?

{Um...}

DANGERESQUE TOO: How bout an every order of food dog and a manilla cheescoke?

ROOM SERVICE: I'm sorry sir, you have to order off the menu.

DANGERESQUE TOO: Yes, I'd like twelve please.

ROOM SERVICE: I'm sorry, twelve what?

DANGERESQUE TOO: Of them. I'd like twelve of them.

ROOM SERVICE: I'm going to need an actual menu item.

DANGERESQUE TOO: 3 bottles of your most requisite Charmande J'eupronde please vou plais.

ROOM SERVICE: I'm sorry sir, we do not accept pretend French.

DANGERESQUE TOO: Joke joke joke.

ROOM SERVICE: Order off the menu.

DANGERESQUE TOO: Can I get 10-12 of those fat little ketchup bottles?

ROOM SERVICE: Maybe. IF YOU ORDER OFF THE FREAKING MENU!

{Romance Dinner}

DANGERESQUE TOO: Uh yes, I'd like the Romantic Dinner with Steak and Green Item.

{If Poster was checked, Messy Ol' Ribs and Kid Meal becomes available.}

{Messy Ol' Ribs}

DANGERESQUE TOO: Lemme get the Messy ol' Ribs please.

{Kid Meal}

DANGERESQUE TOO: I want the Kid Meal! For a singular kid!

ROOM SERVICE: Our most popular item.

{If food is picked, continues below}

ROOM SERVICE: Very good, sir. What's the room number?

{If the Penthouse was not identified, a menu appears}

{Umm...}

DANGERESQUE TOO: Uh, can't you just like triungulate my bluetooths or something? {not subtitled} Locate me that way?

ROOM SERVICE: I'm sorry sir, I'm going to need an actual room number.

DANGERESQUE TOO: Can you deliver it to the "Business Center?" Y'know that sad little alcove that just has an ancient deskjet and a CAT 1 cable?

ROOM SERVICE: I'm sorry sir, I'm going to need an actual room number.

{Vending}

{When ordering the Romance Dinner}

DANGERESQUE TOO: Uh, just leave it by the vending machines how bout?

ROOM SERVICE: You want the Romance Dinner Package delivered to the vending machines?

DANGERESQUE TOO: Yeah! It's where me and my spousetype first met. She was getting ice when I burned two of my eyeballs with hot coffee. She put the ice on my eyes until the governor's chimpanzee—

ROOM SERVICE: Okay FINE! But just this once. Your order will be there any second.

{After ordering the Romance Dinner}

DANGERESQUE TOO: Uh, just leave it by the vending machines how bout?

ROOM SERVICE: I'm sorry sir, I'm going to need an actual room number.

{The Lobby?}

DANGERESQUE TOO: You can just leave it in the lobby. Between the armed guards. It's cool, it's cool.

ROOM SERVICE: I'm sorry sir, I'm going to need an actual room number.

{Stuck Floor}

DANGERESQUE TOO: Can you just leave it between two floors that I don't know what they are? There were some people there with shoes.

ROOM SERVICE: I'm sorry sir, I'm going to need an actual room number.

{If the Penthouse room was identified, continues below automatically.}

{First time only}

DANGERESQUE TOO: I'm staying in room 802, don't you know.

ROOM SERVICE: Ah! Our VIP! Right away sir! We pride ourselves on unrealistically fast service! Can I get you something else?

ROOM SERVICE: That will be at your door in moments. Can I get you something else?

{If all items have been ordered and the hat is acquired}

{SEND HELP!}

DANGERESQUE TOO: Get hot water, get some iodine, get some disinfectant!

DANGERESQUE TOO: If you won't send help, will you send me... um... a letter? Tell me bout your family?

DANGERESQUE TOO: I need reinforcements!

DANGERESQUE TOO: Mr. Me-sident, we have a situation. I'd like me to come with me to safety.

DANGERESQUE TOO: There's a guy! With a spoon hat! And he's tryin to meech me!

[edit] Any item → Callbox

DANGERESQUE TOO: I don't need to tamper with this call box. I should just use it the way Rob intended. Rob being the inventor of the call box. Lord Robert Callboxon.

[edit] Penthouse

[edit] Room Door

{First time only}

DANGERESQUE TOO: Huh. It's locked. Doesn't even have a room number. {knocks} Open up! I'm being pursued by sinister agents!

{The door opens}

BUBS: Go away! I hate you! {slams the door}

BUBS: {opens door} Unless you're room service, I don't wanna hear it! {slams door}

{After ordering the Kid Meal and Messy Ol' Ribs}

BUBS: {opens door} Now I'm fulla room service! So unless you're a human naptake, lemee 'lone!

