User:Thy Not Dennis/QotW Archive Project
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| + | |- id="QW-2003-12-10" | ||
| + | | {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}10 Dec 2003 | ||
| + | | [[Mirror:ss_marzipan.wav|download]] (mirror) | ||
| + | | '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Marzipan, Marzipan!!!" | ||
| + | | [[caffeine]] | ||
| + | |||
| + | |- id="QW-2003-11-03" | ||
| + | | {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}03 Nov 2003 | ||
| + | | [[Mirror:hs_grabbinbutt.mp3|download]] (mirror) | ||
| + | | '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "And somebody's a-ga-wabbin' a-my butt." | ||
| + | | [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] multiple takes | ||
| + | |||
| + | |- id="QW-2003-09-29" | ||
| + | | {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}29 Sep 2003 | ||
| + | | [[Mirror:ss_foodanymore.mp3|download]] (mirror) | ||
| + | | '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "I don't like food anymore" | ||
| + | | [[2 years]] | ||
| + | |||
| + | |- id="QW-2003-09-08" | ||
| + | | {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}08 Sep 2003 | ||
| + | | [[Mirror:sb_jig.mp3|download]] (mirror) | ||
| + | | '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes, and [[The Cheat]] learned to fly!" | ||
| + | | [[kids' book]] Easter egg ([[strongbad_email.exe|DVD version]]) | ||
| + | |||
| + | |- id="QW-2003-09-01" | ||
| + | | {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}01 Sep 2003 | ||
| + | | [[Mirror:sb_kingmessup.mp3|download]] (mirror) | ||
| + | | '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town. Like you aren't an easy jab for my witty glivers and put-dubs." | ||
| + | | [[labor day]] blooper | ||
| + | |||
| + | |- id="QW-2003-08-28" | ||
| + | | {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}28 Aug 2003 | ||
| + | | [[Mirror:bubs_sugarspice.wav|download]] (mirror) | ||
| + | | '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shake it once! Shake it twice, a-gimme little bit o' sugar spice!" | ||
| + | | [[Bubs#Character Video Transcript|Bubs' character tape]] | ||
| + | |||
| + | |- id="QW-2003-08-25" | ||
| + | | {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}25 Aug 2003 | ||
| + | | [[Mirror:ss_animal.wav|download]] (mirror) | ||
| + | | '''[[Strong Sad]]''': "Oh, some animal died." | ||
| + | | [[impression]]; Homestar's impression as actually spoken by Strong Sad | ||
| + | |||
| + | |- id="QW-sneak_up_on_a_brotha" | ||
| + | | {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}?? Jun 2003 | ||
| + | | [[Mirror:sb_sneakup.mp3|download]] (mirror) | ||
| + | | '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Jeez, The Cheat, you can't sneak up on a brotha like that!" | ||
| + | | [[privileges]] | ||
| + | |||
| + | |- id="QW-2003-03-17" | ||
| + | | {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}17 Mar 2003 | ||
| + | | [[Mirror:hs_brutus.mp3|download]] (mirror) | ||
| + | | '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Let's do this like Brutus." | ||
| + | | [[monster truck]] | ||
| + | |||
| + | |- id="QW-2002-01-28" | ||
| + | | {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}28 Jan 2002 | ||
| + | | [[Mirror:hs_coldones.mp3|download]] (mirror) | ||
| + | | '''[[Homestar Runner]]:''' "I could go for a few [[cold one]]s right about now." | ||
| + | | [[Where My Hat Is At?]] | ||
| + | |||
| + | |- id="QW-possums" | ||
| + | | {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown | ||
| + | | [[Mirror:sb_possums.mp3|download]] (mirror) | ||
| + | | '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Possums!" | ||
| + | | [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]] | ||
| + | |||
| + | |- id="QW-assaulted" | ||
| + | | {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown | ||
| + | | [[Mirror:k_assaulted.mp3|download]] (mirror) | ||
| + | | '''[[The King of Town]]''': "Dwoo hoo! We hoo! Woo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo di dhoo hoo!" | ||
| + | | [[Where's The Cheat?]] | ||
| + | |||
| + | |- id="QW-coach_z" | ||
| + | | {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown | ||
| + | | [[Mirror:cz_oachz.mp3|download]] (mirror) | ||
| + | | '''[[Coach Z]]:''' My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an 'oach Z'." | ||
| + | | [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]] | ||
| + | |||
| + | |- id="QW-lazy_crap_for_crap" | ||
| + | | {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown | ||
