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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}13 Mar 2008
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| [[Mirror:sb_tharblow.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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The '''Quote of the Week''' is a sound bite from the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work. These are found by clicking on the ''Q'' at the top of the [[Main Pages]], and are generally updated each week on Thursday. Here is a list of all Quotes of the Week collected since this feature started on January 10, 2002, under the name "Quote of the day". Since early 2004, the Quote of the Week was updated with more regularity. For some time before then, the quote of the week was a "[[Main Page Messages|what's new?]]" oval button. The dates of some quotes are estimated on the basis of the file-modified date.
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:''For the July 29–November 11, 2004 quotes, the quote was only available as a .zip file.  As of the November 22 quote, however, the download option appears to only be as a straight MP3, and The Brothers Chaps appear to be deleting each quote of the week as soon as the next one is released.''
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:''Quotes after November 11, 2004 are transcribed on the website. Directly saving and opening the [[HR:qod.swf|Flash file]] produces some odd results; the standard Homestar image will appear along with a default message, as shown on the right.''
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:''On July 27, 2006, a "loading" box was added for while the quote was loading, probably due to the unusual length of that day's quote. The following week, on August 3, 2006, the loading box was removed.''
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__TOC__
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{{clear}}
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== Quotes ==
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{| class="sortable" border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
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|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
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! width="100" | Date !! &nbsp;Download&nbsp; !! [[Quote of the Week Character Heads|Head]] !! Quote !! Source
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|- id="QW-2009-06-25"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}25 Jun 2009
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| [[HR:weeklies/stinkometal.mp3|download]]
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| {{head|Stinkoman|qod 16 - stinkoman.PNG}}
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| Fanmade heavy metal remix of [[Stinkoman 20X6]] Level 1 by [http://www.myspace.com/vikingguitarmetal VikingGuitar]. Be sure and get to the :40 mark! (edited for time/filesize)
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| Quote of the Week exclusive
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|- id="QW-2009-06-04"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}04 Jun 2009
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| [[Mirror:dnd_halflings.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|D n' D Greg|D n' D Greg Character Head.png}}
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| '''[[D n' D Greg]]''': "If I can bargain with the Talenta Halflings, we could all ride in on dinosaur back."
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2009-04-10"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}10 Apr 2009
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| [[Mirror:hs_gadget.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Doodle doodle loot doot doot doot doodoo. Boodle oodle oot doot doo! And so forth." ''{[[Wikipedia:Inspector Gadget|Inspector Gadget theme]] continues}''
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| [[Donut Unto Others]] extended take
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|- id="QW-2009-04-02"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}02 Apr 2009
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| [[Mirror:ss_malaise.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
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| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "The beige malaise can last for days."
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| [[Kick-A-Ball]] extended take
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|- id="QW-2009-03-26"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}26 Mar 2009
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| [[Mirror:hs_strawbry.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod_1_-_homestar.PNG}}
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Don't you remember? That's how you got Darryl Strawbry<!--sic--> on your team back then."
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| [[Kick-A-Ball]] outtake
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 +
|- id="QW-2009-03-12"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}12 Mar 2009
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| [[Mirror:hs_duckie.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod_1_-_homestar.PNG}}
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I know how 'em duckie goes! Wack wack."
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| Unknown
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|- id="QW-2009-03-05"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}05 Mar 2009
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| [[Mirror:ss_xanthan.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
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| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Aw, this is bad even for my diet. I mean, bulgarless bulgar? How much xanthan gum can a fella take?!"
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| Unknown
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|- id="QW-2009-02-26"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}} 26 Feb 2009
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| [[Mirror:marzi_iras.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
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| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "That's so crazy!!! I'VE always wanted to see Ira Glass and Ira Flatow wrestle too!!"
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| [[Date Nite]]
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|- id="QW-2009-02-19"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}19 Feb 2009
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| [[Mirror:patcheer_yearbook.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
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| ''{'''A boy''': "Uh, what does 'YNCBIINAR2TMTSAYHAOBTHACTCM this summer' mean?"}'' '''[[Cheerleader]]''': "You're Not Cute But If I Need A Ride To The Mall This Summer And You Have An Older Brother That Has A Car Then Call Me!!"
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2009-02-12"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}12 Feb 2009
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| [[Mirror:ss_floatbloat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
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| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Boy did I pick the wrong hemisphere for this year's Float N' Bloat."
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| [[Best Caper Ever]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2009-02-05"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}05 Feb 2009
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| [[Mirror:oldsb_ribcage.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Old-Timey Strong Bad|qod_26_-_1936_strong_bad.PNG}}
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| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''': "What manner of uncivilized ribcage is this anyways?"
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| [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]
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|- id="QW-2009-01-29"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}29 Jan 2009
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| [[Mirror:hs_lumper.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod_1_-_homestar.PNG}}
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Roundy here is from back when I was known as the Popcorn Lumpou." ''{Without his usual speech impediment}'' "Lumper." '''[[Matt Chapman]]''': "Lumper."''
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| [[Hremail 62]] blooper
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|- id="QW-2008-12-11"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}11 Dec 2008
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| [[Mirror:trudgemank.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Schenkel McDoo|QOTW Schenkel McDoo.png}}
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| '''[[Taranchula]]''': "Mired on the moor. Swamped in the sludge. Dying on the floor. Drown in the trudge. Drown in the trudgemank! and so forth..." ''{The rest of the Trudgemank song plays in place of "and so forth...".}''
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| [[Trudgemank]]
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|- id="QW-2008-11-20"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}20 Nov 2008
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| [[Mirror:sb_reanimate.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Thar she blows the Cheat! Aim for the blow hole!"
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Aw, what's the use! Forget this reanimating crap. The Cheat! Why don't you do some of your [[Powered by The Cheat|regular animating crap]]."
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| [[Blubb-O's Commercial]]
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| [[Most in the Graveyard]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2008-03-07"
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|- id="QW-2008-11-06"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}07 Mar 2008
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}6 Nov 2008
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| [[Mirror:schenkel_coin.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| [[Mirror:bubs_mysister.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
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| '''[[Bubs]]''': "You stay away from my sister!"
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| [[Most in the Graveyard]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2008-10-16"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}16 Oct 2008
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| [[Mirror:sb_ohsteven.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Strong Bad|qod_2_-_strong_bad.PNG}}
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Oh STEVEN! I think this may finally be it you guys! After 200 <!-- sic --> hundred ''{actually says "two hundred"}'' emails, I'm finally gonna get to make out with da-da-da DEAR HOMESTAR?!"
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| [[email thunder]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2008-09-26"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}26 Sept 2008
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| [[Mirror:sb_savethelast.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Strong Bad|qod_2_-_strong_bad.PNG}}
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "There's a crazy world of emails in this crazy world. Checkin em down, checkin em down..." ''{entire email song}''
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| [[alternate universe]]
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|- id="QW-2008-09-18"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}18 Sept 2008
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| [[Mirror:hs_mikeburp.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod_1_-_homestar.PNG}}
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| ('''Matt:''') "Try and sound like Homestar too." ('''Mike:''') "I'll do it. *BURP!*" ('''Matt:''') "Sounds like a moth comin' out!"
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| [[hygiene]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2008-09-11"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}11 Sept 2008
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| [[Mirror:bubs_talklikebubs.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
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| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Oh you know him mo - ooaaaaAAHH Everybody knows how to talk like Bubs!"
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| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] blooper
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|- id="QW-2008-09-04"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}04 Sept 2008
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| [[Mirror:hs_bubstaple.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "We are just talkin' about Bubs with a piece of paper stapled to his face, right?" ''{He laughs a little as he says "right".}''
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| [[Happy Dethemberween]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2008-08-28"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}28 Aug 2008
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| [[Mirror:cardgage_smallgirl.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
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| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "You bet, small girl! How bout I hit you on the slant!"
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| [[Senorial Day]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2008-08-14"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}14 Aug 2008
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| [[Mirror:sb_jinglejangle.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "And I'm like, 'You just jingled a bunch of jangle in my face and called it magic!'"
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| [[magic trick]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2008-08-07"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}07 Aug 2008
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| [[Mirror:gunhaver_blowthis.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Gunhaver|qod 18 - gunhaver.PNG}}
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| '''[[Crack Stuntman]]''': "Don't blow this for me, Chimendez!"
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| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
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|- id="QW-2008-07-31"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}31 Jul 2008
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| [[Mirror:sb_somesaypocket.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Some would say, 'pocket,' I say, 'in my pants.'"
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| [[your edge]]
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|- id="QW-2008-07-10"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}10 Jul 2008
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| [[Mirror:bubs_bitetaken.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
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| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Yes, 'shaped,' in quotes, like there's a bite taken out of it. There isn't. There IS one! It's a real bite taken out if ''{actually says "out of it"}'', Homestar! I ate it!
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| [[The Baloneyman]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2008-06-26"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}26 Jun 2008
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| [[Mirror:cz_bemybride.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
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| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "You don't need no consummate V's to be my bride."
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| [[Trogday 08]] Easter egg
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|- id="QW-2008-06-19"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}19 Jun 2008
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| [[Mirror:ss_sweetness.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
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| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said..."
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| [[Somber Vacation]] Easter egg
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|- id="QW-2008-06-05"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}05 Jun 2008
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| [[Mirror:hs_amazing.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "No, HERE'S my grocery list: Amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing."
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| [[love poems]]
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|- id="QW-2008-05-22"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}22 May 2008
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| [[Mirror:polymascot.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
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| ('''Singers''':) "Polymascot foamalate! ('''[[The Homestar Runner]]''':) Feed it to the babies. ('''Singers''':) Polymascot foamalate! ('''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''':) Or as a topping on soured cream!"
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| [[4 branches]]
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|- id="QW-2008-05-16"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}16 May 2008
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| [[Mirror:sb_itsover.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "It's over! And you're walking into a parking lot with the hot guy. It's over! And they all made fun of you but they got stuff dumped on top of them. It's OVER!" ''{entire end credits song}''
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
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|- id="QW-2008-05-08"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}8 May 2008
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| [[Mirror:sb_oktober.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Verify our range to target! Flood tubes three and four! Hunt for Red October!"
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| [[Date Nite]]
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|- id="QW-2008-05-02"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}2 May 2008
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| [[Mirror:hsold_persuasion.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
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| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]''': "Double S here's about to go on his first date with a member of the opposite per-suasion."
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| [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]
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|- id="QW-2008-04-24"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}24 Apr 2008
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| [[Mirror:kot_ruleschool.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
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| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "I rule the school!"
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| [[Revenge of the King]]
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|- id="QW-2008-04-17"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}17 Apr 2008
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| [[Mirror:sb_restricted.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "A-can I get a reSTRIC-TED?!"
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| [[rated]]
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|- id="QW-2008-03-29"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}29 Mar 2008
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| [[Mirror:sicksam_spicspan.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Sickly Sam|qod 28 - 1936 strong sad.PNG}}
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| '''[[Sickly Sam]]''': "I do believe you've spic'd my span."
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| [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]
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|- id="QW-2008-03-20"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}20 Mar 2008
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| [[Mirror:marshie_bomb.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Marshie|qod_10_-_marshie.PNG}}
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| '''[[Marshie]]''': "Bomb Capacity Increased!"
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| [[Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up]]
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[[Image:Quote Of Week Box Design All.PNG|thumb|The old, the new, the newer, and the loading.]]
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The '''Quote of the Week''' is a sound bite from the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work. These are found by clicking on the ''Q'' at the top of the [[Main Pages]], and are generally updated each week on Thursday. Here is a list of all Quotes of the Week collected since this feature started on January 10, 2002, under the name "Quote of the day". Since early 2004, the Quote of the Week was updated with more regularity. For some time before then, the quote of the week was a "[[Main Page Messages|what's new?]]" oval button. The dates of some quotes are estimated on the basis of the file-modified date.
 +
 
 +
:''For the July 29–November 11, 2004 quotes, the quote was only available as a .zip file.  As of the November 22 quote, however, the download option appears to only be as a straight MP3, and The Brothers Chaps appear to be deleting each quote of the week as soon as the next one is released.''
 +
 
 +
:''Quotes after November 11, 2004 are transcribed on the website. Directly saving and opening the [[HR:qod.swf|Flash file]] produces some odd results; the standard Homestar image will appear along with a default message, as shown on the right.''
 +
 
 +
:''On July 27, 2006, a "loading" box was added for while the quote was loading, probably due to the unusual length of that day's quote. The following week, on August 3, 2006, the loading box was removed.''
 +
 
