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Revision as of 07:11, 16 September 2004
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Summary
Strong Bad Email #65
Strong Bad explains what happens to all the unused emails he gets every week.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, The Cheat, Bubs, Strong Mad
Transcript
STRONG BAD: Oooh! Check it out! Another one of those...sbemails!
{reading}
Hey Strong Bad, {stops reading} Hey! {resumes}
I was wondering what you do with the emails that don't get showed on the weekly email.
Dan Chase,
Aurora, Illinois {pronounces it like Illi-Noir}.
Ahh... {typing} Wha-hoah, Dan. You mean what do I do with the thousands and THOUSANDS of near unreadable emails I get every day? I like to mix it up!
{cut to the Cheat carrying some papers, organizing them into huge stacks}
Sometimes I give them to the Cheat for filing. And archiving.
{The Cheat sticks an email in the Medium category. Strong Bad sticks his head in the screen. The Cheat makes cheat noises.}
No man, that's a short.
{The Cheat shrugs, and puts it in the short pile. Cut to Strong Bad and Bubs standing at the stick, not facing each other. Strong Bad has a CD, Bubs has a bag of cash.}
Or if I'm strapped for cash, I'll sell the e-mail addresses to Bubs for use in his free weekly spamvertisements.
{Strong Bad drops the CD} Oops! Lookit that! I dropped a CD of five-thousand email addresses!
BUBS: {throwing the bag of money on the ground} Whoops! I dropped a quarter for each one!
{cut to Strong Mad crumpling up papers}
STRONG BAD: And sometimes I give them to my big brother Strong Mad, for the Japanese art of paper-folding. {he walks on screen} So, how are your origamis? Is that one the crane?
STRONG MAD: {holds up two crumpled-up balls of paper} THIS IS A LOTUS FLOWER! THIS IS A PRAYING MANTIS!
STRONG BAD: Oh yeah, that's great, man. Incredible likeness.
{back to the computer, typing} But mostly the emails I don't use just get... {stops typing and stands up, backing up slowly} A-digga...a-digga...a-digga-digga...a-digga...a-diggity... {starts running back towards the desk} DIGGITY DIGGITY DIGGITY DIGGITY A-DELETEEEEEED!!!!!! {jumps and does an elbow drop on the keyboard, breaking the desk in half. After a pause, the screen flashes DELETED!!} Ohhhhh....I think I broke my clavicus...majorus.
{The Paper comes down.}
Easter Eggs
- When you see The Cheat with the 3 stacks of emails, you can click on the top of each pile for a sample of some emails. (click the close button to close the email.)
- You can click on the top of Strong Mad's pile of emails for another look at these wonderful emails Strong Bad gets.
- At the very end you can click on the words on Strong Bad's screen to bring up Bubs' Weekly Spamvertisement.
- You can click on the picture of the product in the Weekly Spamvertisement to see more products from Bubs.
Fun Facts
- Here are the unused emails which appear in this toon:
- Medium stack:
Dear Strong Bad, This is my best one. Do you like it! I hope that you do.
HOW DUMB IS IT BEING A DUMB ROBOT. I AM GLAD YOU ARE A ROBOT NOT ME. GO AND KILL ANY ONE YOU HATE. YOUR NOT BIGGEST FAN EVAN
- Tall stack:
Dear Strong Bad, why don 't you do that thing?
hey i like ur e-mail and games i am stephanie and i am 10/f/nj and i play baseball cheerleader from stephanie poobears
- Short stack:
Dear Strong Bad, I tried to email you twice yesterday. You didn't email back. 'Sup wit dat? I'm out like that.
Do you have a monkey if you do you are a crap. If you don't are still crap so leave me alone crap head. Stop making me right this stupid crappy letter to you. So buy craphead uh I mean crapface wait no crapnose rrrrrghhh whatever you are stupid and have an ugly butt and your stupid and a piece of crap. Oh yeah your also stupid. sincerely, me Andrew Shapiro PS: Your still crap and always will be crap. And please kill hamesturrunner please PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. Bye bye.
- Strong Mad's stack:
Dear, Strong Bad Do you enloy reasing?
- The CD he gives Bubs says "The Goods" and Bubs's bag of money says "The Payoff"
- The "Digga-Digga-Digga... DELETED!" line is used again in car
- The quarters that Bubs gives Strong Bad in exchange for the email addresses total $1,250 ($0.25 x 5,000), and would weigh 62.37lbs.