| + | | [[Mirror:sb_crap4crap.mp3|download]] (mirror) | ||
| + | | '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Why you lazy crap for crap!" | ||
| + | | [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]] | ||
| + | |||
| + | |- id="QW-quote_of_the_day" | ||
| + | | {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown | ||
| + | | [[Mirror:sb_qod.mp3|download]] (mirror) | ||
| + | | '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "This is the quote of the day!" | ||
| + | | Quote of the Week exclusive | ||
| + | |||
| + | |- id="QW-pretty_good_one" | ||
| + | | {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown | ||
| + | | [[Mirror:sb_fart.mp3|download]] (mirror) | ||
| + | | '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{farts}'' "You guys, that was a pretty good one." ''{laughs}'' | ||
| + | | Quote of the Week exclusive | ||
| + | |||
| + | |- id="QW-check_me_out" | ||
| + | | {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown | ||
| + | | [[Mirror:sb_checkme2.mp3|download]] (mirror) | ||
| + | | '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Check me out! No, seriously, check me out." | ||
| + | | [[First Time Here?]] (similar) | ||
| + | |||
| + | |- id="QW-strong_bad_show" | ||
| + | | {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown | ||
| + | | [[Mirror:sb_sbshow.mp3|download]] (mirror) | ||
| + | | '''[[Strong Bad]]''': ''{Singing}'' "This is the Strong Bad show, everybody come on down, there's gonna be lots a guests, and it's gonna be pretty fun, maybe at the end, I'll have a serious moment to talk to you guys, but right now I'm gonna throw a bunch of [[Pie|pies]], at The Cheat!" | ||
| + | | Quote of the Week exclusive | ||
| + | |||
| + | |- id="QW-bust_a_wicked_solo" | ||
| + | | {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown | ||
| + | | [[Mirror:sb_wickedsolo.mp3|download]] (mirror) | ||
| + | | '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Okay, now I got to bust a wicked solo. ''{a bad acoustic guitar solo is played}'' Thank you, goodnight!" | ||
| + | | [[vacation]] | ||
| + | |||
| + | |- id="QW-a_belle" | ||
| + | | {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown | ||
| + | | [[Mirror:hs_imabelle.wav|download]] (mirror) | ||
| + | | '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "I'm a belle!" | ||
| + | | [[halloweener]] | ||
| + | |||
| + | |- id="QW-pee_my_pants" | ||
| + | | {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown | ||
| + | | [[Mirror:hs_peepants.mp3|download]] (mirror) | ||
| + | | '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': "Seriously, [[Pom Pom]], I'm about to pee my [[Homestar Runner's Pants|pants]]." | ||
| + | | [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] | ||
| + | |||
| + | |- id="QW-vacation_outtake" | ||
| + | | {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown | ||
| + | | [[Mirror:sb_clockmessup.mp3|download]] (mirror) | ||
| + | | '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "It's that cloc—" '''[[Mike Chapman]]:''' "Sorry." | ||
| + | | [[vacation]] blooper | ||
| + | |||
| + | |- id="QW-pretty_impressed" | ||
| + | | {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown | ||
| + | | [[Mirror:sb_impressive.mp3|download]] (mirror) | ||
| + | | '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're pretty impressed." | ||
| + | | [[Homestar Quiz]] | ||
| + | |||
| + | |- id="QW-the_very_strongest" | ||
| + | | {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown | ||
| + | | [[Mirror:sb_strongest.mp3|download]] (mirror) | ||
| + | | '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "I am the very strongest. You guys are not very strong." | ||
| + | | [[original book]] line | ||
| + | |||
| + | |- id="QW-matt" | ||
| + | | {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown | ||
| + | | [[Mirror:sb_matt.mp3|download]] (mirror) | ||
| + | | '''[[Strong Bad]]:''' "MATT!!" | ||
| + | | [[50 emails]] | ||
| + | |||
| + | |- id="QW-guitar_solo" | ||
| + | | {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown | ||
| + | | None | ||
| + | | The Wicked Guitar Solo | ||
| + | | [[personal favorites]] | ||
| + | |||
| + | |- id="QW-the_only_girl" | ||
| + | | {{hcount|QOW Old Dates}}Unknown | ||
| + | | None | ||
| + | | '''[[Marzipan]]:''' "I'm the only girl" | ||
| + | | [[Who Said What Now?]] | ||
| + | |} | ||
Revision as of 13:22, 15 April 2009
Hi. I'm archiving Quote of the Week (edit). This is the project page. It's in my namespace, so don't edit it.