[edit] Diamond → Room Door

DANGERESQUE TOO: Hey, is this your Bowlegged Diamond? Do you want it back?

BUBS: Can I eat it?

DANGERESQUE TOO: Prolly not without significant dental trauma.

BUBS: Then I bid you a goodly bye!

[edit] Keycard → Room Door

DANGERESQUE TOO: Let's see if this keycard works.

{The door opens.}

BUBS: Hey! What the crap?!

DANGERESQUE TOO: {sounding official} Uh, I was just trying to get into my room. I'm in town for the symposium, I sympose...

BUBS: You got the wrong room, business man! This is room 802! They coded your keycard wrong!

DANGERESQUE TOO: Ah yes. I see. Nevertheless, might I come in to peek about for a pair of stylish socks?

BUBS: GET OUTTA HERE!! {slams door}

DANGERESQUE TOO: Room 802!

[edit] Any other item → Room Door

{Before ordering the Kid Meal and Messy Ol' Ribs}

DANGERESQUE TOO: Hey occupant, may I interest you in random inventory item?

BUBS: {opens door} Unless you're room service, I don't wanna hear it! {slams door}

{After ordering the Kid Meal and Messy Ol' Ribs}

DANGERESQUE TOO: Hey occupant, may I interest you in random inventory item?

BUBS: {opens door} Now I'm fulla room service! So unless you're a human naptake, lemee 'lone!

[edit] Kid Meal Trash

DANGERESQUE TOO: Aw man, I was hopin they'd leave the toy surprise. Just the upside-down clown bag. Which is what I like to call perps when I slam em up against the wall! Freeze Clown Bag! Dangeresque Too is breakin up your three ring circus ring/drug ring. Thing. {picks up bag}

[edit] Any item → Kid Meal Trash

DANGERESQUE TOO: I don't need to use nothin with this stuff.

DANGERESQUE TOO: I should just get what I can from what's left.

[edit] Rib Detritus

DANGERESQUE TOO: The ribs are all gone. But they did come with a bib! Mine-take! {picks up bib}

[edit] Any item → Rib Detritus

DANGERESQUE TOO: I don't need to use nothin with this stuff.

DANGERESQUE TOO: I should just get what I can from what's left.

[edit] Shaft (Penthouse)

[edit] Dagger Skew

DANGERESQUE TOO: It's Dagger Skew! Master cheatburgler and stabby specialist!

{A menu appears}

{Whatcha doin?}

{First time only}

DANGERESQUE TOO: What are you doin danglin around this elevator shaft?

DAGGER SKEW: Mmermer Mmhe! {takes out a shiny diamond}

DANGERESQUE TOO: You stole the Bowlegged Diamond from a guest in this hotel?!

DAGGER SKEW: Murmurer murmumble meh!

DANGERESQUE TOO: Well, at least you're not the one tryin to kill me! Best of luck to ya!

DANGERESQUE TOO: What are you doin again?

DAGGER SKEW: Mmermer Mmhe!

DANGERESQUE TOO: Wight, wight. Diamonds.

{Daggers}

DANGERESQUE TOO: What's up with that dagger headband? Does it give you an advantage on the 70's-ball court?

DAGGER SKEW: Hermerman bermerman.

DANGERESQUE TOO: Oh! They're perfectly spaced for slicin' up eyeballs? Whoa-ho-ho-HO. {steps back} I'll just be over here.

{This menu item disappears.}

{After asking what he's doing}

{Diamond?}

DANGERESQUE TOO: Say, can I have that Bowlegged Diamond?

DAGGER SKEW: harshymarsh shimsham!

DANGERESQUE TOO: You'll only swap it for something of equal or morer value?

DANGERESQUE TOO: Gimme that diamond!

DAGGER SKEW: Grumbletown!

[edit] Cuppa Ice → Dagger Skew

{Before talking to Dagger Skew}

DANGERESQUE TOO: I don't got no reason to give him my hard-fought cup of ice.

{After talking to Dagger Skew}

DANGERESQUE TOO: Hey Dagger Skew, I'll trade ya that diamond for this cup o' stolen ice! Facets, cuts, clarity! These babies got all the jewel words I know.

DAGGER SKEW: Mmmrrh MEH!

{Dangeresque Too gives Dagger Skew the shiny cup of ice. Dagger Skew gives him the shiny diamond.}

DANGERESQUE TOO: Pleasure doin bidness witcha!

{Dagger Skew rappells out of sight. An orange card falls down past the elevator.}

DANGERESQUE TOO: What was that orange thing?

[edit] Any other item → Dagger Skew

{Before talking to Dagger Skew}

DANGERESQUE TOO: Do you want this item for reasons unknown?

DAGGER SKEW: Mrrah mrrah mraah!

