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Strong Bad E-mail #133

Strong Bad tells us his "bottom 10."

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Marshie, The Cheat, Homestar Runner

Places:

Computer: Lappy 486

Transcript

STRONG BAD: {singing} this e-mail is making fun of you.

subject: Bottom 10

To Weak Bad
What is your bottom 10?

From someone stronger than you

Oh, this guy made tons of typos. He forgot this, he forgot this, {changes "Weak Bad" to "Strong Bad the good dancer"}, they got this wrong. {changes "Someone stronger than you" to "Someone who is a girl"}

Oh, Simone! You seem like a really nice girl, so I'll answer your question relatively free of charge. "Strong Bad's Bottom 10" is as follows:

{cut to Strong Badia. The "Strong Bad's Bottom 10" Logo flys in from the top of the screen.}

STRONG BAD: Number 10 is easy. Dry T-Shirt Contests. {a Dry T-Shirt contest flyer flys in from the top.} You'll never find a more degrading contest or a larger waste of not water. {the flyer flies away} Creeping in at Numbah 9 is that horrible painting in Strong Mad's Cloest that's been in there since we were little. {dramatic music starts playing, and we cut to the door of Strong Mad's cloest. Strong Bad is there, opening it.}

HORRIBLE PAINTING: Come on in here.

{Strong Bad screams and closes the door. He begins prancing around, speaking gibberish. Cut back to Strong Badia.}

STRONG BAD: Incidentally, the jibblies currently occupy Slot #11 in the bottom 10. Numbah 8 is the one you should always pay attention to: E-mails with more than one "Fwd:" or "Re:" in the Subject line.

{Cut to the computer room. Strong Bad is preparing to answer an e-mail.}

STRONG BAD: Back away y'all, so I can answer e-mail.

{Strong Bad presses enter, and the e-mail appears. However, the subject line fills up most of the screen and scrolls down for a good 15 seconds.}

STRONG BAD: Ugh. Let me guess. You saw it on the news! Hey, it was crazy, but it was worth a shot!

{This transcript is currently being worked on. Please do not edit this page, as to avoid conflict errors.}

Easter Eggs

• If you wait for a while at the end Strong Bad will say

STRONG BAD: No. There's no easter eggs. I'm not up to it. Go away.

Fun Facts

Inside References

• The easter egg is a reference to all those e-mails with easter eggs that occur after waiting for a few seconds.
• The Marshie commercial pausing at the end is a reference to the character videos.
• Homestar's butt dance is from this character video.

Real World References

• Chocozuma's revenge is a reference to the "Montezooma's Revenge" ride at Knotts Berry Farm, and is written in similar font.
  • Montezooma's Revenge is also another term for diarrhea.
• Limozeen's bizarre song "Feed the Childrens" is mocking Led Zeppelin's "The Ocean," when Robert Plant uses a very similar singing style at around 2:00 into the song.

Glitches

• When you click on the Lappy's screen, no circles come up.

External Links

• watch "bottom 10"
• view the Flash file for "bottom 10"
• forum thread re: "bottom 10"