 +
__TOC__
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{{clear}}
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== Quotes ==
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{{hresetcount|QOW Dates}} <!-- ensures tables are ordered correctly -->
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{| class="sortable" border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
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|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
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! width="100" | Date !! &nbsp;Download&nbsp; !! [[Quote of the Week Character Heads|Head]] !! Quote !! Source
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|- id="QW-2009-06-25"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}25 Jun 2009
 +
| [[HR:weeklies/stinkometal.mp3|download]]
 +
| {{head|Stinkoman|qod 16 - stinkoman.PNG}}
 +
| Fanmade heavy metal remix of [[Stinkoman 20X6]] Level 1 by [http://www.myspace.com/vikingguitarmetal VikingGuitar]. Be sure and get to the :40 mark! (edited for time/filesize)
 +
| Quote of the Week exclusive
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2009-06-04"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}04 Jun 2009
 +
| [[Mirror:dnd_halflings.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|D n' D Greg|D n' D Greg Character Head.png}}
 +
| '''[[D n' D Greg]]''': "If I can bargain with the Talenta Halflings, we could all ride in on dinosaur back."
 +
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]] outtake
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2009-04-10"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}10 Apr 2009
 +
| [[Mirror:hs_gadget.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Doodle doodle loot doot doot doot doodoo. Boodle oodle oot doot doo! And so forth." ''{[[Wikipedia:Inspector Gadget|Inspector Gadget theme]] continues}''
 +
| [[Donut Unto Others]] extended take
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2009-04-02"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}02 Apr 2009
 +
| [[Mirror:ss_malaise.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "The beige malaise can last for days."
 +
| [[Kick-A-Ball]] extended take
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2009-03-26"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}26 Mar 2009
 +
| [[Mirror:hs_strawbry.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod_1_-_homestar.PNG}}
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Don't you remember? That's how you got Darryl Strawbry<!--sic--> on your team back then."
 +
| [[Kick-A-Ball]] outtake
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2009-03-12"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}12 Mar 2009
 +
| [[Mirror:hs_duckie.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod_1_-_homestar.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I know how 'em duckie goes! Wack wack."
 +
| Unknown
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 +
|- id="QW-2009-03-05"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}05 Mar 2009
 +
| [[Mirror:ss_xanthan.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Aw, this is bad even for my diet. I mean, bulgarless bulgar? How much xanthan gum can a fella take?!"
 +
| Unknown
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2009-02-26"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}} 26 Feb 2009
 +
| [[Mirror:marzi_iras.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "That's so crazy!!! I'VE always wanted to see Ira Glass and Ira Flatow wrestle too!!"
 +
| [[Date Nite]]
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2009-02-19"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}19 Feb 2009
 +
| [[Mirror:patcheer_yearbook.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
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| ''{'''A boy''': "Uh, what does 'YNCBIINAR2TMTSAYHAOBTHACTCM this summer' mean?"}'' '''[[Cheerleader]]''': "You're Not Cute But If I Need A Ride To The Mall This Summer And You Have An Older Brother That Has A Car Then Call Me!!"
 +
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]] outtake
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2009-02-12"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}12 Feb 2009
 +
| [[Mirror:ss_floatbloat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Boy did I pick the wrong hemisphere for this year's Float N' Bloat."
 +
| [[Best Caper Ever]] outtake
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2009-02-05"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}05 Feb 2009
 +
| [[Mirror:oldsb_ribcage.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Old-Timey Strong Bad|qod_26_-_1936_strong_bad.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''': "What manner of uncivilized ribcage is this anyways?"
 +
| [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2009-01-29"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}29 Jan 2009
 +
| [[Mirror:hs_lumper.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod_1_-_homestar.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Roundy here is from back when I was known as the Popcorn Lumpou." ''{Without his usual speech impediment}'' "Lumper." '''[[Matt Chapman]]''': "Lumper."''
 +
| [[Hremail 62]] blooper
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-12-11"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}11 Dec 2008
 +
| [[Mirror:trudgemank.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Schenkel McDoo|QOTW Schenkel McDoo.png}}
| {{head|Schenkel McDoo|QOTW Schenkel McDoo.png}}
-
| '''[[Taranchula|Schenkel McDoo]]''': "Yah guys! Maybe find some coin!"
+
| '''[[Taranchula]]''': "Mired on the moor. Swamped in the sludge. Dying on the floor. Drown in the trudge. Drown in the trudgemank! and so forth..." ''{The rest of the Trudgemank song plays in place of "and so forth...".}''
-
| [[buried]]
+
| [[Trudgemank]]
-
|- id="QW-2008-02-28"
+
|- id="QW-2008-11-20"
-
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}28 Feb 2008
+
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}20 Nov 2008
-
| [[Mirror:bubs_flasher.mp3|download]] (mirror)
+
| [[Mirror:sb_reanimate.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Aw, what's the use! Forget this reanimating crap. The Cheat! Why don't you do some of your [[Powered by The Cheat|regular animating crap]]."
 +
| [[Most in the Graveyard]] outtake
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-11-06"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}6 Nov 2008
 +
| [[Mirror:bubs_mysister.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
-
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Oh. Uh... I'm a public flasher!"
+
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "You stay away from my sister!"
-
| [[licensed]]
+
| [[Most in the Graveyard]] outtake
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-10-16"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}16 Oct 2008
 +
| [[Mirror:sb_ohsteven.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod_2_-_strong_bad.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Oh STEVEN! I think this may finally be it you guys! After 200 <!-- sic --> hundred ''{actually says "two hundred"}'' emails, I'm finally gonna get to make out with da-da-da DEAR HOMESTAR?!"
 +
| [[email thunder]] outtake
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-09-26"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}26 Sept 2008
 +
| [[Mirror:sb_savethelast.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod_2_-_strong_bad.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "There's a crazy world of emails in this crazy world. Checkin em down, checkin em down..." ''{entire email song}''
 +
| [[alternate universe]]
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-09-18"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}18 Sept 2008
 +
| [[Mirror:hs_mikeburp.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod_1_-_homestar.PNG}}
 +
| ('''Matt:''') "Try and sound like Homestar too." ('''Mike:''') "I'll do it. *BURP!*" ('''Matt:''') "Sounds like a moth comin' out!"
 +
| [[hygiene]] outtake
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-09-11"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}11 Sept 2008
 +
| [[Mirror:bubs_talklikebubs.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Oh you know him mo - ooaaaaAAHH Everybody knows how to talk like Bubs!"
 +
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] blooper
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-09-04"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}04 Sept 2008
 +
| [[Mirror:hs_bubstaple.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "We are just talkin' about Bubs with a piece of paper stapled to his face, right?" ''{He laughs a little as he says "right".}''
 +
| [[Happy Dethemberween]] outtake
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-08-28"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}28 Aug 2008
 +
| [[Mirror:cardgage_smallgirl.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "You bet, small girl! How bout I hit you on the slant!"
 +
| [[Senorial Day]] outtake
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-08-14"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}14 Aug 2008
 +
| [[Mirror:sb_jinglejangle.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "And I'm like, 'You just jingled a bunch of jangle in my face and called it magic!'"
 +
| [[magic trick]] outtake
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-08-07"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}07 Aug 2008
 +
| [[Mirror:gunhaver_blowthis.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Gunhaver|qod 18 - gunhaver.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Crack Stuntman]]''': "Don't blow this for me, Chimendez!"
 +
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-07-31"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}31 Jul 2008
 +
| [[Mirror:sb_somesaypocket.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Some would say, 'pocket,' I say, 'in my pants.'"
 +
| [[your edge]]
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-07-10"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}10 Jul 2008
 +
| [[Mirror:bubs_bitetaken.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Yes, 'shaped,' in quotes, like there's a bite taken out of it. There isn't. There IS one! It's a real bite taken out if ''{actually says "out of it"}'', Homestar! I ate it!
 +
| [[The Baloneyman]] outtake
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-06-26"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}26 Jun 2008
 +
| [[Mirror:cz_bemybride.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "You don't need no consummate V's to be my bride."
 +
| [[Trogday 08]] Easter egg
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-06-19"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}19 Jun 2008
 +
| [[Mirror:ss_sweetness.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said..."
 +
| [[Somber Vacation]] Easter egg
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-06-05"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}05 Jun 2008
 +
| [[Mirror:hs_amazing.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "No, HERE'S my grocery list: Amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing."
 +
| [[love poems]]
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-05-22"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}22 May 2008
 +
| [[Mirror:polymascot.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
 +
| ('''Singers''':) "Polymascot foamalate! ('''[[The Homestar Runner]]''':) Feed it to the babies. ('''Singers''':) Polymascot foamalate! ('''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''':) Or as a topping on soured cream!"
 +
| [[4 branches]]
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-05-16"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}16 May 2008
 +
| [[Mirror:sb_itsover.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "It's over! And you're walking into a parking lot with the hot guy. It's over! And they all made fun of you but they got stuff dumped on top of them. It's OVER!" ''{entire end credits song}''
 +
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-05-08"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}8 May 2008
 +
| [[Mirror:sb_oktober.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Verify our range to target! Flood tubes three and four! Hunt for Red October!"
 +
| [[Date Nite]]
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-05-02"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}2 May 2008
 +
| [[Mirror:hsold_persuasion.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]''': "Double S here's about to go on his first date with a member of the opposite per-suasion."
 +
| [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-04-24"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}24 Apr 2008
 +
| [[Mirror:kot_ruleschool.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "I rule the school!"
 +
| [[Revenge of the King]]
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-04-17"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}17 Apr 2008
 +
| [[Mirror:sb_restricted.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "A-can I get a reSTRIC-TED?!"
 +
| [[rated]]
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-03-29"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}29 Mar 2008
 +
| [[Mirror:sicksam_spicspan.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Sickly Sam|qod 28 - 1936 strong sad.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Sickly Sam]]''': "I do believe you've spic'd my span."
 +
| [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-03-20"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}20 Mar 2008
 +
| [[Mirror:marshie_bomb.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Marshie|qod_10_-_marshie.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Marshie]]''': "Bomb Capacity Increased!"
 +
| [[Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up]]
 +
 
 +
[[Image:Quote Of Week Box Design All.PNG|thumb|The old, the new, the newer, and the loading.]]
 +
 
 +
The '''Quote of the Week''' is a sound bite from the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work. These are found by clicking on the ''Q'' at the top of the [[Main Pages]], and are generally updated each week on Thursday. Here is a list of all Quotes of the Week collected since this feature started on January 10, 2002, under the name "Quote of the day". Since early 2004, the Quote of the Week was updated with more regularity. For some time before then, the quote of the week was a "[[Main Page Messages|what's new?]]" oval button. The dates of some quotes are estimated on the basis of the file-modified date.
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 +
:''For the July 29–November 11, 2004 quotes, the quote was only available as a .zip file.  As of the November 22 quote, however, the download option appears to only be as a straight MP3, and The Brothers Chaps appear to be deleting each quote of the week as soon as the next one is released.''
 +
 
 +
:''Quotes after November 11, 2004 are transcribed on the website. Directly saving and opening the [[HR:qod.swf|Flash file]] produces some odd results; the standard Homestar image will appear along with a default message, as shown on the right.''
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 +
:''On July 27, 2006, a "loading" box was added for while the quote was loading, probably due to the unusual length of that day's quote. The following week, on August 3, 2006, the loading box was removed.''
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 +
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 +
== Quotes ==
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{{hresetcount|QOW Dates}} <!-- ensures tables are ordered correctly -->
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{| class="sortable" border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
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|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
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! width="100" | Date !! &nbsp;Download&nbsp; !! [[Quote of the Week Character Heads|Head]] !! Quote !! Source
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|- id="QW-2009-06-25"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}25 Jun 2009
 +
| [[HR:weeklies/stinkometal.mp3|download]]
 +
| {{head|Stinkoman|qod 16 - stinkoman.PNG}}
 +
| Fanmade heavy metal remix of [[Stinkoman 20X6]] Level 1 by [http://www.myspace.com/vikingguitarmetal VikingGuitar]. Be sure and get to the :40 mark! (edited for time/filesize)
 +
| Quote of the Week exclusive
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2009-06-04"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}04 Jun 2009
 +
| [[Mirror:dnd_halflings.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|D n' D Greg|D n' D Greg Character Head.png}}
 +
| '''[[D n' D Greg]]''': "If I can bargain with the Talenta Halflings, we could all ride in on dinosaur back."
 +
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]] outtake
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2009-04-10"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}10 Apr 2009
 +
| [[Mirror:hs_gadget.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Doodle doodle loot doot doot doot doodoo. Boodle oodle oot doot doo! And so forth." ''{[[Wikipedia:Inspector Gadget|Inspector Gadget theme]] continues}''
 +
| [[Donut Unto Others]] extended take
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2009-04-02"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}02 Apr 2009
 +
| [[Mirror:ss_malaise.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "The beige malaise can last for days."
 +
| [[Kick-A-Ball]] extended take
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2009-03-26"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}26 Mar 2009
 +
| [[Mirror:hs_strawbry.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod_1_-_homestar.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Don't you remember? That's how you got Darryl Strawbry<!--sic--> on your team back then."
 +
| [[Kick-A-Ball]] outtake
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2009-03-12"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}12 Mar 2009
 +
| [[Mirror:hs_duckie.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod_1_-_homestar.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I know how 'em duckie goes! Wack wack."
 +
| Unknown
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2009-03-05"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}05 Mar 2009
 +
| [[Mirror:ss_xanthan.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Aw, this is bad even for my diet. I mean, bulgarless bulgar? How much xanthan gum can a fella take?!"
 +
| Unknown
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2009-02-26"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}} 26 Feb 2009
 +
| [[Mirror:marzi_iras.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "That's so crazy!!! I'VE always wanted to see Ira Glass and Ira Flatow wrestle too!!"
 +
| [[Date Nite]]
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2009-02-19"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}19 Feb 2009
 +
| [[Mirror:patcheer_yearbook.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
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| ''{'''A boy''': "Uh, what does 'YNCBIINAR2TMTSAYHAOBTHACTCM this summer' mean?"}'' '''[[Cheerleader]]''': "You're Not Cute But If I Need A Ride To The Mall This Summer And You Have An Older Brother That Has A Car Then Call Me!!"
 +
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]] outtake
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2009-02-12"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}12 Feb 2009
 +
| [[Mirror:ss_floatbloat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Boy did I pick the wrong hemisphere for this year's Float N' Bloat."
 +
| [[Best Caper Ever]] outtake
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2009-02-05"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}05 Feb 2009
 +
| [[Mirror:oldsb_ribcage.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Old-Timey Strong Bad|qod_26_-_1936_strong_bad.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''': "What manner of uncivilized ribcage is this anyways?"
 +
| [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2009-01-29"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}29 Jan 2009
 +
| [[Mirror:hs_lumper.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod_1_-_homestar.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Roundy here is from back when I was known as the Popcorn Lumpou." ''{Without his usual speech impediment}'' "Lumper." '''[[Matt Chapman]]''': "Lumper."''
 +
| [[Hremail 62]] blooper
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-12-11"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}11 Dec 2008
 +
| [[Mirror:trudgemank.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Schenkel McDoo|QOTW Schenkel McDoo.png}}
 +
| '''[[Taranchula]]''': "Mired on the moor. Swamped in the sludge. Dying on the floor. Drown in the trudge. Drown in the trudgemank! and so forth..." ''{The rest of the Trudgemank song plays in place of "and so forth...".}''
 +
| [[Trudgemank]]
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-11-20"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}20 Nov 2008
 +
| [[Mirror:sb_reanimate.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Aw, what's the use! Forget this reanimating crap. The Cheat! Why don't you do some of your [[Powered by The Cheat|regular animating crap]]."
 +
| [[Most in the Graveyard]] outtake
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-11-06"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}6 Nov 2008
 +
| [[Mirror:bubs_mysister.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "You stay away from my sister!"
 +
| [[Most in the Graveyard]] outtake
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-10-16"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}16 Oct 2008
 +
| [[Mirror:sb_ohsteven.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod_2_-_strong_bad.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Oh STEVEN! I think this may finally be it you guys! After 200 <!-- sic --> hundred ''{actually says "two hundred"}'' emails, I'm finally gonna get to make out with da-da-da DEAR HOMESTAR?!"
 +
| [[email thunder]] outtake
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-09-26"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}26 Sept 2008
 +
| [[Mirror:sb_savethelast.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod_2_-_strong_bad.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "There's a crazy world of emails in this crazy world. Checkin em down, checkin em down..." ''{entire email song}''
 +
| [[alternate universe]]
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-09-18"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}18 Sept 2008
 +
| [[Mirror:hs_mikeburp.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod_1_-_homestar.PNG}}
 +
| ('''Matt:''') "Try and sound like Homestar too." ('''Mike:''') "I'll do it. *BURP!*" ('''Matt:''') "Sounds like a moth comin' out!"
 +
| [[hygiene]] outtake
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-09-11"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}11 Sept 2008
 +
| [[Mirror:bubs_talklikebubs.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Oh you know him mo - ooaaaaAAHH Everybody knows how to talk like Bubs!"
 +
| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] blooper
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-09-04"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}04 Sept 2008
 +
| [[Mirror:hs_bubstaple.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "We are just talkin' about Bubs with a piece of paper stapled to his face, right?" ''{He laughs a little as he says "right".}''
 +
| [[Happy Dethemberween]] outtake
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-08-28"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}28 Aug 2008
 +
| [[Mirror:cardgage_smallgirl.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "You bet, small girl! How bout I hit you on the slant!"
 +
| [[Senorial Day]] outtake
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-08-14"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}14 Aug 2008
 +
| [[Mirror:sb_jinglejangle.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "And I'm like, 'You just jingled a bunch of jangle in my face and called it magic!'"
 +
| [[magic trick]] outtake
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-08-07"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}07 Aug 2008
 +
| [[Mirror:gunhaver_blowthis.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Gunhaver|qod 18 - gunhaver.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Crack Stuntman]]''': "Don't blow this for me, Chimendez!"
 +
| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-07-31"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}31 Jul 2008
 +
| [[Mirror:sb_somesaypocket.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Some would say, 'pocket,' I say, 'in my pants.'"
 +
| [[your edge]]
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-07-10"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}10 Jul 2008
 +
| [[Mirror:bubs_bitetaken.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Yes, 'shaped,' in quotes, like there's a bite taken out of it. There isn't. There IS one! It's a real bite taken out if ''{actually says "out of it"}'', Homestar! I ate it!
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| [[The Baloneyman]] outtake
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-06-26"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}26 Jun 2008
 +
| [[Mirror:cz_bemybride.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "You don't need no consummate V's to be my bride."
 +
| [[Trogday 08]] Easter egg
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-06-19"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}19 Jun 2008
 +
| [[Mirror:ss_sweetness.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said..."
 +
| [[Somber Vacation]] Easter egg
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-06-05"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}05 Jun 2008
 +
| [[Mirror:hs_amazing.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "No, HERE'S my grocery list: Amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing."
 +
| [[love poems]]
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-05-22"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}22 May 2008
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| [[Mirror:polymascot.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
 +
| ('''Singers''':) "Polymascot foamalate! ('''[[The Homestar Runner]]''':) Feed it to the babies. ('''Singers''':) Polymascot foamalate! ('''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''':) Or as a topping on soured cream!"
 +
| [[4 branches]]
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-05-16"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}16 May 2008
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| [[Mirror:sb_itsover.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "It's over! And you're walking into a parking lot with the hot guy. It's over! And they all made fun of you but they got stuff dumped on top of them. It's OVER!" ''{entire end credits song}''
 +
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-05-08"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}8 May 2008
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| [[Mirror:sb_oktober.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Verify our range to target! Flood tubes three and four! Hunt for Red October!"
 +
| [[Date Nite]]
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-05-02"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}2 May 2008
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| [[Mirror:hsold_persuasion.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]''': "Double S here's about to go on his first date with a member of the opposite per-suasion."
 +
| [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-04-24"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}24 Apr 2008
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| [[Mirror:kot_ruleschool.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "I rule the school!"
 +
| [[Revenge of the King]]
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-04-17"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}17 Apr 2008
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| [[Mirror:sb_restricted.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "A-can I get a reSTRIC-TED?!"
 +
| [[rated]]
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-03-29"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}29 Mar 2008
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| [[Mirror:sicksam_spicspan.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Sickly Sam|qod 28 - 1936 strong sad.PNG}}
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| '''[[Sickly Sam]]''': "I do believe you've spic'd my span."
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| [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]
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 +
|- id="QW-2008-03-20"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}20 Mar 2008
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| [[Mirror:marshie_bomb.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Marshie|qod_10_-_marshie.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Marshie]]''': "Bomb Capacity Increased!"
 +
| [[Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up]]
 +
 