Contents |
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2009
| Date | Download | Head | Quote | Source |
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| 10 Apr 2009 | download | 
| Homestar Runner: "Doodle doodle loot doot doot doot doodoo. Boodle oodle oot doot doo! And so forth." {Inspector Gadget theme continues} | Donut Unto Others extended take |
| 02 Apr 2009 | download (mirror) | 
| Strong Sad: "The beige malaise can last for days." | Kick-A-Ball extended take |
| 26 Mar 2009 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "Don't you remember? That's how you got Darryl Strawbry on your team back then." | Kick-A-Ball outtake |
| 12 Mar 2009 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "I know how 'em duckie goes! Wack wack." | Quote of the Week exclusive |
| 05 Mar 2009 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Sad: "Aw, this is bad even for my diet. I mean, bulgarless bulgar? How much xanthan gum can a fella take?!" | Quote of the Week exclusive |
| 26 Feb 2009 | download (mirror) | 
| Marzipan: "That's so crazy!!! I'VE always wanted to see Ira Glass and Ira Flatow wrestle too!!" | Date Nite |
| 19 Feb 2009 | download (mirror) | 
| {A boy: "Uh, what does 'YNCBIINAR2TMTSAYHAOBTHACTCM this summer' mean?"} Cheerleader: "You're Not Cute But If I Need A Ride To The Mall This Summer And You Have An Older Brother That Has A Car Then Call Me!!" | Teen Girl Squad Issue 14 outtake |
| 12 Feb 2009 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Sad: "Boy did I pick the wrong hemisphere for this year's Float N' Bloat." | Best Caper Ever outtake |
| 05 Feb 2009 | download (mirror) | 
| Old-Timey Strong Bad: "What manner of uncivilized ribcage is this anyways?" | Sickly Sam's Big Outing |
| 29 Jan 2009 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "Roundy here is from back when I was known as the Popcorn Lumpou." {Without his usual speech impediment} "Lumper." Matt Chapman: "Lumper." | Hremail 62 blooper |
2008
| Date | Download | Head | Quote | Source |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11 Dec 2008 | download (mirror) | 
| Taranchula: "Mired on the moor. Swamped in the sludge. Dying on the floor. Drown in the trudge. Drown in the trudgemank! and so forth..." {The rest of the Trudgemank song plays in place of "and so forth...".} | Trudgemank |
| 20 Nov 2008 | download (mirror) | 
| Strong Bad: "Aw, what's the use! Forget this reanimating crap. The Cheat! Why don't you do some of your regular animating crap." | Most in the Graveyard outtake |
| 6 Nov 2008 | download (mirror) | 
| Bubs: "You stay away from my sister!" | Most in the Graveyard outtake |
| 16 Oct 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Oh STEVEN! I think this may finally be it you guys! After 200 hundred {actually says "two hundred"} emails, I'm finally gonna get to make out with da-da-da DEAR HOMESTAR?!" | email thunder outtake |
| 26 Sept 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "There's a crazy world of emails in this crazy world. Checkin em down, checkin em down..." {entire email song} | alternate universe |
| 18 Sept 2008 | download (mirror) |
| (Matt:) "Try and sound like Homestar too." (Mike:) "I'll do it. *BURP!*" (Matt:) "Sounds like a moth comin' out!" | hygiene outtake |
| 11 Sept 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Bubs: "Oh you know him mo - ooaaaaAAHH Everybody knows how to talk like Bubs!" | Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective blooper |
| 04 Sept 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "We are just talkin' about Bubs with a piece of paper stapled to his face, right?" {He laughs a little as he says "right".} | Happy Dethemberween outtake |
| 28 Aug 2008 | download (mirror) | 
| Senor Cardgage: "You bet, small girl! How bout I hit you on the slant!" | Senorial Day outtake |
| 14 Aug 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "And I'm like, 'You just jingled a bunch of jangle in my face and called it magic!'" | magic trick outtake |
| 07 Aug 2008 | download (mirror) | 
| Crack Stuntman: "Don't blow this for me, Chimendez!" | The Next Epi-Snowed |
| 31 Jul 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Some would say, 'pocket,' I say, 'in my pants.'" | your edge |
| 10 Jul 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Bubs: "Yes, 'shaped,' in quotes, like there's a bite taken out of it. There isn't. There IS one! It's a real bite taken out if {actually says "out of it"}, Homestar! I ate it! | The Baloneyman outtake |
| 26 Jun 2008 | download (mirror) | 
| Coach Z: "You don't need no consummate V's to be my bride." | Trogday 08 Easter egg |
| 19 Jun 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Sad: "Sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said..." | Somber Vacation Easter egg |
| 05 Jun 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "No, HERE'S my grocery list: Amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing." | love poems |
| 22 May 2008 | download (mirror) | 
| (Singers:) "Polymascot foamalate! (The Homestar Runner:) Feed it to the babies. (Singers:) Polymascot foamalate! (Old-Timey Strong Bad:) Or as a topping on soured cream!" | 4 branches |
| 16 May 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "It's over! And you're walking into a parking lot with the hot guy. It's over! And they all made fun of you but they got stuff dumped on top of them. It's OVER!" {entire end credits song} | Teen Girl Squad Issue 14 |
| 8 May 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Verify our range to target! Flood tubes three and four! Hunt for Red October!" | Date Nite |
| 2 May 2008 | download (mirror) |
| The Homestar Runner: "Double S here's about to go on his first date with a member of the opposite per-suasion." | Sickly Sam's Big Outing |
| 24 Apr 2008 | download (mirror) | 
| The King of Town: "I rule the school!" | Revenge of the King |
