Nondescript Nouns

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The "That Paintball Place Down the Street" Scorecard.

Nondescript Nouns are generic nouns used where either a proper noun or a more specific common noun is expected. This unusual naming convention has become a hallmark of the website's style.

Appearances

• Original Book, Strongest Man in the World — The robot who won the competition last year is named "The Robot."
• Where My Hat is At?/Where My Hat is At? (toon) — Homestar Runner prepares for the "Big Game".
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0 — Homestar says that he represents "Distinguished Businessman".
  • This line appears again in An Open Forum.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0 — Strong Bad, as "Doctor Professional" informs Marzipan that tests revealed her to have "serious problems".
• Email i she be — "great looking girl" wants to meet The Cheat at "the food court".
• Email dullard — During the demonstration for "Method 3", Homestar tries to discuss last night's episode of "Popular Reality Show" with Strong Bad.
• Email vacation — Strong Bad sends postcards from such locations as "That Clock" and historic "Over There".
• Email comic — Strong Bad creates Teen Girl Squad, giving the main characters the nondescript names Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One.
• Email fingers — Homestar's foam finger reads "GO SPORTS!"
• Email english paper — An Easter egg contains a parody of eBay called Some Type of Online Auction.
• The Show — Homestar's game show has a nondescript title.
• Lookin at a Thing in a Bag — Homestar orders red, blue, and orange drinks. It's never revealed what Strong Bad and the others were pretending was the "thing in a bag".
• Email sibbie — Strong Bad tells the viewer that he does not want to fulfill "your every freakin' whim" and gives "put on a purple thing and dance around" as an example. He also repeatedly refers to "The Guy" as a character on a TV show.
• Email anything — The postcard for Fish Lake states that it's "Home of this fish". Additionally, Homestar gives Marzipan "Really Slow Old People Music", "Pretty Slow Old People Music", and "Very Slow Old People Music" CDs.
• Teen Girl Squad Issue 4 — So and So carries a "Subject" textbook. Cheerleader asks Quarterback out.
• Email couch patch — Strong Bad's floppy disk is simply labeled "Old game". The ASCII art million dollar bill that is printed out has the portrait labeled simply "President".
• Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits — The last song on the album is Homestar's Secret Song.
• Teen Girl Squad Issue 5 — What's Her Face receives a postcard from "A Beach".
• Email different town — At the end of the email, Strong Bad says "I'm gonna go... Place." Then, in an Easter egg, a postcard from Place is shown.
• Email crying — At the end of the email, Strong Bad says he has "a food...in the oven."
• Cheat Commandos (toon) — Coach Z plays with a figurine named "Reinforcements".
• Email other days — Strong Bad's calendar has "A Month" written on the top. Homestar brags about his frag count in "Online Gaming".
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2 — Strong Bad, under the alias "Bob Statesman", claims to be running for the office of "Elected Official".
• Email montage — Strong Bad announces one of his guests will be "Some Guy from a Zoo".
• Email origins — The book Ewww, Claire!! Why??? has won "Some Award".
• Email rock opera — The amp in the background reads "An Amp".
• Stinkoman 20X6 — One of the game's bosses is called "An Ice Machine".
• Biz Cas Fri 1 — Homestar tries to persuade Strong Bad to go to "Beach Themed Restaurant".
• Email modeling — There is a map which shows the locations of "Place" and "Land".
• Puppets on the Road — Shark-Tooth Bubs says that a regular stand has "a food" for sale.
• TrogdorCon '97 — In an Easter egg, Strong Bad suggests someone wear "like five or six... more clothes...."
• Exaggerations — The picture that cycled through various puns in the original Marshmallow's Last Stand simply reads "a joke" in the Exaggerations.
• Teen Girl Squad Issue 11 — So and So is forced to take a summer job at Shirt Folding Store.
