Secret Pages

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A secret page is a page from the Homestar Runner website that is either not linked to from anywhere or has been removed from the site altogether.

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Toons

These are Toons or toon-like animations that are not advertised from the site. Some of them are incomplete.

Screenshot	Name	Description	External Links
Toons removed from the website
	Marshmallow's Last Stand	Strong Bad and Strong Mad steal the star from Homestar Runner's shirt in order to force Homestar and Pom Pom to participate in a tag team wrestling match. This cartoon, which is the first ever full-length Homestar Runner toon made, now has been removed from the site for unknown reasons.	Watch the toon (mirror) View the Flash file (mirror)
	A Jumping Jack Contest	Strong Bad, Strong Sad, Homestar Runner, Pom Pom, and Bubs enter a jumping jack contest. The person who continually jumps jacks for the longest wins. Strong Bad cheats, of course. Based loosely on the Homestar Runner book, it has since been taken off the site for unknown reasons. Strong Libs are available for play during the loading time.	Watch the toon (mirror) View the Flash file (mirror)
	If I Ran the Camera	A poem written by Karen Wagner as a father's day present to Don Chapman (Grandpa). It was on the site for a short period of time but soon taken down once The Brothers Chaps realized that fans had found it. It features a little girl named Astrid Renee and Grandpa Chapman.	Watch the toon (mirror) View the Flash file (mirror)
	Super Brave!!	A Homestar Runner website update for Feburary 21, 2003. It featured a class full of kids who had each drawn a picture of Homestar Runner. You could move the mouse over the kids and see Homestar-esque drawings of each of them that were eventually used for characters appearing during the karaoke songs on strongbad_email.exe DVD #3. On Feburary 24, the update was renamed to "these kids rule".	View the Flash file (mirror) View the Flash file (mirror) On Main Page (mirror) On Main Page (mirror)
	Limozeen Thanksgiving E-Cards	Limozeen Thanksgiving E-Cards were made available for Thanksgiving 2003. Three messages from the members of Limozeen are provided. The recipient of the E-Card would be sent an email with the URL of the card that was prepared for them. Although the feature itself has been removed from the site, going to the URL will show the loading screen. The font used for "Loading..." is modeled after the Iron Maiden logo.	View the Flash file (loading screen only) Watch the toon (mirror) View the Flash file (mirror)
	Where the Crap Are We?	This toon wasn't ever on the site. It's an animation with Homestar and Strong Bad found in an Easter egg at Macromedia Central. It was also available in a hidden 'toon on the Everything Else, Volume 1 DVD.	Watch the toon (mirror) View the Flash file (mirror)
Secret toons still on the website
	Happy T!	A sign which says "Happy T!" The letters, when clicked on, have voiceovers of the main characters saying things relating to the title. It features an Easter egg with Homsar, accessed by clicking on a small spot on the lower right hand corner of the screen.	View the Flash file
	Not the 100th Email!!!	This toon was purposefully never linked to at any time. This secret page was designed to be discovered by people trying to find the 100th Strong Bad Email before it was released. This occurs by typing www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail100.html instead of www.homestarrunner.com/sbemailahundred.html	Watch the toon View the Flash file
	Missing Lappy	This toon was released between cliffhangers and retirement as part of the Lappy-napping saga, but it was never listed on the Toons menu. It was only available through the "What's New" bubble.	Watch the toon View the Flash file
Unfinished toons
	Sing Along	A weird, unfinished sing-along with Homestar Runner and Strong Bad.	View the Flash file
	Needlepoint	A seemingly unfinished small cartoon of Homestar and Strong Bad on a sewn picture, possibly a reference to the one scene in property of ones. Its picture features Strong Bad standing in The Field. Homestar Runner walks up in the right, stops next to Strong Bad and opens his mouth, possibly saying "'sup." The text "Get Rid of a Few Things!" appears below. A similar scene briefly appears in From the Vault.	Watch the toon View the Flash file
Alternate versions of toons
	Marzipan's Answering Machine	This is just Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0, possibly before more versions were planned. It has a few minor differences from the current version. The font is a little different for both the number and the back link, it doesn't have the archive menu, and the Back button links to the Games Menu.	Watch the toon View the Flash file
	The King of Town DVD Secret Commentary	This is a secret version of Strong Bad's Commentary for the The King of Town DVD without any visuals. It is identical to the normal version except for the end, where it explains why Strong Bad did the commentary.	View the Flash file
	Secret Yello Dello Deleted Scene	This is the scene from the In Search of the Yello Dello DVD where Strong Bad is talking with Marzipan, but it has a strange commentary at the beginning.	Watch the toon View the Flash file
	Old "your friends"	This is an alternate version of the email your friends. Differences: Strong Bad's mouth isn't visible in the reflection when he sings the email intro. The announcer on the TV Strong Mad is watching doesn't say "Some type of TV show." The background music stops at Strong Sad's scene. Some extra buzz saw blades and a bottle of hot sauce behind Strong Bad are gone in Marzipan's scene. The Cheat doesn't yell at Strong Bad, and Pom Pom does one less turn. Strong Bad isn't holding a bottle of hot sauce in Homsar's scene. At the end, Strong Bad says the word "fans" a little differently.	View the Flash file
	Fan Costumes	A collection of fan-submitted Halloween pictures, which is the original version of Fan Costume Commentary. For some reason, the link is embedded in the source of the Homsar Main Page. The page title is "Check out my new cosplay!", which is Stinkoman's line in 3 Times Halloween Funjob.	Watch the toon View the Flash file
	Metro.pop Interview	An unfinished version of the overlooked short The Interview.	Watch the toon View the Flash file
	retirement A	The conclusion of the Lappy-napping saga was originally released in two parts that were released within two consecutive days. Part A goes from the sweepstakes commercial to the shot of the Compy after Strong Bad says, "One down, one to go!" When this was merged with part B the following week, the Lappy's comma key, The Paper reading "To Be Concluded Tomorrow!" and the Lappy-style "back" button appearing on the Compy were removed, and static was added to the Tandy. The two parts were merged with a fade-to-black after part A and then a fade back in at the beginning of part B.	Watch the toon (mirror) Watch the Flash file (mirror)
	retirement B	Part B started with Strong Bad typing on the Compy to the ghosts flying away at the end. When it was merged with part A, the Compy-style loading screen and the commas on the Lappy's screen were removed, and a turining gear inside the Compy, a scene with Strong Sad, and some more Easter Eggs were added.	Watch the toon (mirror) Watch the Flash file (mirror)