| 17 Apr 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "A-can I get a reSTRIC-TED?!" | rated |
| 29 Mar 2008 | download (mirror) | 
| Sickly Sam: "I do believe you've spic'd my span." | Sickly Sam's Big Outing |
| 20 Mar 2008 | download (mirror) | 
| Marshie: "Bomb Capacity Increased!" | Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up |
| 13 Mar 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Thar she blows the Cheat! Aim for the blow hole!" | Blubb-O's Commercial |
| 07 Mar 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Schenkel McDoo: "Yah guys! Maybe find some coin!" | buried |
| 28 Feb 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Bubs: "Oh. Uh... I'm a public flasher!" | licensed |
| 14 Feb 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Cheerleader: "As I was saying, Vamlumtimes Day is serious times. If I don't get cards from enough boys, I could lose all my Mindy cred!" | Teen Girl Squad Issue 12 |
| 07 Feb 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Old-Timey Strong Bad: "Alright, The Sneak, watch me toss these creepity crawlities through the window like I was Edgardo J. Sportsman himself!" | Quote of the Week exclusive |
| 31 Jan 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Senor Cardgage: "Carageenan, Monteljohn. Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?" | fan club |
| 24 Jan 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Gel-arshie: "I'M AN ABOMINATION! And I'm comin' to your house after school." | winter pool |
| 17 Jan 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Coach Z: "Mmmmm! Drink in that bun!" | environment |
| 10 Jan 2008 | download (mirror) |
| Marzipan: "I'm pretty sure that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bob's conces-- Bob's...{Missy briefly laughs and inhales} {I'm pretty sure} that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bubs' constesh-- constession stand." | Fall Float Parade blooper |
2007
| Date | Download | Head | Quote | Source |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13 Dec 2007 | download (mirror) | 
| Singers: "Smart drinks. These are smart drinks. (These are definitely not smart drinks.) Have another round. (Don't.)" {entire song: "Smart drinks. (These are not smart drinks.) These are smart drinks. (These are definitely not smart drinks.) These are smart drinks. (Definitely not.) Have another round. (Don't.) {quickly} Have another round! (Don't.)"} | nightlife |
| 06 Dec 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "Ohh! And you think Poodonkis did it." | Jibblies 2 outtake |
| 29 Nov 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Coach Z: "Coach Z, R-A-P. Accidentally featuring Peacey P..." {entire "Rap Song"} | Rap Song |
| 15 Nov 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Coach Z: "I feel like that school child on the first day of Christmas!" | Quote of the Week exclusive |
| 01 Nov 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Marzipan: "Jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie. Does that sound frantic?" {Matt can be heard saying "Yeah, keep going" faintly} | Jibblies 2 outtake |
| 25 Oct 2007 | download (mirror) | 
| Strong Mad: "I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!" | haircut |
| 25 Oct 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Sickly Sam: "Can you spare any mush for me?" | Parsnips A-Plenty |
| 18 Oct 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Oh, way to impress, Spirit of St. Loolis. The peanut brittle coulda swam better than that." | business trip (first sentence an outtake) |
| 12 Oct 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Borgorroth of Coolswordorroth shimmies for no man!" | web comics |
| 04 Oct 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Oh and one more thing, if your jim-jams happen to be a pair of takelongs..." {Matt can be heard laughing faintly} | slumber party outtake |
| 27 Sept 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Mad: "Did you just say polychaete worms?" | caffeine outtake |
| 20 Sept 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Coach Z: "Oh. I guess I forgort to port. Oh! I guess I forgat to prat! OH! Gorka fa pork!" | mini-golf |
| 13 Sept 2007 | download (mirror) | 
| The Sad Kids: "Frosty? Flurry." | Quote of the Week exclusive |
| 06 Sept 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Senor Cardgage: "Oh. I should eat a pony." | original |
| 30 Aug 2007 | download (mirror) | 
| sloshy: "We don't really even care about you. Get out of my backyard or maybe don't. Cause I'm about to watch a movie movie movie oh!" {entire "We Don't Even Really Care About You" song} | concert extended song |
| 23 Aug 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Sad: "Yeah, I don't think sloshy could arpeggiate a diminished 7th if their philosophy degrees depended on it." | concert outtake |
| 16 Aug 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "I'm gonna be so far under par, I'm gonna be over par!" {The Cheat: {The Cheat noises} Strong Bad: "Oh, well then, I'll just be really far under par, then."} | mini-golf outtake |
| 09 Aug 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Bubs: "That would be a sweet deal I couldn't resist! N-E-S-T-L-E-S!" | Ever and More! outtake |
| 21 Jun 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Garbage disposal: what a way to go! Garbage disposal, meet So and So." | Teen Girl Squad Issue 13 |
| 14 Jun 2007 | download (mirror) | 
| The Ugly One: "I love longitudes." Cheerleader: "Not me, I'm a latitude snob." | Teen Girl Squad Issue 11 outtake (see also Sketchbook) |
| 07 Jun 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "So what are you saying? That you -GULP- want his bod?" | Date Nite |
| 24 May 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Do not attempt to adjust those trucker caps you're all wearing. Or wait, in fact, DO adjust them. Everybody turn your trucker caps sidewise!" | Field Day Intro |