 +
[[Image:Quote Of Week Box Design All.PNG|thumb|The old, the new, the newer, and the loading.]]
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 +
The '''Quote of the Week''' is a sound bite from the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work. These are found by clicking on the ''Q'' at the top of the [[Main Pages]], and are generally updated each week on Thursday. Here is a list of all Quotes of the Week collected since this feature started on January 10, 2002, under the name "Quote of the day". Since early 2004, the Quote of the Week was updated with more regularity. For some time before then, the quote of the week was a "[[Main Page Messages|what's new?]]" oval button. The dates of some quotes are estimated on the basis of the file-modified date.
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:''For the July 29–November 11, 2004 quotes, the quote was only available as a .zip file.  As of the November 22 quote, however, the download option appears to only be as a straight MP3, and The Brothers Chaps appear to be deleting each quote of the week as soon as the next one is released.''
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 +
:''Quotes after November 11, 2004 are transcribed on the website. Directly saving and opening the [[HR:qod.swf|Flash file]] produces some odd results; the standard Homestar image will appear along with a default message, as shown on the right.''
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 +
:''On July 27, 2006, a "loading" box was added for while the quote was loading, probably due to the unusual length of that day's quote. The following week, on August 3, 2006, the loading box was removed.''
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== Quotes ==
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{{hresetcount|QOW Dates}} <!-- ensures tables are ordered correctly -->
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{| class="sortable" border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
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|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
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! width="100" | Date !! &nbsp;Download&nbsp; !! [[Quote of the Week Character Heads|Head]] !! Quote !! Source
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|- id="QW-2009-06-25"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}25 Jun 2009
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| [[HR:weeklies/stinkometal.mp3|download]]
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| {{head|Stinkoman|qod 16 - stinkoman.PNG}}
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| Fanmade heavy metal remix of [[Stinkoman 20X6]] Level 1 by [http://www.myspace.com/vikingguitarmetal VikingGuitar]. Be sure and get to the :40 mark! (edited for time/filesize)
 +
| Quote of the Week exclusive
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2009-06-04"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}04 Jun 2009
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| [[Mirror:dnd_halflings.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|D n' D Greg|D n' D Greg Character Head.png}}
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| '''[[D n' D Greg]]''': "If I can bargain with the Talenta Halflings, we could all ride in on dinosaur back."
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2009-04-10"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}10 Apr 2009
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| [[Mirror:hs_gadget.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Doodle doodle loot doot doot doot doodoo. Boodle oodle oot doot doo! And so forth." ''{[[Wikipedia:Inspector Gadget|Inspector Gadget theme]] continues}''
 +
| [[Donut Unto Others]] extended take
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 +
|- id="QW-2009-04-02"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}02 Apr 2009
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| [[Mirror:ss_malaise.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "The beige malaise can last for days."
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| [[Kick-A-Ball]] extended take
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2009-03-26"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}26 Mar 2009
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| [[Mirror:hs_strawbry.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod_1_-_homestar.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Don't you remember? That's how you got Darryl Strawbry<!--sic--> on your team back then."
 +
| [[Kick-A-Ball]] outtake
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 +
|- id="QW-2009-03-12"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}12 Mar 2009
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| [[Mirror:hs_duckie.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod_1_-_homestar.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I know how 'em duckie goes! Wack wack."
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| Unknown
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 +
|- id="QW-2009-03-05"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}05 Mar 2009
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| [[Mirror:ss_xanthan.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Aw, this is bad even for my diet. I mean, bulgarless bulgar? How much xanthan gum can a fella take?!"
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| Unknown
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 +
|- id="QW-2009-02-26"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}} 26 Feb 2009
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| [[Mirror:marzi_iras.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
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| '''[[Marzipan]]''': "That's so crazy!!! I'VE always wanted to see Ira Glass and Ira Flatow wrestle too!!"
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| [[Date Nite]]
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 +
|- id="QW-2009-02-19"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}19 Feb 2009
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| [[Mirror:patcheer_yearbook.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Cheerleader|qod 12 - cheerleader.PNG}}
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| ''{'''A boy''': "Uh, what does 'YNCBIINAR2TMTSAYHAOBTHACTCM this summer' mean?"}'' '''[[Cheerleader]]''': "You're Not Cute But If I Need A Ride To The Mall This Summer And You Have An Older Brother That Has A Car Then Call Me!!"
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]] outtake
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 +
|- id="QW-2009-02-12"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}12 Feb 2009
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| [[Mirror:ss_floatbloat.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Boy did I pick the wrong hemisphere for this year's Float N' Bloat."
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| [[Best Caper Ever]] outtake
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 +
|- id="QW-2009-02-05"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}05 Feb 2009
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| [[Mirror:oldsb_ribcage.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Old-Timey Strong Bad|qod_26_-_1936_strong_bad.PNG}}
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| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''': "What manner of uncivilized ribcage is this anyways?"
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| [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]
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 +
|- id="QW-2009-01-29"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}29 Jan 2009
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| [[Mirror:hs_lumper.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod_1_-_homestar.PNG}}
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Roundy here is from back when I was known as the Popcorn Lumpou." ''{Without his usual speech impediment}'' "Lumper." '''[[Matt Chapman]]''': "Lumper."''
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| [[Hremail 62]] blooper
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 +
|- id="QW-2008-12-11"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}11 Dec 2008
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| [[Mirror:trudgemank.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Schenkel McDoo|QOTW Schenkel McDoo.png}}
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| '''[[Taranchula]]''': "Mired on the moor. Swamped in the sludge. Dying on the floor. Drown in the trudge. Drown in the trudgemank! and so forth..." ''{The rest of the Trudgemank song plays in place of "and so forth...".}''
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| [[Trudgemank]]
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-11-20"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}20 Nov 2008
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| [[Mirror:sb_reanimate.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Aw, what's the use! Forget this reanimating crap. The Cheat! Why don't you do some of your [[Powered by The Cheat|regular animating crap]]."
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| [[Most in the Graveyard]] outtake
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 +
|- id="QW-2008-11-06"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}6 Nov 2008
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| [[Mirror:bubs_mysister.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
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| '''[[Bubs]]''': "You stay away from my sister!"
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| [[Most in the Graveyard]] outtake
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-10-16"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}16 Oct 2008
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| [[Mirror:sb_ohsteven.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod_2_-_strong_bad.PNG}}
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Oh STEVEN! I think this may finally be it you guys! After 200 <!-- sic --> hundred ''{actually says "two hundred"}'' emails, I'm finally gonna get to make out with da-da-da DEAR HOMESTAR?!"
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| [[email thunder]] outtake
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 +
|- id="QW-2008-09-26"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}26 Sept 2008
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| [[Mirror:sb_savethelast.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod_2_-_strong_bad.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "There's a crazy world of emails in this crazy world. Checkin em down, checkin em down..." ''{entire email song}''
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| [[alternate universe]]
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|- id="QW-2008-09-18"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}18 Sept 2008
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| [[Mirror:hs_mikeburp.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod_1_-_homestar.PNG}}
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| ('''Matt:''') "Try and sound like Homestar too." ('''Mike:''') "I'll do it. *BURP!*" ('''Matt:''') "Sounds like a moth comin' out!"
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| [[hygiene]] outtake
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 +
|- id="QW-2008-09-11"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}11 Sept 2008
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| [[Mirror:bubs_talklikebubs.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Oh you know him mo - ooaaaaAAHH Everybody knows how to talk like Bubs!"
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| [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] blooper
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 +
|- id="QW-2008-09-04"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}04 Sept 2008
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| [[Mirror:hs_bubstaple.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "We are just talkin' about Bubs with a piece of paper stapled to his face, right?" ''{He laughs a little as he says "right".}''
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| [[Happy Dethemberween]] outtake
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 +
|- id="QW-2008-08-28"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}28 Aug 2008
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| [[Mirror:cardgage_smallgirl.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
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| '''[[Senor Cardgage]]''': "You bet, small girl! How bout I hit you on the slant!"
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| [[Senorial Day]] outtake
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 +
|- id="QW-2008-08-14"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}14 Aug 2008
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| [[Mirror:sb_jinglejangle.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "And I'm like, 'You just jingled a bunch of jangle in my face and called it magic!'"
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| [[magic trick]] outtake
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 +
|- id="QW-2008-08-07"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}07 Aug 2008
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| [[Mirror:gunhaver_blowthis.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Gunhaver|qod 18 - gunhaver.PNG}}
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| '''[[Crack Stuntman]]''': "Don't blow this for me, Chimendez!"
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| [[The Next Epi-Snowed]]
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-07-31"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}31 Jul 2008
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| [[Mirror:sb_somesaypocket.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Some would say, 'pocket,' I say, 'in my pants.'"
 +
| [[your edge]]
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-07-10"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}10 Jul 2008
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| [[Mirror:bubs_bitetaken.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
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| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Yes, 'shaped,' in quotes, like there's a bite taken out of it. There isn't. There IS one! It's a real bite taken out if ''{actually says "out of it"}'', Homestar! I ate it!
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| [[The Baloneyman]] outtake
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-06-26"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}26 Jun 2008
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| [[Mirror:cz_bemybride.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Coach Z]]''': "You don't need no consummate V's to be my bride."
 +
| [[Trogday 08]] Easter egg
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-06-19"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}19 Jun 2008
 +
| [[Mirror:ss_sweetness.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Strong Sad|qod 3 - strong sad.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said..."
 +
| [[Somber Vacation]] Easter egg
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-06-05"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}05 Jun 2008
 +
| [[Mirror:hs_amazing.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Homestar Runner|qod 1 - homestar.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "No, HERE'S my grocery list: Amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing."
 +
| [[love poems]]
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-05-22"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}22 May 2008
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| [[Mirror:polymascot.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
 +
| ('''Singers''':) "Polymascot foamalate! ('''[[The Homestar Runner]]''':) Feed it to the babies. ('''Singers''':) Polymascot foamalate! ('''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''':) Or as a topping on soured cream!"
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| [[4 branches]]
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-05-16"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}16 May 2008
 +
| [[Mirror:sb_itsover.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "It's over! And you're walking into a parking lot with the hot guy. It's over! And they all made fun of you but they got stuff dumped on top of them. It's OVER!" ''{entire end credits song}''
 +
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]]
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-05-08"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}8 May 2008
 +
| [[Mirror:sb_oktober.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Verify our range to target! Flood tubes three and four! Hunt for Red October!"
 +
| [[Date Nite]]
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-05-02"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}2 May 2008
 +
| [[Mirror:hsold_persuasion.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|The Homestar Runner|qod 27 - 1936 homestar.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[The Homestar Runner]]''': "Double S here's about to go on his first date with a member of the opposite per-suasion."
 +
| [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]]
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-04-24"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}24 Apr 2008
 +
| [[Mirror:kot_ruleschool.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|The King of Town|qod 7 - the kot.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "I rule the school!"
 +
| [[Revenge of the King]]
 +
 
