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| - | ''{Open to Compy 386; Strong Bad is absent. Homestar Runner walks | + | ''{Open to Compy 386; Strong Bad is absent. Homestar Runner walks in and sits down at the computer.}'' |
| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hello, class. Strong Bad could not be here today | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hello, class. Strong Bad could not be here today, so I will be filling in. My name is Homestar Runner. ''{with a piece of chalk he writes his name on the screen, then erases it.}'' Everyone please take out paper and a number 2 pencil, and we'll begin. ''{Homestar types something rather random to run the e-mail program, and strangely enough, it works.}'' Lesson one: |
''{He begins reading the e-mail.}'' | ''{He begins reading the e-mail.}'' | ||
| - | + | <pre>hi Strong Bad,</pre> | |
| - | ''{stops reading}'' Um, I do believe I just told you my name is Homestar Runner. But I'll let it slide this time. ''{resumes reading}'' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{stops reading}'' Um, I do believe I just told you my name is Homestar Runner. But I'll let it slide this time. ''{resumes reading}'' |
| - | + | <pre>have you ever made anything out of anything? | |
| - | + | bye | |
| - | + | Dan from FL</pre> | |
| - | ''{typing}'' FL? Far-off Lands? Foreign Leadership Camp? Fish Lake? ''{stops typing}'' Oh, I got it. He's from Fish Lake. ''{resumes typing}'' Well, Jerome, I once made a birthday present for Marzipan out of some of my old CD's I didn't like anymore and placed them in a decorative bag. ''{stops typing}'' And then ''{resumes typing}'' I once made breakfast out of cold pizza and half and half. Oh! And one time I made a whole set of coasters out of ''{cut to some glasses of pink lemonade sitting on game cartridges}'' some old Sega tapes. And I made a pair of shoes -- | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{typing}'' FL? Far-off Lands? Foreign Leadership Camp? Fish Lake? ''{stops typing}'' Oh, I got it. He's from Fish Lake. ''{resumes typing}'' Well, Jerome, I once made a birthday present for Marzipan out of some of my old CD's I didn't like anymore and placed them in a decorative bag. ''{stops typing}'' And then ''{resumes typing}'' I once made breakfast out of cold pizza and half and half. Oh! And one time I made a whole set of coasters out of ''{cut to some glasses of pink lemonade sitting on game cartridges}'' some old Sega tapes. And I made a pair of shoes -- |
''{Cut to Coach Z and Strong Sad out in the field talking. Strong Sad has a Foreign Leadership Camp '91 T-shirt on. Homestar walks on wearing shoe-boxes for shoes.}'' | ''{Cut to Coach Z and Strong Sad out in the field talking. Strong Sad has a Foreign Leadership Camp '91 T-shirt on. Homestar walks on wearing shoe-boxes for shoes.}'' | ||
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''{The Cheat walks on in a red outfit, but is instantly knocked off-screen when Homestar stands up.}'' | ''{The Cheat walks on in a red outfit, but is instantly knocked off-screen when Homestar stands up.}'' | ||
| - | First, you need a 2-liter bottle of Mountain Dew. Then get Strong Bad's computer. Apply liberally. ''{starts pouring Mountain Dew on Strong Bad's keyboard, a ringing noise is heard.}'' Oops, we're out of time. | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' First, you need a 2-liter bottle of Mountain Dew. Then get Strong Bad's computer. Apply liberally. ''{starts pouring Mountain Dew on Strong Bad's keyboard, a ringing noise is heard.}'' Oops, we're out of time. |
'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{off screen}'' That's just my egg-timer! | '''STRONG SAD:''' ''{off screen}'' That's just my egg-timer! | ||
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Class dismissed! Except for you, Jerome! | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Class dismissed! Except for you, Jerome! | ||
| - | ''{The paper comes down. The | + | ''{The paper comes down. The Mountain Dew continues to be poured into Strong Bad's keyboard. After around 10 seconds or so of this...}'' |
| - | Dang. This thing's like... the never-ending soda. ''{sings}'' Never-ending so-oda! A-a-a, a-a-a, a-a-a... | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Dang. This thing's like... the never-ending soda. ''{sings}'' Never-ending so-oda! A-a-a, a-a-a, a-a-a... |
== Easter Eggs == | == Easter Eggs == | ||
Revision as of 17:58, 23 September 2004
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Summary
Strong Bad Email #78
Strong Bad gets the week off as Homestar fills in, and discusses the finer points of frying computer parts with carbonated beverages.
