User:Free

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Revision as of 00:17, 21 June 2009

Ha! They said I couldn't fit it in here. They were WRONG. HAHAHA!

My Ridiculously Long Userboxes:

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

LEFT This user is left handed

200X This user discovered the H*R website in 2008.

200X This user discovered the H*R Wiki in 2008.

This user is an American.

This user lives in Free Country, USA.

This user's favorite email is sibbie.

This user's favorite character is Homsar.

This user's favorite character is Da Huuuuuudge.

Этот пользователь нашел яйцо.

This user's favorite character is The Knight.

This user's favorite Chapman is Mike.

This user loves Sweet Cuppin' Cakes.

This user loves Cheat Commandos.

This user loves Puppet Stuff.

This user's favorite toon is Strong Bad Is In Jail Cartoon.

This user's favorite toon is Commandos In the Classroom.

The first toon this user ever saw was Coach Z's 110%.

This user was raised by a cup of coffee.

The Drive-Thru Whale's words of wisdom: "Sever your head, please. It's the greatest day!"

Homsar's words of wisdom: "Think I won the powerball."

Senor Cardgage's words of wisdom: "I'm sorry, Bridget, but can I steep some identificaption?"

This user is being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster.

This user can help you get a leg up on the pile.

This user enjoys watching The Strong Sad Gets Decked Repeatedly Stunt Spooktacular!

This user can play the guitar.

This user is a member of the Homestarmy.

This user is on the mooooooon!

This user is gonna have a good time tonight.

This user also thinks Firebert is not a good Commando name.

Looks like this user's gonna have to jump!

If you want it to be possessive, it's just I-T-S, but if it's suppposed to be a contraction then it's I-T-apostrophe-S. Scalawag.

If this user had thumbs, he'd/she'd be sticking them up his/her armpits right now.

This user just wrote, directed, produced, and distributed a movie with his/her cell phone!

This user likes cloth.

This user mourns the loss of the old paper

This user was affected by the Dry Pencil Scare of '47.

This user can count to G!

There was this one time where this user had to hug a tree...

This user misses Original Bubs.

This user doesn't really even care about you.

This user has the heart of a lion and the wings of a bat.

Obvious exits from this user page are North, South, and Dennis.

This user has a good time with bread.

WP This user is also on Wikipedia.

This user needs you to get out of here, Wretched Simmons!

This user's an abomination and is coming to your house after school!

This user is a member of the Homsar Reservation Tomato Salad on the Loose party.

This user's life is a joke.

This user wears a bowler hat.

This user has put his/her weight on it! .

This user is an expanded universe character.

TOO MANY This user has too many freakin' userboxes.

This is Theycallmefree's userpage, version X.0. I am a new user.

Me and Homestar Runner

Well, in late 2008, my brother told me about this website called "homestarrunner.com." He wanted to check it out, and he showed me the main pages. The first main page I saw was Main Page 7. I wasn't horribly disgusted or anything, but I figured the whole site would be gross and bloody and stuff, so I didn't visit the site again until about a week or two later, because I was bored. I spent a long time just looking at all the main pages, and never went in the site. Well, after a while i finally clicked on something on the What's new button, which turned out to be Coach Z's 110%. I was hooked. I first started watching Teen Girl Squad for some reason and then I started watching Character Videos and toons. To this day homestarrunner.com remains my favorite website.

The Wiki

I don't remember how I discovered the wiki (Like many other things...) but I was hooked. I found out about the tab button trick (one of the greatest moments of my life) and all the secret pages and history and stuff about homestarrunner. I finally decided to join the wiki, this is the first wiki I've joined, so I'm not sure how this will turn out. I'm not a rocket scientist. And the glass IS half-empty.

Pages I've Created

2 Part Episode: Part 2: Okay, so I created it and added the charracters and added a couple inside references and added the places and...uh the little thing at the top that shows the previous and latest toons.

Theycallmefree's Favorites

For those of you who don't want to read my userboxes:

Big Toon: Strong Bad Is In Jail Cartoon (Twas hard, though.)

Short: Commandos in the Classroom

Character: The Almighty Homsar

Email: sibbie (Beats out bottom 10 and for kids.)

Halloween Toon: Any of the Fan Costumes

I Believe That If Strong Bad Poured Paint On Homestar Runner Then You Would See That He Has Arms, They're Just Invisible. Also, he DOES have three arms.

I do.