• Email portrait — Strong Bad paints his self-portrait using cans of "Some Paint" and "Some More Paint".
• Email cliffhangers — Coach Z and Homestar Runner accuse themselves of being The Thnikkaman and stealing the Lappy 486, respectively, and try to cover it up by talking about "sports team".
• Email the chair — After Strong Bad and Strong Sad each get hurt while trying out Le Restige and the Styleron Ecochair (respectively), each exclaims, "I can't feel my parts."
• Email looking old — Bubs sells "iTems".
• Email strong badathlon — An announcer on the television announces the upcoming "Cute little girl from sit-com sings patriotic song." Strong Bad acts as though he knows exactly which little girl is singing.
  • At the end, the box of Temporarios reads "side words" on the side.
• Let us give TANKS! — Gunhaver salutes a flag marked "The Flag".
• Teen Girl Squad Issue 12 — Two boys are talking about "band name".
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2 — Strong Bad uses a robotic voice and claims to be "Nadine Automated Menu Burger" calling from "Trusted Financial Institution".
• Drive-Thru — The Drive-Thru Whale describes the week's toy as "brown". When this upsets The Cheat, Strong Bad exclaims that they must be out of "blue ones". Later, in an Easter egg, Strong Bad asks for a "blue one" for The Cheat.
• Email more armies — Homestar holds up a book of "Game Program Instructions" from a Videlectrix game.
• Teen Girl Squad Issue 13 — Momkins says, "Listen, I'll be at a place until a time. My cell phone number is some numbers. The baby needs stuff."
• strongbad_email.exe Disc Five — the inside of the case lists "stuff, things, and more!" as bonus features.
• Email mini-golf — One of the places that Strong Bad calls out the name of is called "That Paintball Place Down the Street".
• Email hygiene — A pennant on the wall during the hygiene video reads "A sport!".
• Rap Song — Coach Z and Peacey P sing "Rap Song".
• Email yes, wrestling — The Announcer hosts an interview in "historic empty high school gymnasium".
• Email diorama — Strong Bad's fake book is decorated with "Some Award". Its summary is "A real book that exists", and it is allegedly printed by the "Actual Publishing Company".
• Trogday 08 — Strong Bad holds a book titled Things I'm About to Say.
• Population: Tire — The introduction states that "You are Soldier!"
• Sloshybowl — sloshy performs as the halftime show for American Football Championship Game.
• Email licensed — Strong Bad mentions knock-off DVDs with such generic titles as Jungle Animals in Decidedly Non-Jungle Situations.
• SBCG4AP Dev Blog — In the May 7 2008 entry, a generic Videogame Company Logo screen is shown.
• Email love poems — Homestar's grocery list consists of the words "amazing thing" repeated four times.
• The Baloneyman — Bubs sells summer movie tie-in baloney sandwiches to promote "the sequel".
• Strong Badia the Free — Strong Mad's section is called "Country".
• Coach Z's 110% — Homestar just won "the sports".
• Hooked on Decemberween — "A cuss" is spelled on the roof with Christmas lights.
• A Death-Defying Decemberween — Before Homestar goes down the Steep Deep, The Announcer introduces him as "the man that's about to do a thing".
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2 — Marzipan receives a call from "Slick Somebody".
• First Time Here? — Homestar's attempts to introduce the website include "something.com" and "A Website".
• 2-Part Episode: Part 1 — The title is called "Two-Part Episode: Part One".
• Thy Dungeonman — The object of the game is to get "ye flask". One of the areas is "parapets", which are described as such.
• Thy Dungeonman II — one of the items is "a trinket", which turns out to be "a bauble"
• Thy Dungeonman 3 — one of the areas is blank. It claims that there are "no people here", "no paper on the ground", etc
• A Decemberween Mackerel — Marzipan writes that Senor Cardgage won first place in "sports".
• Homestar Ruiner — Various characters compete in the "Race to the End of the Race".
• Decemberween in July — Cheerleader gets a "gift card for fashion"

See Also

• Cold One
• Integral Article
• Type
• Not X
• Color Flavored
• Overdescriptive Nouns