| 17 May 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Marzipan: "There was this little worm and I brought him inside because he seemed like he would fit into a little jar. And I gave him the name of Fat Albert." | Homestarloween Party extended clip |
| 11 May 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Mad: "Did you just say parakeet?" | caffeine |
| 03 May 2007 | download (mirror) | 
| Stinkoman: "We deserve a break! Everyone grab a spoon and take a break with pudding." | Under Construction outtake |
| 26 Apr 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "Oh, hello guys! This is my talk and mouth move. Great times!" | Quote of the Week exclusive recorded for the Georgia Tech Talk |
| 19 Apr 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "Drinko some Malinko! Malinko flavored water! Crystal clear like domestic beer!" | rough copy (second phrase an outtake) |
| 12 Apr 2007 | download (mirror) | 
| Blue Laser Commander: "These hardly qualify as PANTS!" | An Important Rap Song outtake |
| 05 Apr 2007 | download (mirror) | 
| Drive-Thru Whale: "Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day." | Drive-Thru |
| 22 Mar 2007 | download (mirror) | 
| Taranchula: "Ooh hoo ha ha haaa. Brother in a jar. Brother in a jar. Brotherinajar!" {entire "Brother in a Jar" song} | your funeral |
| 15 Mar 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Crack Stuntman: "I've had it up to HERE with your shinoligans! {pronounces "shinoligans" like "SHY-knowligans"} If you could see me you'd see that I'm holding my hand up to my chin. And I'm pretty tall!" | Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2 outtake |
| 08 Mar 2007 | download (mirror) |
| The King of Town: "Woo! What is that reek? The Poopsmith, you smell like a Crapsmith." | KOT's VOQPCS! |
| 01 Mar 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "I wonder how you spell tabasco. TABASCOooo!" | the movies |
| 22 Feb 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Singers: You and me, babe, livin for dreams, lifin' for love, drinkin' for free. Sittin' on top of an old robot, sharin' and carin' it out. The memory's scrubbin' you down! | theme song |
| 15 Feb 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Teen Girl Squad: "2-3-4. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What time is it? It's Valentimes. What we gone get? Several boys! How we gonna get em? Uh...um...er..." | Teen Girl Squad Issue 12 |
| 08 Feb 2007 | download (mirror) | 
| Singers: "King Bubsgonzola King-King Bubsgonzola Supreme" | unnatural |
| 01 Feb 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Marzipan: "Word booty!" | looking old |
| 18 Jan 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Sad: "I can't remember cereal, I can't remember TV. Is it football season yet? I don't even watch football. I hate football but I'll play football. Run you over in football..." {quote continues: "Run you down the field like a clown!"} | caffeine, though under Strong Bad's voiceover |
| 11 Jan 2007 | download (mirror) |
| Bubs: "Crabadonk. Crabadonk! CRABADONK!" | the chair multiple takes |
2006
| Date | Download | Head | Quote | Source |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21 Dec 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "A-listen to me now. Cheer up, Coach Z. It doesn't have to be creepy and depressing all the time..." {entire "Cheer Up, Coach Z" song} | Decemberween Short Shorts |
| 14 Dec 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Sad: "Strong Bad, did you put {Matt laughs a little while still maintaining his Strong Sad voice} Montelbon pheremones..?" | what I want blooper |
| 07 Dec 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Whoa, it's been upgraded to stank. Just last week it was only stink. Stonk can't be far away." | the chair outtake |
| 30 Nov 2006 | download (mirror) |
| The Homestar Runner: "Well, folks, you know what that means... Now I'll do a dance." | 20X6 vs. 1936 |
| 17 Nov 2006 | download (mirror) | 
| Videlectrix Guys: "What did I say?! Good gr- To make good- What did I tell you to do?! To make good graphics. GOOD GRAPHICS!" {quote continues: "I COME TO WORK AND I HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS MESS! I can make good graphics. I—YOU BETTER MAKE GOOD GRAPHICS! I'M SUPPOSED TO RELEASE A VIDEO COMPUTER GAME ON TV WITHOUT THIS GRAPHIC! What? YOU HEARD ME!"} | Peasant's Quest Preview Easter egg |
| 09 Nov 2006 | download (mirror) | 
| What's Her Face: "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation." | Teen Girl Squad Issue 4 |
| 03 Nov 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Singer: "Want some bread and butter pickles. Ooo-ahh! Give me that bread and butter pickle, bread and butter pickle. You are." | Happy Hallow-day music from Marzipan's song with lyrics |
| 27 Oct 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Marzipan: "Oh yes, folks, there's no better way to be brutally honest with someone than to construct a hate float and put it in a televised parade." | Fall Float Parade outtake |
| 20 Oct 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Marshie: "Take a trip to the mountains!" | retirement |
| 12 Oct 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "Doo doot. Tch. Doo doo dit. Tch. Doot doo doot. Tch. It's the hold music..." {quote continues: "...do doot. Tch. Pa doo doot. Tch. Boodoo doo doot. Tch. Hold music!"} | isp |
| 25 Sep 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Naw it's a moon computer. Y'know, the kind the planets use to do their taxes." | A Decemberween Pageant |
| 18 Sep 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Sad: "Tonight is my night to play Caaardinal Sins." | Where's The Cheat? |
| 07 Sep 2006 | download (mirror) | 
| Singers: "And now we're jammin. Jammin tunes, jammin tunes. Now we're jammin. jumbo/LARGE!" | road trip |
