Strong Bad Email Intros
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- This article is about the list of all Strong Bad Email intros. For other uses, see Email Intros (disambiguation).
It has become a tradition for Strong Bad to make some kind of statement or sing a crazy song, usually about checking an email, before he reads one. This page lists all of them.
The Intros
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| 161 || 4 branches
| style="text-align: left;" | Start your day, the sbemail way! And never get out of bed!
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| 162a || the chair
| style="text-align: left;" | A-just scrape some email off the top, and I'll help you out toniiiight!
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| 162b || the chair
| style="text-align: left;" | Hey, hey, hey. It's email.
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| 163 || what i want
| style="text-align: left;" | Ding-ding-dong, ding-ding-dong, ding-ding-dear Strong Bad.
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| 164 || looking old
| style="text-align: left;" |{slowly} Boom, tick. Tick-a-tick-a-tick, email. Boom, tick. Tick-a-tick-a-tick, What? Dijjery—
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| 165 || strong badathlon
| style="text-align: left;" | I'm doin' a party, I'm makin' it happen, on Strong Bad Email.
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| 166 || unnatural
| style="text-align: left;" | I am Strong Bad, and I am not making an "I approve this email" joke.
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| 167 || the movies
| style="text-align: left;" | Coach Z is not that cool; here comes an email.
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| 168 || your funeral
| style="text-align: left;" | Strong Bad, how you gonna check that email with my boxing gloves, with my boxing gloves?
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| 169 || from work
| style="text-align: left;" | Oh, tiptoe your fingers 'cross the keyboard for the quietest email you can check.
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| 170 || rough copy
| style="text-align: left;" | Sweetheart, get dressed and brush your teeth, it's time for email.
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| 171 || underlings
| style="text-align: left;" | My email song! Where would I be without my email song?
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| 172 || more armies
| style="text-align: left;" | Bring to me a suitable email, that I may check it down.
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| 173 || the paper
| style="text-align: left;" | Check the deck, y'all! Press eject, y'all! Well, it's another email and I'm about to reject y'all!
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| 174 || mini-golf
| style="text-align: left;" | Email, I'm so in love with you it's kinda inappropriate!
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| 175 || concert
| style="text-align: left;" | I'm running through a field of emails! Paranoia! Paranoia!
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| 176 || hygiene
| style="text-align: left;" | Step 1! You check an email down, Step 2! You tell some kid he's a dork!
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| 177 || original
| style="text-align: left;" | Gropin' around in the dark, tryin' ta find an email! Da-da-da-blue-got-a-now!
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| 178 || bike thief
| style="text-align: left;" | Letters. And words. Emails get absurd, I just gotta jump back!
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| 179 || pizza joint
| style="text-align: left;" | Let a lil' email into your heart, and it'll clog your arteries!
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| 180 || slumber party
| style="text-align: left;" | Gary. I hope this email's from Gary.
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| 181 || web comics
| style="text-align: left;" | Strong Bad Email goes down smooth and clean, like gasoline.
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| 182 || business trip
| style="text-align: left;" | When I was sixteen, I sold all my emails and hit the road.
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| 183 || yes, wrestling
| style="text-align: left;" | Emailin' from the left to the right, emailin' on a Tuuueeesday night.
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| 184 || diorama
| style="text-align: left;" | I baked you this special email! It has... raisins.
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| 185 || nightlife
| style="text-align: left;" | Another week, another email scandal! Strong Bad gonna fly off the handle!
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| 186 || environment
| style="text-align: left;" | I'm chicky-checkin' emails in 2008! Stricky-stricky-Strong Bad fit to regulate!
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| 187 || winter pool
| style="text-align: left;" | Ooh, emails make me tremble, so I'll keep my body nimble.
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| 188 || fan club
| style="text-align: left;" | Green green grass... A pleasant ghost... Strong Bad Email, make us some toast!
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| 189 || pet show
| style="text-align: left;" | Continue to roast your Strong Bad Email until it reaches an internal temperature of 189.
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| 190 || licensed
| style="text-align: left;" | Save the gross stuff up at the back of your throat, and hock it at an unsuspecting email.
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| 191 || buried
| style="text-align: left;" | Oh, who's checkin' emails with his pants? Who's checkin' emails with his pants?
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| 192 || shapeshifter
| style="text-align: left;" | Back again. Checking email from my friends. I mean, the stupid people that write me.
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| 193 || rated
| style="text-align: left;" | My email is a cell phone. No it's not! My email is a CAR-phone! That's right.
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| 193½ || SBCG4AP Advertisement
| style="text-align: left;" | Checkin' emails for money... is not funny.
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| 194 || specially marked
| style="text-align: left;" | If everybody in the world checked their email, the Internet would probably break.
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| 195 || love poems
| style="text-align: left;" | Girl, where's my money that you owe me from all those emails that you wrote me?
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| 196 || hiding
| style="text-align: left;" | Junk it, and check it, send me an email and I'll wreck it!
