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'''STRONG BAD''': {typing} {in a high-pitched, mocking voice} Oooohhh! Why don't you creat an alternate reality where you don't have to spell correctly and I talk like this. And your name is Watered Down. {clears screen, continues typing in normal voice} A montage, eh Watered Down? Like, about whatever? Okay. I'll make a montage about... | '''STRONG BAD''': {typing} {in a high-pitched, mocking voice} Oooohhh! Why don't you creat an alternate reality where you don't have to spell correctly and I talk like this. And your name is Watered Down. {clears screen, continues typing in normal voice} A montage, eh Watered Down? Like, about whatever? Okay. I'll make a montage about... | ||
Revision as of 14:58, 8 November 2004
Strong Bad Email #117
Strong Bad creats a few montages about a Wagon Fulla Pancakes.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, The Cheat, Homestar Runner, Coach Z
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Transcript
STRONG BAD: {announcing} Tonight on Strong Bad Email: Comedian Coach Z, actress Marzipan, and some guy from a zoo.
{reading}
Dear Strong Bad, Why don't you creat a montage? Steve Surf City, NJ
{Strong Bad pronounces "creat" as it is spelled and reads NJ as "No Job"}
STRONG BAD: {typing} {in a high-pitched, mocking voice} Oooohhh! Why don't you creat an alternate reality where you don't have to spell correctly and I talk like this. And your name is Watered Down. {clears screen, continues typing in normal voice} A montage, eh Watered Down? Like, about whatever? Okay. I'll make a montage about...
{cut to an empty field} me {Strong Bad appears}, and a wagon {appears}. Full of pancakes. {pancakes appear in wagon}
{diamond wipe to Strong Bad and the wagon walking past Bubs's Concession Stand}
{wipe to Strong Bad kicking the wagon} {cut to Strong Bad pulling the wagon uphill}
STRONG BAD: Oooh, or maybe a montage of me falling in love with the wagon full of pancakes.
{heart wipe to Strong Bad in a boat with the wagon. They are both holding glasses of wine.}
{singing}
Let's make this moment be the symbol of our lives
{cut to Strong Bad and the wagon listening to a Taranchula LP on headphones}
We'll pawn your dad's computer
{cut to Strong Bad and the wagon, under the stars}
and we'll sail to paradise
{cut to Strong Bad and the wagon spinning around}
{cut to Strong Bad and the wagon at the movies}
You're a girl or maybe a wagon
{cut to Strong Bad and the wagon at a fast food place. Strong Bad puts ketchup on some fries}
filled up with pancakes
{cut to Strong Bad frolicing across a field as the wagon follows (on its own)}
STRONG BAD: Or maybe a montage of the wagon full of pancakes {cut to the inside of the house from Halloween} and The Cheat being down on their luck door to door salesmen.
{cut to The Cheat lying in the wagon as the wagon rolls past} {several doors slam} {singing}
You can't do it so give up now Whatcha gonna do when your dough runs out Ain't that a drag?
{cut to the wagon sitting in an arm chair while the Cheat lies on the floor in front, smoking}
'STRONG BAD: No, I got it. A montage of the wagon full of pancakes training {cut to Homestar in a shirt that says "The #1" looking at the wagon in a field} for the championship.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: A wagon full of pamcakes in the champeenship? I'd like to see you try. {zoom in on pancakes} {cut to the wagon climbing the stairs of a football bleachers} {cut to a close up of the wagon} {cut to the wagon in front of a 500 lbs. barbell}
STRONG BAD: {singing}
Guts, guts and might {the wagon's handle collapses on top of the barbell}
{cut to Strong Bad and the wagon on a track}
Lifting weights and feeling alright {Strong Bad clicks a stop watch}
{cut to sillouhetted Strong Bad and the wagon running along a beach at sunset}
It's a showdown going down
Now you're starting to mess around showdown
{cut to the wagon ascending the bleachers again}
Put your nose down showdown
{cut to Homestar fighting the wagon as Coach Z looks on in a referee costume}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hiya! Hiya! {Homestar kicks} {the wagon's handle falls on Homestar and Homestar falls down} Oof!
COACH Z: The pamcakes wins!
{buzzer sounds, score changes from 6-6 to 6-7}
STRONG BAD: {singing} Show down
{cut to Strong Bad at the computer}
STRONG BAD: {typing} Those were some good montages, eh Watered Down? That was like, a montage of montages. The only thing we left out is the end credits photo montage. Hit it!
{cut to a glossy of Strong Bad and the wagon in the boat}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing}
Partying party party party
{cut to glossy of Strong Bad and the wagon on the beach}
It's the weekend party party party
{cut to a closeup of The Cheat lying on the floor}
CAPTION: The Cheat never sold a single box of toner. He is currently unemployed.
And a wagon party party party
Full of pancakes
{cut to Homestar kicking in the gym}
CAPTION: Homestar sold his "The #1" shirt for $3(US). He got a good deal.
party party party
{cut to Strong Bad frolicing across the field alone}
CAPTION: Strong Bad went on to host some show on Animal Planet.
CAPTION: It was cancelled before the first commercial break.
And we're partying party party party
{cut to the wagon with fedora}
CAPTION: After winning the champeenship, the Wagon Fulla Pancakes did some local TV spots for a used car dealership.
It's the weekend party party party
And we're partying party party party
Everybody does it tonight
CAPTION: It currently resides in Long Beach with its spouse and 2 children.
Easter Eggs
- Wait a bit at the end to see what becomes of The Paper.
- At the end, click on "4 Wheels" on the wagon to see Homestar, undefeated in spirit.
- At the end, click on "Strong Bad" to see a scene remniscient of an old Nintendo game, Mike Tyson's Punch Out!!!.
Fun Facts
The song Homestar is singing in the Easter Egg ("You're the Best") comes from the fighting montage during the tournament in the 1984 masterpiece, "The Karate Kid."
The scene with Strong Bad and the Wagon Fulla Pancakes sitting in the canoe is reminiscent of Strong Bad email #44, lures & jigs, where Strong Bad and Coach Z fish in the exact same spot.
