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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Pom Pom]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[Coach Z]], [[The King of Town]], [[Strong Mad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Bubs]], [[Marzipan (character)|Marzipan]], [[Strong Sad]]
'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Pom Pom]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[Coach Z]], [[The King of Town]], [[Strong Mad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Bubs]], [[Marzipan (character)|Marzipan]], [[Strong Sad]]
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== Transcript ==
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Dear strongbad,
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Which e-mail is your favorite? Mine is [[the basics]].
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this stuff stinks really bad go away now you idiot
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Idiot guy
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''{before reading the e-mail, Strong Bad says "Shang-a-lang-a--"}''
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<pre>Dear Strong Bad,
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I was wondering what you're doing
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for Labor Day.
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Your friend,
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Chrispy
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Schenectady, NY</pre>
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Woah! Is today Labor Day?! Well I'm certainly not gonna answer an email! I'ma take the day off. Wow. All of the sudden it's like the world is my place where I don't have to answer an email. Think I'll go sit on my cooler next to [[The Stick]] and say stuff to people as they walk by. ''{stops typing}'' Now that's what I call the ol' Labor-Dabor.
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''{Cut to Strong Bad sitting on top of his cooler next to The Stick. The cooler sports a handmade "labor dabor" sign. Enter PomPom with snack tray, bouncing along.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey PomPom, man, it's Labor Day. Why don't you get a life?
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''{PomPom makes bubbling noises and exits.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' That guy needs to get a life for real. Like me! I got a great life! Chillin' with my cooler at The Stick, sayin' stuff to people.
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''{The Poopsmith enters with jar of BROWN MAYO.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Nice stench there, buddy. Smellin' ''real'' nice. I give you an A+ on smell. Or rather, you get a A+ on smellin' like crap. And a solid F- on smellin' any good.
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''{Poopsmith exits.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' That guy doesn't smell ''any'' good.
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''{Coach Z enters with a six pack of which only one can of "COLDSON lite" remains.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' And if it isn't Coach Z. Good ol'.. green Coach Z. Hey, I always wondered, is your skin green or are you wearing a green body suit? Y'know with footies and sockies.
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'''COACH Z:''' Oh, I got footies alright -- athlete's footies!
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''{Coach Z exits, The King of Town enters.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, the self-proclaimed King of Town. Like ''you'' aren't an easy target for my witty jibes and clever put-downs. Whatever will I say?
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'''KING OF TOWN:''' Do you have anything relatively edible in that cooler?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' No. You're fat. High-five, The Stick! ''{Strong Bad high-fives the stick and a piece of The Stick breaks off.}'' Oh. Sorry, The Stick.
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''{King of Town exits, Strong Mad and The Cheat enter with a pair of badminton racquets.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh! The two guys. Strong Mad and The Cheat. The guys in which one of them is really big and the other is really small. Nice contrast, there, guys! ... That's all I got.
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''{Strong Mad and The Cheat exit.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, this is shaping up to be one heck of a Labor-Dabor. Hey, The Stick, you want a burger?
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''{Cut to Labor Day party tableau with the whole gang except Strong Bad -- Homestar Runner's "[[Everybody Knows It]]" is playing in the background.}''
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'''BUBS:''' This here is the best Labor Day BBQ I ever been BB-to.
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'''MARZIPAN:''' I wonder why?
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Has anyone seen Strong Bad? I sent him an invitation.
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'''STRONG SAD''': Maybe it got "da-leet-ed".
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''{All laugh.}''
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'''COACH Z''': ''{laughing}'' Oh, gee, life of the pratty.
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'''BUBS''': Three cheers for Strong Sad!
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''{Cut to Strong Bad laying on the cooler next to The Stick, which has a burger stuck on top of it.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' So, The Stick, how's your burger? Sorry about that high-five thing. ''{mumbles something}'' I'm gonna go check my e-mail.
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''{[[The Paper]] comes out.}''
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== Easter Eggs ==
== Easter Eggs ==

Revision as of 02:54, 4 November 2004

This article is about the Strong Bad Email. For the short, see Labor Dabor.
"This here is the best Labor Day BBQ I ever been BB-to."

StrongBadEmail #83

"Chrispy" from Schenectady, NY asks Strong Bad what he's doing for Labor Day. Strong Bad decides to take the day off and not answer an e-mail and instead sits by The Stick and says stuff to the people who walk by.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Pom Pom, The Poopsmith, Coach Z, The King of Town, Strong Mad, The Cheat, Homestar Runner, Bubs, Marzipan, Strong Sad

Dear strongbad, this stuff stinks really bad go away now you idiot 

Idiot guy

Easter Eggs

  • Click on Crispy's name to see Schenectady Crispies!
  • To see what is inside Strong Bad's cooler, click on the cooler when KOT comes by and mentions the cooler.
  • Click on the "Labor Dabor" sign to hear Homestar sing "Everybody Knows It"
  • To see a "Schenectady Crispies" commercial starring Strong Bad, click on his Diamond.
  • poo

this stinks go away stupid head

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