{After talking to Dagger Skew}

DANGERESQUE TOO: Will you trade me that Bowlegged Diamond for this?

DAGGER SKEW: Mrrah mrrah mraah!

[edit] Using Two Inventory Items Together

DANGERESQUE TOO: Dangeresque Too never combines items. Except for grit and determination! I mash them into a paste and wear it as a hydrating sleep mask!

[edit] Game Over

{The words "Game Over" appear on black in Dangeresque Font, and are replaced by:}

DANGERESQUE TOO: Or did I?

{These are following phrases that will appear in the following order, changing every time you lose.}

That's not wight...

Oops, you bwoke it...

Oh hewwo sudden death...

That did not look good for Dangeresque Too...

Lies. All lies!

{The game then cuts back to the moment before you committed the action that led to the Game Over.}

[edit] Ending

DANGERESQUE TOO: Alright, I think I've got enough to conceal my identity.

{He puts on the bib, the bag, and the hat}

DANGERESQUE TOO: Hopefully those guards just let me walktz right out the front door. {steps toward elevator} Waltz-walkin', that is.

{Dangeresque Too steps out. The doors close.}

LEFT BAD GUY: AHH! All my childhood nightmares made real!

RIGHT BAD GUY: Pump it fulla lead!!

DANGERESQUE TOO: {unsubtitled} The pipes are broken!

LEFT BAD GUY: OWW!!

RIGHT BAD GUY: OOF!!

LEFT BAD GUY: CLOWN!!

RIGHT BAD GUY: I'm being assaulted by an unknown masked assailant!!

{Cut to Dangeresque Too leaving the hotel wearing his disguise. The text "Roomisode X Complete" appears.}

NARRATOR: Roomisode Complete!

{Dangeresque Too bursts out. His disguise falls off and blinks away. Pan up to the top of the hotel. The sign reads "Swissblonkel Hotel". The letters blink.}

{Fade to black. "Ended" appears.}

Dangeresque
Movies	Major: Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, too? Major: Dangeresque 2: This Time, It's Not Dangeresque 1 Major: Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective (Mini-Site, THREE in 3D) Minor: Dangeresque: Put 'Em on Ice!, Dangeresque 4÷2=6 Puppet Squad: The Curly Fried Caper, The Hot Jones Hijack
Characters	Strong Bad: Dangeresque Homestar Runner: Dangeresque Too, Uzi Bazooka, Stingy Relenque Coach Z: Renaldo Marzipan: Cutesy Buttons, Sultry Buttons Pom Pom: Professor Experimento The King of Town: Perducci Strong Mad (Himself): Killingyouguy	Bubs: Baron Darin Diamonocle The Poopsmith: Kidnapping Victim Senor Cardgage: Dadgeresque Strong Sad (El Dumpo): Hot Tub, The Informants, The Monster, The Stunt Double The Cheat: Istanbul, Szechuan Steve, Craig, Waitre D, Dagger Skew Unknown: The Chief
Music	The Theme from Dangeresque II (karaoke), Today is Alright 4 2Nite, Hub-Bump 2 Tha Front, You're Gonna Have 2 Jump
Games	Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate (Trailer, Launch Trailer, Soundtrack) Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque (Walkthrough, Responses) Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom (Walkthrough, Responses) Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser (Walkthrough, Responses) Roomisode X: Inspection Certificate on File in Building Office (Walkthrough, Responses)
Other	Brainblow City (Smoky Office, Perducci's) Nunchuck Gun, Ruby Powered Rocket, Dangeresque: Crime Scene Tamperer