 +
|- id="QW-2008-04-17"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}17 Apr 2008
 +
| [[Mirror:sb_restricted.mp3|download]] (mirror)
 +
| {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
 +
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "A-can I get a reSTRIC-TED?!"
 +
| [[rated]]
 +
|- id="QW-2008-03-29"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW|- id="QW-2008-03-20"
 +
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}20 Mar 2008
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| [[Mirror:marshie_bomb.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Marshie|qod_10_-_marshie.
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| [[licen
|- id="QW-2008-02-14"
|- id="QW-2008-02-14"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}14 Feb 2008
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}14 Feb 2008
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}25 Aug 2005
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}25 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:marshie_lead.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| [[Mirror:marshie_lead.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Marshie|qod 10 - marshie.PNG}}
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| {{head|Marshie|qod 1| [[Malloween Commercial]] outtake
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| '''[[Marshie]]:''' "Those rotten little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you...fill 'em...fulla lead."
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-
| [[Malloween Commercial]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2005-08-18"
|- id="QW-2005-08-18"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}18 Aug 2005
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}18 Aug 2005
| [[Mirror:marzy_cooltapes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
| [[Mirror:marzy_cooltapes.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| {{head|Marzipan|qod 6 - marzipan.PNG}}
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| {{head|Marzipan|qod }}
| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "Ready boys? 1-2-3-4 [[Cool tapes]] are cool 'cause they're where it's at. Cool tapes are cool and we like it like that..." ''{entire song}''
| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "Ready boys? 1-2-3-4 [[Cool tapes]] are cool 'cause they're where it's at. Cool tapes are cool and we like it like that..." ''{entire song}''
| [[Cool Things]]
| [[Cool Things]]
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|- id="QW-2004-11-11"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}11 Nov 2004
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}11 Nov 2004
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| [[Mirror:youreagirl.zip|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{singing the "You're A Girl" song}''
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| [[montage]]
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}08 Nov 2004
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| [[Mirror:bubs_cantdrive.zip|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Bubs]]:''' "Women can't drive!"
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| [[Halloween Fairstival]]
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|- id="QW-2004-10-18"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}18 Oct 2004
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| [[Mirror:hs_letmein.zip|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "Let me in, da da da. Let me in!"
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| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]
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|- id="QW-2004-10-07"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}07 Oct 2004
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| [[Mirror:hs_thatsbupkis.zip|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "That's bupkis!"
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| [[the facts]]
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|- id="QW-2004-09-30"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}30 Sep 2004
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| [[Mirror:hsgirl_likefunny.zip|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Little Girl]]:''' "That sounds like funny!"<br />'''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "It ''sounds'' like funny, but it's not."
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| [[Homestar vs. Little Girl]]
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|- id="QW-2004-09-23"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}23 Sep 2004
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| [[Mirror:sb_lightrag.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "And I'll just erase it using my... electron... towel."
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| [[haircut]] outtake
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|- id="QW-2004-09-19"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}19 Sep 2004
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| [[Mirror:gunhaver_rro.zip|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Gunhaver]]:''' "Cheat Commandos.. Rock, rock on!"
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| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
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|- id="QW-2004-09-08"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}08 Sep 2004
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| [[Mirror:labordaysong_hs.zip|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' Todayborday is Labor Day song
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| [[Labor Dabor]]
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|- id="QW-2004-09-02"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}02 Sep 2004
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| [[Mirror:sbhs_havetojump.zip|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Strong Bad]] & [[Homestar Runner]]''': "Looks like we're gonna have to jump!"
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| [[dangeresque 3]]
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|- id="QW-2004-08-26"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}26 Aug 2004
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| [[Mirror:cz_bdhman.zip|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "It was [[Biscuit Dough Hands Man]]! I knew it!!"
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| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
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|- id="QW-2004-08-19"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}19 Aug 2004
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| [[Mirror:stinko_whatRUdoing.zip|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Stinkoman]]:''' "Hey, [[Sticklyman]], ''whaaaaat'' are you doing?"
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| [[Under Construction]]
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|- id="QW-2004-08-12"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}12 Aug 2004
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| [[Mirror:sb_giftshop.zip|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' ''{click}'' "Don't forget to experience the fury of our gift shooop." ''{click}''
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| [[theme park]]
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|- id="QW-2004-08-05"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}05 Aug 2004
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| [[Mirror:wheatgrowssweet.zip|download]] (mirror)
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| Wheat Grows Sweet (2-bit mono internal PC sound song)
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| [[Peasant's Quest]]
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|- id="QW-2004-07-29"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}29 Jul 2004
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| [[Mirror:sb_brudder.zip|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{as Li'l Brudder} '' "I can make it on my own!"
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| [[crying]]
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|- id="QW-2004-07-19"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}19 Jul 2004
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| [[Mirror:worm.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:worm.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
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| '''[[The Worm]]''': "Is a miracle."
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| [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]
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|- id="QW-2004-06-29"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}29 Jun 2004
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| [[Mirror:blc_hateusomuch.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:blc_hateusomuch.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Blue Laser Commander]]''': "I just hate you so much!" (an additional "I just hate you sooo much!" on download)
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| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
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|- id="QW-2004-05-17"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}17 May 2004
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| [[Mirror:cc_theme.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:cc_theme.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Cheat Commandos]] Theme''': "Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom, and each is sold separately. Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil. Buy all our playsets and toys!"
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| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]
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|- id="QW-2004-05-03"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}03 May 2004
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| [[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'."
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| [[lunch special]]
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|- id="QW-2004-03-22"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}22 Mar 2004
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| [[Mirror:larry_fromzeen.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Larry Palaroncini]]''': "We're from the band [[Limozeen]]!"
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| [[flashback]] Easter egg
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|- id="QW-2004-03-08"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}08 Mar 2004
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| [[Mirror:oldaboy2_missvg.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Minor_Teen_Girl_Squad_Characters#Olda_Boys|Olda Boy]]''': "I'm gonna miss video games."
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]
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|- id="QW-2004-02-09"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}09 Feb 2004
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| [[Mirror:hs_thnikkaman.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Here comes [[The Thnikkaman]]!"
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| [[monument]] Easter egg
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|- id="QW-2004-02-02"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}02 Feb 2004
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| [[Mirror:marshie_whatmore.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Marshie]]''': "What more do they want?!!"
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| [[Malloween Commercial]]
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|- id="QW-2004-01-12"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}12 Jan 2004
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}12 Jan 2004
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| [[Mirror:sbz_backoff.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| [[Mirror:: "Marzipan, Marzipan!!!"
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| '''[[Vector Strong Bad]]''': BACK OFF BABY.
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| [[video games]]
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|- id="QW-2003-12-10"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}10 Dec 2003
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| [[Mirror:ss_marzipan.wav|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Marzipan, Marzipan!!!"
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| [[caffeine]]
| [[caffeine]]
|- id="QW-2003-11-03"
|- id="QW-2003-11-03"
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}03 Nov 2003
| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}03 Nov 2003
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| [[Mirror:hs_grabbinbutt.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| [[Mirror:hs_ (mirror)
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "And somebody's a-ga-wabbin' a-my butt."
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| [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] multiple takes
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|- id="QW-2003-09-29"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}29 Sep 2003
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| [[Mirror:ss_foodanymore.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "I don't like food anymore"
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| [[2 years]]
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|- id="QW-2003-09-08"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}08 Sep 2003
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| [[Mirror:sb_jig.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes, and [[The Cheat]] learned to fly!"
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| [[kids' book]] Easter egg ([[strongbad_email.exe|DVD version]])
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|- id="QW-2003-09-01"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}01 Sep 2003
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| [[Mirror:sb_kingmessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town. Like you aren't an easy jab for my witty glivers and put-dubs."
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| [[labor day]] blooper
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|- id="QW-2003-08-28"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}28 Aug 2003
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| [[Mirror:bubs_sugarspice.wav|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shake it once! Shake it twice, a-gimme little bit o' sugar spice!"
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| [[Bubs#Character Video Transcript|Bubs' character tape]]
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|- id="QW-2003-08-25"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}25 Aug 2003
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| [[Mirror:ss_animal.wav|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Oh, some animal died."
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| [[impression]]; Homestar's impression as actually spoken by Strong Sad
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|- id="QW-sneak_up_on_a_brotha"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}?? Jun 2003
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| [[Mirror:sb_sneakup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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|  
|  
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Jeez, The Cheat, you can't sneak up on a brotha like that!"
| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Jeez, The Cheat, you can't sneak up on a brotha like that!"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}17 Mar 2003
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}1''' "I could go for a few [[cold one]]s right about now."
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| [[Mirror:hs_brutus.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Let's do this like Brutus."
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| [[monster truck]]
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|- id="QW-2002-01-28"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}28 Jan 2002
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| [[Mirror:hs_coldones.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "I could go for a few [[cold one]]s right about now."
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| [[Where My Hat Is At?]]
| [[Where My Hat Is At?]]
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| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]
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''': "Dwoo hoo! WhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhWoo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo di dhoo
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| '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Dwoo hoo! We hoo! Woo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo di dhoo hoo!"
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| [[Where's The Cheat?]]
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|- id="QW-coach_z"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
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| [[Mirror:cz_oachz.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Coach Z]]:''' My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an 'oach Z'."
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| [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]
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|- id="QW-lazy_crap_for_crap"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
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| [[Mirror:sb_crap4crap.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Why you lazy crap for crap!"
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| [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]
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|- id="QW-quote_of_the_day"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
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| [[Mirror:sb_qod.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "This is the quote of the day!"
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| Quote of the Week exclusive
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|- id="QW-pretty_good_one"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
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| [[Mirror:sb_fart.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{farts}'' "You guys, that was a pretty good one." ''{laughs}''
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| Quote of the Week exclusive
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|- id="QW-check_me_out"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
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| [[Mirror:sb_checkme2.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Check me out! No, seriously, check me out."
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| [[First Time Here?]] (similar)
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|- id="QW-strong_bad_show"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
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| [[Mirror:sb_sbshow.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{Singing}'' "This is the Strong Bad show, everybody come on down, there's gonna be lots a guests, and it's gonna be pretty fun, maybe at the end, I'll have a serious moment to talk to you guys, but right now I'm gonna throw a bunch of [[Pie|pies]], at The Cheat!"
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| Unknown
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|- id="QW-bust_a_wicked_solo"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
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| [[Mirror:sb_wickedsolo.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Okay, now I got to bust a wicked solo. ''{a bad acoustic guitar solo is played}'' Thank you, goodnight!"
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| [[vacation]]
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|- id="QW-a_belle"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
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| [[Mirror:hs_imabelle.wav|download]] (mirror)
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|
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I'm a belle!"
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| [[halloweener]]
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|- id="QW-pee_my_pants"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
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| [[Mirror:hs_peepants.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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|
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| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Seriously, [[Pom Pom]], I'm about to pee my [[Homestar Runner's Pants|pants]]."
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| [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]
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|- id="QW-vacation_outtake"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
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| [[Mirror:sb_clockmessup.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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|
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "It's that cloc&mdash;" '''[[Mike Chapman]]:''' "Sorry."
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| [[vacation]] blooper
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|- id="QW-pretty_impressed"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
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| [[Mirror:sb_impressive.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're pretty impressed."
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| [[Homestar Quiz]]
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|- id="QW-the_very_strongest"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
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| [[Mirror:sb_strongest.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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|
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I am the very strongest. You guys are not very strong."
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| [[original book]] line
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|- id="QW-matt"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
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| [[Mirror:sb_matt.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "MATT!!"
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| [[50 emails]]
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|- id="QW-guitar_solo"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
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| None
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| The Wicked Guitar Solo
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| [[personal favorites]]
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|- id="QW-the_only_girl"
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| {{hcount|QOW Dates}}Unknown
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| None
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| '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "I'm the only girl"
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| [[Who Said What Now?]]
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==Fun Facts==
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===Explanations===
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*The September 27, 2007 quote mentions [[Wikipedia:Polychaete|polychaete worms]], a class of worms that are known for their bristles and marine environments.
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*The March 5, 2009 quote mentions [[Wikipedia:Xanthan gum|xanthan gum]], a common ingredient in gluten-free baking, and bulgar (or [[Wikipedia:Bulgur|bulgur]]), which is prepared from gluten-containing wheat.
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===Trivia===
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*The remix in the June 25, 2009 quote was originally called "Power Crunch" and is available unedited at [http://dod.vgmix.com/past/sep08/05tie-VikingGuitar-Stinkoman20X6-Crunch-DoD.mp3].
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*In Bubs's quote from June 30th, 2005, "Check it out" was said 16 times.
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*On December 21, 2006, only the Quote of the Week was updated; the Weekly Fanstuff and Sketchbook were not.
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*Until August 9, 2007, the Quote of the Week of June 21, 2007 had not been updated for seven weeks, the longest hiatus between pop-up updates on record.
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===Remarks===
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*Occasionally, some quotes are used twice.
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**Homsar's "I'm the human wedgie" quote was used twice on February 17, 2005, and June 7, 2005. Although the two sound bites were identical, the text used in both cases was slightly different. (The first time it was "I'm" whereas the second was "AAAaaaAAh'm").
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**Homestar's "The good times are over!" quote was also used twice on June 16, 2005, and October 20, 2005, with spelling differences (lower-case letters instead of caps.) However, this probably was an accident or a placeholder, as it was changed the following day.
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**Although it wasn't identical, Bubs's quote for March 25, 2005 ("Everybody knows me. My name Cornbread."), is very similar to his quote for February 16 2006 ("I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread.").
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**The Homestar Runner's "Well, folks, you know what that means..." quote had only one difference; there was a colon on March 31, 2005, while ellipses were used on November 30, 2006.
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**The quotes released on October 25, 2007, and September 22, 2005 were originally identical. However, the 2007 quote was changed within hours of being released. The quote it was changed to was suggested in the edit summary of [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Quote_of_the_Week&diff=next&oldid=507707 the edit adding Sickly Sam's quote to this page].
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*Strong Bad's quote from June 10th, 2005, was never featured on the site. Instead, it was said in "[[Where the Crap Are We?]]", which is an Easter egg in Macromedia Central.
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*When using a [[Quote of the Week Character Heads|character head]] that hasn't been added yet, Homestar's head is used until the appropriate character's head is uploaded. This has happened several times.
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===Goofs===
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*February 9, 2006's quote calls the feature "Quote of the Day" rather than its typical name "Quote of the Week".
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*The May 4, 2006 quote spelled the name of Strong Bad's [[Strong Bad's Ladies|imaginary girlfriend]] as "Delelilia". However, in [[senior prom]], her name was spelled "Delilelia".
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*The November 17, 2006 quote is titled as an "outtake" in the [[Wikipedia:ID3|ID3]] tag. The quote may have originally been an outtake, then added to the toon as an Easter Egg.
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*In the January 31, 2008 quote, "carrageenan" is misspelled "carageenan".
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*In the March 13, 2008 quote, the "The" in The Cheat's name is not capitalized, and there is no comma after "blows". "Blowhole" is also misspelled as two words.
+
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*The July 10, 2008 quote reads "taken out ''if''" instead of "of it".
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*In the October 16, 2008 quote's text, the word "hundred" appears after "200".
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===Inside References===
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*In the June 29, 2006 quote, "Circle gets the square" is a reference to the game show [[Wikipedia:Hollywood Squares|Hollywood Squares]], which is based on tic-tac-toe; the accompanying phrase is "X gets the square."  [[Wikipedia:Shadoe Stevens|Shadoe Stevens]] was the announcer for two incarnations of the show (the John Davidson and Tom Bergeron-hosted versions), and occupied a square on the Davidson version.
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Revision as of 15:50, 6 July 2009

The old, the new, the newer, and the loading.

