The Theme from Dangeresque II

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Contents 1 Detailed Information 2 Lyrics 3 Fun Facts 3.1 Trivia 3.2 Fast Forward 4 External Links

[edit] Detailed Information

Album: Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits
Track: 17
Time: 1 minute 30 seconds
Artist(s): Strong Bad, Marzipan
Written by: Matt Chapman, Peter Olson, Nick Niespodziani, Mike Chapman, Matt Sonnicksen, J. Christopher Arrison
Style: Spy theme song
Origin: Full version of the Dangeresque II theme song, first heard in Strong Bad Email #80 stunt double.

[edit] Lyrics

So dangerous, so dangerous!

He fights the law!
But he also fights the crime, but not as much
Dangeresque

With Renaldo at his side,
He'll have Renaldo at his side
Dangeresque (Dangeresque!)

He's got some Chinese stars
And he keeps them under the bed with a length of pipe
Dangeresque (Length of pipe!)

That guy is Dangere-ehhh-sque
The mighty oak has fallen
If movies have taught me anything
He'll get the girl (MARZIPAN: Or maybe not!)

Stick it to the man! Stick it to the man! (Hoo hoo!)
Cool glasses, cool glasses!
Stick it to the man! Stick it to the man! (Hoo hoo!)
Cool, cool glasses!

He works alone
Except for when he works with Renaldo, which is all the time
Dangeresque

He's a private eye, a crooked cop,
A secret agent, and a celebrity pharmacist
Dangeresque

That guy is Dangeresque
Dangeresque
Dangeresque
Dangeresque

Or did I?

[edit] Fun Facts

[edit] Trivia

• A karaoke version of the song is featured on strongbad_email.exe Disc Two. An alternate audio track features Coach Z singing along.
• Unused lyrics shared to Twitter in 2018 included "Is Dangeresque his name? Or is it just what they call him 'cause his shirt says 'Dangeresque'?" and "the long buffet is calling".

[edit] Fast Forward

• A re-arranged instrumental jazz version of the song appears among the background tracks in Poker Night at the Inventory.
• On the Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate Soundtrack, this song is simply referred to as "Dangeresque Theme" without specifying its origin in the second film.

[edit] External Links

• "The Theme from Dangeresque II" on Songwhip

• Listen to the original version of the song in "stunt double"
• Listen to the original version of the song in "stunt double" on the old Flash site
• view the Flash file for the original version of the song in "stunt double"

Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits
1	Trogdor (karaoke)	8	Moving Very Slowly (video)	15	These Peoples Try to Fade Me
2	The System Is Down	9	Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Theme Song	16	The Ladies in My Town All Know My Name
3	Strong Badia National Anthem	10	I Think I Have a Chance With This Guy	17	The Theme from Dangeresque II (karaoke)
4	Oh Yeah Yeah	11	It's Like It Was Meant to Be (video)	18	Somebody Told Me (Now I Believe Them)
5	Because, It's Midnite (karaoke)	12	Nite Mamas (karaoke)	19	The Cheat Is Not Dead
6	Circles	13	Sensitive to Bees	20	Everybody to the Limit (Live) (karaoke)
7	Let's Get Started on Doing All Those Awesome Things I Suggested	14	You've Got an Ugly & Stupid Butt	*	Secret Song (video)

Dangeresque
Movies	Major: Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, too? Major: Dangeresque 2: This Time, It's Not Dangeresque 1 Major: Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective (Mini-Site, THREE in 3D) Minor: Dangeresque: Put 'Em on Ice!, Dangeresque 4÷2=6 Puppet Squad: The Curly Fried Caper, The Hot Jones Hijack
Characters	Strong Bad: Dangeresque Homestar Runner: Dangeresque Too,    Uzi Bazooka, Stingy Relenque Coach Z: Renaldo Marzipan:    Cutesy Buttons, Sultry Buttons Pom Pom: Professor Experimento The King of Town: Perducci Strong Mad (Himself): Killingyouguy	Bubs: Baron Darin Diamonocle The Poopsmith: Kidnapping Victim Senor Cardgage: Dadgeresque Strong Sad (El Dumpo):    Hot Tub, The Informants,    The Monster, The Stunt Double The Cheat: Istanbul, Szechuan Steve,    Craig, Waitre D, Dagger Skew Unknown: The Chief
Music	The Theme from Dangeresque II (karaoke), Today is Alright 4 2Nite, Hub-Bump 2 Tha Front, You're Gonna Have 2 Jump
Games	Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate (Trailer, Launch Trailer, Soundtrack)    Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque (Walkthrough, Responses)    Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom (Walkthrough, Responses)    Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser (Walkthrough, Responses)    Roomisode X: Inspection Certificate on File in Building Office (Walkthrough, Responses)
Other	Brainblow City (Smoky Office, Perducci's) Nunchuck Gun, Ruby Powered Rocket, Dangeresque: Crime Scene Tamperer, DNA Evidence