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<blockquote class="tandy email"> Dear Mr Bad,<br /> | <blockquote class="tandy email"> Dear Mr Bad,<br /> | ||
| - | How do you know if someone's | + | How do you know if someone's bum is stupid?<br /> |
I mean, is there like some kind of IQ test?<br /> | I mean, is there like some kind of IQ test?<br /> | ||
Crapfully yours,<br /> | Crapfully yours,<br /> | ||
Tyler</blockquote> | Tyler</blockquote> | ||
| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, come on Tyler! Don't you remember your algebra, man? It's called the ''{typing}'' Transitive | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, come on Tyler! Don't you remember your algebra, man? It's called the ''{typing}'' Transitive Bum Property. ''{stops typing}'' And it clearly states that the stupidity of somebody's bum is greater than or equal to the stupidity of that person's head. |
''{He types "stupid (butt) ≥ stupid (head)," then clears the screen to bring up Bad Graphics Homestar.}'' | ''{He types "stupid (butt) ≥ stupid (head)," then clears the screen to bring up Bad Graphics Homestar.}'' | ||
| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' So, take our friend Homestar Runner for instance. ''{laughing}'' Look at his stupid head! ''{labels Homestar's head "stupid (head)"}'' Look at how stupid his head is. ''{stops laughing}'' Okay, so you can easily infer from this that because he has such a stupid head, that ''easily'' his | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' So, take our friend Homestar Runner for instance. ''{laughing}'' Look at his stupid head! ''{labels Homestar's head "stupid (head)"}'' Look at how stupid his head is. ''{stops laughing}'' Okay, so you can easily infer from this that because he has such a stupid head, that ''easily'' his bum is going to be at least as stupid ''{labels Homestar's bum as "stupid (bum)"}'' if not stupider. ''{relabels bum as "stupid/stupider (bum)"}'' So there you have it. Okay, so until next time, on a scale from one to awesome, I'm super great. |
''{[[The Paper]] comes down, reading "Click here to e-mail strong bad"}'' | ''{[[The Paper]] comes down, reading "Click here to e-mail strong bad"}'' | ||
Revision as of 10:08, 28 September 2006
| Strong Bad Email #3 |
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Tyler asks Strong Bad how you can tell if someone has a stupid butt. Strong Bad explains the concept of the Transitive Butt Property.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad
Places: Computer Room
Computer: Tandy 400
Date: 2001
Running Time: 0:58
Page Title: Tandy 400!!!
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Transcript
STRONG BAD: {singing, types "run Strongbad's__email"} Checkin' my email, checkin' my email, checkin'-checkin'-checkin'-checkin' my email.
Dear Mr Bad,
How do you know if someone's bum is stupid?
I mean, is there like some kind of IQ test?
Crapfully yours,
Tyler
STRONG BAD: Oh, come on Tyler! Don't you remember your algebra, man? It's called the {typing} Transitive Bum Property. {stops typing} And it clearly states that the stupidity of somebody's bum is greater than or equal to the stupidity of that person's head.
{He types "stupid (butt) ≥ stupid (head)," then clears the screen to bring up Bad Graphics Homestar.}
STRONG BAD: So, take our friend Homestar Runner for instance. {laughing} Look at his stupid head! {labels Homestar's head "stupid (head)"} Look at how stupid his head is. {stops laughing} Okay, so you can easily infer from this that because he has such a stupid head, that easily his bum is going to be at least as stupid {labels Homestar's bum as "stupid (bum)"} if not stupider. {relabels bum as "stupid/stupider (bum)"} So there you have it. Okay, so until next time, on a scale from one to awesome, I'm super great.
{The Paper comes down, reading "Click here to e-mail strong bad"}
Fun Facts
Trivia
- This is the first email ending with "Crapfully Yours," or a variation thereof.
- The paper at the end is shorter in length than in the first two Strong Bad Emails (likely to prevent covering up the image of Homestar).
Remarks
- The real-world transitive property (of equality) is much harder to explain than the simple transitivity of identity postulate Strong Bad proposes here.
Inside References
- The email was inspired by the song "You've got an Ugly & Stupid Butt" from Strong Bad Sings (which later made its way to the Strong Bad Sings CD).
Fast Forward
- The punk rock band The Reunion Show named one of their songs for their 2002 debut album "Kill Your Television" from this email. The name of the 9th song on the album is "On a Scale from One to Awesome (You're Pretty Great)".