The Quote of the Week is a sound bite from the Homestar Runner body of work. These are found by clicking on the Q at the top of the Main Pages, and are generally updated each week on Thursday. Here is a list of all Quotes of the Week collected since this feature started on January 10, 2002, under the name "Quote of the day". Since early 2004, the Quote of the Week was updated with more regularity. For some time before then, the quote of the week was a "what's new?" oval button. The dates of some quotes are estimated on the basis of the file-modified date.

For the July 29–November 11, 2004 quotes, the quote was only available as a .zip file. As of the November 22 quote, however, the download option appears to only be as a straight MP3, and The Brothers Chaps appear to be deleting each quote of the week as soon as the next one is released.
Quotes after November 11, 2004 are transcribed on the website. Directly saving and opening the Flash file produces some odd results; the standard Homestar image will appear along with a default message, as shown on the right.
On July 27, 2006, a "loading" box was added for while the quote was loading, probably due to the unusual length of that day's quote. The following week, on August 3, 2006, the loading box was removed.

Contents

Quotes

Date  Download  Head Quote Source
1000025 Jun 2009 download StinkomanStinkoman Fanmade heavy metal remix of Stinkoman 20X6 Level 1 by VikingGuitar. Be sure and get to the :40 mark! (edited for time/filesize) Quote of the Week exclusive
1000104 Jun 2009 download (mirror) D n' D GregD n' D Greg D n' D Greg: "If I can bargain with the Talenta Halflings, we could all ride in on dinosaur back." Teen Girl Squad Issue 15 outtake
1000210 Apr 2009 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Doodle doodle loot doot doot doot doodoo. Boodle oodle oot doot doo! And so forth." {Inspector Gadget theme continues} Donut Unto Others extended take
1000302 Apr 2009 download (mirror) Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "The beige malaise can last for days." Kick-A-Ball extended take
1000426 Mar 2009 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Don't you remember? That's how you got Darryl Strawbry on your team back then." Kick-A-Ball outtake
1000512 Mar 2009 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "I know how 'em duckie goes! Wack wack." Unknown
1000605 Mar 2009 download (mirror) Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "Aw, this is bad even for my diet. I mean, bulgarless bulgar? How much xanthan gum can a fella take?!" Unknown
10007 26 Feb 2009 download (mirror) MarzipanMarzipan Marzipan: "That's so crazy!!! I'VE always wanted to see Ira Glass and Ira Flatow wrestle too!!" Date Nite
1000819 Feb 2009 download (mirror) CheerleaderCheerleader {A boy: "Uh, what does 'YNCBIINAR2TMTSAYHAOBTHACTCM this summer' mean?"} Cheerleader: "You're Not Cute But If I Need A Ride To The Mall This Summer And You Have An Older Brother That Has A Car Then Call Me!!" Teen Girl Squad Issue 14 outtake
1000912 Feb 2009 download (mirror) Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "Boy did I pick the wrong hemisphere for this year's Float N' Bloat." Best Caper Ever outtake
1001005 Feb 2009 download (mirror) Old-Timey Strong BadOld-Timey Strong Bad Old-Timey Strong Bad: "What manner of uncivilized ribcage is this anyways?" Sickly Sam's Big Outing
1001129 Jan 2009 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Roundy here is from back when I was known as the Popcorn Lumpou." {Without his usual speech impediment} "Lumper." Matt Chapman: "Lumper." Hremail 62 blooper
1001211 Dec 2008 download (mirror) Schenkel McDooSchenkel McDoo Taranchula: "Mired on the moor. Swamped in the sludge. Dying on the floor. Drown in the trudge. Drown in the trudgemank! and so forth..." {The rest of the Trudgemank song plays in place of "and so forth...".} Trudgemank
1001320 Nov 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Aw, what's the use! Forget this reanimating crap. The Cheat! Why don't you do some of your regular animating crap." Most in the Graveyard outtake
100146 Nov 2008 download (mirror) BubsBubs Bubs: "You stay away from my sister!" Most in the Graveyard outtake
1001516 Oct 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Oh STEVEN! I think this may finally be it you guys! After 200 hundred {actually says "two hundred"} emails, I'm finally gonna get to make out with da-da-da DEAR HOMESTAR?!" email thunder outtake
1001626 Sept 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "There's a crazy world of emails in this crazy world. Checkin em down, checkin em down..." {entire email song} alternate universe
1001718 Sept 2008 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner (Matt:) "Try and sound like Homestar too." (Mike:) "I'll do it. *BURP!*" (Matt:) "Sounds like a moth comin' out!" hygiene outtake
1001811 Sept 2008 download (mirror) BubsBubs Bubs: "Oh you know him mo - ooaaaaAAHH Everybody knows how to talk like Bubs!" Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective blooper
1001904 Sept 2008 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "We are just talkin' about Bubs with a piece of paper stapled to his face, right?" {He laughs a little as he says "right".} Happy Dethemberween outtake
1002028 Aug 2008 download (mirror) Senor CardgageSenor Cardgage Senor Cardgage: "You bet, small girl! How bout I hit you on the slant!" Senorial Day outtake
1002114 Aug 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "And I'm like, 'You just jingled a bunch of jangle in my face and called it magic!'" magic trick outtake
1002207 Aug 2008 download (mirror) GunhaverGunhaver Crack Stuntman: "Don't blow this for me, Chimendez!" The Next Epi-Snowed
1002331 Jul 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Some would say, 'pocket,' I say, 'in my pants.'" your edge
1002410 Jul 2008 download (mirror) BubsBubs Bubs: "Yes, 'shaped,' in quotes, like there's a bite taken out of it. There isn't. There IS one! It's a real bite taken out if {actually says "out of it"}, Homestar! I ate it! The Baloneyman outtake
1002526 Jun 2008 download (mirror) Coach ZCoach Z Coach Z: "You don't need no consummate V's to be my bride." Trogday 08 Easter egg
1002619 Jun 2008 download (mirror) Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "Sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said..." Somber Vacation Easter egg
1002705 Jun 2008 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "No, HERE'S my grocery list: Amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing." love poems
1002822 May 2008 download (mirror) The Homestar RunnerThe Homestar Runner (Singers:) "Polymascot foamalate! (The Homestar Runner:) Feed it to the babies. (Singers:) Polymascot foamalate! (Old-Timey Strong Bad:) Or as a topping on soured cream!" 4 branches
1002916 May 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "It's over! And you're walking into a parking lot with the hot guy. It's over! And they all made fun of you but they got stuff dumped on top of them. It's OVER!" {entire end credits song} Teen Girl Squad Issue 14
100308 May 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Verify our range to target! Flood tubes three and four! Hunt for Red October!" Date Nite
100312 May 2008 download (mirror) The Homestar RunnerThe Homestar Runner The Homestar Runner: "Double S here's about to go on his first date with a member of the opposite per-suasion." Sickly Sam's Big Outing
1003224 Apr 2008 download (mirror) The King of TownThe King of Town The King of Town: "I rule the school!" Revenge of the King
1003317 Apr 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "A-can I get a reSTRIC-TED?!" rated
1003429 Mar 2008 download (mirror) Sickly SamSickly Sam Sickly Sam: "I do believe you've spic'd my span." Sickly Sam's Big Outing
1003520 Mar 2008 download (mirror) MarshieMarshie Marshie: "Bomb Capacity Increased!" Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up
The old, the new, the newer, and the loading.

The Quote of the Week is a sound bite from the Homestar Runner body of work. These are found by clicking on the Q at the top of the Main Pages, and are generally updated each week on Thursday. Here is a list of all Quotes of the Week collected since this feature started on January 10, 2002, under the name "Quote of the day". Since early 2004, the Quote of the Week was updated with more regularity. For some time before then, the quote of the week was a "what's new?" oval button. The dates of some quotes are estimated on the basis of the file-modified date.

For the July 29–November 11, 2004 quotes, the quote was only available as a .zip file. As of the November 22 quote, however, the download option appears to only be as a straight MP3, and The Brothers Chaps appear to be deleting each quote of the week as soon as the next one is released.
Quotes after November 11, 2004 are transcribed on the website. Directly saving and opening the Flash file produces some odd results; the standard Homestar image will appear along with a default message, as shown on the right.
On July 27, 2006, a "loading" box was added for while the quote was loading, probably due to the unusual length of that day's quote. The following week, on August 3, 2006, the loading box was removed.


Quotes

Date  Download  Head Quote Source
1000025 Jun 2009 download StinkomanStinkoman Fanmade heavy metal remix of Stinkoman 20X6 Level 1 by VikingGuitar. Be sure and get to the :40 mark! (edited for time/filesize) Quote of the Week exclusive
1000104 Jun 2009 download (mirror) D n' D GregD n' D Greg D n' D Greg: "If I can bargain with the Talenta Halflings, we could all ride in on dinosaur back." Teen Girl Squad Issue 15 outtake
1000210 Apr 2009 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Doodle doodle loot doot doot doot doodoo. Boodle oodle oot doot doo! And so forth." {Inspector Gadget theme continues} Donut Unto Others extended take
1000302 Apr 2009 download (mirror) Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "The beige malaise can last for days." Kick-A-Ball extended take
1000426 Mar 2009 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Don't you remember? That's how you got Darryl Strawbry on your team back then." Kick-A-Ball outtake
1000512 Mar 2009 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "I know how 'em duckie goes! Wack wack." Unknown
1000605 Mar 2009 download (mirror) Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "Aw, this is bad even for my diet. I mean, bulgarless bulgar? How much xanthan gum can a fella take?!" Unknown
10007 26 Feb 2009 download (mirror) MarzipanMarzipan Marzipan: "That's so crazy!!! I'VE always wanted to see Ira Glass and Ira Flatow wrestle too!!" Date Nite
1000819 Feb 2009 download (mirror) CheerleaderCheerleader {A boy: "Uh, what does 'YNCBIINAR2TMTSAYHAOBTHACTCM this summer' mean?"} Cheerleader: "You're Not Cute But If I Need A Ride To The Mall This Summer And You Have An Older Brother That Has A Car Then Call Me!!" Teen Girl Squad Issue 14 outtake
1000912 Feb 2009 download (mirror) Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "Boy did I pick the wrong hemisphere for this year's Float N' Bloat." Best Caper Ever outtake
1001005 Feb 2009 download (mirror) Old-Timey Strong BadOld-Timey Strong Bad Old-Timey Strong Bad: "What manner of uncivilized ribcage is this anyways?" Sickly Sam's Big Outing
1001129 Jan 2009 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Roundy here is from back when I was known as the Popcorn Lumpou." {Without his usual speech impediment} "Lumper." Matt Chapman: "Lumper." Hremail 62 blooper
1001211 Dec 2008 download (mirror) Schenkel McDooSchenkel McDoo Taranchula: "Mired on the moor. Swamped in the sludge. Dying on the floor. Drown in the trudge. Drown in the trudgemank! and so forth..." {The rest of the Trudgemank song plays in place of "and so forth...".} Trudgemank
1001320 Nov 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Aw, what's the use! Forget this reanimating crap. The Cheat! Why don't you do some of your regular animating crap." Most in the Graveyard outtake
100146 Nov 2008 download (mirror) BubsBubs Bubs: "You stay away from my sister!" Most in the Graveyard outtake
1001516 Oct 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Oh STEVEN! I think this may finally be it you guys! After 200 hundred {actually says "two hundred"} emails, I'm finally gonna get to make out with da-da-da DEAR HOMESTAR?!" email thunder outtake
1001626 Sept 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "There's a crazy world of emails in this crazy world. Checkin em down, checkin em down..." {entire email song} alternate universe
1001718 Sept 2008 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner (Matt:) "Try and sound like Homestar too." (Mike:) "I'll do it. *BURP!*" (Matt:) "Sounds like a moth comin' out!" hygiene outtake
1001811 Sept 2008 download (mirror) BubsBubs Bubs: "Oh you know him mo - ooaaaaAAHH Everybody knows how to talk like Bubs!" Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective blooper
1001904 Sept 2008 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "We are just talkin' about Bubs with a piece of paper stapled to his face, right?" {He laughs a little as he says "right".} Happy Dethemberween outtake
1002028 Aug 2008 download (mirror) Senor CardgageSenor Cardgage Senor Cardgage: "You bet, small girl! How bout I hit you on the slant!" Senorial Day outtake
1002114 Aug 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "And I'm like, 'You just jingled a bunch of jangle in my face and called it magic!'" magic trick outtake
1002207 Aug 2008 download (mirror) GunhaverGunhaver Crack Stuntman: "Don't blow this for me, Chimendez!" The Next Epi-Snowed
1002331 Jul 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Some would say, 'pocket,' I say, 'in my pants.'" your edge
1002410 Jul 2008 download (mirror) BubsBubs Bubs: "Yes, 'shaped,' in quotes, like there's a bite taken out of it. There isn't. There IS one! It's a real bite taken out if {actually says "out of it"}, Homestar! I ate it! The Baloneyman outtake
1002526 Jun 2008 download (mirror) Coach ZCoach Z Coach Z: "You don't need no consummate V's to be my bride." Trogday 08 Easter egg
1002619 Jun 2008 download (mirror) Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "Sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said..." Somber Vacation Easter egg
1002705 Jun 2008 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "No, HERE'S my grocery list: Amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing." love poems
1002822 May 2008 download (mirror) The Homestar RunnerThe Homestar Runner (Singers:) "Polymascot foamalate! (The Homestar Runner:) Feed it to the babies. (Singers:) Polymascot foamalate! (Old-Timey Strong Bad:) Or as a topping on soured cream!" 4 branches
1002916 May 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "It's over! And you're walking into a parking lot with the hot guy. It's over! And they all made fun of you but they got stuff dumped on top of them. It's OVER!" {entire end credits song} Teen Girl Squad Issue 14
100308 May 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Verify our range to target! Flood tubes three and four! Hunt for Red October!" Date Nite
100312 May 2008 download (mirror) The Homestar RunnerThe Homestar Runner The Homestar Runner: "Double S here's about to go on his first date with a member of the opposite per-suasion." Sickly Sam's Big Outing
1003224 Apr 2008 download (mirror) The King of TownThe King of Town The King of Town: "I rule the school!" Revenge of the King
1003317 Apr 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "A-can I get a reSTRIC-TED?!" rated
1003429 Mar 2008 download (mirror) Sickly SamSickly Sam Sickly Sam: "I do believe you've spic'd my span." Sickly Sam's Big Outing
1003520 Mar 2008 download (mirror) MarshieMarshie Marshie: "Bomb Capacity Increased!" Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up
The old, the new, the newer, and the loading.