Non H*R interests

I used to be a real big NASCAR fan, and I'm still a fan, just not much anymore. I also like most sports (EXCEPT BAiSEBALL) and my favorite college team is WVU. Musical interests: I'm mostly a fan of rock. Alternative rock, sometimes. Artists: Counting Crows, Train (yes, it's how I got my username), Switchfoot (Buy Hello Hurricane in September), Reckless Kelly (Country), and, uh..., Dave Matthews Band, kinda. And also, the newest added band to this: NEEDTOBREATHE! They don't get enough respect.

Periods.

When I first came here, just about all I did was add periods. I pretty much flooded recent changes, but now just about all the articles have periods. I just did the random page, and looked around the page. I usually just put "period" in my edit summaries, but I changed it every once in a while. Once I wrote a very long one, and I got first talk page comment (Jay), which was less pleasant than I hoped for my first post. Oh well, I deserved it. Here's what I wrote: "periodperiodperiodperiodperiodperiodperiodperiodperiodperiodperiodperiodperiodperiodperiodperiodperiodperiodperiod- periodperiodperiodperiodperiodperiodperiodperiodperiodperiod" Pretty darn long, eh? It added the scrollbar at the bottom.

Quotes of the Week

NO, I'M NOT DOING THIS. Gimme 42 good reasons.

Favorite Character Quotes

Now THAT's more like it!

Homestar Runner

MOVIE: {voiceover} Well, I figured out their plan.

HOMESTAR: Yeah, I figured I'd just cut up some iceberg lettuce, throw some tomatoes on there, maybe a little catalina. Nothing fancy, nothing fancy.

• Oh, man, have you ever been to a ground-breaking? I mean, what is the point of those things?

• I wonder how you spell tabasco. {stands up} TABASCOooo!

Strong Bad

• When email comes to town you know, you know it's like a rainstorm in your browser.When email comes to town I know, I know it's like a netscape hurricane.

• What? Whoa, I didn't even see Coach Z standing in a whale costume. Yeah, shoot him too!

Bubs

• You stay away from my sister!

• Crabadonk.

HOMESTAR:{leans closer} Power to the people!

{Homestar picks up the cans and walks away.}

BUBS: I heard that!

Coach Z

• JAEARAEOOEOERB!!!!

MARZIPAN: Coach Z, may I ask why you're buying up all the "great for baby" items?

COACH Z: I'd prefer that ya didn't.

The Poopsmith

• ...

The Cheat

• Douglas!

The King of Town

• For reals this time!

Homsar

• Think I won the powerball.

• I'm a million ladies tall.

• Oh no! You shanked my Jenga ship!

• James!

• Kelsey Grammer!

• Legitimate Business!

• This is the thrill of a lifetime.

• Alms for the pudgy. Alms for the pudgy.

• Let's sing a song of Pennzoil!

• I leave my itch machine on pause mostly.

Senor Cardgage

• Where is Tompkins? Where is coleslaw? Here I am...

Pom Pom

• (bubbles)

Swampslash

• {dressed as a battery} Uh... Charge. Positive. Negative. Rabbit. Um... Lick?

Pages That Redirect to Strong Bad

I THiNK I got them all.

1. Strongbad

2. vcr sb

3. sb

4. StrongBad

5. Strong Bad's Blue Diamond (For some reason)

6. Strong Bad Character Video

The News

I'm probably not going to do this anymore.

Theycallmefree Breaks the S key! (5/28/09)

THEYCALLMEFREE'S LAPTOP- The unexpected happened last night on Theycallmefree's laptop. He opened it up and...THE S KEY WAS MISSING!!!! The skin for the key came off, and only the little thing that...you know. Doe not worry, though. Theycallmefree can still use this key, but it is much harder and cannot type regularly. When questioned, he had this to say: "Crap!" Will this tragedy be repaired? Only time can tell! (From staff, wire reports)

The S key is Repaired! (6/4/09)

THEYCALLMEFREE'S LAPTOP-Yay! My brother fixed it! I came home and it was almost as good as average! (From staff, wire reports)

Sig

free 23:46, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

Closing Remarks

In closing, I hope sbemails return, as I became a fan too late. But hremails are looking a little better, too. And I look good in red. You get a gold star for reading this far. Now go away.

RSL 1984.‎

And this?

Why are you so scared of this?

"Don'tcha like me?"

"You can't destroy me!"

If you weren't scared of the first ones...