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**"Now he's going for it with a Burmese-python-sized baguette. Seems a little excessive, but that's Character 1 for ya. Far out." | **"Now he's going for it with a Burmese-python-sized baguette. Seems a little excessive, but that's Character 1 for ya. Far out." | ||
*'''[[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu|Games]]''' {{--}} Character 8 rapidly drinks Smarty Juice, saying "mope mope mope" faster and faster, and higher- and higher-pitched, until his head explodes. A face appears on his torso, says "mope" in a slower and lower-pitched voice, and then sticks its tongue out. The narrator responds, "Say, that looks just like... the most disturbing thing I've ever seen. Far out?" The creature smiles while a banner bearing a question mark flies over its head. | *'''[[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu|Games]]''' {{--}} Character 8 rapidly drinks Smarty Juice, saying "mope mope mope" faster and faster, and higher- and higher-pitched, until his head explodes. A face appears on his torso, says "mope" in a slower and lower-pitched voice, and then sticks its tongue out. The narrator responds, "Say, that looks just like... the most disturbing thing I've ever seen. Far out?" The creature smiles while a banner bearing a question mark flies over its head. | ||
| - | *'''[[Character Videos|Characters]]''' {{--}} Character 3 appears and shouts " | + | *'''[[Character Videos|Characters]]''' {{--}} Character 3 appears and shouts "Baseborg...!", which gradually fades as he melts into a puddle. The narrator comments, "Oh, seepin' it out." The words "seepin' it out" appear in cursive over the puddle. |
*'''[[Downloads]]''' {{--}} The narrator sings "The time has come to bend at the knees." A group of three characters (4, 6, and 7; or 9, 10, and 5) appear and bend at the knees, with an accompanying banner. | *'''[[Downloads]]''' {{--}} The narrator sings "The time has come to bend at the knees." A group of three characters (4, 6, and 7; or 9, 10, and 5) appear and bend at the knees, with an accompanying banner. | ||
*'''[[Store]]''' {{--}} Character 2 starts to speak, but the narrator says "Ah ah! No talking!", and Character 2's mouth closes up. | *'''[[Store]]''' {{--}} Character 2 starts to speak, but the narrator says "Ah ah! No talking!", and Character 2's mouth closes up. | ||
Revision as of 02:25, 14 February 2024
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A Yonder Website-themed main page.
Cast (in order of appearance): Character 2, Character 1, Character 8, Character 3, Character 4, Character 6, Character 7, Character 9, Character 10, Character 5
Date: Monday, February 12, 2024
Icon: Character 1's head
Page Title: Brought to you by Smarty Juice
Contents |
Button Effects
- Toons — Each time the button is scrolled over, Character 1 walks by carrying a different baked good, while the narrator describes the scene.
- "Here's Character 1 strolling home with a braidèd loaf. Probably get a caraway seed stuck in his teeth, but that's the life he chose. That's right."
- "Character 1's juggling a trio of brioche buns. I don't think he's got it right. He can paint my fence any time. That's right, it's starting to warp. Never had it sealed."
- "Now he's going for it with a Burmese-python-sized baguette. Seems a little excessive, but that's Character 1 for ya. Far out."
- Games — Character 8 rapidly drinks Smarty Juice, saying "mope mope mope" faster and faster, and higher- and higher-pitched, until his head explodes. A face appears on his torso, says "mope" in a slower and lower-pitched voice, and then sticks its tongue out. The narrator responds, "Say, that looks just like... the most disturbing thing I've ever seen. Far out?" The creature smiles while a banner bearing a question mark flies over its head.
- Characters — Character 3 appears and shouts "Baseborg...!", which gradually fades as he melts into a puddle. The narrator comments, "Oh, seepin' it out." The words "seepin' it out" appear in cursive over the puddle.
- Downloads — The narrator sings "The time has come to bend at the knees." A group of three characters (4, 6, and 7; or 9, 10, and 5) appear and bend at the knees, with an accompanying banner.
- Store — Character 2 starts to speak, but the narrator says "Ah ah! No talking!", and Character 2's mouth closes up.
- Character 2 begins speaking again, and the narrator interrupts with "I said absolutely... no talking." Character 2's mouth is covered with tape.
- E-mail — The background becomes a colorful cloudscape with sparkle effects, and Character 2's eyes become spirals. The narrator declares, "Character 2 has gone and transcended time and space. Why don't we all transcend with him to a higher plane of consciousness? That is both right and far out."
Fun Facts
Explanations
- Caraway seeds are used as a spice in breads.
- Brioche buns and baguettes are both kinds of bread with French origins.
Trivia
- Burmese pythons grow to about 16 feet.
Remarks
- Unlike other main pages, removing the mouse from the button immediately ends the animation.
Inside References
- Character 1 walks by with several kinds of bread.
- The narrator emphasizes the -ed in "braidèd loaf".
- Character 8 rapidly drinks several bottles of Smarty Juice.
- Character 1's python baguette is similar to the sub sandwich constrictor from fan club.
External Links
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