The Quote of the Week is a sound bite from the Homestar Runner body of work. These are found by clicking on the Q at the top of the Main Pages, and are generally updated each week on Thursday. Here is a list of all Quotes of the Week collected since this feature started on January 10, 2002, under the name "Quote of the day". Since early 2004, the Quote of the Week was updated with more regularity. For some time before then, the quote of the week was a "what's new?" oval button. The dates of some quotes are estimated on the basis of the file-modified date.

For the July 29–November 11, 2004 quotes, the quote was only available as a .zip file. As of the November 22 quote, however, the download option appears to only be as a straight MP3, and The Brothers Chaps appear to be deleting each quote of the week as soon as the next one is released.
Quotes after November 11, 2004 are transcribed on the website. Directly saving and opening the Flash file produces some odd results; the standard Homestar image will appear along with a default message, as shown on the right.
On July 27, 2006, a "loading" box was added for while the quote was loading, probably due to the unusual length of that day's quote. The following week, on August 3, 2006, the loading box was removed.


Quotes

Date  Download  Head Quote Source
1000025 Jun 2009 download StinkomanStinkoman Fanmade heavy metal remix of Stinkoman 20X6 Level 1 by VikingGuitar. Be sure and get to the :40 mark! (edited for time/filesize) Quote of the Week exclusive
1000104 Jun 2009 download (mirror) D n' D GregD n' D Greg D n' D Greg: "If I can bargain with the Talenta Halflings, we could all ride in on dinosaur back." Teen Girl Squad Issue 15 outtake
1000210 Apr 2009 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Doodle doodle loot doot doot doot doodoo. Boodle oodle oot doot doo! And so forth." {Inspector Gadget theme continues} Donut Unto Others extended take
1000302 Apr 2009 download (mirror) Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "The beige malaise can last for days." Kick-A-Ball extended take
1000426 Mar 2009 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Don't you remember? That's how you got Darryl Strawbry on your team back then." Kick-A-Ball outtake
1000512 Mar 2009 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "I know how 'em duckie goes! Wack wack." Unknown
1000605 Mar 2009 download (mirror) Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "Aw, this is bad even for my diet. I mean, bulgarless bulgar? How much xanthan gum can a fella take?!" Unknown
10007 26 Feb 2009 download (mirror) MarzipanMarzipan Marzipan: "That's so crazy!!! I'VE always wanted to see Ira Glass and Ira Flatow wrestle too!!" Date Nite
1000819 Feb 2009 download (mirror) CheerleaderCheerleader {A boy: "Uh, what does 'YNCBIINAR2TMTSAYHAOBTHACTCM this summer' mean?"} Cheerleader: "You're Not Cute But If I Need A Ride To The Mall This Summer And You Have An Older Brother That Has A Car Then Call Me!!" Teen Girl Squad Issue 14 outtake
1000912 Feb 2009 download (mirror) Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "Boy did I pick the wrong hemisphere for this year's Float N' Bloat." Best Caper Ever outtake
1001005 Feb 2009 download (mirror) Old-Timey Strong BadOld-Timey Strong Bad Old-Timey Strong Bad: "What manner of uncivilized ribcage is this anyways?" Sickly Sam's Big Outing
1001129 Jan 2009 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Roundy here is from back when I was known as the Popcorn Lumpou." {Without his usual speech impediment} "Lumper." Matt Chapman: "Lumper." Hremail 62 blooper
1001211 Dec 2008 download (mirror) Schenkel McDooSchenkel McDoo Taranchula: "Mired on the moor. Swamped in the sludge. Dying on the floor. Drown in the trudge. Drown in the trudgemank! and so forth..." {The rest of the Trudgemank song plays in place of "and so forth...".} Trudgemank
1001320 Nov 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Aw, what's the use! Forget this reanimating crap. The Cheat! Why don't you do some of your regular animating crap." Most in the Graveyard outtake
100146 Nov 2008 download (mirror) BubsBubs Bubs: "You stay away from my sister!" Most in the Graveyard outtake
1001516 Oct 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Oh STEVEN! I think this may finally be it you guys! After 200 hundred {actually says "two hundred"} emails, I'm finally gonna get to make out with da-da-da DEAR HOMESTAR?!" email thunder outtake
1001626 Sept 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "There's a crazy world of emails in this crazy world. Checkin em down, checkin em down..." {entire email song} alternate universe
1001718 Sept 2008 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner (Matt:) "Try and sound like Homestar too." (Mike:) "I'll do it. *BURP!*" (Matt:) "Sounds like a moth comin' out!" hygiene outtake
1001811 Sept 2008 download (mirror) BubsBubs Bubs: "Oh you know him mo - ooaaaaAAHH Everybody knows how to talk like Bubs!" Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective blooper
1001904 Sept 2008 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "We are just talkin' about Bubs with a piece of paper stapled to his face, right?" {He laughs a little as he says "right".} Happy Dethemberween outtake
1002028 Aug 2008 download (mirror) Senor CardgageSenor Cardgage Senor Cardgage: "You bet, small girl! How bout I hit you on the slant!" Senorial Day outtake
1002114 Aug 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "And I'm like, 'You just jingled a bunch of jangle in my face and called it magic!'" magic trick outtake
1002207 Aug 2008 download (mirror) GunhaverGunhaver Crack Stuntman: "Don't blow this for me, Chimendez!" The Next Epi-Snowed
1002331 Jul 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Some would say, 'pocket,' I say, 'in my pants.'" your edge
1002410 Jul 2008 download (mirror) BubsBubs Bubs: "Yes, 'shaped,' in quotes, like there's a bite taken out of it. There isn't. There IS one! It's a real bite taken out if {actually says "out of it"}, Homestar! I ate it! The Baloneyman outtake
1002526 Jun 2008 download (mirror) Coach ZCoach Z Coach Z: "You don't need no consummate V's to be my bride." Trogday 08 Easter egg
1002619 Jun 2008 download (mirror) Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "Sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said..." Somber Vacation Easter egg
1002705 Jun 2008 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "No, HERE'S my grocery list: Amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing." love poems
1002822 May 2008 download (mirror) The Homestar RunnerThe Homestar Runner (Singers:) "Polymascot foamalate! (The Homestar Runner:) Feed it to the babies. (Singers:) Polymascot foamalate! (Old-Timey Strong Bad:) Or as a topping on soured cream!" 4 branches
1002916 May 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "It's over! And you're walking into a parking lot with the hot guy. It's over! And they all made fun of you but they got stuff dumped on top of them. It's OVER!" {entire end credits song} Teen Girl Squad Issue 14
100308 May 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Verify our range to target! Flood tubes three and four! Hunt for Red October!" Date Nite
100312 May 2008 download (mirror) The Homestar RunnerThe Homestar Runner The Homestar Runner: "Double S here's about to go on his first date with a member of the opposite per-suasion." Sickly Sam's Big Outing
1003224 Apr 2008 download (mirror) The King of TownThe King of Town The King of Town: "I rule the school!" Revenge of the King
1003317 Apr 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "A-can I get a reSTRIC-TED?!" rated
1003429 Mar 2008 download (mirror) Sickly SamSickly Sam Sickly Sam: "I do believe you've spic'd my span." Sickly Sam's Big Outing
1003520 Mar 2008 download (mirror) MarshieMarshie Marshie: "Bomb Capacity Increased!" Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up
The old, the new, the newer, and the loading.

The Quote of the Week is a sound bite from the Homestar Runner body of work. These are found by clicking on the Q at the top of the Main Pages, and are generally updated each week on Thursday. Here is a list of all Quotes of the Week collected since this feature started on January 10, 2002, under the name "Quote of the day". Since early 2004, the Quote of the Week was updated with more regularity. For some time before then, the quote of the week was a "what's new?" oval button. The dates of some quotes are estimated on the basis of the file-modified date.

For the July 29–November 11, 2004 quotes, the quote was only available as a .zip file. As of the November 22 quote, however, the download option appears to only be as a straight MP3, and The Brothers Chaps appear to be deleting each quote of the week as soon as the next one is released.
Quotes after November 11, 2004 are transcribed on the website. Directly saving and opening the Flash file produces some odd results; the standard Homestar image will appear along with a default message, as shown on the right.
On July 27, 2006, a "loading" box was added for while the quote was loading, probably due to the unusual length of that day's quote. The following week, on August 3, 2006, the loading box was removed.


Quotes

Date  Download  Head Quote Source
1000025 Jun 2009 download StinkomanStinkoman Fanmade heavy metal remix of Stinkoman 20X6 Level 1 by VikingGuitar. Be sure and get to the :40 mark! (edited for time/filesize) Quote of the Week exclusive
1000104 Jun 2009 download (mirror) D n' D GregD n' D Greg D n' D Greg: "If I can bargain with the Talenta Halflings, we could all ride in on dinosaur back." Teen Girl Squad Issue 15 outtake
1000210 Apr 2009 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Doodle doodle loot doot doot doot doodoo. Boodle oodle oot doot doo! And so forth." {Inspector Gadget theme continues} Donut Unto Others extended take
1000302 Apr 2009 download (mirror) Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "The beige malaise can last for days." Kick-A-Ball extended take
1000426 Mar 2009 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Don't you remember? That's how you got Darryl Strawbry on your team back then." Kick-A-Ball outtake
1000512 Mar 2009 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "I know how 'em duckie goes! Wack wack." Unknown
1000605 Mar 2009 download (mirror) Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "Aw, this is bad even for my diet. I mean, bulgarless bulgar? How much xanthan gum can a fella take?!" Unknown
10007 26 Feb 2009 download (mirror) MarzipanMarzipan Marzipan: "That's so crazy!!! I'VE always wanted to see Ira Glass and Ira Flatow wrestle too!!" Date Nite
1000819 Feb 2009 download (mirror) CheerleaderCheerleader {A boy: "Uh, what does 'YNCBIINAR2TMTSAYHAOBTHACTCM this summer' mean?"} Cheerleader: "You're Not Cute But If I Need A Ride To The Mall This Summer And You Have An Older Brother That Has A Car Then Call Me!!" Teen Girl Squad Issue 14 outtake
1000912 Feb 2009 download (mirror) Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "Boy did I pick the wrong hemisphere for this year's Float N' Bloat." Best Caper Ever outtake
1001005 Feb 2009 download (mirror) Old-Timey Strong BadOld-Timey Strong Bad Old-Timey Strong Bad: "What manner of uncivilized ribcage is this anyways?" Sickly Sam's Big Outing
1001129 Jan 2009 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Roundy here is from back when I was known as the Popcorn Lumpou." {Without his usual speech impediment} "Lumper." Matt Chapman: "Lumper." Hremail 62 blooper
1001211 Dec 2008 download (mirror) Schenkel McDooSchenkel McDoo Taranchula: "Mired on the moor. Swamped in the sludge. Dying on the floor. Drown in the trudge. Drown in the trudgemank! and so forth..." {The rest of the Trudgemank song plays in place of "and so forth...".} Trudgemank
1001320 Nov 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Aw, what's the use! Forget this reanimating crap. The Cheat! Why don't you do some of your regular animating crap." Most in the Graveyard outtake
100146 Nov 2008 download (mirror) BubsBubs Bubs: "You stay away from my sister!" Most in the Graveyard outtake
1001516 Oct 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Oh STEVEN! I think this may finally be it you guys! After 200 hundred {actually says "two hundred"} emails, I'm finally gonna get to make out with da-da-da DEAR HOMESTAR?!" email thunder outtake
1001626 Sept 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "There's a crazy world of emails in this crazy world. Checkin em down, checkin em down..." {entire email song} alternate universe
1001718 Sept 2008 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner (Matt:) "Try and sound like Homestar too." (Mike:) "I'll do it. *BURP!*" (Matt:) "Sounds like a moth comin' out!" hygiene outtake
1001811 Sept 2008 download (mirror) BubsBubs Bubs: "Oh you know him mo - ooaaaaAAHH Everybody knows how to talk like Bubs!" Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective blooper
1001904 Sept 2008 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "We are just talkin' about Bubs with a piece of paper stapled to his face, right?" {He laughs a little as he says "right".} Happy Dethemberween outtake
1002028 Aug 2008 download (mirror) Senor CardgageSenor Cardgage Senor Cardgage: "You bet, small girl! How bout I hit you on the slant!" Senorial Day outtake
1002114 Aug 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "And I'm like, 'You just jingled a bunch of jangle in my face and called it magic!'" magic trick outtake
1002207 Aug 2008 download (mirror) GunhaverGunhaver Crack Stuntman: "Don't blow this for me, Chimendez!" The Next Epi-Snowed
1002331 Jul 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Some would say, 'pocket,' I say, 'in my pants.'" your edge
1002410 Jul 2008 download (mirror) BubsBubs Bubs: "Yes, 'shaped,' in quotes, like there's a bite taken out of it. There isn't. There IS one! It's a real bite taken out if {actually says "out of it"}, Homestar! I ate it! The Baloneyman outtake
1002526 Jun 2008 download (mirror) Coach ZCoach Z Coach Z: "You don't need no consummate V's to be my bride." Trogday 08 Easter egg
1002619 Jun 2008 download (mirror) Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "Sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said..." Somber Vacation Easter egg
1002705 Jun 2008 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "No, HERE'S my grocery list: Amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing." love poems
1002822 May 2008 download (mirror) The Homestar RunnerThe Homestar Runner (Singers:) "Polymascot foamalate! (The Homestar Runner:) Feed it to the babies. (Singers:) Polymascot foamalate! (Old-Timey Strong Bad:) Or as a topping on soured cream!" 4 branches
1002916 May 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "It's over! And you're walking into a parking lot with the hot guy. It's over! And they all made fun of you but they got stuff dumped on top of them. It's OVER!" {entire end credits song} Teen Girl Squad Issue 14
100308 May 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Verify our range to target! Flood tubes three and four! Hunt for Red October!" Date Nite
100312 May 2008 download (mirror) The Homestar RunnerThe Homestar Runner The Homestar Runner: "Double S here's about to go on his first date with a member of the opposite per-suasion." Sickly Sam's Big Outing
1003224 Apr 2008 download (mirror) The King of TownThe King of Town The King of Town: "I rule the school!" Revenge of the King
1003317 Apr 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "A-can I get a reSTRIC-TED?!" rated
1003429 Mar 2008 download (mirror) Sickly SamSickly Sam Sickly Sam: "I do believe you've spic'd my span." Sickly Sam's Big Outing
1003520 Mar 2008 download (mirror) MarshieMarshie Marshie: "Bomb Capacity Increased!" Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up
The old, the new, the newer, and the loading.

