your funeral
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Computer: Lappy 486
Date: March, 12, 2007
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Page Title: Lappy 486
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Transcript
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STRONG BAD: {singing} Strong Bad, how you gonna check that email with my boxing gloves, with my boxing gloves?
subject: movieDear Screaming Yellow Strong Bad,
What do you think your funeral would be like?
Sincerely Yours
Bibendum
STRONG BAD: {typing} Oh man, Addendum. My funeral's going to be off all of the following: the hook, the chain, the charts, the grid, and most importantly, the wagon.
{clears screen}
STRONG BAD: First, I'll have to deal with the most difficult decision a newlydead faces: what to do with my stinking, rotten remains. I don't want to be just lying there surrounded by sweet-smelling flowers and sweat-smelling followers.
{cut to Strong Bad with his eyes blacked out lying surrounded by flowers in a coffin with the word "COUGHIN'" on the side. Behind him is a person wearing a ducky shirt.}
OLD LADY: Oh, he looks so peaceful.
STRONG BAD: {turns his head} Shut up, Lady! Peaceful is not how I roll.
{cut back to the Lappy}
STRONG BAD: That's why I'm gonna be taxidoimied! Nothing sums up my life's achievements quite like my stuffed corpse suplexing a cougar.
{cut to a white background. Strong Bad is standing on a log that says "Yosemite National Park" and holding a cougar}
STRONG BAD: {in a high voice} Mrow! {normal voice} It'll be kept in a place of honor for all the world to want to make out with.
{scene fades to Marzipan's house. Homestar Runner enters from the right with a brown hat and jacket; he hangs them on the taxidermized Strong Bad.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Marzipan, I'm home!
MARZIPAN: {entering from the right} Did you find the DNA evidence?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: No, but I'm getting close!
{cut back to the Lappy}
STRONG BAD:Well, maybe I'll just preserve myself fetal pig-style in a mason jar filled with the salty tears
{cut to a jar filled with a liquid looking like water with an obviously dead Strong Bad inside. He has pieces of flesh missing.}
STRONG BAD: of all the heartbroken private school girls that will pine-a for me-a.
{cut back to the Lappy}
STRONG BAD: That way, there'll be something to re-animate once the zombie uprising cometh. In 2046. On March 31st. At 2:03 pm.
{clears screen}
STRONG BAD: And while I'm a big fan of the classic {sings to the tune of Chopin's funeral march} "dunh-dunh-da-dunh-Dunh-da-dunh-da-dunh-da-dunh," my funeral dirge would be written and performed by Taranchula!!
Easter Eggs
- Click on the phone book after Homestar says "Acupuncture and Pizza" to see an ad for it.
- At the end of the email, click on the word Zombies to see a clip of Pom Pom and Strong Sad in their 2046 forms.
Fun Facts
Inside References
- This is the fourth email in a row mentioning DNA evidence.
- This is another mention of How do you type with boxing gloves on?
- The fat man at Strong Bad's funeral is wearing a duckie shirt.
Real-World References
- Bibendum is the official name of the Michelin Man.
External Links
- watch "your funeral"
- watch "your funeral" on the old Flash site
- view the Flash file for "your funeral"
- forum thread re: "your funeral"