@@ Line 192: / Line 192: @@
 ====Any item &rarr; Back Inside====
 :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I don't need to drop it down, drop it down.
+==Lobby==
+:''{First time only, after stopping the elevator}''
+:''{The elevator door opens to the lobby. Two silhouettes stand in front of the door.}''
+:'''LEFT BAD GUY:''' Is that him?
+:'''RIGHT BAD GUY:''' He matches the description. Propeller cap, cool shades, star shirt.
+:'''LEFT BAD GUY:''' Do we shoot him?
+:'''RIGHT BAD GUY:''' I think so?
+:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Uh oh!
+:''{Dangeresque Too quickly ducks to close the elevator as bullets dent the door.}''
+:''{Title card appears.}''
+:'''NARRATOR:''' Roomisode X: Inspection Certificate On File In Building Office!
+:''{Cut back to gameplay.}''
+:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Guess I'm not gettin out of here til I DON'T match their description. Star shirt, cool shades, propeller cap. I need a threesguise!
+===Elevator Doors===
+:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I can't go out there yet! Those guards will shoot me on sight! I still match their description too much!
+:{{short hr}}
+:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I really shouldn't go out there yet.
+:{{short hr}}
+:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Yeah, maybe the guards have left by now.
+:''{He opens the door. They have not.}''
+:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Oh, hi guys.
+:''{The screen is covered in shooting effects, and Dangeresque Too's cool shades and cap tumble to the floor. Game over.}''
+:{{short hr}}
+:''{After Kid Meal and Hat have been used on Dangeresque Too}''
+:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I still match the guards' description too much! I've got my cool shades and my propeller cap covered up but I still gotta do something about my star shirt!
+====Any item &rarr; Elevator Doors====
+:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' T'willn't help me, that.
 ==Shaft (Lobby)==
@@ Line 209: / Line 239: @@
 ====Any other item &rarr; Keycard====
 :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' That's not gonna help me get that thin line of orange and black pixels down there.
+==Floor 7 1/2?==
+:''{First time only}''
+:'''WOMAN:''' Ugh! The elevator's stuck in between floors again.
+:'''MAN:''' How are we supposed to murder Dangeresque Too if the stupid elevators won't work?
+:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' More guards! Good thing they can't see me down here!
+===Certain Death===
+:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' ''{crouches down for a moment}'' I don't think I wanna climb in there.
+:{{short hr}}
+:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' On second thought, it's always wise to keep clickin on somethin labeled Certain Death! Here I go! ''{crouches down}''
+:''{Dangeresque Too falls down the elevator shaft and explodes. Game over.}''
+====Any item &rarr; Certain Death====
+:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' When I was a kid I lost a rubber walrus eraser down an elevator shaft. I can't risk losin' nothin else!
+===Loafers===
+:''{If the quarter has not been taken}''
+:''{Close up on the woman's shoes. There is a quarter in one of them.}''
+:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' This lady's wearing a sweet pair of quarterloafers! She must be rich!
+:''{Cut to elevator.}''
+:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I'm a snitch one of the quarters!
+:'''WOMAN:''' Oh! Something touched my foot!
+:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Or maybe not.
+:{{short hr}}
+:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I'm a snitch one of the quarters!
+:'''WOMAN:''' Something keeps brushing against my foot!
+:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Or maybe not.
+:{{short hr}}
+:''{If the quarter has been taken}''
+:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Boop! ''{wiggles the shoe}''
+====Washer &rarr; Loafers====
+:''{Before taking the quarter}''
+:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Lessee if I can swap out this washer for that quarter without her noticing.
+:''{Close-up. The swap is made. Cut to elevator.}''
+:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I did it!
+:'''WOMAN:''' Did you just touch my feet?
+:'''MAN:''' Um. Gross, no.
+:{{short hr}}
+:''{After taking the quarter}''
+:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Naw, I don't need another quarter.
+====Quarter &rarr; Loafers====
+:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I don't want to put it back. I might could get me a gumball later!
+====Flower &rarr; Loafers====
+:''{First time only}''
+:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Maybe I can aroma up these stinky feets.
+:'''WOMAN:''' ACHOO!
+:'''MAN:''' What was that?! I almost shot you!
+:'''WOMAN:''' Something activated my allergies.
+:{{short hr}}
+:'''WOMAN:''' ACHOO!
+====Any other item &rarr; Loafers====
+:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' This plus feet is NOT an equation I need to solve for.
+===Sneakers===
+:''{Dangeresque Too unties the man's sneakers.}''
+:'''WOMAN:''' Oh, your shoes have come untied.
+:''{If coffee is not dripping on his head}''
+:'''MAN:''' Huh. That weird.
+:''{If coffee is dripping on his head}''
+:'''MAN:''' Prolly didn't notice because of this coffee drippin on my head.
+:''{He bends down to retie his shoes. If wearing a hat, he drops it.}''
+:{{short hr}}
+:'''WOMAN:''' Oh, your shoes are untied again.
+:''{If coffee is not dripping on his head}''
+:'''MAN:''' Huh. That's still weird.
+:''{If coffee is dripping on his head}''
+:'''MAN:''' Gimme a break! I got a bad case of coffee drippins!
+:''{He bends down to retie his shoes. If wearing a hat, he drops it.}''
+====Any item &rarr; Sneakers====
+:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' This plus feet is NOT an equation I need to solve for.
+===Hat===
+:''{Dangeresque Too takes the hat.}''
+:'''MAN:''' Hey! Where'd my hat go?
+:'''WOMAN:''' You already lost the hat I just gave you?! How gratingly ungrateful!
+:'''MAN:''' Shut up lady!
 ==Shaft (Floor 7 1/2)==
@@ Line 251: / Line 363: @@