The Quote of the Week is a sound bite from the Homestar Runner body of work. These are found by clicking on the Q at the top of the Main Pages, and are generally updated each week on Thursday. Here is a list of all Quotes of the Week collected since this feature started on January 10, 2002, under the name "Quote of the day". Since early 2004, the Quote of the Week was updated with more regularity. For some time before then, the quote of the week was a "what's new?" oval button. The dates of some quotes are estimated on the basis of the file-modified date.

For the July 29–November 11, 2004 quotes, the quote was only available as a .zip file. As of the November 22 quote, however, the download option appears to only be as a straight MP3, and The Brothers Chaps appear to be deleting each quote of the week as soon as the next one is released.
Quotes after November 11, 2004 are transcribed on the website. Directly saving and opening the Flash file produces some odd results; the standard Homestar image will appear along with a default message, as shown on the right.
On July 27, 2006, a "loading" box was added for while the quote was loading, probably due to the unusual length of that day's quote. The following week, on August 3, 2006, the loading box was removed.


Quotes

Date  Download  Head Quote Source
1000025 Jun 2009 download StinkomanStinkoman Fanmade heavy metal remix of Stinkoman 20X6 Level 1 by VikingGuitar. Be sure and get to the :40 mark! (edited for time/filesize) Quote of the Week exclusive
1000104 Jun 2009 download (mirror) D n' D GregD n' D Greg D n' D Greg: "If I can bargain with the Talenta Halflings, we could all ride in on dinosaur back." Teen Girl Squad Issue 15 outtake
1000210 Apr 2009 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Doodle doodle loot doot doot doot doodoo. Boodle oodle oot doot doo! And so forth." {Inspector Gadget theme continues} Donut Unto Others extended take
1000302 Apr 2009 download (mirror) Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "The beige malaise can last for days." Kick-A-Ball extended take
1000426 Mar 2009 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Don't you remember? That's how you got Darryl Strawbry on your team back then." Kick-A-Ball outtake
1000512 Mar 2009 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "I know how 'em duckie goes! Wack wack." Unknown
1000605 Mar 2009 download (mirror) Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "Aw, this is bad even for my diet. I mean, bulgarless bulgar? How much xanthan gum can a fella take?!" Unknown
10007 26 Feb 2009 download (mirror) MarzipanMarzipan Marzipan: "That's so crazy!!! I'VE always wanted to see Ira Glass and Ira Flatow wrestle too!!" Date Nite
1000819 Feb 2009 download (mirror) CheerleaderCheerleader {A boy: "Uh, what does 'YNCBIINAR2TMTSAYHAOBTHACTCM this summer' mean?"} Cheerleader: "You're Not Cute But If I Need A Ride To The Mall This Summer And You Have An Older Brother That Has A Car Then Call Me!!" Teen Girl Squad Issue 14 outtake
1000912 Feb 2009 download (mirror) Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "Boy did I pick the wrong hemisphere for this year's Float N' Bloat." Best Caper Ever outtake
1001005 Feb 2009 download (mirror) Old-Timey Strong BadOld-Timey Strong Bad Old-Timey Strong Bad: "What manner of uncivilized ribcage is this anyways?" Sickly Sam's Big Outing
1001129 Jan 2009 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Roundy here is from back when I was known as the Popcorn Lumpou." {Without his usual speech impediment} "Lumper." Matt Chapman: "Lumper." Hremail 62 blooper
1001211 Dec 2008 download (mirror) Schenkel McDooSchenkel McDoo Taranchula: "Mired on the moor. Swamped in the sludge. Dying on the floor. Drown in the trudge. Drown in the trudgemank! and so forth..." {The rest of the Trudgemank song plays in place of "and so forth...".} Trudgemank
1001320 Nov 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Aw, what's the use! Forget this reanimating crap. The Cheat! Why don't you do some of your regular animating crap." Most in the Graveyard outtake
100146 Nov 2008 download (mirror) BubsBubs Bubs: "You stay away from my sister!" Most in the Graveyard outtake
1001516 Oct 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Oh STEVEN! I think this may finally be it you guys! After 200 hundred {actually says "two hundred"} emails, I'm finally gonna get to make out with da-da-da DEAR HOMESTAR?!" email thunder outtake
1001626 Sept 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "There's a crazy world of emails in this crazy world. Checkin em down, checkin em down..." {entire email song} alternate universe
1001718 Sept 2008 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner (Matt:) "Try and sound like Homestar too." (Mike:) "I'll do it. *BURP!*" (Matt:) "Sounds like a moth comin' out!" hygiene outtake
1001811 Sept 2008 download (mirror) BubsBubs Bubs: "Oh you know him mo - ooaaaaAAHH Everybody knows how to talk like Bubs!" Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective blooper
1001904 Sept 2008 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "We are just talkin' about Bubs with a piece of paper stapled to his face, right?" {He laughs a little as he says "right".} Happy Dethemberween outtake
1002028 Aug 2008 download (mirror) Senor CardgageSenor Cardgage Senor Cardgage: "You bet, small girl! How bout I hit you on the slant!" Senorial Day outtake
1002114 Aug 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "And I'm like, 'You just jingled a bunch of jangle in my face and called it magic!'" magic trick outtake
1002207 Aug 2008 download (mirror) GunhaverGunhaver Crack Stuntman: "Don't blow this for me, Chimendez!" The Next Epi-Snowed
1002331 Jul 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Some would say, 'pocket,' I say, 'in my pants.'" your edge
1002410 Jul 2008 download (mirror) BubsBubs Bubs: "Yes, 'shaped,' in quotes, like there's a bite taken out of it. There isn't. There IS one! It's a real bite taken out if {actually says "out of it"}, Homestar! I ate it! The Baloneyman outtake
1002526 Jun 2008 download (mirror) Coach ZCoach Z Coach Z: "You don't need no consummate V's to be my bride." Trogday 08 Easter egg
1002619 Jun 2008 download (mirror) Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "Sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said..." Somber Vacation Easter egg
1002705 Jun 2008 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "No, HERE'S my grocery list: Amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing." love poems
1002822 May 2008 download (mirror) The Homestar RunnerThe Homestar Runner (Singers:) "Polymascot foamalate! (The Homestar Runner:) Feed it to the babies. (Singers:) Polymascot foamalate! (Old-Timey Strong Bad:) Or as a topping on soured cream!" 4 branches
1002916 May 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "It's over! And you're walking into a parking lot with the hot guy. It's over! And they all made fun of you but they got stuff dumped on top of them. It's OVER!" {entire end credits song} Teen Girl Squad Issue 14
100308 May 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Verify our range to target! Flood tubes three and four! Hunt for Red October!" Date Nite
100312 May 2008 download (mirror) The Homestar RunnerThe Homestar Runner The Homestar Runner: "Double S here's about to go on his first date with a member of the opposite per-suasion." Sickly Sam's Big Outing
1003224 Apr 2008 download (mirror) The King of TownThe King of Town The King of Town: "I rule the school!" Revenge of the King
1003317 Apr 2008 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "A-can I get a reSTRIC-TED?!" rated
QOW|- id="QW-2008-03-20" 1003420 Mar 2008 download (mirror) Marshie|qod_10_-_marshie. [[licen
1003514 Feb 2008 download (mirror) CheerleaderCheerleader Cheerleader: "As I was saying, Vamlumtimes Day is serious times. If I don't get cards from enough boys, I could lose all my Mindy cred!" Teen Girl Squad Issue 12
1003607 Feb 2008 download (mirror) Old-Timey Strong BadOld-Timey Strong Bad Old-Timey Strong Bad: "Alright, The Sneak, watch me toss these creepity crawlities through the window like I was Edgardo J. Sportsman himself!" Unknown
1003731 Jan 2008 download (mirror) Senor CardgageSenor Cardgage Senor Cardgage: "Carageenan, Monteljohn. Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?" fan club
1003824 Jan 2008 download (mirror) MarshieMarshie Gel-arshie: "I'M AN ABOMINATION! And I'm comin' to your house after school." winter pool
1003917 Jan 2008 download (mirror) Coach ZCoach Z Coach Z: "Mmmmm! Drink in that bun!" environment
1004010 Jan 2008 download (mirror) MarzipanMarzipan Marzipan: "I'm pretty sure that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bob's conces-- Bob's...{Missy briefly laughs and inhales} {I'm pretty sure} that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bubs' constesh-- constession stand." Fall Float Parade blooper
1004113 Dec 2007 download (mirror) DJ Teh CheatDJ Teh Cheat Singers: "Smart drinks. These are smart drinks. (These are definitely not smart drinks.) Have another round. (Don't.)" {entire song: "Smart drinks. (These are not smart drinks.) These are smart drinks. (These are definitely not smart drinks.) These are smart drinks. (Definitely not.) Have another round. (Don't.) {quickly} Have another round! (Don't.)"} nightlife
1004206 Dec 2007 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Ohh! And you think Poodonkis did it." Jibblies 2 outtake
1004329 Nov 2007 download (mirror) Coach ZCoach Z Coach Z: "Coach Z, R-A-P. Accidentally featuring Peacey P..." {entire "Rap Song"} Rap Song
1004415 Nov 2007 download (mirror) Coach ZCoach Z Coach Z: "I feel like that school child on the first day of Christmas!" Unknown
1004501 Nov 2007 download (mirror) MarzipanMarzipan Marzipan: "Jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie. Does that sound frantic?" {Matt can be heard saying "Yeah, keep going" faintly} Jibblies 2 outtake
1004625 Oct 2007 download (mirror) Strong MadStrong Mad Strong Mad: "I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!" haircut
1004725 Oct 2007 download (mirror) Sickly SamSickly Sam Sickly Sam: "Can you spare any mush for me?" Parsnips A-Plenty
1004818 Oct 2007 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Oh, way to impress, Spirit of St. Loolis. The peanut brittle coulda swam better than that." business trip (first sentence an outtake)
1004912 Oct 2007 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Borgorroth of Coolswordorroth shimmies for no man!" web comics
1005004 Oct 2007 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Oh and one more thing, if your jim-jams happen to be a pair of takelongs..." {Matt can be heard laughing faintly} slumber party outtake
1005127 Sept 2007 download (mirror) Strong MadStrong Mad Strong Mad: "Did you just say polychaete worms?" caffeine outtake
1005220 Sept 2007 download (mirror) Coach ZCoach Z Coach Z: "Oh. I guess I forgort to port. Oh! I guess I forgat to prat! OH! Gorka fa pork!" mini-golf
1005313 Sept 2007 download (mirror) The Sad KidsThe Sad Kids The Sad Kids: "Frosty? Flurry." Unknown
1005406 Sept 2007 download (mirror) Senor CardgageSenor Cardgage Senor Cardgage: "Oh. I should eat a pony." original
1005530 Aug 2007 download (mirror) sloshysloshy sloshy: "We don't really even care about you. Get out of my backyard or maybe don't. Cause I'm about to watch a movie movie movie oh!" {entire "We Don't Even Really Care About You" song} concert extended song
1005623 Aug 2007 download (mirror) Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "Yeah, I don't think sloshy could arpeggiate a diminished 7th if their philosophy degrees depended on it." concert outtake
1005716 Aug 2007 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "I'm gonna be so far under par, I'm gonna be over par!" {The Cheat: {The Cheat noises} Strong Bad: "Oh, well then, I'll just be really far under par, then."} mini-golf outtake
1005809 Aug 2007 download (mirror) BubsBubs Bubs: "That would be a sweet deal I couldn't resist! N-E-S-T-L-E-S!" Ever and More! outtake
1005921 Jun 2007 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Garbage disposal: what a way to go! Garbage disposal, meet So and So." Teen Girl Squad Issue 13
1006014 Jun 2007 download (mirror) That Ugly OneThat Ugly One The Ugly One: "I love longitudes." Cheerleader: "Not me, I'm a latitude snob." Teen Girl Squad Issue 11 outtake (see also Sketchbook)
1006107 Jun 2007 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "So what are you saying? That you -GULP- want his bod?" Date Nite
1006224 May 2007 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Do not attempt to adjust those trucker caps you're all wearing. Or wait, in fact, DO adjust them. Everybody turn your trucker caps sidewise!" Field Day Intro
1006317 May 2007 download (mirror) MarzipanMarzipan Marzipan: "There was this little worm and I brought him inside because he seemed like he would fit into a little jar. And I gave him the name of Fat Albert." Homestarloween Party extended clip
1006411 May 2007 download (mirror) Strong MadStrong Mad Strong Mad: "Did you just say parakeet?" caffeine
1006503 May 2007 download (mirror) StinkomanStinkoman Stinkoman: "We deserve a break! Everyone grab a spoon and take a break with pudding." Under Construction outtake
1006626 Apr 2007 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Oh, hello guys! This is my talk and mouth move. Great times!" Quote of the Week exclusive recorded for the Georgia Tech Talk
1006719 Apr 2007 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Drinko some Malinko! Malinko flavored water! Crystal clear like domestic beer!" rough copy (second phrase an outtake)
1006812 Apr 2007 download (mirror) Blue Laser CommanderBlue Laser Commander Blue Laser Commander: "These hardly qualify as PANTS!" An Important Rap Song outtake
1006905 Apr 2007 download (mirror) Drive-Thru WhaleDrive-Thru Whale Drive-Thru Whale: "Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day." Drive-Thru
1007022 Mar 2007 download (mirror) TaranchulaTaranchula Taranchula: "Ooh hoo ha ha haaa. Brother in a jar. Brother in a jar. Brotherinajar!" {entire "Brother in a Jar" song} your funeral
1007115 Mar 2007 download (mirror) GunhaverGunhaver Crack Stuntman: "I've had it up to HERE with your shinoligans! {pronounces "shinoligans" like "SHY-knowligans"} If you could see me you'd see that I'm holding my hand up to my chin. And I'm pretty tall!" Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2 outtake
1007208 Mar 2007 download (mirror) The King of TownThe King of Town The King of Town: "Woo! What is that reek? The Poopsmith, you smell like a Crapsmith." KOT's VOQPCS!
1007301 Mar 2007 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "I wonder how you spell tabasco. TABASCOooo!" the movies
1007422 Feb 2007 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Singers: You and me, babe, livin for dreams, lifin' for love, drinkin' for free. Sittin' on top of an old robot, sharin' and carin' it out. The memory's scrubbin' you down! theme song
