the basics

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Strong Bad runs us through the basics

Strong Bad Email #15

T.J. asks Strong Bad what some of his tricks are, and he replies with a list of the basics.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad

Transcript

STRONG BAD: {singing to the tune of the Homestar Runner intro} Everybody... check your email... {stops singing}

Dear strong bad,

how do you do it . teach me some of your trick's.

With crap,
T.J.

{After Strong Bad reads "how do you do it", he says "no question mark".}

STRONG BAD: {typing} Well, I mean I can't tell you all of them TJ. But, you know, there's the basics. I mean, like if somebody's like, "Hey! Are you listening to me?" You say, "Yes," but you're not really listening. Um, then there's the one where you say, "Hey! Look over there." And when they turn their head, you know there's nothing there and you pour some Coke down their shirt. And this one is a little amateur, but it has worked for me in the past. {clears screen, stops typing} You know, {resumes typing} you bet somebody a hundred "bucks", and if they win, you give them like a hundred kicks in the butt and you call that a buck. I mean, I don't know, somebody invented that...and...it works pretty good. You get to kick somebody. {clears screen} But everyone has a different taste, you know? Develop your own style, TJ. Reach down inside yourself and pull out something...not like...organs. You know what I mean. Anyways, {stops typing} e-mail... there'll be another one next week...

{The Paper comes out and it says "Click here to e-mail strong bad", click on the text to email him.}

Fun Facts

• In labor day, Strong Bad reveals that this is his favorite email.

External Links

• watch "the basics"
• view the flash file for "the basics"