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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Here I go once again with the email! Every week I hope it is from a female! ''{opens email}'' Oh man! Not from a female. | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Here I go once again with the email! Every week I hope it is from a female! ''{opens email, stops singing}'' Oh man! Not from a female. |
| - | ''{reading email}'' | + | ''{reading email}'' |
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| - | + | <pre>Hey Strong Bad, | |
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| - | ''{typing}'' A dragon? That's easy! Feel free to follow along with my simple step-by-step instructions. I make drawing FUN!! | + | Can you draw a dragon? I want to see |
| + | your skills of an artist. | ||
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| + | well, g2g | ||
| + | kaizer | ||
| + | CA</pre> | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' A dragon? That's easy! Feel free to follow along with my simple step-by-step instructions. I make drawing FUN!! | ||
''{Cuts to a scene of a piece of paper on a table. You can only see Strong Bad's right boxing glove, and he is holding a pencil.}'' | ''{Cuts to a scene of a piece of paper on a table. You can only see Strong Bad's right boxing glove, and he is holding a pencil.}'' | ||
| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' To begin, draw an S ''{draws an S on the paper.}'' for snake. Er, dragon. Er, whatever. Then, we'll draw a more different S. ''{draws another S connected to the other}'' For the head, put a top mark on a long V. ''{draws a triangle on top of the S}'' Then you add some legs... ''{draws two beefy legs}'' draw on a couple of arms... ''{draws two beefy arms, eyes, spikes, teeth and angry eyebrows.}'' ..wait a minute. I think I need to start over. Thing doesn't look natural. ''{draws a speech bubble coming from the dragon that says 'The S is for sucks', and pulls up a clean sheet of paper.}'' Okay, so starting again, the same way. S, more different S. Close it up real good at the top for his head (makes an attached, open-mouth head), then, using consummate V's, give him teeth, spineties, and angry eyebrows. ''{draws all of what he mentioned, plus stick legs.}'' You know, you can add smoke or fire ''{draws both coming from the dragon's mouth}'', maybe some wings, if he's a.. wing-a-ling dragon. ''{Draws two wings on the dragon's back.}'' Let's put one of those beefy arms back on for good measure. ''{draws a single beefy arm on the back of the dragon}'' That looks really good. Comin' out of the back of his neck, there. Now he needs a name. How about, TROGDOR the | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' To begin, draw an S ''{draws an S on the paper.}'' for snake. Er, dragon. Er, whatever. Then, we'll draw a more different S. ''{draws another S connected to the other}'' For the head, put a top mark on a long V. ''{draws a triangle on top of the S}'' Then you add some legs... ''{draws two beefy legs}'' draw on a couple of arms... ''{draws two beefy arms, eyes, spikes, teeth and angry eyebrows.}'' ..wait a minute. I think I need to start over. Thing doesn't look natural. ''{draws a speech bubble coming from the dragon that says 'The S is for sucks', and pulls up a clean sheet of paper.}'' Okay, so starting again, the same way. S, more different S. Close it up real good at the top for his head (makes an attached, open-mouth head), then, using consummate V's, give him teeth, spineties, and angry eyebrows. ''{draws all of what he mentioned, plus stick legs.}'' You know, you can add smoke or fire ''{draws both coming from the dragon's mouth}'', maybe some wings, if he's a.. wing-a-ling dragon. ''{Draws two wings on the dragon's back.}'' Let's put one of those beefy arms back on for good measure. ''{draws a single beefy arm on the back of the dragon}'' That looks really good. Comin' out of the back of his neck, there. Now he needs a name. How about, TROGDOR the BURNiNATOR. ''{writes it below the dragon}'' Oh yeah. Check out all his majesty. ''{draws rays of majesty coming from the dragon}'' |
''{Cut to Compy 386.}'' | ''{Cut to Compy 386.}'' | ||
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''{Cut to scene in a big room with several tables. Strong Bad approaches Coach Z, who is drawing with chalk on a small slate.}'' | ''{Cut to scene in a big room with several tables. Strong Bad approaches Coach Z, who is drawing with chalk on a small slate.}'' | ||
| - | '''STRONG BAD: | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' All right! What do you got for me, Coach Z? |
'''COACH Z:''' Take a look there! ''{zoom in a squiggly drawing that resembles a snake}'' I think she's lookin' pretty good! | '''COACH Z:''' Take a look there! ''{zoom in a squiggly drawing that resembles a snake}'' I think she's lookin' pretty good! | ||
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'''COACH Z:''' ''{offscreen}'' That happened once! | '''COACH Z:''' ''{offscreen}'' That happened once! | ||
| - | ''{Cut to Strong Mad. He is using | + | ''{Cut to Strong Mad. He is using an X-Acto Knife to carve the word 'DAGRON' into the table.}'' |
'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Mad. You just, keep doing your thing, man. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Mad. You just, keep doing your thing, man. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh crap! I didn't know ''you'' were doing one. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh crap! I didn't know ''you'' were doing one. | ||
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, sure. I think I've improved on your methods a bit, too. ''{zoom in on his picture}'' I applied some chiaroscuro shading, and some... | '''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, sure. I think I've improved on your methods a bit, too. ''{zoom in on his picture}'' I applied some chiaroscuro shading, and some... | ||
| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' I'll improve on your methods!! ''{ | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' I'll improve on your methods!! |
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| + | ''{Strong Bad takes out his BMW lighter and sets Strong Sad's picture aflame. It quickly disintegrates with hardly a trace.}'' | ||
'''STRONG SAD:''' What? That's not an improvement! | '''STRONG SAD:''' What? That's not an improvement! | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!! | '''STRONG BAD:''' And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!! | ||
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== Easter Eggs == | == Easter Eggs == | ||
Revision as of 00:38, 23 September 2004
Contents |
Screenshot
Summary
Strong Bad Email #58
kaiser wants to know if Strong Bad can draw a dragon.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Coach Z, Strong Mad, Homsar (easter egg), Strong Sad
Transcript
STRONG BAD: {singing} Here I go once again with the email! Every week I hope it is from a female! {opens email, stops singing} Oh man! Not from a female.
