bedtime story
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Strong Bad Email #137
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Strong Bad explains how he pComputer: Lappy 486p
Date: October 24, 2005[ Running Time: 3:43 p[STRONG BAD: {singing} I'm still here, after all these years, checkin' my email. {high pitched} Checkin' my email! {brings up the email}
> Hello Strong Bad,
I can't seem to fall asleep latley and I was wondering,
you know, if you would tell me a p[- Justin Wagley
Keller, TX
{Strong Bad pronounces "latley" as written and "Keller, TX" as "Killer taxes."}
STRONG BAD: {typing} Justin Wagley, {shakes head quickly} huh? Well, this just in, Wagley {shakes head again}: I'm not your freakin' babysitter! Or your Dad. Or your dadbysitter. {clears screen} But I am The Cheat's dadbysitter and he's been having some serious problems falling asleep latley {pronounced as before} too, ever since he watched that shock-you-mentary about gingivitis.
{Cut to The Cheat, Strong Bad's basement, with the lights off. The TV is playing, and The Cheat looks scared.}[p
'MAN ON TELEVISION:'p' In the final stages, the gums took on the appearance and taste of chocolate pudding.[p{The Cheat gives a sc[pared p[reached rigamarole status. Anyways, it all begins by making sure The Cheat[has his secu[pkrity, um, item. A grodalated old sponge—
{Cut to an image of a green sponge witp[h a badly-drawn face, covered in bandages.} [ STRONG BAD: Bad continues to type.}
STRONG BAD: Next, we have to prepare The Cheat's favorite bedtime snack. A tall glass of a little kp.}'[arm temporarily detaching from his body. Cut to a picture of a digital wristwatch flashing a line art depiction of The Cheat in red LEDs. Above it is the banner "TIME NEXT".}
STRONG BAD: {Powered by The Cheat, voiceover} Next time on The Cheat's Cheatventures in Moses MaloneLand...
{Cut to a room with a banner reading "ALL OF GAME," with The Cheat and Moses holding Nintendo controllers. Moses's hands are in view; he has a large gold ring on his right hand.}
MOSES MALONE: The Adventures of Lolo? You better s-s-save {pronounced like "have"} saved the receipt!
{Cut to the Lappy.}
STRONG BAD: {typing} After I get sick of making up crap about The Cheat and Moses Malone, Strong Mad and I belt out [pkkpkpresumably means "has become or been made grody".
Remarks
- Moses Malone's body does not appear above the "HALL OF FAME" banner or the "ALL OF GAME" banner.
- The first time Moses Malone appears, his socks have one blue and red stripe each. Every time later, his left sock has a red stripe and his right sock has a blue stripe.
- The Adventures of Lolo and The Adventures of Bayou Billy are both 1-player games, so Moses Malone and The Cheat couldn't play them together.
- Although Moses Malone advises The Cheat to save the receipts for these two games, most stores do not accept returns on new, opened software. The Cheat could only return the game if he had purchased it used.
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- The word consciousness on the screen before the fadeout is misspelled as "conciousness."
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