| 31 Aug 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Blue Laser Commander: "Awesome! Just...AWESOME!" | Quote of the Week exclusive |
| 18 Aug 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "When email comes to town you know, you know it's like a rainstorm in your browser.When email comes to town I know, I know it's like a netscape hurricane" | theme song email intro extended version, with background music from the end of the email |
| 11 Aug 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "Hey guys! H'whatcha teekenbot?" | Strong Bad is a Bad Guy |
| 03 Aug 2006 | download (mirror) |
| What's Her Face and The Ugly One: "And the chumbly wumbly bear came a tumblin down! Did he sell beans? Lord no! Did he sell eggs? Lord no! But he couldn't...so he stapled it down!" {entire chumbly wumbly bear song} | Teen Girl Squad Issue 11 |
| 27 Jul 2006 | download (mirror) | 
| Lazor Larry: "She was only 2017-She was a low res beauty queen-She was a brain sister-Texas Instruments all day-She remembers how they used to duet-Tha'll think you know what I mean." {entire "Brain Sister" song} | Summer Short Shorts |
| 20 Jul 2006 | download (mirror) | 
| Science Fiction Greg: "Oh, I can take my shirt off." | Teen Girl Squad Issue 11 |
| 13 Jul 2006 | download (mirror) |
| The King of Town: "Let the KOT have some!" | senior prom outtake |
| 06 Jul 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Marzipan: "We are the Cool Tapes. We make some phat papes. Doley-O, doley-o, doley-o.(x3) {Strong Mad: DOLEY-O! The Cheat: (The Cheat noises)} Stop creepin' at me." | Weclome Back outtake |
| 29 Jun 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "You will note the artist's attention to fine wines, his masterful use of shadow...stevens. Circle gets the square." | portrait outtake |
| 18 May 2006 | download (mirror) | 
| Small Mouth Strong Mad: "I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!!" | isp outtake |
| 11 May 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Marzipan: "Hey! Watch those hands David Coppafeel!" | senior prom outtake |
| 04 May 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Alright I gotta get out of here. I'm meetin Delelilia for some vietma- viamatese tunuffins!" | senior prom outtake |
| 27 Apr 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Senor Cardgage: "Oh...I live a hard life." {faint laughter from Mike can be heard at end} | Quote of the Week exclusive |
| 06 Apr 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "You got the munch, the crisp and the crunch. Livin' in the gutter with Grandma. When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win. Y2K turned out alright..." {entire SBLOUNSKCHED! jingle} | candy product |
| 30 Mar 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S! ...scalawag." | local news |
| 24 Mar 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Sad: "Your computer room is now my tai chi space. And it doubles as my chai tea space, too!" | Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon outtake |
| 16 Mar 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "You're doing great! Now shoulders down! One and two! Feel the burn and go to bed! Make some breakfast, talk to me!" | lady fan |
| 10 Mar 2006 | download (mirror) |
| The King of Town: Not Talkin' Bout Butter (remix by DJ Teh Cheat) | Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2 |
| 02 Mar 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Sad: "Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basin' it with that piece of loose leaf?!" | Teen Girl Squad Issue 10 |
| 23 Feb 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "What?! Under Siege 2?? You got me this for like the last 3 years, man!" | The Best Decemberween Ever outtake |
| 16 Feb 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Bubs as Dr. Christmas: "I got it-I got everything you wan know. Everybody know me, my name Cornbread." | A Decemberween Pageant outtake |
| 09 Feb 2006 | download (mirror) | 
| Special Fanstuff Quote of the Day!! High school band actually playing the CGNU Fight Song! {entire instrumental fight song with opening and closing comments} | Quote of the Week exclusive; references the emails mascot (song) and mile (beginning and end) |
| 02 Feb 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "The Cheatbot! Do you use that same mouth to kiss your... motherboard." | technology outtake |
| 26 Jan 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "They flew on a sweet, sweet mushroom bridge to the...baseball...game." | flashback outtake |
| 19 Jan 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Cheerleader: "I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas." | death metal Easter egg |
| 12 Jan 2006 | download (mirror) |
| Bubs: "Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, 'Hey!' No, no, just--Tell her I said, 'Bananas!' Tell her I said, 'A bluh-buncha bananas.'" | Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0 |
2005
| Date | Download | Head | Quote | Source |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 08 Dec 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Coach Z: "You say tomater, I zader matermorts." | Fall Float Parade |
| 25 Nov 2005 | download (mirror) | 
| Two Homsars: "Let's sing a song of Pennzoil!" | Fall Float Parade |
| 17 Nov 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Old-Timey Strong Bad: "I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!" | That A Ghost |
| 10 Nov 2005 | download (mirror) |
| The King of Town: "The punishment is not too bad, eh?" | Revenge of the King |
| 03 Nov 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Bubs: "You're pretty good, shorty! That's worth an Under Siege 2 collector's spoon!" | Halloween Potion-ma-jig outtake |
| 27 Oct 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Oh! Very mean things...to say. Funny also, too." | Quote of the Week exclusive |
| 21 Oct 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Singers: "Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy." {entire song} | Strong Bad is a Bad Guy |