1007515 Feb 2007 download (mirror) CheerleaderCheerleader Teen Girl Squad: "2-3-4. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What we gone get? Several boys! How we gonna get em? Uh...um...er..." Teen Girl Squad Issue 12
1007608 Feb 2007 download (mirror) King Bubsgonzola SupremeKing Bubsgonzola Supreme Singers: "King Bubsgonzola King-King Bubsgonzola Supreme" unnatural
1007701 Feb 2007 download (mirror) MarzipanMarzipan Marzipan: "Word booty!" looking old
1007818 Jan 2007 download (mirror) Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "I can't remember cereal, I can't remember TV. Is it football season yet? I don't even watch football. I hate football but I'll play football. Run you over in football..." {quote continues: "Run you down the field like a clown!"} caffeine, though under Strong Bad's voiceover
1007911 Jan 2007 download (mirror) BubsBubs Bubs: "Crabadonk. Crabadonk! CRABADONK!" the chair multiple takes
1008021 Dec 2006 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "A-listen to me now. Cheer up, Coach Z. It doesn't have to be creepy and depressing all the time..." {entire "Cheer Up, Coach Z" song} Decemberween Short Shorts
1008114 Dec 2006 download (mirror) Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "Strong Bad, did you put {Matt laughs a little while still maintaining his Strong Sad voice} Montelbon pheremones..?" what I want blooper
1008207 Dec 2006 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Whoa, it's been upgraded to stank. Just last week it was only stink. Stonk can't be far away." the chair outtake
1008330 Nov 2006 download (mirror) The Homestar RunnerThe Homestar Runner The Homestar Runner: "Well, folks, you know what that means... Now I'll do a dance." 20X6 vs. 1936
1008417 Nov 2006 download (mirror) Videlectrix GuysVidelectrix Guys Videlectrix Guys: "What did I say?! Good gr- To make good- What did I tell you to do?! To make good graphics. GOOD GRAPHICS!" {quote continues: "I COME TO WORK AND I HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS MESS! I can make good graphics. I—YOU BETTER MAKE GOOD GRAPHICS! I'M SUPPOSED TO RELEASE A VIDEO COMPUTER GAME ON TV WITHOUT THIS GRAPHIC! What? YOU HEARD ME!"} Peasant's Quest Preview Easter egg
1008509 Nov 2006 download (mirror) What's Her FaceWhat's Her Face What's Her Face: "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation." Teen Girl Squad Issue 4
1008603 Nov 2006 download (mirror) MarzipanMarzipan Singer: "Want some bread and butter pickles. Ooo-ahh! Give me that bread and butter pickle, bread and butter pickle. You are." Happy Hallow-day music from Marzipan's song with lyrics
1008727 Oct 2006 download (mirror) MarzipanMarzipan Marzipan: "Oh yes, folks, there's no better way to be brutally honest with someone than to construct a hate float and put it in a televised parade." Fall Float Parade outtake
1008820 Oct 2006 download (mirror) MarshieMarshie Marshie: "Take a trip to the mountains!" retirement
1008912 Oct 2006 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Doo doot. Tch. Doo doo dit. Tch. Doot doo doot. Tch. It's the hold music..." {quote continues: "...do doot. Tch. Pa doo doot. Tch. Boodoo doo doot. Tch. Hold music!"} isp
1009025 Sep 2006 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Naw it's a moon computer. Y'know, the kind the planets use to do their taxes." A Decemberween Pageant
1009118 Sep 2006 download (mirror) Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "Tonight is my night to play Caaardinal Sins." Where's The Cheat?
1009207 Sep 2006 download (mirror) Melt ShakeMelt Shake Singers: "And now we're jammin. Jammin tunes, jammin tunes. Now we're jammin. jumbo/LARGE!" road trip
1009331 Aug 2006 download (mirror) Blue Laser CommanderBlue Laser Commander Blue Laser Commander: "Awesome! Just...AWESOME!" Unknown
1009418 Aug 2006 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "When email comes to town you know, you know it's like a rainstorm in your browser.When email comes to town I know, I know it's like a netscape hurricane" theme song email intro extended version, with background music from the end of the email
1009511 Aug 2006 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Hey guys! H'whatcha teekenbot?" Strong Bad is a Bad Guy
1009603 Aug 2006 download (mirror) What's Her FaceWhat's Her Face What's Her Face and The Ugly One: "And the chumbly wumbly bear came a tumblin down! Did he sell beans? Lord no! Did he sell eggs? Lord no! But he couldn't...so he stapled it down!" {entire chumbly wumbly bear song} Teen Girl Squad Issue 11
1009727 Jul 2006 download (mirror) Lazor LarryLazor Larry Lazor Larry: "She was only 2017-She was a low res beauty queen-She was a brain sister-Texas Instruments all day-She remembers how they used to duet-Tha'll think you know what I mean." {entire "Brain Sister" song} Summer Short Shorts
1009820 Jul 2006 download (mirror) Science Fiction GregScience Fiction Greg Science Fiction Greg: "Oh, I can take my shirt off." Teen Girl Squad Issue 11
1009913 Jul 2006 download (mirror) The King of TownThe King of Town The King of Town: "Let the KOT have some!" senior prom outtake
1010006 Jul 2006 download (mirror) MarzipanMarzipan Marzipan: "We are the Cool Tapes. We make some phat papes. Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.(x3) {Strong Mad: DOLEY-O! The Cheat: (The Cheat noises)} Stop creepin' at me." Weclome Back outtake
1010129 Jun 2006 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "You will note the artist's attention to fine wines, his masterful use of shadow...stevens. Circle gets the square." portrait outtake
1010218 May 2006 download (mirror) Small Mouth Strong MadSmall Mouth Strong Mad Small Mouth Strong Mad: "I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!!" isp outtake
1010311 May 2006 download (mirror) MarzipanMarzipan Marzipan: "Hey! Watch those hands David Coppafeel!" senior prom outtake
1010404 May 2006 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Alright I gotta get out of here. I'm meetin Delelilia for some vietma- viamatese tunuffins!" senior prom outtake
1010527 Apr 2006 download (mirror) Senor CardgageSenor Cardgage Senor Cardgage: "Oh...I live a hard life." {faint laughter from Mike can be heard at end} Unknown
1010606 Apr 2006 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "You got the munch, the crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out alright..." {entire SBLOUNSKCHED! jingle} candy product
1010730 Mar 2006 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S! ...scalawag." local news
1010824 Mar 2006 download (mirror) Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "Your computer room is now my tai chi space. And it doubles as my chai tea space, too!" Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon outtake
1010916 Mar 2006 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "You're doing great! Now shoulders down! One and two! Feel the burn and go to bed! Make some breakfast, talk to me!" lady fan
1011010 Mar 2006 download (mirror) The King of TownThe King of Town The King of Town: Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by DJ Teh Cheat) Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2
1011102 Mar 2006 download (mirror) Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad: "Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?!" Teen Girl Squad Issue 10
1011223 Feb 2006 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "What?! Under Siege 2?? You got me this for like the last 3 years, man!" The Best Decemberween Ever outtake
1011316 Feb 2006 download (mirror) BubsBubs Bubs as Dr. Christmas: "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread." A Decemberween Pageant outtake
1011409 Feb 2006 download (mirror) The Jolly DumpleThe Jolly Dumple Special Fanstuff Quote of the Day!! High school band actually playing the CGNU Fight Song! {entire instrumental fight song with opening and closing comments} Quote of the Week exclusive; references the emails mascot (song) and mile (beginning and end)
1011502 Feb 2006 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "The Cheatbot! Do you use that same mouth to kiss your... motherboard." technology outtake
1011626 Jan 2006 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "They flew on a sweet, sweet mushroom bridge to the...baseball...game." flashback outtake
1011719 Jan 2006 download (mirror) CheerleaderCheerleader Cheerleader: "I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas." death metal Easter egg
1011812 Jan 2006 download (mirror) BubsBubs Bubs: "Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, 'Hey!' No, no, just--Tell her I said, 'Bananas!' Tell her I said, 'A bluh-buncha bananas.'" Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0
1011908 Dec 2005 download (mirror) Coach ZCoach Z Coach Z: "You say tomater, I zader matermorts." Fall Float Parade
1012025 Nov 2005 download (mirror) HomsarHomsar Two Homsars: "Let's sing a song of Pennzoil!" Fall Float Parade
1012117 Nov 2005 download (mirror) Old-Timey Strong BadOld-Timey Strong Bad Old-Timey Strong Bad: "I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!" That A Ghost
1012210 Nov 2005 download (mirror) The King of TownThe King of Town The King of Town: "The punishment is not too bad, eh?" Revenge of the King
1012303 Nov 2005 download (mirror) BubsBubs Bubs: "You're pretty good, shorty! That's worth an Under Siege 2 collector's spoon!" Halloween Potion-ma-jig outtake
1012427 Oct 2005 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Oh! Very mean things...to say. Funny also, too." Unknown
1012521 Oct 2005 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Singers: "Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy." {entire song} Strong Bad is a Bad Guy
1012620 Oct 2005 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "The good times are over!!" Bug in Mouth Disease
1012706 Oct 2005 download (mirror) Horrible PaintingHorrible Painting Horrible Painting: "Come on in heeeeere." bottom 10
1012829 Sep 2005 download (mirror) The Geddup NoiseThe Geddup Noise The Geddup Noise Indie-tronic Remix by DJ Teh Cheat geddup noise
1012922 Sep 2005 download (mirror) Sickly SamSickly Sam Sickly Sam: "Can you spare any mush for me?" Parsnips-A-Plenty
1013015 Sep 2005 download (mirror) ReynoldReynold Strong Bad as Reynold: "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me." Cheat Commandos
1013108 Sep 2005 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "What in Pete Sampras is going on here?!?" Cool Things
1013201 Sep 2005 download (mirror) 1-Up1-Up 1-Up: "I want pudding!" Under Construction
1013325 Aug 2005 download (mirror) Marshie|qod 1| Malloween Commercial outtake
1013418 Aug 2005 download (mirror) MarzipanFile:qod Marzipan: "Ready boys? 1-2-3-4 Cool tapes are cool 'cause they're where it's at. Cool tapes are cool and we like it like that..." {entire song} Cool Things
1013511 Aug 2005 download (mirror) Senor CardgageSenor Cardgage Senor Cardgage: "My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!" Senorial Day
1013604 Aug 2005 download (mirror) Coach ZCoach Z Coach Z: "IT'S DAZZLE-MAZING!!" Happy Fireworks
1013721 Jul 2005 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!" bottom 10
1013807 Jul 2005 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "A wagon full of pamcakes? In the Champeenship?! I'd like to see ya try!" montage
1013930 Jun 2005 download (mirror) BubsBubs Bubs: "Check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out..." {continues} Lookin at a Thing in a Bag
1014023 Jun 2005 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "You bet! Hit me on the slant!" Senorial Day
1014116 Jun 2005 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER!!!" Bug In Mouth Disease
1014210 Jun 2005 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough Twinkies." Where the Crap Are We?
1014302 Jun 2005 download (mirror) HomsarHomsar Homsar: "AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!" origins
1014412 May 2005 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "I'm on a RAMPAGE!!" rampage
1014528 Apr 2005 download (mirror) Coach ZCoach Z Coach Z: "Once again Biscuit Dough Hands Man slips through our fingers!" Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon
1014621 Apr 2005 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: {imitating the Lappy 486's start-up noise} "Dong DIIING!!!" animal
1014714 Apr 2005 download (mirror) Strong MadStrong Mad Strong Mad: "I'M THE HUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" other days
1014831 Mar 2005 download (mirror) The Homestar RunnerThe Homestar Runner The Homestar Runner: "Well, folks, you know what that means: Now I'll do a dance." 20X6 vs. 1936
1014925 Mar 2005 download (mirror) BubsBubs Bubs as Dr. Christmas: "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread." A Decemberween Pageant
1015017 Mar 2005 download (mirror) The King of TownThe King of Town The King of Town: "Stop what? I don't do nothing!" 3 Times Halloween Funjob
1015110 Mar 2005 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Oh. Why do you...guys...like me anymore. I—I've lost it!" origins outtake
1015227 Feb 2005 download (mirror) CrackotageCrackotage Crackotage: "Look out below, geronimo! Hee hee HA HA!" Cheat Commandos...O's
1015317 Feb 2005 download (mirror) HomsarHomsar Homsar: "I'm the human wedgie!" origins
1015410 Feb 2005 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awww." kids' book
1015527 Jan 2005 download (mirror) BubsBubs Powered by The Cheat Bubs: "My name's Bubs! This is my regulah voice!" Sample of Style
1015620 Jan 2005 download (mirror) CheerleaderCheerleader Cheerleader: "We're Kissyboots and it's nice to meetcha" {entire song} Teen Girl Squad Issue 8
1015714 Jan 2005 download (mirror) HomsarHomsar Homsar: "Alms for the pudgy? Alms for the pudgy?" Homestar Presents: Presents
1015830 Dec 2004 download (mirror) MarshieMarshie Marshie: "BOOGIDY BOOGIDY! I'll scare your dad!" Malloween Commercial
1015916 Dec 2004 download (mirror) Strong SadStrong Sad Strong Sad as The Deathly Pallor: "We got another 50 minutes straight of music free commercials comin atcha! Don't you touch that- zabbitablough!" radio outtake
1016009 Dec 2004 download (mirror) BubsBubs Bubs presumably as The Wheelchair: "I know you're close by, Eh, Steve. I can smell your natural musk!" Sweet Cuppin' Cakes possible outtake
1016102 Dec 2004 download (mirror) Homestar RunnerHomestar Runner Homestar Runner: "Li'l Brudder! I—I don't know what I'm doing with my life!" crying
1016222 Nov 2004 download (mirror) Strong BadStrong Bad Strong Bad: "I doh du duoh crapfully yours. ID DO DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!" virus
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1016412 Jan 2004 [[Mirror:: "Marzipan, Marzipan!!!" caffeine
1016503 Nov 2003 [[Mirror:hs_ (mirror) Strong Bad: "Jeez, The Cheat, you can't sneak up on a brotha like that!" privileges
101661 "I could go for a few cold ones right about now." Where My Hat Is At?
10167Unknown download (mirror) Strong Bad: "Possums!" Teen Girl Squad Issue 3

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