retirement B
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Strong Bad continues from retirement A, checking an email on the Compy 386.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Marzipan, The King of Town, The Cheat, Strong Mad
Places:
Computer: Compy 386
Date: October 3, 2006
Running Time:
Page Title: Lappy 486
Transcript
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{Strong Bad is in front of the Compy. Despite the hole, he manages to type "strongbad_email.exe".}
STRONG BAD: {singing} There's a big ol' hole inside my email, makin' it hard to cheeeeck...
{He brings up the email. It is formatted around the hole.}
STRONG BAD: Oooh! Automatic hole formatting! {starts reading}
Dear Strong Bad,
I want to see you perform some amazing
feats of
wonder.
Very ser- iously,
Luke S.
{Strong Bad says "Double Dear Strong Bad" in place of the first line, and after reading "wonder", he comments "You mean, more amazing than checking an email on this computer?!" In place of the name, he says "Luke South".}
STRONG BAD: {typing} Well, I am very serious too. Serious about the most incredible, tantalizing, pants-defying, mind-googling sights in the whole world!! {stops typing} Lalalalalalaaaa!
{Cut back to show the whole computer room.}
STRONG BAD: Ladies and Luke, I give you...
'{A cap falls on his head and a cane into his hand. The screen pans away to a carnival tent.}
STRONG BAD: {as a sideshow caller} Strong Bad's Amazing Feats of Wonder! Gawk and squawk as I walk and talk like an old-timey sideshow caller, and add "Lalalalalaa" to the end of everything I say lalalalalalaaa!
{Cut to inside the tent.}
STRONG BAD: First, in our gallery of occular oddities, is a contortionist with a twist!
{He moves away, revealing a curtain painted with "MARZiPAN - SHE-TYPE! KA-RAZY?"}
STRONG BAD: Feast your ??? eyes on Marzipan, the Human Woo-man {rolls the next "R"} Rrrrrotini!
{A logo for "The Human Woo-man Rotini appears, and the curtain lifts, revealing Marzipan with her hair tied up. She curls her neck like a spring. The audience makes amazed sounds.}
STRONG BAD: Behold! An ocean of pesto!
{Green liquid flies in from offscreen and lands on Marzipan.}
MARZIPAN: That's not part of my act!
{Cut to The King of Town, with some of the green liquid dribbling down from his moustache.}
THE KING OF TOWN: I know! It's a part of mine lalalalalalalaaa!
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Easter Eggs
- When Strong Bad says "look South", click on the compy's fan to see a southward traffic sign.
- At the end, before the old computers fly away, click their contrast knobs for the Bad Graphics Ghost and a dancing skeleton.
External Links
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