Games

Screenshot	Name	Description	External Links
Old games removed from the games menu.
	Lite Brite	An older version of the Astro-Lite 2600. It used to be accessible from the Museum, but it was updated when moved to the Handheld Games Menu	View the Flash file
	Taryn Game	A Powered-by-The-Cheat-style kicking game where you kick a picture repeatedly. It takes 47 kicks to break. The picture is of a girl, Taryn, from Strong Bad's Message Bored, who finally posted a picture of herself after many people begged her to.	View the Flash file
	Kick The Cheat	Created to promote the Kick The Cheat doll, this game uses Flash LSOs to keep track of how many times the player can kick The Cheat into the brick wall.	Play the game View the Flash file

Old Navigation

Various old menus for Toons, Games and the like that are no longer actively used on the site.

Screenshot	Name	Description	External Links
Old Toons Menus
	Oldest Toons Menu	Presumably an old toons menu. The toons.swf file is embedded in this page. However, the swf file is no longer on the site. This text is contained in the page source: "Kick the Can an ancient homestar cartoon found in the ruins of Pompei the isle of Pom a sweet little story about the big, round, yellow one. Pom-Pom i think is his name. The King of Town The King of Town has lost his crown. No, wait. I mean his sheep. Marshmallow's Last Stand What more is there to life than marshmallows and tag-team wrestling?" This menu was most likely the earliest one on the site, but this isn't certain. Because it has very few toons, and even has the Isle of Pom according to the source, it probably came before the lava lamp toons menu.	View the menu
	Lava Lamp Toons Menu	An old toons menu with a lava lamp as a back button. The remote was used in the museum, but with only 1 button.	View the Flash file
	Telebision Toons Menu	An old Toons menu, see its page for details. An earlier version exists without sound, a back button, descriptions and A Jumping Jack Contest. It can be noted that on the old version, both option 6 and option 1 are "The Reddest Radish"	View the menu View the Flash file View the Flash file of the earlier version
	Chinese Food Toons Menu	An old Toons menu, possibly related to the fortune cookies game.	View the menu View the Flash file
	Old Remote TV Time Toons Menu	The TV Time Toons Menu before the remote was updated to have Puppet Stuff and Powered by The Cheat, which were combined into Shorts at the time. It also had Features instead of individual buttons for Strong Bad Email, Teen Girl Squad and Marzipan's Answering Machine. Instead of a scrollbar, the longer lists had flaps and two separate pages that you could move back and forth on. The newest cartoon was Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon.	View the menu (mirror)
	Alternate TV Time Toons Menu	The same toons menu, but it has a different page name. Instead of "toons.html", it's "tvguide.html". This was the name of the toons menu back before the remote was upgraded. If you click "back" at the end of Meet Marshie, you will be taken here.	View the menu View the Flash File
Old Games Menus
	Third Games Menu	One of the old game menus, this one features a board game theme. Note the links to Strong Bad Email and Marzipan's Answering Machine.	View the Flash file
	Old games page	An old games page. This text is contained in the page source: Homestar Talker d a n c i b u s Fortune Cookies marzipan's answering machine hairstyle runner Strong Libs. Also, stronglibs.html seems to be misspelled as stonglibs.html in another part of the source. It was most likely the Third Games Menu listed above.	View the menu