 :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Ooh, that hat would make a perfect threesguise component!
 :''{Dangeresque Too tries to take it}''
-:'''WOMAN:''' Ahh! Salmon and aspic! I think my hand just self-fidgeted!
+:'''WOMAN:''' Ahh! Salmon and aspic! I think my hat just self-fidgeted!
 :'''MAN:''' Uh, I'm gonna leave that one alone.
 :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Gotta find another way to get it.
@@ Line 294: / Line 406: @@
 :''{If she's not wearing a hat}''
 :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I don't want her to notice me!
+==Vending==
+===Coffee Machine===
+:''{First time only}''
+:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' It's an old coffee vending machine. Still only costs a quarter!
+:{{short hr}}
+:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Lessee, Light Roast, Mild Roast, Hardly Roast, and See-Thru Roast. Aw man, this thing don't got no Hot Jones?
+====Washer &rarr; Coffee Machine====
+:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Aw man. It doesn't work. Guess I need an actual quarter.
+====Quarter &rarr; Coffee Machine====
+:''{Dangeresque Too puts the quarter inside. A cup is dispensed. Coffee pours into the cup, melting it.}''
+:''{First time only}''
+:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' That scalding coffee straight up vaporized that styrofoam cup! At least it gave me my quarter back.
+:{{short hr}}
+:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' It just sits there for a sec and then VOIP!! No more coffee. At least it gave me my quarter back.
+====Any other item &rarr; Coffee Machine====
+:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Um, I think it only takes quarters.
+===Cup===
+:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I got the styro before that coffee went pyro.
+:''{The coffee pours out from the machine and leaks out onto the floor}''
+:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Ooh, Puddleman's Coffee.
+===Puddle===
+:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Looks like it might be seepin through the floor tiles.
+====Cup &rarr; Puddle====
+:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I don't wanna risk melting my great new cup! What a cup that is!
+====Any other item &rarr; Puddle====
+:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' A bad idea all around!
+====Bib &rarr; Puddle====
+:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Soppins!
+:''{He wipes the coffee with the bib}''
+:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' The bib is covered in coffee BBQ grodiness now. And the puddle kinda looks n' smells like barf. Hooray!
+===Ice Machine===
+:''{Ice comes out of the machine.}''
+:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' It made the ice go down through the little grate. It was a little great.
+====Cup &rarr; Ice Machine====
+:''{The cup is filled with ice.}''
+:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I filled my cup up with ice!
+====Any other item &rarr; Ice Machine====
+:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' That doesn't need any ice.
+===Romance Debris===
+:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Whoa! There's no food left. Maybe the Coffee and Ice Machines had a romantic dinner together. A ro-ro din-din! Anyways, I'm takin this flower. Might come in handy. ''{picks up rose}'' Happy anniversary you two. May you one day make beautiful cold brews together.
 ==Shaft (Vending)==
@@ Line 385: / Line 550: @@
 ====Any item &rarr; Callbox====
 :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I don't need to tamper with this call box. I should just use it the way Rob intended. Rob being the inventor of the call box. Lord Robert Callboxon.
-==Shaft (Penthouse)==
-===Dagger Skew===
-:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' It's Dagger Skew! Master cheatburgler and stabby specialist!
-:''{A menu appears}''
-::''{Whatcha doin?}''
-::''{First time only}''
-::'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' What are you doin danglin around this elevator shaft?
-::'''DAGGER SKEW:''' Mmermer Mmhe! ''{takes out a shiny diamond}''
-::'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' You stole the Bowlegged Diamond from a guest in this hotel?!
-::'''DAGGER SKEW:''' Murmurer murmumble meh!
-::'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Well, at least you're not the one tryin to kill me! Best of luck to ya!
-::{{short hr}}
-::'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' What are you doin again?
-::'''DAGGER SKEW:''' Mmermer Mmhe!
-::'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Wight, wight. Diamonds.
-::{{short hr}}
-::''{Daggers}''
-::'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' What's up with that dagger headband? Does it give you an advantage on the 70's-ball court?
-::'''DAGGER SKEW:''' Hermerman bermerman.
-::'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Oh! They're perfectly spaced for slicin' up eyeballs? Whoa-ho-ho-HO. ''{steps back}'' I'll just be over here.
-::''{This menu item disappears.}''
-::{{short hr}}
-::''{After asking what he's doing}''
-::''{Diamond?}''
-::'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Say, can I have that Bowlegged Diamond?
-::'''DAGGER SKEW:''' harshymarsh shimsham!
-::'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' You'll only swap it for something of equal or morer value?
-::{{short hr}}
-::'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Gimme that diamond!
-::'''DAGGER SKEW:''' Grumbletown!
-====Cuppa Ice &rarr; Dagger Skew====
-:''{Before talking to Dagger Skew}''
-:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I don't got no reason to give him my hard-fought cup of ice.
-:{{short hr}}
-:''{After talking to Dagger Skew}''
-:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Hey Dagger Skew, I'll trade ya that diamond for this cup o' stolen ice! Facets, cuts, clarity! These babies got all the jewel words I know.
-:'''DAGGER SKEW:''' Mmmrrh MEH!
-:''{Dangeresque Too gives Dagger Skew the shiny cup of ice. Dagger Skew gives him the shiny diamond.}''
-:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Pleasure doin bidness witcha!
