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== Fun Facts == | == Fun Facts == | ||
| + | ===Inside References=== | ||
| + | *Strong Bad refers to the Property of Ones as "one of [his] bogus mathematical theorems" -- the first was the Transitive Butt property in [[butt IQ]]. | ||
| + | ===Real-World References=== | ||
*In the introduction of this email, Strong Bad may be singing to the Falco tune of "Rock Me Amadeus" or possibly "Paradise City" by Guns 'N' Roses. | *In the introduction of this email, Strong Bad may be singing to the Falco tune of "Rock Me Amadeus" or possibly "Paradise City" by Guns 'N' Roses. | ||
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*The term "property of ones" refers to the math term "property of one." | *The term "property of ones" refers to the math term "property of one." | ||
| - | * | + | ===Fast Forward=== |
| + | *[[The Brothers Chaps]] later created a strange needlepoint animation using the same corkboard and wall background seen at the end of this toon. It can only be accessed by going [http://www.homestarrunner.com/needlepoint.html here]. | ||
== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
Revision as of 04:10, 17 January 2005
Strong Bad Email #39
Strong Bad talks about cold ones.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad
Contents |
Transcript
STRONG BAD: {singing} Gimme some of this and gimme some of thiiiiis... gimme some of this. {stops singing}
Hey Strong Bad, How's it hanging? Last weekend I almost drank a one that was not cold. Has this ever happened to you? Dan Waters Dallas, TX
{Strong Bad pronounces TX as "Tejas", which is where the state gets its name, and means Friend}
STRONG BAD: {typing} Aw, Dan, you dodged a bullet, man. Because lemme tell you...a One that is not cold, is scarcely a One at all. Allow me to demonstrate with one of my bogus mathematical theorems. {stops typing} I call it {resumes typing} "The Property of Ones." {stops typing} It goes like this: {resumes typing} The ONEitude is directly proportional to the Colditude of the ONE. So you got that, Dan? The colder it is, the more of a one it is. Because you don't want to end up with a Cold None. I wouldn't wish that on anybody. But now in foreign lands, they've been known to drink {stops typing} Not So Cold Ones {a bottle of "Not So Cold One" appears}, Room Temperature Ones {a bottle of "Room Temp-A-Ture One" appears} and even Warm Ones {a bottle of "W�rm �ne" appears}. Whoah! But where I come from, it's CUH-HOLD ONES. Though I have to admit, on certain evenings in late spring, a Cool One can be very refreshing. {stops typing} Ooh... that's good one.
{A needlepoint picture of three "Cold One" bottles with the caption "A One That Isn't Cold, Is Scarcely A One At All" appears on the screen. The Paper comes down.}
Fun Facts
Inside References
- Strong Bad refers to the Property of Ones as "one of [his] bogus mathematical theorems" -- the first was the Transitive Butt property in butt IQ.
Real-World References
- In the introduction of this email, Strong Bad may be singing to the Falco tune of "Rock Me Amadeus" or possibly "Paradise City" by Guns 'N' Roses.
- The term "property of ones" refers to the math term "property of one."
Fast Forward
- The Brothers Chaps later created a strange needlepoint animation using the same corkboard and wall background seen at the end of this toon. It can only be accessed by going here.