	Original Handheld Games Menu	The original version of the Handheld Games Menu, it was upgraded when the Scrolling Shooter Games Menu was released.	View the menu (mirror) View the Flash file (mirror)
Old Strong Bad Email Menus
	Broken Tandy Menu	An old Strong Bad Email menu that only goes up to gimmicks. It was used as a replacement for the Tandy 400 when it exploded.	View the menu (mirror) View the Flash file
	Strong Bad Email Vacation Menu	An old Strong Bad Email menu that was presumably used during the email vacation. Click on the post-it note to hear it say "Hey!" then "Dorks!" then "Get offa me!" and finally "You stink!"	View the Flash file
	Decemberween Email Menu	This was the "no new email notice" used during the holidays in 2002.	Visit the menu View the Flash file
	Old Strong Bad Email Selection	The email selection before the email virus.	View Flash file
	Broken Compy Menu	The email selection page that appeared between virus and animal. The version still on the site lacks the bonus toon it featured when in use.	View the official Flash file View the page with toon included (mirror) View the Flash file with toon included (mirror)
Old Main Pages
	Old Main Page 6	This is an unfinished main page from 2000. The "new cartoon!" link goes to A Jorb Well Done, the "another homepage" goes to Main Page 10, the "more messages" link goes to Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0, and the "new toons menu" link goes to the current toons menu. Also, the buttons on the left don't work correctly. Also note that email is above downloads, instead of below store. The only button with a special effect is "Email", which is the same as the normal main page 6 (except that Strong Bad's mouth doesn't open in surprise). Also, Homestar's mouth will move when the downloads or store buttons are moused over, but he won't say anything. Only downloads actually works. The other buttons won't do anything.	View the Flash file
	Luau Menu	An updated version of the secret Luau main menu.	View the Flash file
Old Character Pages
	Character Cards	This is a small Flash file which contains an old-style picture of each main character on the H*R Website, except for The Poopsmith and Homsar, who weren't main characters at the time. It also shows two characters, Homeschool Winner and The Unguraits, who were later rejected.	View the Flash file (mirror)
	Yearbook Character Page	An old characters page, created circa The Luau. Homsar is not included in the lineup because he was not considered a main character back then.	View the menu View the Flash file
Old Store Menu
	Flash Store	A Flash-based store that was replaced by the current Store around 2005. It includes links to the Kick the Cheat game and Strong Bad Email DVD Promo, which do not appear to be linked to anymore either.	View the Flash file
Old Intros
	Intro 2	Actually the third Intro made between the first, second, and fourth intros	Watch "Intro 2" View the Flash file
	Ween Intro	The intro that is displayed on Halloween. It always takes links to Main Page 7 "Dead as a Doornail".	View the Flash file for "Ween Intro"
	Flag Intro	An intro featuring Homestar and an American flag, possibly intended for use on Independence Day. When the toon completes, Main Page 12 is displayed.	View the Flash file for "Flag Intro"
Old Loading Screens
	Old MLS Loading Screen	An old loading screen featuring an old-style Homestar Runner tapping his foot. The animation is taken from the toon Marshmallow's Last Stand and a few other old toons from that time period. Also seen in the parodying email lady...ing.	View the Flash file
	Old H*R Loading Screen	An old loading screen featuring some of Homestar Runner's outline and then the text H*R. A parody of the opening to "Alfred Hitchcock Presents".	View the Flash file

