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''{He runs off. Coach Z and Bubs walk in. Their heads have been swapped, and they are now Coach B and Zubs.}'' | ''{He runs off. Coach Z and Bubs walk in. Their heads have been swapped, and they are now Coach B and Zubs.}'' | ||
| - | '''COACH | + | '''COACH Z''': Well... he's not here. |
| - | ''' | + | '''BUBS''': Well, you better find him quick! This crap ain't funny! |
| - | '''COACH | + | '''COACH Z''': I'd be hard-pressed to do ''anything'' quick in ''this'' train-wreck! What've ya been eatin', concrete? |
| - | ''{Coach | + | ''{Coach Z walks off.}'' |
| - | ''' | + | '''BUBS''': Least I don't have no clown feet! I can hardly walk in these things! ''{Cut to his feet. He then walks off}'' Ronald McDonald, grumble-mumble.... |
''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}'' | ''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}'' | ||
Revision as of 23:50, 12 July 2006
| Strong Bad Email #56 |
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In a rushed email, Strong Bad is asked what his current status is with the ladies.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Zubs and Coach B
Places: Computer Room
Computer: Compy 386
Date: December 30, 2002
Running Time: 1:13
Page Title: Compy 386!
Contents |
Transcript
{Start of the e-mail, we're staring at the monitor. Strong Bad is absent. Then we hear footsteps getting faster as they approach, and Strong Bad runs on-screen. He notices the computer and screeches to a halt.}
STRONG BAD: Oh! The email!
{he sits at the computer}
STRONG BAD: Uh, look guys. I don't have a lotta time. I'm kind of in the middle of something and I really can't explain. I'll try and do an e-mail {he types strongbad_email.exe} real quick-a-like.
{reading fast}
Hey man,
I was just wondering what your
current status with the ladies is?
Jordan Reynolds
New Hampshire
STRONG BAD: Uhh, let's see... {typing} Strong Bad with the ladies — Current Status: They all still want me. {stops typing} Y'know, what can I say? I'm a chick magnet. A babe conductor. A... logarithm... for the ladies.
COACH Z: {offscreen} Hey Strong Bad!
BUBS: {offscreen} Hey Strong Bad!
STRONG BAD: Oop, gotta go!
{He runs off. Coach Z and Bubs walk in. Their heads have been swapped, and they are now Coach B and Zubs.}
COACH Z: Well... he's not here.
BUBS: Well, you better find him quick! This crap ain't funny!
COACH Z: I'd be hard-pressed to do anything quick in this train-wreck! What've ya been eatin', concrete?
{Coach Z walks off.}
BUBS: Least I don't have no clown feet! I can hardly walk in these things! {Cut to his feet. He then walks off} Ronald McDonald, grumble-mumble....
{The Paper comes down.}
Easter Eggs
- At the end, click on the disk on the table. The Compy will create a message that says:
The Coach B/Zubs Project
Current Status: Pretty Hilarious
Fun Facts
Trivia
- This is the only email in which the Compy makes a humming noise when it is switched on.
- The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "loom disk 1 of 24".
- A logarithm is a mathematical term that is the inverse of raising a number to a power.
Real-World References
- Ronald McDonald is the clown mascot for McDonald's.
