huttah!

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Summary

Strong Bad Email #60

Strong Bad has to fight off the hordes of The Cheat-lovers.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, The Cheat

Transcript

STRONG BAD: Chee-wit! Chee-wit! Chee-wi-chee-wi-email.

{reading}

Dear Strong Bad,

How come you never let The Cheat
answer any emails?

Lasko
Milwaukee, WI

{Strong Bad says "Lasko" low, long, and drawn-out and says "WI" as "Wisaconasin"}

STRONG BAD: {typing} Well, Lasko {said as before}, The Cheat is not very popular and he never really gets many emails and um, to tell you the truth, I don't even think he has a computer. {stops typing} Alright, next email.

{He makes a vocal sound effect as the next e-mail scrolls up (henceforth "vocal sfx"), and starts reading.}

Hey Strong Bad!

i love The Cheat! can you ask him for
me if he is taken? because i like him
WAY better then you

-Nobuyoshi Shigeta, New York

{Strong Bad stops reading at "i like him WAY better then-"}

STRONG BAD: Augh, seen enough of that one.

{vocal sfx; reading}

Dear Strong Bad,

You and the Cheat are the only reason
I go on this website. Actually just
the Cheat, but you are ok too.

Love,
Mito

{Strong Bad stops reading for a second after the first sentence, and says "Oh, thank you!" His mood sours for the rest of the email, however, and Strong Bad says "Mito" as "Dumpo"}

STRONG BAD: Geez, all these Cheat emails. Moving on. {The screen flashes "MOVING ON!!" with the "deleted" noise and the blue screen. We zoom out to see The Cheat watching the email on his iMac. He gets progressively angrier as it progresses.}

{vocal sfx; reading}'

Dear Strong Bad,
I think The Cheat is hot. Could
you hook us up?

Haelee,
Utah

STRONG BAD: That's funny, Haelee. I think the Cheat is deleted. BAAH! {DELETED!! reading}

Hey Strong Bad

My girlfriend thinks The Cheat
is cute.

Tyler,
California

{The Cheat storms off in a fit. Cut back to just Strong Bad at Compy.}

STRONG BAD: Come on, people! He's not even that cute! He looks like a...a cheese! {The Cheat walks up to him} Or maybe an anvil. {The Cheat squeaks angrily.} Uhhh...which are two of the finest things in life. A cheese...or an anvil. Hey The Cheat! Just, uh, talking you up to one of the fans here! {The Cheat squeaks} Oh. So you been...watching the email, huh? {The Cheat squeaks} No, I haven't been holding out on you! I made all those emails up! Uh... most of the emails you get are not that friendly, lemme tell you. If you just turn around for a second I could show you! {pause, then Strong Bad tapes a piece of paper to Compy saying "the cheat" covering the place where Strong Bad's name usually appears} HUTTAH!

{reading}

DEAR the cheat
WHERE THE HECK IS YOU SHIRT???
YOUR GLOVES ARE STUPID!

I HATE YOU,
HOLMES, California

STRONG BAD: {to The Cheat} See? This guy doesn't like that you don't have a shirt on, and he thinks your gloves are stupid! And then there's this one:

{reading}

Dear the cheat

how do you type with boxing
gloves on your hands?

derek

STRONG BAD: {to The Cheat} I've been wondering about that, too! What is with you and those boxing gloves anyway?

{The Cheat squeaks and a black cloud of smoke escapes from his head. He walks away.}

STRONG BAD: So okay bye! Whooh. I think I handled that pretty well! That coulda been...awkward. I deserve a reward. {he runs take-a-break.exe, which is a screen saver of a beach} Aahhh... so relaxing. Fshhhhhhhhh! Fshhhhhhhhh! Listen to the waves, man. {a bird flaps past} Oh, hello my winged friend!

{The Paper comes down.}

Easter Eggs

• At the very end while Strong Bad is watching "Take-a-break.exe" you can click on the bird to download the "take-a-break.exe" for Windows or Mac.

Fun Facts

• The Floppy Disk Container contains a floppy disk labeled "star flight".
• The Cheat probabbly has a video camera hooked up to his computer.
• The Cheat's video camera is in Strong Bad's computer room.

External Links

• watch "huttah!"
• view the flash file