| 20 Oct 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "The good times are over!!" | Bug in Mouth Disease |
| 06 Oct 2005 | download (mirror) | 
| Horrible Painting: "Come on in heeeeere." | bottom 10 |
| 29 Sep 2005 | download (mirror) | 
| The Geddup Noise Indie-tronic Remix by DJ Teh Cheat | geddup noise |
| 22 Sep 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Sickly Sam: "Can you spare any mush for me?" | Parsnips-A-Plenty |
| 15 Sep 2005 | download (mirror) | 
| Strong Bad as Reynold: "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me." | Cheat Commandos |
| 08 Sep 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "What in Pete Sampras is going on here?!?" | Cool Things |
| 01 Sep 2005 | download (mirror) | 
| 1-Up: "I want pudding!" | Under Construction |
| 25 Aug 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Marshie: "Those rotten little punks next door won't know what hit 'em when you...fill 'em...fulla lead." | Malloween Commercial outtake |
| 18 Aug 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Marzipan: "Ready boys? 1-2-3-4 Cool tapes are cool 'cause they're where it's at. Cool tapes are cool and we like it like that..." {entire song} | Cool Things |
| 11 Aug 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Senor Cardgage: "My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!" | Senorial Day |
| 04 Aug 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Coach Z: "IT'S DAZZLE-MAZING!!" | Happy Fireworks |
| 21 Jul 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "buttdance again, like the rhythm's down your pants now!" | bottom 10 |
| 07 Jul 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "A wagon full of pamcakes? In the Champeenship?! I'd like to see ya try!" | montage |
| 30 Jun 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Bubs: "Check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out..." {continues} | Lookin at a Thing in a Bag |
| 23 Jun 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "You bet! Hit me on the slant!" | Senorial Day |
| 16 Jun 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER!!!" | Bug In Mouth Disease |
| 10 Jun 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough Twinkies." | Where the Crap Are We? |
| 02 Jun 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Homsar: "AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!" | origins |
| 12 May 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "I'm on a RAMPAGE!!" | rampage |
| 28 Apr 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Coach Z: "Once again Biscuit Dough Hands Man slips through our fingers!" | Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon |
| 21 Apr 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: {imitating the Lappy 486's start-up noise} "Dong DIIING!!!" | animal |
| 14 Apr 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Mad: "I'M THE HUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" | other days |
| 31 Mar 2005 | download (mirror) |
| The Homestar Runner: "Well, folks, you know what that means: Now I'll do a dance." | 20X6 vs. 1936 |
| 25 Mar 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Bubs as Dr. Christmas: "Everybody knows me. Mine name Cornbread." | A Decemberween Pageant |
| 17 Mar 2005 | download (mirror) |
| The King of Town: "Stop what? I don't do nothing!" | 3 Times Halloween Funjob |
| 10 Mar 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Oh. Why do you...guys...like me anymore. I—I've lost it!" | origins outtake |
| 27 Feb 2005 | download (mirror) | 
| Crackotage: "Look out below, geronimo! Hee hee HA HA!" | Cheat Commandos...O's |
| 17 Feb 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Homsar: "I'm the human wedgie!" | origins |
| 10 Feb 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awww." | kids' book |
| 27 Jan 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Powered by The Cheat Bubs: "My name's Bubs! This is my regulah voice!" | Sample of Style |
| 20 Jan 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Cheerleader: "We're Kissyboots and it's nice to meetcha" {entire song} | Teen Girl Squad Issue 8 |
| 14 Jan 2005 | download (mirror) |
| Homsar: "Alms for the pudgy? Alms for the pudgy?" | Homestar Presents: Presents |
2004
| Date | Download | Head | Quote | Source |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30 Dec 2004 | download (mirror) |
| Marshie: "BOOGIDY BOOGIDY! I'll scare your dad!" | Malloween Commercial |
| 16 Dec 2004 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Sad as The Deathly Pallor: "We got another 50 minutes straight of music free commercials comin atcha! Don't you touch that- zabbitablough!" | radio outtake |
| 09 Dec 2004 | download (mirror) |
| Bubs presumably as The Wheelchair: "I know you're close by, Eh, Steve. I can smell your natural musk!" | Sweet Cuppin' Cakes possible outtake |
| 02 Dec 2004 | download (mirror) |
| Homestar Runner: "Li'l Brudder! I—I don't know what I'm doing with my life!" | crying |
| 22 Nov 2004 | download (mirror) |
| Strong Bad: "I doh du duoh crapfully yours. ID DO DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!" | virus |
| Date | Download | Quote | Source |
|---|---|---|---|
| 11 Nov 2004 | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: {singing the "You're A Girl" song} | montage |
| 08 Nov 2004 | download (mirror) | Bubs: "Women can't drive!" | Halloween Fairstival |
| 18 Oct 2004 | download (mirror) | Homestar Runner: "Let me in, da da da. Let me in!" | 3 Times Halloween Funjob |
| 07 Oct 2004 | download (mirror) | Homestar Runner: "That's bupkis!" | the facts |
| 30 Sep 2004 | download (mirror) | Little Girl: "That sounds like funny!" Homestar Runner: "It sounds like funny, but it's not." | Homestar vs. Little Girl |
| 23 Sep 2004 | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: "And I'll just erase it using my... electron... towel." | haircut outtake |