-:''{Dagger Skew rappells out of sight. An orange card falls down past the elevator.}''
-:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' What was that orange thing?
-====Any other item &rarr; Dagger Skew====
-:''{Before talking to Dagger Skew}''
-:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Do you want this item for reasons unknown?
-:'''DAGGER SKEW:''' Mrrah mrrah mraah!
-:{{short hr}}
-:''{After talking to Dagger Skew}''
-:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Will you trade me that Bowlegged Diamond for this?
-:'''DAGGER SKEW:''' Mrrah mrrah mraah!
-==Lobby==
-:''{First time only, after stopping the elevator}''
-:''{The elevator door opens to the lobby. Two silhouettes stand in front of the door.}''
-:'''LEFT BAD GUY:''' Is that him?
-:'''RIGHT BAD GUY:''' He matches the description. Propeller cap, cool shades, star shirt.
-:'''LEFT BAD GUY:''' Do we shoot him?
-:'''RIGHT BAD GUY:''' I think so?
-:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Uh oh!
-:''{Dangeresque Too quickly ducks to close the elevator as bullets dent the door.}''
-:''{Title card appears.}''
-:'''NARRATOR:''' Roomisode X: Inspection Certificate On File In Building Office!
-:''{Cut back to gameplay.}''
-:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Guess I'm not gettin out of here til I DON'T match their description. Star shirt, cool shades, propeller cap. I need a threesguise!
-===Elevator Doors===
-:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I can't go out there yet! Those guards will shoot me on sight! I still match their description too much!
-:{{short hr}}
-:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I really shouldn't go out there yet.
-:{{short hr}}
-:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Yeah, maybe the guards have left by now.
-:''{He opens the door. They have not.}''
-:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Oh, hi guys.
-:''{The screen is covered in shooting effects, and Dangeresque Too's cool shades and cap tumble to the floor. Game over.}''
-:{{short hr}}
-:''{After Kid Meal and Hat have been used on Dangeresque Too}''
-:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I still match the guards' description too much! I've got my cool shades and my propeller cap covered up but I still gotta do something about my star shirt!
-====Any item &rarr; Elevator Doors====
-:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' T'willn't help me, that.
-==Floor 7 1/2?==
-:''{First time only}''
-:'''WOMAN:''' Ugh! The elevator's stuck in between floors again.
-:'''MAN:''' How are we supposed to murder Dangeresque Too if the stupid elevators won't work?
-:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' More guards! Good thing they can't see me down here!
-===Certain Death===
-:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' ''{crouches down for a moment}'' I don't think I wanna climb in there.
-:{{short hr}}
-:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' On second thought, it's always wise to keep clickin on somethin labeled Certain Death! Here I go! ''{crouches down}''
-:''{Dangeresque Too falls down the elevator shaft and explodes. Game over.}''
-====Any item &rarr; Certain Death====
-:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' When I was a kid I lost a rubber walrus eraser down an elevator shaft. I can't risk losin' nothin else!
-===Loafers===
-:''{If the quarter has not been taken}''
-:''{Close up on the woman's shoes. There is a quarter in one of them.}''
-:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' This lady's wearing a sweet pair of quarterloafers! She must be rich!
-:''{Cut to elevator.}''
-:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I'm a snitch one of the quarters!
-:'''WOMAN:''' Oh! Something touched my foot!
-:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Or maybe not.
-:{{short hr}}
-:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I'm a snitch one of the quarters!
-:'''WOMAN:''' Something keeps brushing against my foot!
-:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Or maybe not.
-:{{short hr}}
-:''{If the quarter has been taken}''
-:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Boop! ''{wiggles the shoe}''
-====Washer &rarr; Loafers====
-:''{Before taking the quarter}''
-:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Lessee if I can swap out this washer for that quarter without her noticing.
-:''{Close-up. The swap is made. Cut to elevator.}''
-:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I did it!
-:'''WOMAN:''' Did you just touch my feet?
-:'''MAN:''' Um. Gross, no.
-:{{short hr}}
-:''{After taking the quarter}''
-:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Naw, I don't need another quarter.
-====Quarter &rarr; Loafers====
-:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I don't want to put it back. I might could get me a gumball later!
-====Flower &rarr; Loafers====
-:''{First time only}''
-:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Maybe I can aroma up these stinky feets.
-:'''WOMAN:''' ACHOO!
-:'''MAN:''' What was that?! I almost shot you!
-:'''WOMAN:''' Something activated my allergies.
-:{{short hr}}
-:'''WOMAN:''' ACHOO!
-====Any other item &rarr; Loafers====
-:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' This plus feet is NOT an equation I need to solve for.
-===Sneakers===
-:''{Dangeresque Too unties the man's sneakers.}''
-:'''WOMAN:''' Oh, your shoes have come untied.
-:''{If coffee is not dripping on his head}''
-:'''MAN:''' Huh. That weird.
-:''{If coffee is dripping on his head}''
-:'''MAN:''' Prolly didn't notice because of this coffee drippin on my head.
-:''{He bends down to retie his shoes. If wearing a hat, he drops it.}''
-:{{short hr}}
-:'''WOMAN:''' Oh, your shoes are untied again.
-:''{If coffee is not dripping on his head}''
-:'''MAN:''' Huh. That's still weird.
-:''{If coffee is dripping on his head}''
-:'''MAN:''' Gimme a break! I got a bad case of coffee drippins!
-:''{He bends down to retie his shoes. If wearing a hat, he drops it.}''
-====Any item &rarr; Sneakers====
-:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' This plus feet is NOT an equation I need to solve for.
-===Hat===
-:''{Dangeresque Too takes the hat.}''
-:'''MAN:''' Hey! Where'd my hat go?
