Main Page 28

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"The time has come to bend at the knees..."

A Yonder Website-themed main page.

Cast (in order of appearance): Character 2, Character 1, Character 8, Character 3, Character 4, Character 6, Character 7, Character 9, Character 10, Character 5

Date: Monday, February 12, 2024

Icon: N/A

Page Title: Brought to you by Smarty Juice

Button Effects

• Toons — Each time the button is scrolled over, Character 1 walks by carrying a different baked good, while the narrator describes the scene
  • "Character 1's juggling a trio of brioche buns. I think he's got it right. He can paint my fence any time. That's right, it's starting to warp. Never had it sealed."
  • "Here's Character 1 strolling home with a braidèd loaf. Probably get a caroway seed stuck in his teeth, but that's the life he chose. That's right."
  • "Now he's going for it with a Burmese-python-sized baguette. Seems a little excessive, but that's Character 1 for ya. Far out."
• Games — Character 8 rapidly drinks Smarty Juice until his head explodes. A face appears on his torso, speaking much slower, then sticks its tongue out. The narrator responds, "Say, that looks just like the most disturbing thing I've ever seen. Far out?" The creature smiles while a banner bearing a question mark flies over its head.
• Characters — Character 3 appears and shouts "Baseboard...!", which gradually fades as he melts into a puddle. The narrator comments, "Oh, seepin' it out." The words "seepin' it out" appear in cursive over the puddle.
• Downloads — The narrator annouces "The time has come to bend at the knees." A group of three characters (4, 6, and 7, or 9, 10, and 5) appear and bend at the knees, with an accompanying banner.
• Store — Character 2 starts to speak, but the narrator says "Ah ah! No talking!", and Character 2's mouth closes up.
  • Character 2 begins speaking again, and the narrator interrupts with "I said absolutely no talking." Character 2's mouth is covered with tape.
• E-mail — The background becomes a colorful cloudscape with sparkle effects, and Character 2's eyes become spirals. The narrator declares, "Character 2 has gone and transcended time and space. Why don't we all transcend with him to a higher plane of consciousness? That is both right and far out."

Fun Facts

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