{reading email}
Hey Strong Bad, Can you draw a dragon? I want to see your skills of an artist. well, g2g kaizer CA
STRONG BAD: {typing} A dragon? That's easy! Feel free to follow along with my simple step-by-step instructions. I make drawing FUN!!
{Cuts to a scene of a piece of paper on a table. You can only see Strong Bad's right boxing glove, and he is holding a pencil.}
STRONG BAD: To begin, draw an S {draws an S on the paper.} for snake. Er, dragon. Er, whatever. Then, we'll draw a more different S. {draws another S connected to the other} For the head, put a top mark on a long V. {draws a triangle on top of the S} Then you add some legs... {draws two beefy legs} draw on a couple of arms... {draws two beefy arms, eyes, spikes, teeth and angry eyebrows.} ..wait a minute. I think I need to start over. Thing doesn't look natural. {draws a speech bubble coming from the dragon that says 'The S is for sucks', and pulls up a clean sheet of paper.} Okay, so starting again, the same way. S, more different S. Close it up real good at the top for his head (makes an attached, open-mouth head), then, using consummate V's, give him teeth, spineties, and angry eyebrows. {draws all of what he mentioned, plus stick legs.} You know, you can add smoke or fire {draws both coming from the dragon's mouth}, maybe some wings, if he's a.. wing-a-ling dragon. {Draws two wings on the dragon's back.} Let's put one of those beefy arms back on for good measure. {draws a single beefy arm on the back of the dragon} That looks really good. Comin' out of the back of his neck, there. Now he needs a name. How about, TROGDOR the BURNiNATOR. {writes it below the dragon} Oh yeah. Check out all his majesty. {draws rays of majesty coming from the dragon}
{Cut to Compy 386.}
STRONG BAD: {typing} So there's my dragon, kaizer. Let's see how the other students are doing.
{Cut to scene in a big room with several tables. Strong Bad approaches Coach Z, who is drawing with chalk on a small slate.}
STRONG BAD: All right! What do you got for me, Coach Z?
COACH Z: Take a look there! {zoom in a squiggly drawing that resembles a snake} I think she's lookin' pretty good!
STRONG BAD: I said consummate V's! CONSUMMATE!!! Geez. {walking away} Guy wouldn't know majesty if it came up and bit him in the face.
COACH Z: {offscreen} That happened once!
{Cut to Strong Mad. He is using an X-Acto Knife to carve the word 'DAGRON' into the table.}
STRONG BAD: Strong Mad. You just, keep doing your thing, man.
{Cut to Strong Sad, who has drawn a masterpiece.}
STRONG BAD: Oh crap! I didn't know you were doing one.
STRONG SAD: Oh, sure. I think I've improved on your methods a bit, too. {zoom in on his picture} I applied some chiaroscuro shading, and some...
STRONG BAD: I'll improve on your methods!!
{Strong Bad takes out his BMW lighter and sets Strong Sad's picture aflame. It quickly disintegrates with hardly a trace.}
STRONG SAD: What? That's not an improvement!
STRONG BAD: WA HA HA!! Trogdor strikes again!
{Cut to black and white pencil-drawn scene of Trogdor. Rock music is playing in the background.}
STRONG BAD: {screaming} TROGDOR!!! TROGDOR!!! {singing} Trogdor was a man! I mean, he was a dragon-man! Or, maybe he was just a dragon. Um... But he was still TROGDOR!!!! TROGDOR!!!! Burninating the countryside! Burninating the peasants! Burninating all the people! In their thatched roof COTTAGES!!! THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!!
{Cut to Compy 386.}
STRONG BAD: And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!
{The Paper comes down}
Easter Eggs
- Click on Strong Mad's "R" to see Homsar's attempt at drawing a dragon.
Fun Facts
- "And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHHHT!!!!!!!" is a reference to the email guitar.
- Strong Bad uses the BMW Lighter to burn Strong Sad's drawing of a dragon.
- Strong Mad's dragon actually says 'dagron'