Other Animations

Screenshot	Name	Description	External Links
Other Animations
	Matt Cake	A scary cake. Click on the cherry farthest to the left to see a picture of Dennis Franz overlapping Matt's face.	View the Flash file for Matt Cake
	Tire Cake	A tire with candles. Click on the one fourth from the top (to the right) to see the snake from the Strong Badia flag.	View the Flash file for Tire Cake
	Puppet Background	The background used for puppet toons that doesn't take up the whole screen.	View the Flash file for "Puppet Background"
	SB Sign	A strange Strong Bad sign with Atari Strong Bad waving his hands next to the text "i am awesomer than you"	View the Flash file for SB Sign
	Old No Flash Page	An old error page saying that Flash needs to be downloaded.	No Flash
	Alternate Halloween Costumes	Costumes for The House That Gave Sucky Treats, except that Coach Z is dressed as a Noid, Pom Pom is the Skipper from Gilligan's Island, and Marzipan is Velma Dinkley. Also, The Cheat is wearing a different shirt than in the final version, and The King of Town is missing his moustache. The only movement is a light on The Poopsmith's costume.	View the Flash file for Alternate Halloween Costumes
	Alternate Halloween Costumes 2	Similar to the above, but this time Coach Z and Pom Pom are wearing their final costumes. Marzipan is still dressed as Velma however, and The Cheat and The King of Town still have the same mistakes as before. Also, the background is red, and Coach Z has moved from behind Strong Sad to in front of him.	View the Flash file for Alternate Halloween Costumes 2
	Homestar's Yearbook	It just says "Homestar's yearbook". Scroll over Homestar to hear him say "Sign my yearbook! ... but don't use any swears, because my mom reads it."	View the Flash file for Homestar's Yearbook

Downloads

Screenshot	Name	Description	External Links
Downloads
	Stencils	Printable stencils to use on pumpkins. Replaced by Punkin Stencils.	View the Flash file
	Punkin Stencils	These are the later version of the pumpkin stencils above. They are shown on the main pages each year as one of the updates. There is no other link to them from the site.	View the Punkin Stencils View the Flash file View 2004's Stencils (mirror) View 2005's Stencils
	Wallpaper o' the Week	Possibly an old feature, meant for the weekly updates section. The link is embedded in the source of the Homestar Talker.	View the page
	SB Theme	A desktop theme for Strong Bad.	Download the SB Theme
	Wireless Bizness	A page that appears to be intended for mobile phones supporting WAP. Has some Strong Bad Emails, but no longer works.	View Wireless Bizness
File:Hstheme.jpg	Homestar Runner Desktop Theme	A Homestar Runner desktop theme for Windows 98.	View the download page for Homestar Runner Desktop Theme Download the Homestar Runner Desktop Theme
	Windows 98 H*R Theme	A Homestar Runner desktop theme for Windows 98. This one is broken, and only downloads the theme song.	View the Flash file for Windows 98 H*R Theme Download the Windows 98 H*R Theme
	Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver	These screensavers can also be obtained by downloading the themes.	Download the Screen Saver
	Strong Mad Stickers	Print out Strong Mad Stickers! The design is based on the André the Giant Has a Posse sticker design.	Strong Mad Stickers Download the ZIP File
	Downloads Menu	Simply a different name for the downloads menu, but the screen is smaller.	Downloads Menu
	Wallpapers	The wallpaper download page.	Wallpapers
	MORE TO COME!	The page with the AIM buddy icons on it.	MORE TO COME!