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Coach Z, Strong Sad, The Cheat
Transcript
{Open to Compy 386; Strong Bad is absent. Homestar Runner walks in and sits down at the computer.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hello, class. Strong Bad could not be here today, so I will be filling in. My name is Homestar Runner. {with a piece of chalk he writes his name on the screen, then erases it.} Everyone please take out paper and a number 2 pencil, and we'll begin. {Homestar types something rather random to run the e-mail program, and strangely enough, it works.} Lesson one:
{He begins reading the e-mail.}
hi Strong Bad,
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {stops reading} Um, I do believe I just told you my name is Homestar Runner. But I'll let it slide this time. {resumes reading}
have you ever made anything out of anything? bye Dan from FL
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {typing} FL? Far-off Lands? Foreign Leadership Camp? Fish Lake? {stops typing} Oh, I got it. He's from Fish Lake. {resumes typing} Well, Jerome, I once made a birthday present for Marzipan out of some of my old CD's I didn't like anymore and placed them in a decorative bag. {stops typing} And then {resumes typing} I once made breakfast out of cold pizza and half and half. Oh! And one time I made a whole set of coasters out of {cut to some glasses of pink lemonade sitting on game cartridges} some old Sega tapes. And I made a pair of shoes --
{Cut to Coach Z and Strong Sad out in the field talking. Strong Sad has a Foreign Leadership Camp '91 T-shirt on. Homestar walks on wearing shoe-boxes for shoes.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {continues in voice-over} -- out of a pair of shoe-boxes.
COACH Z: Whoa, those are some fresh kicks there, Homestar!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Thanks, I know! {walks off}
COACH Z: So anyways, Reg had the ball at the top o' the key.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {typing at Compy again} But this week, I will instruct you on how to make a wet computer out of Strong Bad's computer.
{The Cheat walks on in a red outfit, but is instantly knocked off-screen when Homestar stands up.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: First, you need a 2-liter bottle of Mountain Dew. Then get Strong Bad's computer. Apply liberally. {starts pouring Mountain Dew on Strong Bad's keyboard, a ringing noise is heard.} Oops, we're out of time.
STRONG SAD: {off screen} That's just my egg-timer!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Class dismissed! Except for you, Jerome!
{The paper comes down. The Mountain Dew continues to be poured into Strong Bad's keyboard. After around 10 seconds or so of this...}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Dang. This thing's like... the never-ending soda. {sings} Never-ending so-oda! A-a-a, a-a-a, a-a-a...
Easter Eggs
- Click on the words "fish lake" to see a postcard from there. (Fish!)
- To see the wonderful CD collection Homestar gave Marzipan, click on "CD"
- Wait around at the end, it's not over!
Fun Facts
- When you change the contrast on the Compy 386, Homestar's reflection doesn't change.
- Homestar successfully runs the email by typing Run "sb_enail.com", even though Strong Bad couldn't run the email with a far less obvious error in the email funny.
- So far this is the only email without Strong Bad in it.
- The easter egg at the end is a reference to "The Never Ending Story" movies, particularly the title theme from the first movie.
- The Cheat is wearing George Harrison's Sgt. Pepper suit from The Beatles.
- If you look closely at one of the coasters, you will see one of them says "Pigs on Head" and the others are names of other Videlectrix games like, "Shploitz".
- When Coach Z says "Reg had the ball at the top o the key" this is a reference to autobiography where Strong Bad says the same thing in his autobiography tape.
- "Far-off Lands" is a reference to both The Yello Dello DVD, where they travel through this area.
- Strong Sad is wearing a shirt that says "Foreign Leadership Camp '91" As in reference to when Homestar was guessing what FL was.
- Jerome later pops up as a misbehaving kid on the Strong Bad Sings CD version of the Strong Badia National Anthem.