-:'''WOMAN:''' You already lost the hat I just gave you?! How gratingly ungrateful!
-:'''MAN:''' Shut up lady!
-==Vending==
-===Coffee Machine===
-:''{First time only}''
-:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' It's an old coffee vending machine. Still only costs a quarter!
-:{{short hr}}
-:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Lessee, Light Roast, Mild Roast, Hardly Roast, and See-Thru Roast. Aw man, this thing don't got no Hot Jones?
-====Washer &rarr; Coffee Machine====
-:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Aw man. It doesn't work. Guess I need an actual quarter.
-====Quarter &rarr; Coffee Machine====
-:''{Dangeresque Too puts the quarter inside. A cup is dispensed. Coffee pours into the cup, melting it.}''
-:''{First time only}''
-:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' That scalding coffee straight up vaporized that styrofoam cup! At least it gave me my quarter back.
-:{{short hr}}
-:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' It just sits there for a sec and then VOIP!! No more coffee. At least it gave me my quarter back.
-====Any other item &rarr; Coffee Machine====
-:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Um, I think it only takes quarters.
-===Cup===
-:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I got the styro before that coffee went pyro.
-:''{The coffee pours out from the machine and leaks out onto the floor}''
-:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Ooh, Puddleman's Coffee.
-===Puddle===
-:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Looks like it might be seepin through the floor tiles.
-====Cup &rarr; Puddle====
-:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I don't wanna risk melting my great new cup! What a cup that is!
-====Any other item &rarr; Puddle====
-:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' A bad idea all around!
-====Bib &rarr; Puddle====
-:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Soppins!
-:''{He wipes the coffee with the bib}''
-:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' The bib is covered in coffee BBQ grodiness now. And the puddle kinda looks n' smells like barf. Hooray!
-===Ice Machine===
-:''{Ice comes out of the machine.}''
-:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' It made the ice go down through the little grate. It was a little great.
-====Cup &rarr; Ice Machine====
-:''{The cup is filled with ice.}''
-:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I filled my cup up with ice!
-====Any other item &rarr; Ice Machine====
-:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' That doesn't need any ice.
-===Romance Debris===
-:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Whoa! There's no food left. Maybe the Coffee and Ice Machines had a romantic dinner together. A ro-ro din-din! Anyways, I'm takin this flower. Might come in handy. ''{picks up rose}'' Happy anniversary you two. May you one day make beautiful cold brews together.
 ==Penthouse==
@@ Line 655: / Line 603: @@
 :{{short hr}}
 :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I should just get what I can from what's left.
+==Shaft (Penthouse)==
+===Dagger Skew===
+:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' It's Dagger Skew! Master cheatburgler and stabby specialist!
+:''{A menu appears}''
+::''{Whatcha doin?}''
+::''{First time only}''
+::'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' What are you doin danglin around this elevator shaft?
+::'''DAGGER SKEW:''' Mmermer Mmhe! ''{takes out a shiny diamond}''
+::'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' You stole the Bowlegged Diamond from a guest in this hotel?!
+::'''DAGGER SKEW:''' Murmurer murmumble meh!
+::'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Well, at least you're not the one tryin to kill me! Best of luck to ya!
+::{{short hr}}
+::'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' What are you doin again?
+::'''DAGGER SKEW:''' Mmermer Mmhe!
+::'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Wight, wight. Diamonds.
+::{{short hr}}
+::''{Daggers}''
+::'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' What's up with that dagger headband? Does it give you an advantage on the 70's-ball court?
+::'''DAGGER SKEW:''' Hermerman bermerman.
+::'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Oh! They're perfectly spaced for slicin' up eyeballs? Whoa-ho-ho-HO. ''{steps back}'' I'll just be over here.
+::''{This menu item disappears.}''
+::{{short hr}}
+::''{After asking what he's doing}''
+::''{Diamond?}''
+::'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Say, can I have that Bowlegged Diamond?
+::'''DAGGER SKEW:''' harshymarsh shimsham!
+::'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' You'll only swap it for something of equal or morer value?
+::{{short hr}}
+::'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Gimme that diamond!
+::'''DAGGER SKEW:''' Grumbletown!
+====Cuppa Ice &rarr; Dagger Skew====
+:''{Before talking to Dagger Skew}''
+:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I don't got no reason to give him my hard-fought cup of ice.
+:{{short hr}}
+:''{After talking to Dagger Skew}''
+:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Hey Dagger Skew, I'll trade ya that diamond for this cup o' stolen ice! Facets, cuts, clarity! These babies got all the jewel words I know.
+:'''DAGGER SKEW:''' Mmmrrh MEH!
+:''{Dangeresque Too gives Dagger Skew the shiny cup of ice. Dagger Skew gives him the shiny diamond.}''
+:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Pleasure doin bidness witcha!
+:''{Dagger Skew rappells out of sight. An orange card falls down past the elevator.}''
+:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' What was that orange thing?
+====Any other item &rarr; Dagger Skew====
+:''{Before talking to Dagger Skew}''
+:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Do you want this item for reasons unknown?
+:'''DAGGER SKEW:''' Mrrah mrrah mraah!
+:{{short hr}}
+:''{After talking to Dagger Skew}''
+:'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Will you trade me that Bowlegged Diamond for this?
+:'''DAGGER SKEW:''' Mrrah mrrah mraah!
 ==Using Two Inventory Items Together==