Music

Audio files that aren't used on the site.

Images

Images (some in Flash, some not) that are not linked to on the site.

Screenshot	Name	Description	External Links
	Calibos	An image of Calibos. Probable reference material for Strong Sad in different town.	Calibos
	Dennis	An animated GIF of various actors named Dennis. The cycle of Dennises is Hopper, Leary, Quaid, and Franz.	Dennis
	Dennis Franz	An animated GIF with various images of Dennis Franz.	Dennis Franz
	Joker	A photo of Cesar Romero as the Joker. Probable reference material for Strong Bad in Halloween Fairstival.	Joker
	Happily Deranged	Cover of the promotional cassette "Happily Deranged", containing 3 songs from the mid '90s Nickelodeon show "The Adventures of Pete & Pete."	Happily Derranged
	Coolbot	Appears to be a line drawing of the Visor Robot. Used on "The_Coolest_Stuff_Ever.COM" banner.	Coolbot
	Cooltitle	A banner reading "THE COOLEST STUFF EVER". Used on "The_Coolest_Stuff_Ever.COM" banner.	Cooltitle
	Email Updates	Before The Brothers Chaps started updating weekly, this was how fans knew when to check homestarrunner.com. Yet again, the link is embedded in the source of the Homestar Talker.	View the page
	Seriously	Homestar Runner parody of the Macintosh Apple logo. Also used as a wallpaper in the wallpapers section of the site, linked to farther down on this page.	View Seriously
	Shirts	Two unreleased shirts; A Waffle House parody shirt and a Jamaican Homestar shirt.	View the shirts
	Coolest Stuff Ever Banner	A banner which says "THE COOLEST STUFF EVER". Note the title says The_Coolest_Stuff_Ever.COM. The website does not exist though, although a website called The-Coolest-Stuff-Ever.com does exist.	View Coolest Stuff Ever
	Pom Pom Glossy	A black and white picture of Pom Pom.	View Pom Pom Glossy
	Strong Bad Glossy	A black and white picture of Strong Bad that appears autographed by his "main man" in 2 years. It later appeared with Strong Bad's autograph to Homestar Runner in Strongest Man in the World.	View Strong Bad Glossy
	Marzipan Shirts	Marzipan shirts that were never used. One features Marzipan on a pink flower silhouette on a white shirt and the other has inverted colors. Both have the text *MARZIPAN* written below her in purple text. In front of both shirts is the text click to change, clicking it changes the shirt to a version with smaller text, then no text, and then back to normal. Below the shirts is the text: Which do you like best? I think we should get babydolls, mediums, and spaghetti-strap tanktops. and possibly a couple larges or x-larges for fruity guys.	View Marzipan Shirts
	Banners and Link Graphics	No longer on site, simply some pictures that can be used on a website to link to H*R.	Banners and Link Graphics page (mirror).
	Halloween Fanstuff	35 pictures of people dressed up as Homestar Runner characters for Halloween.	Ween Stuff
	Halloween Fanstuff	Another 5 pictures that link back to the above 35.	Ween Stuff
File:puppet1.jpeg	Everybody Knows It Production Photos	Three behind-the-scene images of the first Puppet Stuff video. They used to be an Easter Egg in the fullscreen version.	View first image View second image View third image

See also

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