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| 197 || your edge
| style="text-align: left;" | Another freakin' email, another freakin' email song.
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| 198 || magic trick
| style="text-align: left;" | I'm gonna check my {grunt}, and then I'll check my {grunt} and then we'll turn it out.
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| 199 || being mean
| style="text-align: left;" | I had to pay the doctor just to have this email removed. A-so smooth.
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| 200 || email thunder
| style="text-align: left;" | THE POOPSMITH: {singing} Two hundred sbemails, exhausting just to think about.
How can we face two hundred sbemails?
The thought of all those sbemails makes me weak!
STRONG BAD: Puke!
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| 200½ || April Fool 09
| style="text-align: left;" | Having it out with an email, in the middle of the street in front of some tourists, please don't call the cops.
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| 201 || hremail 3184
| style="text-align: left;" | Oh, man, I haven't checked my email in so long, I bet there's gonna be a half-zillion messages waiting for me!
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| 202 || imaginary
| style="text-align: left;" | Checking emails at home from your work computer, it's kinda like playing first person shooters with your girlfriend. It kinda ruins them booooth.
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| 203 || independent
| style="text-align: left;" | To check my email, all gotta do is click. All that old typin' made my boxing gloves sick.
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| 204 || dictionary
| style="text-align: left;" | Oh, people can you feel me? To email me? Also, please don't try to really feel me.
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| 205 || videography
| style="text-align: left;" | Checkin' emails with boxing gloves: the sweet computer science.
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| 206 || sbemail 206
| style="text-align: left;" | Emails are like Hot Pockets; they're full of garbage and cheese!
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| 207 || too cool
| style="text-align: left;" | Let's not make a big deal out of this! It's just a little Strong Bad Email! Ring!
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| 208 || the next april fools thing
| style="text-align: left;" | If I can't check my email, then how I'm supposed to live my life?
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Introductions for DVD Emails
| Number | Intro | |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Greeting Cards | Gather 'round, everybody! It's email time! |
| 2 | E-mail Birds | Okay, let's see if we can kill a few email birds here with one big email bird-killing stone. |
| 3 | Videro Games | There comes a time, when we read a certain email. |
| 4 | Family Resemblence | Checkin' emails for a livin', a livin'. I'm checkin' emails for life. |
| 5 | Accent | Robot jokes, robot jokes, there are no robot jokes in this email. |
| 6 | Comic Book Movie | We love emails and girls love us! Now let me check my email 'cause it's gatherin' dust! |
Introductions for SBCG4AP
With the exception of the first introduction, these introductions are not associated with checking a specific mail; rather, one of them plays at random each time Strong Bad sits down in front of the Lappy.
Homestar Ruiner
- I'm gonna check my email, my email, my email. I'm gonna check my what? {only when checking the first email}
- I'll kick you in the head, with my email boot.
- I'm checking emails from Awesome to Zawesome!
- I'm just over here checkin' my email and your breath smells real bad.
- Don't brag and boast, just put a little email all on your toast.
- Gimme the emails Lappy—shamalama dingalama domolama damow.
- When Strong Bad checks his email, a cute fish dies.
Strong Badia the Free
- I don't know what I've been told, email's best when it don't scroll. {only when checking the first email}
Baddest of the Bands
- In a world of stupid e-mails... one man stands ready with his delete key...
- When I say "e" you say "mail"! "E"! "Mail"! "E"! "Mail!"
- E-mail. Ch-ch-choo-wih-choo-wih e-mail.
- {Starting soft, getting louder} E-mails, e-mails, e-mails, E-MAILS!
- 3... 2... 1... ignition. Gentlemen, we have e-mails.
Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective
- I guess I have a minute to spare and check one of these so-called... e-mails. Chi-ka wha!
- Lemme just check the Dangeresque Database to see if any new important missions have come in.
- I know I'm right in the middle of cracking a hard-boiled case, but I think I have time for an e-mail or two.
- I guess if I'm ever gonna learn to use this thing, I better start checking my e-mail.
- Even though I fight the law, but I also fight the crime, I still can't fight the urge to check a few e-mails.
8-Bit is Enough
- Stage One complete. Stage Two: e-mails.
- A lone space marine against an unstoppable army of zombie elves on the beaches of Normandy. His only weapon: e-mail.
- Strong Bad was a single guy who'd given up on love. But then he met... e-mails.
- E-MAIL BOSS FIGHT!
Exclusive to Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack
- What do you get when you email Strong Bad? You get a life of pain. (2 emails outtake)
- What do you get when you email Strong Bad? You get a kick in the butt. (2 emails outtake)
- This is my new dance. Dedledeh, this is my new dance. Dedledeh, it's the email dance.
- {with instrumental backing} Checkin' emails in 2008! Strong Bad's 'bout to fit to regulate! (environment outtake)
- Ooh, it's been so long since I sang an email music... thing...
- And I can check my wha? And you can check your wha. If I can check your wha, then you can {rhythmic mumbles}
- Nothin' like na-na-na's to get you through an email song. (possible secret recipes outtake)