Dangeresque Roomisode X: Inspection Certificate on File in Building Office Responses

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Current revision as of 06:09, 30 May 2024

Contents

[edit] Intro

[edit] Elevator

[edit] Dangeresque Too

[edit] Brolly → Dangeresque Too

[edit] Cuppa Ice → Dangeresque Too

[edit] Keycard → Dangeresque Too

[edit] Bib → Dangeresque Too

[edit] Kid Meal → Dangeresque Too

[edit] Hat → Dangeresque Too

[edit] Any disguise piece → Dangeresque Too

[edit] Any other item → Dangeresque Too

[edit] Brolly

[edit] Ceiling Tile

[edit] Brolly → Ceiling Tile

[edit] Open Tile

[edit] Brolly → Open Tile

[edit] Any other item → Open Tile

[edit] Buttons

[edit] Any item → Buttons

[edit] Poster

[edit] Menu Item

[edit] More on Back

[edit] Kid Meal

[edit] Messy Ol' Ribs

[edit] Brolly → Poster

[edit] Washer → Poster

[edit] Diamond → Poster

[edit] Flower → Poster

[edit] Any other item → Poster

[edit] Shaft

[edit] Emergency Brake

[edit] Any item → Emergency Brake

[edit] Hatch

[edit] Brolly → Hatch

[edit] Handle

[edit] Brolly → Handle

[edit] Back Inside

[edit] Any item → Back Inside

[edit] Lobby

[edit] Elevator Doors

[edit] Any item → Elevator Doors

[edit] Shaft (Lobby)

[edit] Toolbox

[edit] Any item → Toolbox

[edit] Keycard

[edit] Brolly → Keycard

[edit] Any other item → Keycard

[edit] Floor 7 1/2?

[edit] Certain Death

[edit] Any item → Certain Death

[edit] Loafers

[edit] Washer → Loafers

[edit] Quarter → Loafers

[edit] Flower → Loafers

[edit] Any other item → Loafers

[edit] Sneakers

[edit] Any item → Sneakers

[edit] Hat

[edit] Shaft (Floor 7 1/2)

[edit] Guy's Head

[edit] Any item → Guy's Head

[edit] Lady with Hat

[edit] Flower → Lady with Hat

[edit] Any other item → Lady with Hat

[edit] Vending

[edit] Coffee Machine

[edit] Washer → Coffee Machine

[edit] Quarter → Coffee Machine

[edit] Any other item → Coffee Machine

[edit] Cup

[edit] Puddle

[edit] Cup → Puddle

[edit] Any other item → Puddle

[edit] Bib → Puddle

[edit] Ice Machine

[edit] Cup → Ice Machine