| 19 Sep 2004 | download (mirror) | Gunhaver: "Cheat Commandos.. Rock, rock on!" | Cheat Commandos |
| 08 Sep 2004 | download (mirror) | Homestar Runner: Todayborday is Labor Day song | Labor Dabor |
| 02 Sep 2004 | download (mirror) | Strong Bad & Homestar Runner: "Looks like we're gonna have to jump!" | dangeresque 3 |
| 26 Aug 2004 | download (mirror) | Coach Z: "It was Biscuit Dough Hands Man! I knew it!!" | Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon |
| 19 Aug 2004 | download (mirror) | Stinkoman: "Hey, Sticklyman, whaaaaat are you doing?" | Under Construction |
| 12 Aug 2004 | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: {click} "Don't forget to experience the fury of our gift shooop." {click} | theme park |
| 05 Aug 2004 | download (mirror) | Wheat Grows Sweet (2-bit mono internal PC sound song) | Peasant's Quest |
| 29 Jul 2004 | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: {as Li'l Brudder} "I can make it on my own!" | crying |
| 19 Jul 2004 | PC Mac (mirror) | The Worm: "Is a miracle." | Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes |
| 29 Jun 2004 | PC Mac (mirror) | Blue Laser Commander: "I just hate you so much!" (an additional "I just hate you sooo much!" on download) | Cheat Commandos |
| 17 May 2004 | PC Mac (mirror) | Cheat Commandos Theme: "Cheat Commandos, maybe fighting for freedom, and each is sold separately. Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil. Buy all our playsets and toys!" | Cheat Commandos |
| 03 May 2004 | PC Mac (mirror) | Bubs: "Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'." | lunch special |
| 22 Mar 2004 | download (mirror) | Larry Palaroncini: "We're from the band Limozeen!" | flashback Easter egg |
| 08 Mar 2004 | download (mirror) | Olda Boy: "I'm gonna miss video games." | Teen Girl Squad Issue 5 |
| 09 Feb 2004 | download (mirror) | Homestar Runner: "Here comes The Thnikkaman!" | monument Easter egg |
| 02 Feb 2004 | download (mirror) | Marshie: "What more do they want?!!" | Malloween Commercial |
| 12 Jan 2004 | download (mirror) | Vector Strong Bad: BACK OFF BABY. | video games |
2003 and older
| Date | Download | Quote | Source |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 Dec 2003 | download (mirror) | Strong Sad: "Marzipan, Marzipan!!!" | caffeine |
| 03 Nov 2003 | download (mirror) | Homestar Runner: "And somebody's a-ga-wabbin' a-my butt." | 3 Times Halloween Funjob multiple takes |
| 29 Sep 2003 | download (mirror) | Strong Sad: "I don't like food anymore" | 2 years |
| 08 Sep 2003 | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: "Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes, and The Cheat learned to fly!" | kids' book Easter egg (DVD version) |
| 01 Sep 2003 | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: "Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town. Like you aren't an easy jab for my witty glivers and put-dubs." | labor day blooper |
| 28 Aug 2003 | download (mirror) | Bubs: "Shake it once! Shake it twice, a-gimme little bit o' sugar spice!" | Bubs' character tape |
| 25 Aug 2003 | download (mirror) | Strong Sad: "Oh, some animal died." | impression; Homestar's impression as actually spoken by Strong Sad |
| ?? Jun 2003 | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: "Jeez, The Cheat, you can't sneak up on a brotha like that!" | privileges |
| 17 Mar 2003 | download (mirror) | Homestar Runner: "Let's do this like Brutus." | monster truck |
| 28 Jan 2002 | download (mirror) | Homestar Runner: "I could go for a few cold ones right about now." | Where My Hat Is At? |
| Unknown | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: "Possums!" | Teen Girl Squad Issue 3 |
| Unknown | download (mirror) | The King of Town: "Dwoo hoo! We hoo! Woo! I'm absolutely being assaulted! Woo di dhoo hoo!" | Where's The Cheat? |
| Unknown | download (mirror) | Coach Z: My name is Coach Z. Pronounced with an 'oach Z'." | The House that Gave Sucky Treats |
| Unknown | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: "Why you lazy crap for crap!" | The House that Gave Sucky Treats |
| Unknown | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: "This is the quote of the day!" | Quote of the Week exclusive |
| Unknown | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: {farts} "You guys, that was a pretty good one." {laughs} | Quote of the Week exclusive |
| Unknown | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: "Check me out! No, seriously, check me out." | First Time Here? (similar) |
| Unknown | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: {Singing} "This is the Strong Bad show, everybody come on down, there's gonna be lots a guests, and it's gonna be pretty fun, maybe at the end, I'll have a serious moment to talk to you guys, but right now I'm gonna throw a bunch of pies, at The Cheat!" | Quote of the Week exclusive |
| Unknown | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: "Okay, now I got to bust a wicked solo. {a bad acoustic guitar solo is played} Thank you, goodnight!" | vacation |
| Unknown | download (mirror) | Homestar Runner: "I'm a belle!" | halloweener |
| Unknown | download (mirror) | Homestar Runner: "Seriously, Pom Pom, I'm about to pee my pants." | A Jumping Jack Contest |
| Unknown | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: "It's that cloc—" Mike Chapman: "Sorry." | vacation blooper |
| Unknown | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: "Pretty impressive, huh? I bet you're pretty impressed." | Homestar Quiz |
| Unknown | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: "I am the very strongest. You guys are not very strong." | original book line |
| Unknown | download (mirror) | Strong Bad: "MATT!!" | 50 emails |
| Unknown | None | The Wicked Guitar Solo | personal favorites |
| Unknown | None | Marzipan: "I'm the only girl" | Who Said What Now? |
