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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' I'm glad you came to me, Jason. The office dullard is a clever foe. But there are ways you can beat him. Here are a few of my tried and true methods. | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' {typing} I'm glad you came to me, Jason. The office dullard is a clever foe. But there are ways you can beat him. Here are a few of my tried and true methods. |
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=== Method 1 === | === Method 1 === | ||
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''{Strong Bad is sitting and typing in an office. Homestar Runner comes and stands behind him.}'' | ''{Strong Bad is sitting and typing in an office. Homestar Runner comes and stands behind him.}'' | ||
| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey man, what's up? Good time, bad time... | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey man, what's up? Good time, bad time...? |
| - | ''{Strong Bad reaches out very quick to his phone and pretends to | + | ''{Strong Bad reaches out very quick to his phone and pretends to have been speaking into it.}'' |
| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, oh | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh! Oh, oh! Yes, yes, yes...as you know I'm still here, yes. Working hard. I've been synergizing all morning... ''{He turns his head to Homestar and whispers.}'' I'm not going to be able to talk right now, man. ''{Homestar opens his mouth, nods his head and walks away and Strong Bad turns back to his "phone call"}'' Right... Yes... Multi-tasking... |
=== Method 2 === | === Method 2 === | ||
| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Once I finish my second run, you know, I'll have a smoothie or something and then I'll head to the gym, and do, I've been doing about three sets of reps a piece, and then one... | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Once I finish my second run, you know, I'll have a smoothie or something, and then I'll head to the gym, and do, I've been doing about three sets of reps a piece, and then one... |
| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' Psssh! ''{Strong Bad flips Homestar off...sort of. He gives him the unprecedented "Single Deuce," complete with sound effect.}'' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Psssh! ''{Strong Bad flips Homestar off...sort of. He gives him the unprecedented "Single Deuce," complete with sound effect. Homestar looks surprised, only for a moment.}'' |
| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah...so how much can you bench? |
=== Method 3 === | === Method 3 === | ||
| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So, did you catch last night's episode of | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So, did you catch last night's episode of Popular Reality Show? Yeah, no? You missed a good one, man, you missed a good one! They were kickin' people off left and right, and, like, some people got kicked on, and um, I mean, it was... you should have watched it. You definitely should have watched it. Should-have-watched it! I mean, they'll be talkin' about this one for a while. I mean, '''I'm''' going ta be talkin' about this one for a while... ''{Strong Bad leaves his seat and walks away and Homestar Runner turns his head towards Strong Bad's direction.}'' Oh, cool, I guess you're going to go watch it now...oh, alright, man...later... {pauses} Cool... |
=== Method 4 === | === Method 4 === | ||
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| + | {Homestar is talking, while Strong Bad is ignoring him, adding "yeah" at random times} | ||
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So the next thing I know... | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So the next thing I know... | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. | ||
| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Fredrickson from accounting comes up, puts | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...Fredrickson from accounting comes up, puts this... |
'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeaah. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeaah. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah. | ||
| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...that-a-way," you know, so I sent out a memo... | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...that-a-way," you know, so I sent out a memo, like... |
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeaaah. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeaaah. | ||
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...to everybody. | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...to everybody. | ||
| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah... yeah... oh yeah... ''{Homestar Runner stops talking | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah... yeah... oh yeah... ''{Homestar Runner stops talking and glares at Strong Bad. Strong Bad keeps on saying "Yeah". Homestar Runner walks away.}'' yep... mmhmm... |
''{Back to Strong Bad sitting in front of his computer.}'' | ''{Back to Strong Bad sitting in front of his computer.}'' | ||
Revision as of 09:10, 17 November 2004
Strong Bad Email #37
Strong Bad gives some helpful advice on how to deal with the office dullard.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Homestar Runner
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Transcript
STRONG BAD: Mmmmm... fresh emails...
Strong Bad, How do I deal with the office dullard? Jason
STRONG BAD: {typing} I'm glad you came to me, Jason. The office dullard is a clever foe. But there are ways you can beat him. Here are a few of my tried and true methods.
{The words "Method 1" appear on the screen, as per following methods)
Method 1
{Strong Bad is sitting and typing in an office. Homestar Runner comes and stands behind him.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey man, what's up? Good time, bad time...?
{Strong Bad reaches out very quick to his phone and pretends to have been speaking into it.}
STRONG BAD: Oh! Oh, oh! Yes, yes, yes...as you know I'm still here, yes. Working hard. I've been synergizing all morning... {He turns his head to Homestar and whispers.} I'm not going to be able to talk right now, man. {Homestar opens his mouth, nods his head and walks away and Strong Bad turns back to his "phone call"} Right... Yes... Multi-tasking...
Method 2
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Once I finish my second run, you know, I'll have a smoothie or something, and then I'll head to the gym, and do, I've been doing about three sets of reps a piece, and then one...
STRONG BAD: Psssh! {Strong Bad flips Homestar off...sort of. He gives him the unprecedented "Single Deuce," complete with sound effect. Homestar looks surprised, only for a moment.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah...so how much can you bench?
Method 3
HOMESTAR RUNNER: So, did you catch last night's episode of Popular Reality Show? Yeah, no? You missed a good one, man, you missed a good one! They were kickin' people off left and right, and, like, some people got kicked on, and um, I mean, it was... you should have watched it. You definitely should have watched it. Should-have-watched it! I mean, they'll be talkin' about this one for a while. I mean, I'm going ta be talkin' about this one for a while... {Strong Bad leaves his seat and walks away and Homestar Runner turns his head towards Strong Bad's direction.} Oh, cool, I guess you're going to go watch it now...oh, alright, man...later... {pauses} Cool...
Method 4
{Homestar is talking, while Strong Bad is ignoring him, adding "yeah" at random times}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: So the next thing I know...
STRONG BAD: Yeah.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: ...Fredrickson from accounting comes up, puts this...
STRONG BAD: Yeaah.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: ...mail on the desk, I'm like, "Hey man, the mailroom is...
STRONG BAD: Oh yeah.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: ...that-a-way," you know, so I sent out a memo, like...
STRONG BAD: Oh yeaaah.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: ...to everybody.
STRONG BAD: Yeah... yeah... oh yeah... {Homestar Runner stops talking and glares at Strong Bad. Strong Bad keeps on saying "Yeah". Homestar Runner walks away.} yep... mmhmm...
{Back to Strong Bad sitting in front of his computer.}
STRONG BAD: {typing} So there you go, Jason. One of those ways should work. Though it couldn't hurt to steal his lunch from the break room fridge everyday. {stops typing} Mmmmm... Hot Pockets.
{The Paper comes down.}
Easter Eggs
- You can click on the comic in Strong Bad's cubicle to see a close-up of it. The comic is an almost exact replica of a Dilbert comic strip, except with "It's Five" instead of the original "It's Monday."
DVD Version
The DVD version features not only the comic strip featured on the site, but a new one for each of the methods as well. These can all be viewed by using the angle button on your DVD remote.
