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| + | ''{Close-up of the lower half of Strong Bad's face. He holds his hand over his mouth.}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{sotto voce}'' Shhh! Shut up, you guys! I'm checkin' email from work today, and I can't let The Man know what I'm doing! | ||
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| + | ''{Cut to Strong Bad typing on a computer with a grey monitor, | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Oh, tiptoe your fingers 'cross the keyboard for the quietest email you can check. | ||
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| + | ''{Buzz noise. An error message with a picture of a hand blocking a basketball appears with the text "BLOCKED! Back to work, drone!"}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Oh, man. They got everything blocked now. Even those awesome pop-up insurance with the cool mini-games in 'em. I tasered that gnome like ten times! ''{stops typing}'' Good thing The Cheat hooked me up with this Cheatware! | ||
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| + | ''{Strong Bad holds up a yellow 3.5" diskette with black spots; the label reads "Cheatware ver. 2.1" and has an ASCII drawing of The Cheat. He puts it in the computer. The text "Grandma Edgar's Corporate Firewall Get-Arounder" appears on the screen with a picture of an old woman and a brick wall. The screen changes to an animation of the old woman pole vaulting over the wall into an envelope.}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, nice work, pixo-Granny! Undermine those corporate oppressors on witcha bad self! ''{brings up email}'' | ||
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| + | <blockquote class="lappy email"> | ||
| + | <div></div> | ||
| + | Dear Strong Bad,<br> | ||
| + | If you could have any job in the whole<br> | ||
| + | world, regardless of how much it pays, what<br> | ||
| + | would you have?<br> | ||
| + | From The Nitwon | ||
| + | </blockquote> | ||
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| + | ''{Strong Bad reads "The Nitwon" as "The Nittle One"}}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' You ask like I haven't told you guys a million times... ''{drumroll sounds; Strong Bad clears screen}'' I'd be a 2nd 2nd Assistant Space Whale Scrubber! ''{"tada" sound effect; the words "Space Whale Scrubber" flash in many colors}'' Cause <!--sic--> those are the ones that get to wear that glittery pantsuit and use a lazormop to scrub all the nudules and crudules off the whale's dorsal ridge! | ||
==Easter Eggs== | ==Easter Eggs== | ||
Revision as of 22:01, 9 April 2007
| Strong Bad Email #169 |
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Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Bubs, Strong Sad, Homestar Runner, Pom Pom
Places:The Office
Computer: Corpy NT6
Date: April 9, 2007
Running Time: 3:24
Page Title: Corpy NT6!
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Transcript
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{Close-up of the lower half of Strong Bad's face. He holds his hand over his mouth.}
STRONG BAD: {sotto voce} Shhh! Shut up, you guys! I'm checkin' email from work today, and I can't let The Man know what I'm doing!
{Cut to Strong Bad typing on a computer with a grey monitor,
STRONG BAD: {singing} Oh, tiptoe your fingers 'cross the keyboard for the quietest email you can check.
{Buzz noise. An error message with a picture of a hand blocking a basketball appears with the text "BLOCKED! Back to work, drone!"}
STRONG BAD: {typing} Oh, man. They got everything blocked now. Even those awesome pop-up insurance with the cool mini-games in 'em. I tasered that gnome like ten times! {stops typing} Good thing The Cheat hooked me up with this Cheatware!
{Strong Bad holds up a yellow 3.5" diskette with black spots; the label reads "Cheatware ver. 2.1" and has an ASCII drawing of The Cheat. He puts it in the computer. The text "Grandma Edgar's Corporate Firewall Get-Arounder" appears on the screen with a picture of an old woman and a brick wall. The screen changes to an animation of the old woman pole vaulting over the wall into an envelope.}
STRONG BAD: Oh, nice work, pixo-Granny! Undermine those corporate oppressors on witcha bad self! {brings up email}
Dear Strong Bad,
If you could have any job in the whole
world, regardless of how much it pays, what
would you have?
From The Nitwon
{Strong Bad reads "The Nitwon" as "The Nittle One"}}
STRONG BAD: {typing} You ask like I haven't told you guys a million times... {drumroll sounds; Strong Bad clears screen} I'd be a 2nd 2nd Assistant Space Whale Scrubber! {"tada" sound effect; the words "Space Whale Scrubber" flash in many colors} Cause those are the ones that get to wear that glittery pantsuit and use a lazormop to scrub all the nudules and crudules off the whale's dorsal ridge!
Easter Eggs
- Click on the Dullard to bring up a Dullard comic. Click on it again to close it.
- Click on "work" at the end to play "Tazer the Gnome For Low Prices."
Fun Facts
Explanations
- A firewall is meant to protect a computer or network from viruses or spyware.
Inside References
- This is the fifth email running to mention DNA Evidence.
Real-World References
- Dictionary.com includes the meanings of various words.
External Links
- watch "from work"
- watch "from work" on the old Flash site
- view the Flash file for "from work"
- forum thread re: "from work"
